After a quick trot, the three of us (and our brains) ran to a shabby temple together. There was a strange plaque like "Royal Temple" hanging on the door of the temple. The ancient green lantern Buddha, small and unique, was what this shabby temple gave me.
The first impression was. But the second impression was the noise of the guessing game coming from inside.
"Master, Taoist priest, are you all here?" Zixiu's knock on the door caused chaos in the room. After a moment, the broken door suddenly opened automatically. When we entered the Buddhist hall, two of me flashed out.
A very familiar figure. I thought I was dreaming. After wiping my eyes, I confirmed that I should run away immediately...
"Haha... As expected, the copper-plate little brother found us by himself, and even recognized us."
"I have said before that Copper's mental power belongs to the superego type that is not comparable to ordinary humans, and he will be the fastest among his team to recover his memory."
"But I heard that the Sangmen of the Xingtian Team have also begun to recover their memories. The future life is terrible!"
"Very good! Very good! Hahahaha..." When the two old guys said this, they clasped their hands and laughed, and I also understood that my escape plan was purely delusional, because I turned around and ran away as if I was controlled by something.
It's like living in a place and can only move around in circles.
"Old man...two..."
Before I could say the word negative, I was interrupted by Mr. Erfu: "This donor has mistakenly admitted the wrong person. The Sa family is just a Taoist Taoist priest of the royal temple - Yehe."
"Let me introduce you. This is Master Xianyun, the abbot of the Royal Temple; and this is Taoist Yehe, the Taoist Taoist priest in the courtyard. They have been practicing in the Royal Temple for decades.
The higher you get, the more dilapidated the temple becomes." Zixiu didn't understand what we were talking about, so he quickly introduced us, but there was an element of ridicule in his words.
"Good Xianyun Yehe, what do you think of the value of life? Master Yehe, are you really the world's top master?" I didn't wait for Zi Xiu to continue, because when I think of A Cai, I can't help but think about it.
It's okay for the old man to mock them, but with Mr. Erfu's strength, he should be able to know the tragedy outside...
"Do you think I don't want to fight out?" Perhaps because of the sting of my words, the gentle and elegant Mr. Erfu suddenly jumped up and kicked the floor hard with his bound feet. He could only hear
With a bang, the stone floor was kicked into pieces. Fortunately, the old man stood up and pinched Mr. Erfu's shoulders to force him back. Then the old man looked at me jokingly, and then said: "Isn't the copper plate mature?"
It’s a small amount, but you still need to work harder to become the true King of Braves. Do you understand?”
"I don't want to be the King of Braves! I want Ah Cai to come back to me!" I was so sad that I almost roared.
The old man's eyes suddenly widened, his rich voice raised a few degrees, and he yelled at me: "Coins! Cowardice and compromise are written on your face, and I was very sad to see it!" The old man's steady voice suddenly made me feel an invisible feeling.
pressure.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Zixiu interrupted: "We are here to get married. Can you please stop talking about those irrelevant nonsense?"
The two old guys were shocked when they heard what Zi Xiu said, especially the sheep-headed old man, who blurted out and asked: "Zi Xiu, you have to think twice. In terms of family background and appearance, you are all very different.
Is such a marriage realistic? Can we achieve happiness?"
(Because it has real appearance, real age conversion and virtual real body as the basis, as well as convenient international transportation and immigration law support. The new marriage law stipulates that when getting married in the virtual world, if both spouses are citizens of real society, they must be unmarried If an adult (over 18 years old) and has not divorced within thirty years after marriage (one and a half years), the marriage will officially take effect in real society, and both spouses will also have the privilege of knowing the true identity of the other party. If in real life again Marriage will be considered a crime of bigamy. Of course, if one party is an NPC, there will be no restrictions. This regulation has promoted the birth of a large number of transnational marriages to a certain extent. Just like in the major eras of change, this pair of national fusions, species Optimizing it has a certain promotion effect.)
"Master, what are you talking about? What reality? Virtual reality? I also know that I am the queen and he is a fake palace maid. There is a big difference in identity. In short, you don't have to worry about this." Zixiu was said by the old man. He was confused and at a loss. Only then did the old man realize that he had made a mistake. He couldn't help but sigh in a low voice. I even heard him mutter to himself: "If his father knew , it would be weird if you don’t get angry to death. But it’s good, the world can be one less scourge.”
"But my father died a long time ago?" Zi Xiu was even more confused.
Not to mention Zi Xiu, even I don’t understand what the old man said, but I remembered another very important thing...
"Teacher, children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. As an old man, you should worry less. Besides, the copper coins are not useless." After calming down, Mr. Erfu returned to his normal demeanor.
"Are all bad fates caused by amnesia? Forget it, maybe it's God's will. As an elder, I can only give you the best blessings." As he said this, the old man took my tentacles and Zixiu's slender little hand. , and put them together, and then sincerely blessed: "Think carefully, you two are both good children that I like very much. It is true that you are quite different in terms of family background and appearance, but in a certain sense Tell me, the talent of Copper is still greater than that of our Zixiu. Will you truly love each other? Can you grow old together? If nothing goes wrong, you may get through this painful life very happily."
What kind of blessing is this? What a weird old man. I don’t know how long it took, but when I was still thinking wildly, the old man’s voice woke me up again: “Come here quickly, the marriage certificate is ready. You can each touch this shrine. , the marriage was officially established.”
When I walked over, I saw that Zi Xiu had touched the shrine... After turning on the Fuxi chip's analysis system and taking a closer look, I discovered that the shrine was indeed an identity registration terminal connected to the main server after debugging by them. .This is not okay!
But as soon as I turned around and wanted to run away, I was immediately pulled to the shrine by the old man: "I'm sorry for the copper plate. My Zixiu is an old man who I grew up watching. Although she sometimes has a weird temper, I can guarantee with my reputation that she will She must be the best girl in the world, you are so lucky! You have to work hard in the remaining thirty years, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life."
At this time, there was a burst of warm applause in the room, and Mr. Erhui stopped talking, but the stubborn guy actually clapped his hands excitedly, as if he was overjoyed for the happiness I was about to obtain.
"I don't want to get married! I don't want..." Once I am forced onto the pirate ship here, it is impossible for me to marry Meijuan in reality. Isn't the main purpose of my coming to the virtual world also for Juan? I tried my best
I tried to pull the tentacle out of the old man's hand, but it was all in vain. My hands were too soft. In the end, the tentacle was forced onto the marriage registration terminal. A flash of light flashed, and the engagement was established. Oh my God.
!My dreams are gradually leaving me...
"Does the bride have anything to say?"
"As long as you behave well, I won't beat you." Is this what the bride should say?
"Okay, does the groom have anything to say to the bride?" the officiating man, the sheep-headed man, leaned over and asked me.
Of course I had something to say: "This...this...Zixiu, I think we are not suitable for each other. The long-term pain is not as good as the short-term pain..." After lowering my head and hesitating for a long time, I finally forced out a sentence: "Let's break up."
.”
Wow hahaha~~~~~Everyone and the beasts, including Zi Xiu, burst into laughter, and laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.
"The little copper-plate brother is really interesting, Zi Xiu. You will never be lonely if you have him by your side in the future."
"This is also the first time I have heard a groom say something like this to the bride."
"You! Hahahaha... You're laughing so hard at me. Do you think I think we are suitable? Look at how serious you are..."
"Huh huh..." (pig laughs)
I'm so serious, but they all treat it as child's play! It seems that it's not the right time to mention the breakup, let's wait for some time.
After everyone had laughed enough, Mr. Erhui brought the topic back and said in a sincere tone: "As a witness, I can't say nothing. Anyway, I don't use this thing much now, so I just
It is given to you and your wife. I hope it can witness your everlasting love." As he spoke, he turned his back and gently shook his bound fingers towards me, and a lyre about three feet and six minutes long appeared.
In front of us, Mr. Erhui is an elegant person, and this piano reflects his style very well. The whole piano gives people the feeling of being otherworldly. And the pair of mating dragon and phoenix painted on the piano gives people a simple and simple feeling.
Romantic and warm.
Then Mr. Erfu explained to us: "This is an artifact created at the beginning of the world - Fuxi Qin. People who are not familiar with the music cannot use it, but people who are not very knowledgeable cannot use it well.
These seven strings are: Gong, Shang, Jiao, Zheng, Yu, Shaogong, and Shaoshang. When someone knows how to play it, the sounds are murderous weapons that can kill people, but if used well, they can also help people.
Human magic. You and your husband, take it and figure it out for yourself."
"I don't understand music, so it's useless to give it to me." I shook my head noncommittally.
"I understand, I understand!" Zixiu is good at controlling weapons. With a move of her jade hand, the divine harp flew over. She couldn't put it down and started playing it. I have to admit that Zixiu's musical attainments are absolutely perfect.
It was at the expert level or above: "But, how can we use it well?" Mr. Erhui did not answer the question directly from Zi Xiu.
"The copper plate is very perceptive, so you and your wife will work together to study it. This piano was made by the great god Fuxi in order to woo Empress Nuwa. It is also called the lover's piano. I used this to woo your sister-in-law back then.
Hey hey hey..."
This uncle is like a couple, really! Before I could express my dissatisfaction, there was suddenly an urgent sound of horse hooves outside the door, and a moment later a fast horse was already kneeling in front of Zi Xiu.
"Your Majesty the Queen, something serious has happened. The main force of Wu Peng Kingdom, a 60,000-strong army, has now moved to a place only more than a day's journey from the royal capital."
"Oops! It's doomed this time. The total number of defenders in the royal capital is less than three thousand! Not to mention that Wu Pengguo also has a magic legion that is famous in siege battles." Zi Xiu was immediately anxious when he heard this.
Like ants on a hot pot, they were running around the room. The old man and Mr. Erfu seemed to be aloof from the incident. I knew that I couldn't count on them in this situation, because they were even massacring the common people of the royal capital.
They can't even go out to help, let alone fight for us.
"If the 50,000-strong army of generals Crow Yoshitsune and Nangong Guiyu are allowed to return immediately, how long will it take?" I asked Zi Xiu directly.
"Five days, at least five days! But if we let them withdraw their troops, we will hand over the territory of the Ghost Kingdom to the Chiji Republic."
"I want to give the ghost kingdom to Chi Ji..." I bit my tentacle nervously, and after thinking for a long time, I suddenly stood up and smiled at the frowning Zi Xiu: "Honey, I have a way to make the witch
This old boy Peng retreats without a fight. Ah Cai's tragedy must never happen again."
Zixiu stared at me like an alien, and she didn’t seem to trust me very much. But then again, who else could she trust besides me now? Even though it was fake, I was her first after all.
