"Ah Qiu~~~Boss, what are we waiting for here? It's been a whole day and night. Ah Qiu..."
"Don't move. If the prey escapes, I will question you." What Yoshitsune said to me was transmitted through the computer channel, which shows how cautious he is.
So I also sent my words through the computer channel: "What kind of prey is it?"
"It's a girl I like."
"Oh? What does it look like?"
"Why are you asking this?" Seeing that I was a little disappointed, he added: "According to the intelligence, the characteristics of the prey are red lips and thin eyes. Ah! She is here..."
I looked up nervously, and couldn't help but be startled. She was indeed the woman Yoshitsune favored, and she was so powerful! I saw that thing with a big mouth (red lips?), a hunky back, huge sexy breasts exposed, and eyes.
It is indeed very thin, so thin that it has turned into a crack between the eyebrows. The height is also terrifying, even the tall Yoshitsune is two heads shorter than him. This... isn't this the legendary Cyclops?
?
The cyclops live in the ghost realm, and their neighbor is the half-crazy Mr. Erfu. Legend has it that they are a nation descended from Wei, the son of Shaohao, the White Emperor among the Five Emperors, so they all have the surname Wei. Perhaps it is because their wisdom was given by Mr. Erfu.
After being sucked away, the entire nation is very stupid. It sounds a bit like the id-type idiots that Mr. Er negative said. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, so there must be a reason for Yoshitsune to fall in love with her.
"Sister-in-law..." I wanted to rush out and call "sister-in-law", but Yoshitsune caught me.
"You're so big! Be silent. The prey that scares me away looks better than you!" Yoshitsune's voice transmitted through brain waves had turned into a roar.
But what surprised me was that Yoshitsune didn't rush out. Logically speaking, "a husband and wife are extremely jealous when they meet each other" (because they want to cry), but this stupid guy...
While I was thinking wildly, a strange wind suddenly blew up from the plains. If Yoshitsune hadn't held me tightly, my poor and weak body would have passed away with the wind.
The "sister-in-law" who was in the center of the storm was naturally shocked, and even the hair on her body stood on end. Perhaps because her senses were particularly keen, the sister-in-law seemed to have noticed the enemy's location, and she yelled at the lake opposite us, and the lake was suddenly covered with water.
It roared out a big wave. I can vouch for my father's reputation. This roar is much stronger than the Buddhist lion roar of the old monk from Shaolin Temple. At least I was almost stunned. It's terrible. This kind of shrew is for nothing.
I don’t want another lollipop. Oh, Yoshitsune, this idiot! His brain has grown on his butt. Is he confused by other people’s breasts?
Cheng! Cheng!
Only two short and powerful sounds were heard in the water, and two black shadows flew out of the water one after another, shooting towards the sister-in-law.
The sister-in-law is indeed a Yoshitsune woman. Faced with such a critical situation, she did not panic at all. She suddenly grabbed a boulder next to her and threw it at the thing flying towards her. The black figure was immediately hit.
She lost her breath. Then, the sister-in-law turned her tiger body slightly and opened her narrow eyes suddenly. Wow! That was as big as the main gun of an ancient ship, so that her entire face was obscured! (Note:
Wei’s face is more than three times that of ordinary people)
Boom~~~~~ There was a loud noise, and a terrifying light swallowed up another black shadow, and even a deep crater was blasted out of the ground. I could only give a hug to everything that happened in front of me.
I laughed. Because I thought of the touching scene where Yoshitsune and his wife met.
{
Yoshitsune: "Mother."
The stone-throwing monster’s sister-in-law: “Mr.
"I love you" Dudu (the sound made by the crow's beak shell hitting the body of the stone-throwing monster)
"I love you too!" squeak~~~~ (sound of eyes opening) Boom!
}
"Hahaha..." I finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. As the saying goes, extreme joy brings sorrow. As soon as the sound came out, I was discovered by the beautiful sister-in-law. She turned her head and looked gently at the place where we were hiding. Then...
Beep beep... (the sound of replenishing energy after the main gun is fired)
"Ah~~~~ It's me, sister-in-law? I'm a copper plate..." After shouting here, I realized that the sister-in-law didn't recognize me: "No, no, I am Yoshitsune's friend..."
"What are you talking about incoherently? Is he your sister-in-law?" Yoshitsune had already retreated dozens of steps away when he said this: "It's no wonder, you were also a one-eyed monster before you were transformed by the old man.
.”
"You don't know her?"
"Why do I have to know her? She doesn't owe me any money." When he said this, Yoshitsune had already retreated a hundred steps away, and then he said something that made me heartbroken: "Brother, are you still standing?
What are you doing there? The death ray sprayed by Adult Power can instantly destroy all creatures within a hundred steps. If you are hit from the front, I can't resist it." He was still retreating as he spoke.
"Oh~~~~" I could only scream at this time, because today is Children's Day, so I agreed to give the skateboarding father and son a holiday so that Kunwu could happily go to the children's amusement park of his dreams."
A day of fun in a "human house" (as opposed to a haunted house)...
Just when the eyes of the monster who was not the sister-in-law began to shed tears (actually due to energy fluctuations), the water surface not far behind her moved again, and another shadow floated silently from the bottom of the water, except for facing it head-on and
With my extremely good eyesight, I am afraid that even the one-eyed monster that is very close to me will not be able to sense her presence.
The black shadow continued to approach the prey quietly, and the surroundings were foggy. Even the breath it exhaled became part of the night fog. All this made people feel an indescribable strangeness. After a while, the moon appeared again
My head emerged from the dark clouds. The moonlight reflected the shimmering lake water and the dew on the black shadow's hair into circles of translucent light. I finally saw the figure of the visitor clearly. I can guarantee that it must be...
She is a graceful woman. The moonlight surrounds her softly, as if it is following her...
Squeak~~~~~~~The one-eyed monster who is not the sister-in-law opened her eyes again. Looking at her black eyes, my heart stopped beating. God!
It was too late, but it was soon! The woman had already approached ten steps away from the monster, and I saw her jumping up from the water cleanly. Her long sleeves brought a sparkling light, which blurred my eyes.
At the same time as his eyes opened, the two black shadows that had just been shot down jumped out again, as if they were being pulled by her purple sleeves and dancing together in the sky. To be honest, I have never seen anything like this.
Graceful figure…….
"Moon Essence Wheel! Sun Essence Wheel!" Through the moonlight, I finally saw the shadows flying on both sides clearly. Isn't that the purple-sleeved girl's unique weapon?
Beep beep! The Cyclops seemed to have discovered the Purple Sleeves girl, and hurriedly turned around to pour the terrifying death ray onto her. No matter how strong the Purple Sleeves were, he might not be able to resist the Cyclops light wave attack?
"Girl with purple sleeves, be careful!"
While I yelled, I subconsciously closed my eyes... and at the same time, the ghost eyes between my eyebrows opened. A blinding white light came out of my eyes. My old man once blamed me, saying that I used the ghost eyes he gave me as a light bulb.
It's a waste of money, but what can I do? Apart from knowing that it can be used as an incandescent lamp, I really can't find any other uses. But this time I really used the incandescent lamp function to save the beautiful girl with purple sleeves.
The Cyclops was shot by my big eye before it could completely turn around. My irradiation could only dazzle it for a second or two, but for the girl with purple sleeves, this second or two was enough.
Enough.
When the one-eyed monster opened its eyes again, the purple sleeves had quietly fallen beside it. A purple light passed by, and the blood from the female's neck spurted out. Beep! Its eyes flashed twice.
, seemed to want to attack the purple sleeves at my feet before dying, and die with her. After I just activated the ghost eye, I felt a little weak and could no longer use it again, so I had to watch the tragedy happen...
At the critical moment, a murderous aura suddenly surged from behind me. In the blink of an eye, an unknown object passed through my side and hit the Cyclops' neck that had been cut by the purple sleeves. The iron-hard neck actually responded like this.
Then, it fell to the ground helplessly. Then the unknown object also drew a graceful arc in the air and stuck on the ground with the force of thunder.
After Zixiu glanced sideways at the strange knife stuck beside him, he stood up straight and pointed towards the place where I was hiding: "Ruyi knife, heart-breaking sword; we never meet each other across the world. This is what human heroes do without hesitation."
After the mysterious disappearance after the attack on the Ten Thousand Demons Palace, the world was filled with emotion; this man and a demon, the duel between two young heroes has always been something that everyone has longed to witness. But today, I can see the elegance of the Kuaiyi Knife.
Women are so lucky!"
This is the legendary Ruyi Knife? What a grand name. It doesn’t look like my heart-breaking sword. It was all taken out because I was angry after my confession failed. But when I took a closer look at the long shovel-shaped knife,
, couldn't help but frowned. Isn't this the crow's weapon?
"Haha... Miss Zixiu has such good eyesight. I admire the crow. I became famous relatively late, so I couldn't compete with the cold-blooded lone ranger. I'm really sorry."
I raised my eyes and looked at the crow, and thought to myself: "Hmph, I'm afraid you'll be very sorry to see me like this."
"Why are you staring at me?" Yoshitsune's shout woke me up from my thoughts. But the rough guy had already kicked me out and shouted to Zixiu: "Miss Zixiu, come on.
alright."
When Zixiu heard this, she didn't panic. She just brushed out her sleeves, gently guided me as I flew towards her, then made a graceful spin on the ground and put me safely on the ground.
"Oh? It turns out to be a copper plate." When she saw my face clearly, Zixiu couldn't help but let out a sigh. (Wow~~~Zixiu girl finally remembered my name.)
"Jiji keeps talking about you in my ears, it's really annoying. Why don't you kill her while she's not here today, and I won't have to worry about it in the future." As he said this, the sun and moon wheels flew around the purple sleeves.
Making a clanking sound, this woman really changes her face at every turn, how terrifying!
"Ha, don't do anything to break the purple sleeves. You killed the copper plate brother, where can I find a mercenary partner who is more interesting than him?"
"Hehe, that's right. If you can defeat Hou Yi with trickery, you can be considered a fellow." At this point, Zixiu brought the topic directly to the right track: "Master Crow, stop talking nonsense and lurk here.
Why did it take so long?"
"What do you think?"
"Looking at your posture, I'm afraid you haven't found all your participating partners yet?"
"Looking at your posture, I'm afraid you don't have any competition partners yet." I said.
……(silence)
"Haha, what are we talking about? In four or five months (the actual time is actually only four or five days) it will be the day of the competition..." Crow said.
"That's fine." Zi Xiu looked up at the crow, then looked down at me, and suddenly said: "You guys are really a strange combination."
"Haha we are buddies." Crow lifted me on his shoulders and said proudly.
After thinking for a while, Zi Xiu suddenly leaned down and asked me inexplicably: "I am suddenly very curious, are you a male or a female?"
When Zi Xiu asked this, my face immediately turned red. Because only then did I realize a very serious problem, that is, biologically speaking, I am actually a hermaphrodite, unable to fertilize, and can only pass through cells.
Split to give birth to the next generation of monsters... In other words, I am simply an incomplete man (or woman), and I am not qualified to fall in love.
Whether it's a mule or a horse, it all depends on my own words.
Time passed slowly in silence, and the impatient Yoshitsune finally lost his composure and said, "There's no need to ask, of course my buddy is a big man."
"It's none of your business, what are you going to answer?" Zi Xiu glanced at Yoshitsune angrily, then turned around, brought his face close to me, and asked me gently: "Copper, please say something."
Smelling the body fragrance coming from the girl with purple sleeves, I was suddenly confused and fascinated, so I made up my mind, slowly raised my head, and wanted to tell her the truth, that is - I am a man!
But when I raised my head and made eye contact with her, I hesitated again.
"This...that..."
"Say it quickly! You little fool, you are still blushing." As she said that, she stretched out her jade fingers and flicked my round face.
"I am!" I closed my eyes and shouted, then suddenly opened my big blinking eyes and said in an innocent tone: "Sister Zixiu, I am a girl!"
