"Brother Zha, you know her. What happened just now? Why did you say you were happy and she ran away as if she was electrocuted?" Awen looked at Brother Zha in surprise. He didn't know what magic Brother Zha used to scare the girl.
Be like that.
"I can't finish the story here in three days and three nights, haha," Brother Zha smiled at Awen, then picked up the bag of grapes and asked the stall owner: "Boss, how much does it cost?"
"I weighed her just now. She is exactly two and a half pounds and costs twenty yuan," the stall owner replied with a smile.
"I'll give you two pieces worth ten yuan. No need to change." Brother Zha handed the money to the stall owner very generously, picked one off and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, not bad, it's so sweet.
Awen is convinced by Brother Zha, he is awesome, absolutely awesome, but he has such a cheek that even if he practices for a hundred years, he will not be able to catch up with him.
The two-day registration period passed quickly. The third day, Monday, was the day to go to the classroom to get to know the teachers and classmates and prepare for military training.
Brother Zha usually gets up very early in the morning, and today is no exception. Before seven o'clock, Brother Zha went for a run outside, breathed in the morning air, then returned to the dormitory to wash up, put on clean clothes, and shouted loudly.
Awen woke up, escaped from Awen's violent kick, and fled out of the dormitory towards the teaching building.
The road was full of students rushing to class, including a few pretty ones. Brother Zha stared at them until the girl blushed and ran away.
When we arrived at the classroom, there were already many students sitting there. On the first day of the official meeting, everyone was in high spirits and came very early. They were basically chatting in dormitories.
There were girls sitting in the front row. When Brother Zha walked into the classroom, the girls who were joking all turned their eyes towards him and stayed on him for more than thirty seconds. This shows that Brother Zha is very good at girls today.
Attraction.
Brother Zha was very proud of his handsomeness. He walked into the classroom with his head held high and a cold expression on his face. When he passed by the girl's seat, he coughed lightly on purpose.
"Hey, buddy, your pants are unzipped," a kind-hearted boy said, pushing Brother Zha, who was still unable to extricate himself from his narcissism.
Brother Zha lowered his head to unzip the zipper at the speed of light and then sat in a position with a smile as if nothing happened. The kind-hearted man secretly admired this man's strong determination.
It was close to eight o'clock. Awen and the bespectacled man in the dormitory, Zhang Daniu, entered the classroom, and then a middle-aged man came in, wearing thick glasses. Perhaps he thought too much, which made his head half-bald.
"Is everyone here? I'll call the names." The half-bald man took out a roster and called the names: "Long Chenfei,"
Brother Zha’s college entrance examination score was the first in Sanjiang Province. When he came to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, he was also first in the finance department, and his student number was also ranked first. When the half-bald man read Brother Zha’s name and saw Brother Zha, he stood up and gave Brother Zha a kind look.
smile.
"Han Xuanwen,"
"arrive,"
"Zhang Daniu,"
"arrive"
…
After the roll call was completed, the half-bald man walked up to the podium, picked up a piece of chalk, brushed it, and wrote three big characters: "Ma Yongzhen". Everyone almost vomited blood when they saw it.
"Hello, classmates, I am your class teacher. Are you surprised to see my name? Haha, the teacher is used to it. You can get to know me slowly in the future. I think we will get along very friendly.
I asked Long Chenfei to temporarily serve as the squad leader of our class. Long Chenfei, you will take everyone to lead the military training later." The half-bald man laughed at himself to resolve the embarrassment, and gave Brother Zha a "senior official" title.
Brother Zha didn't expect that he had become the squad leader for nothing, and how could such a thankless job fall on him. He scolded the half-bald man in his heart for three generations, and nodded hypocritically in agreement.
"Now everyone introduces themselves, starting with Long Chenfei," the half-bald man gave another order.
Brother Zha walked up to the podium. To be honest, if Brother Zha didn't shake his thighs or pick up his crotch when he wasn't talking, with his battle-scarred temperament, eyes and charming appearance, he could kill any female animal in an instant. However, The strange thing is that Brother Zha just likes to shake his thighs and pick out his crotch to ruin his good image.
"Hello everyone, my name is Long Chenfei, thank you," Brother Zha was too lazy to speak, yawned and returned to his seat.
"Next one," the half-bald male teacher shouted again, his eyes widening.
"Awen, it's your turn,"
"My name is Han Xuanwen, thank you," it was even fewer words than Brother Zha said.
The half-bald male teacher smacked his lips and said, "When you introduce yourself, talk about your hobbies, specialties, etc. Don't be so simple. Long Chenfei, come up and introduce yourself again."
Brother Zha secretly cursed and had to go back to the podium, and then started to speak. When Brother Zha finished talking about his 133rd specialty, the people below were drooling all over the floor because they were so surprised that they didn't shut up for a long time. He opened his mouth and drooled out, while the male teacher took off his eyes and stared at Long Chenfei closely, not knowing what he said for an hour.
"I've finished the introduction, thank you all," Brother Zha nodded to everyone, then walked down the stage and closed Zhang Daniu's mouth, which was wider than the mouth of a cow.
"Long Chenfei is the science champion in Sanjiang Province this year. He really has a lot of personality. I hope to keep up his good work," the half-bald male teacher nodded to Brother Zha, and then the class let out a burst of screams of "Wow" and "Ah" from girls. In response to the boy's exclamation, Brother Zha's vanity was satisfied and he gave the half-bald male teacher a smile in return, but in his mind he was thinking about how to pop a bubble on the half-bald forehead.
Military training is about to begin. Everyone changes their numbers and uniforms and goes to the playground to hold a military training mobilization meeting. After the principal's boring nonsense, everyone goes to their own training ground to start military training under the leadership of their instructors.
The military training began in the afternoon, and the first finance class was assigned to the second company. The instructor was a young soldier in his late teens, the same age as everyone else, very strong and handsome. Unfortunately, the military training was separated for men and women, and no one appreciated his prowess.
"Hello everyone, I am your instructor, Zhuang Yan, in village uniform, strict Yan. During the week of military training, I hope you will cooperate with me well. I don't want anything unpleasant to happen," the instructor's voice was clear and very full. Confidence, Long Chenfei could tell that he was making sounds using his Dantian Qi, and he was a practicing master.
"The first item is to stand in a military posture for half an hour and stand at attention," the instructor said when he saw no one was around. He gave an order and everyone stood at attention.
"Align your middle fingers with the seams of your trousers, straighten your back, spread your feet about 60 degrees, keep your legs together, keep your eyes straight ahead, and don't make any small movements."
Bang bang bang, four people were beaten and pulled out to do push-ups. Bang bang bang, three more people were pulled out and did thirty push-ups. Soon almost all the students were taught a lesson. Only Brother Zha looked ahead. He is motionless and his posture is very standard.
The instructor looked at Brother Zha in surprise: "Stop,"
Brother Zha asked: "Instructor, is there something wrong?"
"You were a soldier,"
"No,"
"The standing posture is very standard. Why, have you practiced it before?" the instructor asked again.
"No, it's just that I almost fell asleep just now, so I didn't move." The instructor was almost furious, gave Brother Zha a pimple, and angrily walked towards the guys who were lazy in push-ups: "If one is not standard, add ten more ,"