The noodle shop was crowded and we had to wait for a long time to get two seats.
"Two guests, would you like to order a la carte or want a set meal?" As soon as he settled down, a waiter came close to him. He was dressed like a waiter in a martial arts novel, and even his tone and expression were so similar.
.Actually, it’s not surprising that he behaves like this, because this noodle shop is built in the Martial Arts Street in the Capital of All Demons. This kind of Martial Arts Street is just like Chinatown in the real world and can be found in all major cities. It should belong to a kind of culture
The way of living together, in other words, the people living on this street are all martial arts fellows.
"I eat noodles!" As the Romans do, I also imitated the heroes in martial arts dramas, slammed the table with all my tentacles, and said in a sonorous voice: "Twenty bowls of large portions of Lanzhou Ramen. By the way, add more chili pepper to half of it."
."
After the second brother left, Sangmen secretly said to me: "Brother Tongban, you are so amazing. You can actually eat ramen with such a rainbow-like momentum."
"What the hell! Brother Sangmen deserves the award! Everyone has different views on food. Some eat it for taste, some eat it for shape, but I eat it for pleasure."
"Cool?"
"You probably know that, regardless of reality or fantasy, all rich people are very particular about [not eating the best, only the most expensive]. However, when eating most of these rare foods, there are a lot of smelly rules that are as rare as them.
I feel uncomfortable thinking about it."
Sangmen: “…………”
After giving the mourning door a sideways glance, I sighed involuntarily: "Oh~~~ It's probably because I'm destined to be a bad person. I usually like to eat ramen, braised pork and meatballs, which are cheap and popular foods. Because
These foods are simple and intuitive to eat, and they are all done in one go. Haha..."
At this point, you may ask again, can we be hungry in the virtual world? Of course, it stands to reason that we will not be hungry, and people in the testing stage do not know what hunger is. However, in the end, everyone strongly requested that this kind of food be removed.
Feelings are added. The reason is very simple. How can you reach the highest state of enjoying food if you are not hungry? Don’t underestimate the charm of appetite. It is the two major sources of power for human survival along with sexual desire.
.If there is no sex, there is no complete man or woman, and if there is no appetite, even the whole life is incomplete. And in a sense, the virtual world is a perfect place to enjoy delicious food. Because
No matter how much you eat here, you won't gain weight.
As soon as the hot ramen was placed in front of me, my mouth started to water. Then I leaned my whole body on the table and ate the noodles in a very ungrateful way. After hesitating for a while, Sangmen also
Devouring crazily in the same posture.
As I was eating, I noticed that Sangmen suddenly started crying. So I asked with concern: "A man doesn't shed tears lightly, what are you..."
"Yes... I'm sorry. I also know that men don't shed tears easily, but I was crying with joy..." Sangmen stretched out his hand to wipe his tears, and said excitedly: "Copper, thank you for treating me to such a wonderful meal.
, you are my best friend in this life."
Ten bowls of ramen... This [friend] is too cheap?... So I silently pushed the bowl of ramen in front of me to his side.
"Teacher, is this the legendary top-notch ramen restaurant you mentioned? But it seems so ordinary here?" Just as Sangmen and I were talking nonsense, a familiar voice suddenly came from the next table.
I almost spit the noodles out of my nose.
"Da Yin hides in the city, and Xiao Yin hides in the wild. If the mysterious delicacy [Super Invincible Royal Overlord Tofu] that only the God of Cookery can create is Xiao Yin, this Lanzhou ramen is Da Yin. Hiss~~~~ (sucks the noodles)
sound)."
The world's top masters don't go to high-end restaurants, but actually eat ramen here... I said that real martial arts masters are either perverts or bad people, and I don't want to have anything to do with them.
So I murmured to myself while eating noodles: "You didn't find me, you didn't find me!..." Sangmen thought this was the etiquette of eating Chinese ramen (note that due to the rise of Chinese culture in the virtual world, everyone has Chinese names)
, but not all people with Chinese names are Chinese. Everyone eliminates language barriers through the automatic translation function of biological computers. That is, what each ethnic group sees and hears in the virtual world is the language of its own ethnic group.
, for example, my exposure is all [Chinese]), and while eating noodles, I repeat my words very piously and loudly: "I didn't find me, didn't find me!..."
I was frightened when I heard it, but it was too late to stop it.
"I'm sorry, we have already discovered you. I happen to want to find you, my little copper brother, hehehe..." With my head lowered, I suddenly felt a slender and old hand quietly placed on my smooth back.
.
"Old... uncle, you have recognized the wrong person. I am not the copper you said. I am just an NPC who accidentally got lost in the bustling city."
"Brother Copper, are you not Brother Copper?" Sangmen stopped eating noodles and turned his ugly black face to me. The pain on his confused face was like a third-rate mathematician who had proved Goldbach's conjecture but failed to prove it.
.
"Hahahaha..." When I heard the sheep-headed old man laughing like this, I had no choice but to turn around and crawl to their table.
"Tell me, what experiment do you want to use my body for?" I was lying on the table as if I was ready to kill him.
"Haha, long time no see, little copper plate brother." As he said this, Mr. Erfu, who was sitting at the table, used his mind to control the teacup on the table to fly up, and then took an elegant sip. At this time, Sangmen and the old man also
They all came here and sat down.
"I also heard the news that you successfully reached the finals. It's amazing." Mr. Erhui is always so polite and reasonable, which is very admirable.
I smiled slightly and did not respond to the question, but turned the topic aside: "By the way, what are you discussing here?"
"What else can we discuss now? Of course it is the finals of the tournament. Now the eyes of the whole world are focused on it." Mr. Erhui replied, and then he turned his head to Sangmen: "Brother, okay
It's like meeting for the first time..."
Sangmen: “…………”
"His name is Sangmen, a member of the Xingtian Team, and he is my new friend."
"Oh! Team Xingtian? The girl Jingwei of your team is an amazing woman. I think she will definitely become a highlight in this competition. By the way, your captain Xingtian is also a member of the younger generation of mercenaries.
The most respectable among them..." .
"Haha, this gentleman seems to like to evaluate others. I wonder who he thinks is better between me and Bu Qiyuan?" Mr. Erhui was talking happily when the voice of Boss Xingtian suddenly sounded behind him. It seemed that he was here to come.
From the Sangmen. In order to avoid being pursued by the System Management Bureau, Mr. Erfu would change his appearance whenever he went out. Now the voice of Mr. Erfu in front of me is much like that of the powerful [Da Xing Shen] back then.
It was different, so even Boss Xingtian didn't recognize it.
Seeing that Mr. Erhui didn't answer, Boss Xingtian added: "I'm sorry, I also know that it's not good to be obsessed with victory. But I once vowed to fight all the heroes in the world, but I was too elusive to fight against him until the end.
The younger generation is really not willing to decide between male and female."
"Never leave far."
Mr. Erfu didn't look back, he just replied lightly, as if he preferred Mapo tofu between boiled tofu and Mapo tofu. But I saw a trace of obvious displeasure on Boss Xingtian's face.
, so I quickly asked Mr. Erhui as if to smooth things over: "But judging from all the information, Fu Jiyuan's prestige and strength are far inferior to the Xingtian hero?"
Mr. Erhui still didn't look back, just smiled slightly: "Of course, generally speaking, Fu Qi Yuan is not as good as Xing Tian. However, in the mercenary world, and even in the entire world, few people can understand Fu Qi Yuan's true strength. Even the relatively fair folk in the demon world
They only call him the fourth-ranked Crow Yoshitsune of our Dark Mercenary Guild. On the contrary, most people are willing to admit the world-dominating hero Xing Tian as Tian Kuixing. The reason is simple, because Xing Tian is an all-rounder.
, Fu Qi Yuan is a genius. An all-rounder relies on strength, but a genius relies on creativity, which gives most people a bad impression of being opportunistic and opportunistic..."
Even though Mr. Gentleman looked polite and reasonable on the surface, he was merciless when he spoke. "Sir, what he said was too vague, I still didn't understand." Even though I understood, I still continued to ask. Of course, I didn't understand.
I didn't realize that although my body was no longer far away, in fact our thinking habits were still the same, because we were the same person after all.
"To be honest, as a warrior, Lord Xingtian is indeed better than staying away. If you meet on a narrow road in a place with no room for maneuver, the winner will definitely be Lord Xingtian." After hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief, and finally no longer had to provoke him.
Trouble.
"However (50% of the good things in the world are ruined by these two words), the larger the room for maneuver on the battlefield, the greater the chance of winning without quitting. So as a professional warrior, Lord Xingtian is not as good as not quitting. At least.
One of his qualities is something that Mr. Xingtian cannot match, that is, he is not obsessed with winning or losing, and does not care about reputation and interests, but only to achieve the ultimate goal. Don't forget that Kan Ciyuan acts arrogantly on the surface, he will go even harder to provoke many troubles
, but in fact he never causes any unnecessary trouble. But I suspect that his superficial madness is all to cover up his actual calmness, which is the highest level of a professional warrior."
"Hehehehe~~~~~" Having said this, I finally couldn't help but giggle with joy, and scratched my head involuntarily with my tentacles. This was the first time I heard such a wonderful compliment in person (or behind my back).
In fact, Bi Jiyuan is not the kind of person Mr. Erfu thinks. He is just shy (does not like to deal with many people), lazy (always avoids difficulties and likes to seek the least labor-intensive solution), and is incapable of doing things (often offends others).
He's just a half-baked kid who talks stupid things about people.
But to my surprise, after listening to Mr. Erhui’s analysis, Xingtian, the hero, was not angry but happy. He cupped his fists and thanked heroically: "Xingtian has learned a lesson from Mr. Erhui's good words. But even if we don't leave the past, we are really good."
It doesn’t matter if you are better than me, because I am still alive and he has disappeared. As long as you are alive, there are endless possibilities."
After saying that, Hero Xingtian took Sangmen, who was still engrossed in eating noodles, and left.
What did Sangmen say to me at the end? I didn't hear it clearly because my heart was deeply touched by the last words of the Xingtian hero. Yes, if it is said that the strong man will never leave the world, his unparalleled achievements have already been together.
I am dead, but I am still alive. I am not far away, I am a copper coin, and I am also Chen Shi. No matter how weak I am now, as long as I still exist, I am...
"Kid, what are you thinking about?"
Only now did I remember that the old man with the headache had been watching with cold eyes. Almost subconsciously, I blurted out: "I was thinking, [there are endless possibilities], this is probably the only evidence of being alive."
After hearing this, the old man smiled and nodded, then took out a very ugly red envelope from his arms, flashed it in front of my eyes, and said mysteriously: "I am very happy today, so I will give you this ultimate treasure."
