The male rabbit's feet are twitching, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurry; two rabbits are walking next to each other, and they can tell whether I am male or female! Wow! Hahaha...
Apart from being scolded by Yoshitsune as a shameless woman, I have been extremely happy these two days. However, due to Yoshitsune's constant scolding, I now think that whenever I go out on the street and hear someone scolding a shameless woman, I have been very happy.
Call me, alas...
"Hey, that shameless woman over there!" Look, everyone said, the crow will arrive.
I know why Yoshitsune is so upset. Because I walk slowly, he usually carries me on his back when we are together on weekdays, and I have even taken a bath with him. (Now I am Sister Zixiu) If the former
If it goes beyond the scope of unclear communication between men and women, then the latter is sexual harassment. But no matter how shameless or a woman, I have long been aware of it. As long as I can take a shower and sleep with Sister Zixiu every day, I will be satisfied.
(How shameless!) And I also know that he is a good man who takes soft things but not hard ones. Subconsciously, he will not allow himself to be in the same relationship with a weak woman who can't help but be frail, so, hehe...
"Ah! What's wrong, big brother?" I pretended to be cute and jumped over.
Now when he talks to me, he always stares at his scary bull eyes. I wonder if he is tired? To be honest, he always stares at me so affectionately, which makes me think that I am really cute.
As for girls. So now every time he talks to me, I blush and lower my head in embarrassment...
"You bitches, the Mercenary Guild is holding a hero convention tomorrow. I'm not free, so you and Zixiu will go to explore the situation first."
"…………"
"Crow Mouth, please tell me clearly what a stinky bitch is!" Sister Zixiu, who had been eating melon seeds and had been beside me, finally couldn't help but started to protest, and she had the momentum to go tit-for-tat with Crow and never give up.
"I...I don't have the same experience as women." Crow Crow was not good at quarreling with women, so when Zixiu said this, he ran away.
By the way, I want to tell you some good news. In just a few days, my relationship with Sister Zixiu has become very extraordinary.
Because Zixiu always likes to move at night, she is known as the beauty in the mercenary world. In response to this situation, I also gave myself a nickname - Ninggai Beauty. You may think this is a new nickname
The name is very uncreative and very shameless. (As a man, I can’t relate to beauty, let alone a woman?) In fact, I have hidden two big secrets in these four simple words: First of all
, I am actually a man; because men are also human beings. And I am also an infatuated man, which means peeking sideways; so my nickname can be interpreted as - I am a man who wants to be by her side all the time.
A silly boy who even sacrifices his own looks in order to gaze at beauties often.
Since Sister Zixiu likes my name very much, she agreed that when we walk in the world in the future, we can be collectively called Shuangmei (Yuehua Beauty & Ningping Beauty), or beauty&lovely, abbreviated as bl. (This name sounds good.
The elephant is louder than dn!) Among them, the b (beauty) that emphasizes beauty belongs to Sister Zixiu, and the l (lovely) that emphasizes cuteness belongs to me.
But then again, since Zixiu joined us, the most troublesome problem now has become - we still lack a powerful warrior partner in the team.
At first, we selected a few warriors looking for partners on the mercenary-only network, but we were all dissatisfied after meeting. Because according to Yoshitsune, partners must get along well. But the characters of Shishou and Yoshitsune are so
It’s really hard to find people who are quirky and get along well with each other. Seeing that the competition day is approaching day by day, but our warrior partners have not yet been found, it is really worrying! There are still three months until the deadline for the registration of the participating teams in the competition.
Contestants who have not found all their teammates will be deemed to have automatically given up. In fact, as I say, just find any beautiful woman to top up your balance. (Actually, I am not saying this casually at all.)
"What is the Heroes Conference?" I asked.
"Why, don't you know? The Heroes Conference is a handsome boy competition specially opened for martial arts competitions... Oh, no, it's a talent exchange market. Hehe..." Zixiu smiled, looking as happy as the Yellow River Battle
The embankment is out of control.
"Oh? But what does this have to do with us? Sister, look at you, you are so happy..."
"Oh! Sister, you were so smart when you were fighting against Hou Yi. We, the new women, have grown up, but why are you so slow now? This is a good opportunity. Let's go to the venue tomorrow and choose a handsome guy to be our companion.
"As she spoke, Zixiu blinked at me mysteriously, and then whispered: "This is a secret between us women, but please don't tell the crow."
I was very unhappy when I heard this. What I like most in this world are beautiful women, but what I hate the most are handsome guys. I have to recruit a handsome guy in particular. It’s really...
"Haha... Sister Copper is so frank. Look, she is so happy that her mouth is pouting." Oh my God! How can there be such stupid logic in the world? How happy can she be so happy that her mouth is pouting? I think it is in her heart
Any obstacles?
"I won't do it! If my sister has a handsome boy, she won't want me anymore." As I said that, I cried and threw myself into her arms, choking. (Woo~~~Zi... Zixiu sister's breasts...
)
Seeing me like this, she patted my back gently with her hand and said softly: "Don't worry, sister, since we promised that bl will dominate the world in the future, then I will never abandon you casually. What's more,
Maybe I can find a strong boyfriend for my sister this time."
"Macho man..." When I heard these two words, I felt an inexplicable sadness well up in my heart, and then I plunged into the arms of sister Zixiu again, and suddenly burst into tears. (So~~so happy...)
"My sister is really a delicate and pure girl. I feel ashamed when I hear the word macho." Zixiu actually thinks so.
Hey, beautiful Sister Zixiu, let’s see at the Heroes Conference tomorrow.
