After five days of separate preparations, the four of us finally gathered together again. Because this day was the time our team agreed to deliver the start-up funds.
What surprised me the most was that Yoshitsune's attitude toward me suddenly changed 180 degrees. He smiled obscenely at me as soon as we met, and he no longer called me a shameless woman. In addition, he hugged me.
He said, "Sister Copper is such a genius!" But after saying that, he turned around and snickered. Seeing him like this, I suddenly had an ominous premonition, could it be...
So I said: "Yoshitsune, why don't I treat you to boiled pork another day?" (Note: boiled pork is one of Yoshitsune's favorite foods)
After hearing this, Yoshitsune shrugged noncommittally, turned to Zixiu and Nangong and said, "The Xingtian team is not the only one in the world who has a great military master who can't do anything, we also have one in our team."
He then turned his eyes to me with a smile on his face: "But if the light is despicable, maybe even Wuweijun is slightly inferior to us."
After Nangong heard this, he quickly clapped his hands to express his support: "I don't have high expectations for what clever ideas this think tank can come up with that will impress the whole world, but when it comes to despicableness, I am really impressed by him."
"You guys, why do you always target the copper-plated sister? Is it a sin for a girl to be ugly? Is it despicable for a woman to defeat a big man? Bah! There is no gentlemanly demeanor at all." Zi Xiu hugged me into his arms, very dissatisfied.
I criticized Yoshitsune and Nangong. They stuck out their tongues and stopped messing with me.
After they stopped talking, Sister Zixiu asked me curiously: "Sister, what is this red envelope hanging around your neck?"
"This...this...is my wallet." In fact, this is a bag given to me by my old man. He said that this bag has two layers. You can usually use the first layer as a wallet to carry some pocket money. This is all to hide it.
The scary second layer. Because the second layer contains an ultimate treasure. During the competition, if you are faced with a life-or-death crisis, you can save the day by just opening it. Of course, if you open it when there is no danger, it will be completely ineffective. I
This guy is like this. I would rather believe him or not in many things. Especially the things that the strange old man gave me. For example, the ghost eyes are not as exaggerated as he said, but I recently discovered that using them as light bulbs seems to be a good idea.
It is also very good for eyesight protection. The usefulness of many things is not determined by itself, but by its users.
Soon the four of us were standing at the table at the registration office in various shapes. The leader, Yoshitsune, slammed the table and shouted: "The Crows have registered for start-up funds."
Shocked by Yoshitsune, the originally sleepy turtle receptionist blinked his eyes and stood up slowly, then slowly began to read through the contestants' information...
Half an hour later, Yoshitsune finally couldn't help but yelled: "Asshole, why are you slower than a turtle!" But the receptionist yawned and waved his stubby fingers to the sky, casually.
He replied slowly: "Why are you in a hurry! Aren't you busy enough in the real world? Sometimes being a tortoise is also a kind of happiness. Anyway, there is a lot of time in this world."
It seems that this person came specifically to the virtual world to enjoy a slow life. There is nothing we can do about it. To be honest, I am a little envious of him, but we are not vegetarians! Yoshitsune took out a hot pot set from his pocket in another dimension.
Utensils (tableware and ingredients) are then cooked by Nangong, who is good at firearms, Zixiu, who is good at seasoning, prepares the ingredients, and I, who is good at eating, taste...
After a while, our laughter filled the room.
"Haha! We are such good partners! Eat more, you're welcome."
"Time is money, appetite is life, and by doing this we are simply respecting life and saving money. Is there anything more meaningful in the world than this?"
"Oh! Sister Copper, your eating posture is so ugly. You have to be more ladylike, otherwise no boy will like you."
"Sister Zixiu's cooking skills are really great. It would be great if I could marry you as my wife... Haha haha..." (I can't speak anymore)
"I hate it! I'm not gay, and girls are not ashamed to say this?" When it came to being embarrassed, Zixiu suddenly reached out and pushed me, and my whole head was thrown into the hot pot...
"Ah~~~~~~~~"
Along with my screams, Uncle Turtle's voice finally sounded again: "Who is the Crow Team? Okay, come here one by one to declare the start-up capital you invested."
So everyone quickly packed up and stood over again. Only I was still touching my burned face and twitching.
"Captain Crow Yoshitsune, would you like to pay in cash or bank transfer?"
"Bank transfer." Yoshitsune said as he entered his account into the Internet.
"Please declare your investment amount."
"My entire savings is 7 million g. (approximately 70,000 yen)"
"As expected of the captain, he took such bold action." Both Zixiu and Nangong nodded appreciatively to Yoshitsune, which made Yoshitsune feel very proud.
"Money is absolutely no problem!" Yoshitsune said.
But I could clearly see a trace of contempt in the turtle's eyes. The reason is simple. If the hero who is supposed to be the richest in the team only has 7 million gold, it can be inferred that this team is really not that good.
Nangong was supposed to be next, but the knight-like Nangong, in line with the virtue of ladies first, asked Zixiu to fill in the form first.
"I have saved some money in recent years..." Zi Xiu pondered for a moment, then reached out and filled in a number.
"Purple Sleeve Player transferred 20 million grams. This is proof, please keep it." Wugui's eyes suddenly changed. To be honest, he did not expect that a hunter's savings would be more than the hero's. But I did
I think this is normal. It’s strange that a guy like Yoshitsune who earns a lot and spends a lot can have a lot of savings. As for how he spends his money, I don’t have to explain, because even he himself
have no idea.
The third one to appear was naturally Nangong Shaoxia, but after checking his savings, Wu Gui said disappointedly: "I'm sorry, your savings are only fifty grams." Haha... I didn't expect Nangong Chuan to be so handsome.
Just like me, he is also a pauper.
"Haha... all my money has been used for charity, so... it wouldn't be nice if I didn't give some money to express my gratitude..." After thinking for a while, Nangong Shaoxia asked Wu Gui very casually:
"Can the bank immediately redeem my deposit in an international bank (the largest bank in the real world)?".
"Of course." Turtle said absently.
"Then transfer 1% of the money from my account in an international bank." At Wugui's prompt, Nangong Shaoxia controlled the computer to make automatic transfers.
Is this kid too stingy? Only 1%... But before I could start my sarcasm, Wugui suddenly fell down from his seat. When he got up, his expression had changed drastically.
"Mr. Nangong, you are really rich, you can make 100 million grams with just one move!"
Nangong walked up to me without looking back, patted my head and said, "It's your turn." But now I and the poor hero Crow Yoshitsune have long been like turtles, with their mouths wide open and unable to close. Fortunately,
Zi Xiu pushed me and woke me up from my dream. But when I heard such a large sum of money, Zi Xiu was not surprised, which was so strange...
But then again...
Alas! No matter what happens now, I have no choice but to bite the bullet and climb up.
"Your name is Copper, right?"
"Yes." I lay on the table, with only half of my head exposed, and nodded timidly. It must be that the burns just now made my face even more ugly. After looking at each other for a while, the turtle couldn't help but sneered.
, but he recovered quickly.
"You should know the rules, they are the same as the three teammates before you."
"I'll pay cash," I said.
Probably stimulated by Zixiu and Nangong, Wugui no longer dared to look down on me. He smiled and said to me, "You must have a big pocket in another space?"
...I grabbed the bottom of the wallet and shook it hard...but...
Boring, boring, boring, boring~~~~ After five crisp sounds, the world fell into silence...
Chi~chi~ (the sound of my eyes blinking, and then a drop of cold sweat broke out)
Chirp chirp (the sound of his blinking eyes)
"Sorry, can I ask a question?"
"kindness!"
"Are you really sure?" Wugui muttered to himself as he counted the steel bangs on the table.
"Ugh~~~~" After struggling in pain and contradiction for a long time, I timidly stretched out a tentacle, slowly approached the nearest copper plate, and then said guiltily: "Yes... I'm sorry, I forgot
After a while, you will need a copper coin to save and exit. If you don’t have a copper coin, you can’t save... Sometimes copper coins are also very important, don’t you think?..."
I wanted to tell a joke to divert everyone's attention, but it didn't seem to work...
