Early the next morning, a report came that Wu Peng had withdrawn his troops.
This was the afternoon of the second day after A Cai's death. Outside the city, the sky was filled with swords and guns, and war flags were standing everywhere. Sixty thousand Wu Pengguo troops came from all directions like a tide, and surrounded Ziyue City. The suburbs were already closed.
It turned into a turbulent sea of mighty armies, and the noise filled the sky, seeming to submerge the thin Ziyue City...
"Is your strategy really feasible?" Zixiu seemed to be doubtful about this: "In ancient times, there were indeed successful cases of empty city strategies, but others opened the city gates wide, silenced all banners and drums, and then sent a few old people to silence inside.
Sweeping the floor at the door..." After looking around, Zi Xiu kept shaking his head: "But why is your empty city plan so arrogant? You dragged all the men in the city to the tower and shouted, and you set up so many false flags... You
Look at these ordinary people, none of them have received any training. Although they are wearing soldiers' clothes, others can see through the mess at a glance. The most important thing is that you are actually planning to pull all the elites to ambush outside the city. In addition, you also asked me to seize the city.
The door was closed tightly, and he looked like he was going to fight Wu Peng to the death. Is this really an empty city strategy?"
At this time, two tall generals came over and asked Zi Xiu in an uneasy tone: "Your Majesty, is it possible for us to disguise ourselves as General Yoshitsune and General Nangong? We are worried that if there is a fight..."
"This is not something you are worried about, just put on a show." When giving orders to her subordinates, Zi Xiu really had the courage of a queen. The two generals immediately stopped talking and retreated obediently. But the two just
After I retreated, Zixiu turned to me and asked me anxiously: "You are really unreasonable. Why did you ask General Yoshitsune and others to secretly make peace with the Akaki Republic on the condition of leaving the ghost country, and then take a small road and march quickly?
After returning to the capital, they asked them to leave some suspected soldiers in the Ghost Country, and spread the word that they would fight Chi Ji to the end and transfer our main camp to the Ghost Country. Then they asked people to pretend to be them here...
Wu Peng showed that they have returned. Isn’t this contradictory? Even I was stunned by you."
"Hehe! You're not the only one who was knocked unconscious! And it's not enough to knock him out, I want to drive him crazy. In fact, the most critical issue is that the Tiger Eagle has escaped a little, and they will definitely report the battle situation when they return, which will take a lot of time.
Be careful." After saying that, I waved to Die Nao Nao who was carrying the things, indicating that it was time for us to set off.
When we were on the elevator out of the city, Zixiu suddenly said to me with concern: "Tongban, although I don't have high expectations for you, I still don't want to become a widow after just one day of marriage. This is too unlucky.
Already."
"Don't worry, my dear, I don't care about the little witch Peng. In the future, when you meet Zhu Yan, the overlord of the Western Continent, you will know what a troublesome thing is." As I said this, I gave Zixiu a victory gesture.
After that, he fell down together with Dead Brain.
I rode out of the city alone, which caused quite a commotion among Wu Peng's army. The long-range attack troops nervously raised their weapons and pointed them at me. I was not in a hurry. When I estimated that I was about to enter the shooting range, I suddenly unfurled the white flag symbolizing surrender into the wind.
, and then opened his mouth and smiled.
Soon I was intercepted outside the camp by the soldiers of Wu Pengguo, and then sent people in to report it. However, those who entered did not come out for a long time, and the other soldiers fiercely threw terrible weapons at me.
Things were wandering in front of my eyes. I felt bored, so I took out a pair of checkers from my luggage and started playing with Dead Brains. We played with great interest, and sometimes we had fierce quarrels over each other's cheating. During this period, I noticed that the Chinese Army
Several groups of people have come to watch us play checkers, but they have never greeted us.
About an hour later, when we were descending to the critical moment, a tall bear finally came out and shouted for us to go in to see His Majesty the Pope. I knew this bear, he was the guy who participated in beating me when I signed up.
Wu Peng, who looked like a master monk outside the world, sat high on the king's throne and looked at me with compassionate eyes. Unfortunately, this time I will not be confused by his appearance again.
"Mr. Slime Monster...what position do you hold in the Purple Moon Kingdom?" Pope Wu Peng's voice sounded nobler than that of a god.
"A palace maid who feeds pigs." My voice sounded so mean. Wu Peng frowned in dissatisfaction, then put his hand to his mouth and coughed dryly.
"How dare a maid who feeds pigs not kneel down when she sees the Pope!" The big bear suddenly stepped forward and threatened me. I was immediately frightened to the point of peeing, and plopped down on the ground and lazily shouted three times: "His Majesty the Pope!
Ten thousand taxes! Ten thousand taxes!" She looked like a beach girl lying in a Chinese military tent basking in the sun.
"How unbecoming are you! How can you pay respect to His Majesty the Pope like you?" As expected, Elder Wu Peng was not satisfied with my behavior at all, so he ordered a bear to convey his will. Of course, I didn't want to disobey it.
The great elder meant that, so he rolled on the spot with a look of helplessness, turned his back to the sky, and then shouted devoutly again: "His Majesty the Pope, ten thousand taxes! Ten thousand taxes! Ten thousand taxes!" Seeing my idiotic appearance, he even
The NPC ministers on both sides couldn't help but want to laugh, but the Pope didn't signal, so they had to hold back, but the muffled sounds of "Puff~~Puff~~Woo~~~" could be heard one after another.
"What do you look like! I asked you to kneel down as a vassal, and you actually laid your body out in front of the public." [Hengchen] is a written language, how can this bear know how to use it? It must be the old boy himself.
I'm sorry to say it, but I taught this bear how to say it.
"Your Majesty, you are also a master of ancient times. Don't you even know the simple common sense that slime monsters don't have knees? No, you must know it, so you tested me. By the way, I also know a posture."
Then I turned sideways...
Wu Peng probably had nothing to do with me, an idiot, so he had to say: "Get up, I really didn't expect that there are so many talented people in Ziyue Kingdom that they would send a retarded person like you as an envoy."
Very good! The old boy finally got fooled. So I turned over and got up from the ground. But before I could stand still, the bear came over with an axe.
"I'm the most vicious lobbyist. I want to chop off a few taels of meat when I see him. Let's get some meat first." As he said this, he wanted to throw the ax at me.
"Hey~~ What do you mean by a sleeper? I'll be leaving soon and won't stay overnight." I blinked my eyes pretending to be innocent, which made the illiterate bear gape. Maybe the Pope didn't teach him how to deal with such an out-of-line problem.
..
"What are you here for if you're not a lobbyist?" His Majesty the Pope, who had always pretended to be dignified, had no choice but to ask himself.
"I'm not a sleeper. I'm just here to invite Your Majesty and you all to come to the city to attend the party. If I sleep here, I won't be able to catch up with the fireworks display tonight."
"Party?"
"Aren't our two countries friendly neighbors? Aren't you here just to attend the party?"
At this time, Wu Peng had actually been led away by me. Sure enough, he immediately asked the most sensitive topic: "Where is the floating army? Didn't they enter the city yesterday?"
"Floating...is he that fierce frog brother from your country?"
"Yes! Tell me what happened to him and his thousands of troops?"
"A big army? I have never seen a big army. I only know that Brother Fuyou came to our capital with a lot of livestock and said he wanted to have a party with us. Of course the livestock were driven into the slaughterhouse by the army..."
"Impossible! You lied." Wu Peng immediately interrupted me.
"I...I didn't lie..."
"Then where is the floating man now? Ask him to come see Gu."
"This...this..."
"Don't hesitate, answer quickly."
"During the party, Yoshitsune-sama was drunk... Oh no! I was drunk and mistook it for a frog and made it into a braised frog."
"What a mess, why is it you one moment and Yoshitsune the next? And with your identity, why would Uiyu be willing to drink with you?"
"It's me...it's really me!" I defended hurriedly, and it was getting darker and darker.
"Who is it?" Wu Peng's question was really like the interrogation of prisoners in an religious trial. So I burst into tears in front of everyone. "Oh~~~~I don't know... The Queen doesn't want me to say...
"
"Why doesn't the queen allow you to say it?"
"I don't know...I don't know..." I took two steps back nervously, and accidentally knocked over the box on my back. The big frog head in the box rolled out with a grunt.
After stomping hard twice, I hurriedly tried to put the head back into the box again.
"What's this?"
Seeing that I couldn't escape, I had to bite the bullet and answer: "Reporting to your Majesty, it was fortunate that Nangong... No, I rescued Brother Fuyou quickly, so I rescued Brother Fuyou's head. Today I am here, and the Queen asked me to take Fuyou's head by the way.
I brought my eldest brother’s head with me. In order to express her apology, Her Majesty the Queen also made a scarf with her own hands and gave it to His Majesty the Pope. I hope that the friendship between the two countries can last forever.” After saying this, she handed over a scarf made of fine tiger and eagle fur.
Go up.
Wu Peng sneered and stopped asking further questions. He thought he knew everything, but in fact he knew nothing.
"Can your Majesty come to the city to have a party with us tonight?" I asked while the iron was hot.
"Why do I want to enter the city?"
Hearing what he said, my face turned blue all of a sudden, and I begged in a sobbing voice: "Her Majesty the Queen said that if the Pope does not come to the city, she will ask me to raise my head to see her. The Pope is a loving saint, and he cannot
You see a poor little life struggling at your feet, but you do nothing to save it!"
"Okay, I know, you go back." It seemed that the Pope was already tired of me being a weakling. But I refused to give up. Instead, I took a step forward, stretched out a tentacle and said to him: "
I don’t believe it, you have to hook me up and hang yourself, otherwise you will die anyway, so I’ll hang myself here.”
Seeing Wu Peng, who was pretending to be holy, helplessly stretching out his bony little finger, I immediately wrapped it around him and said loudly in a cursed tone: "We must have a carnival together in the city tonight. Whoever cheats will give birth to a child without an asshole."
If you drink urine when you come in and eat feces when you go out, your intestines will be pierced and your belly will be rotten, you will die a good death!"
"Okay... okay... give birth to a child without an asshole, drink urine when you enter the house, eat feces when you go out, the intestines will be pierced and the belly will be rotten, it will not be a good death!"
Seeing Master Wu Peng's face distorted by my curse, I couldn't help but snicker secretly.
When he sent me to the camp gate, Lord Wu Peng asked me again: "Why are your city gates so tightly closed?"
"The Queen taught me this." I giggled proudly: "Last time, Big Brother Floating came because he was not prepared, which made him unhappy, so now everyone is still preparing, not to mention that the guest this time is the same as last time.
What if we don't make more preparations? You see, even at the city gate, everyone is very busy. The door will definitely open in the evening, hehe..." After that, I ignored the livid face.
