Due to the laziness of the students, the second military posture was enough to stand for an hour. Finally, when the instructor gave the order to disperse and rest, everyone ran to their water bottles excitedly like people who were thirsty in the desert and suddenly saw an oasis.
"Brother Zha, look at that Wang Yu." Awen came close to Brother Zha and pointed at the handsome boy surrounded by a group of girls not far away and said, "Yeah. He's handsome. He's not as handsome as me."
"Maybe you can compete with him if you stop picking your nose." Brother Zha glanced at Awen and said.
Awen hurriedly pulled his finger out of his nostril, and then dropped it quickly. Brother Zha's eyes were quick, and he jumped half a meter away. Then he threw a bunch of mucus at him.
Awen laughed and flicked his boogers. The boogers flew towards Long Chenfei's lips. Brother Zha was shocked. He hurriedly dodged and turned his back to Awen and let out a stinky fart that was like thunder.
At this moment, the boys looked at the two of them dumbfounded, as if they had received an electric shock. The girls' team not far away suddenly fell silent. First they stared with their eyes wide open for a few seconds, and then there was a burst of contemptuous ridicule and Vomiting sounds.
The wind blew. Under the scorching sun, a bunch of snot and a bunch of boogers were floating together in the wind. Everyone felt that today's lunch was saved.
"Brother Zha, what should I do if I don't like Wang Yu?" Awen said to Brother Zha while watching Wang Yu go away.
Long Chenfei was also hostile to someone who was more handsome than him. He nodded and said: "His handsomeness affects our ability to pick up girls. Of course, the person who affects our ability to pick up girls is our enemy. Awen, what do you want to do?"
"Disfigure him." Awen said viciously.
"Ah, no, it's so cruel. What a good idea." Brother Zha looked stunned, then nodded repeatedly.
Awen stood still and rolled his eyes at Brother Zha: "I'm not that perverted. But we have to think of a good way. By the way, Brother Zha, you are full of bad ideas. I will teach you this arduous but glorious task."
"No problem." Brother Zha patted Awen on the shoulder: "Leave it to me, Awen."
Awen nodded heavily. But the next moment his face suddenly turned very pale because he suddenly remembered that Brother Zha had a handful of snot on his hand.
"Instructor Zhuang, tell us about the army." After standing in the military posture for the third time, everyone sat on the ground to rest. This time the rest time was fifteen minutes. After everyone drank the water, they had nothing to do. There were people there. Shout out to solemnity. Due to the recent broadcast of a very popular special forces TV series, everyone is yearning for a military career.
Zhuang Yan was about the same age as everyone else. Seeing everyone's yearning expressions, he cleared his throat and talked about their army.
A group of men in the army are nothing more than training, training and training. For some units, they don’t even have tasks. They are just training. Fortunately, Zhuangyan belongs to the mechanical infantry company of the Sanjiang Provincial Military Region. They often participate in military exercises. In Zhuangyan, they often participate in military exercises. What a touching description. Boys who usually only know how to play games online, eat fast food and pick up girls heard it with excitement.
"Actually, your instructors are not that powerful at all. They are just from the cooking class." At this time, an instructor from another company walked up to the second company and said with a laugh. Zhuang Yan's face instantly turned pale.
"Ah, Instructor Xiaozhuang, didn't you say you drive an armored vehicle? It turns out you are from the cooking class." Many boys had put on disdainful expressions and looked very much in need of a beating.
Most of the other boys also said "and" and looked sideways, never looking at Zhuang Yan again.
Zhuang Yan's face turned from white to red. He glared fiercely at the comrade who was causing trouble for him. It took a long time for Zhuang Yan to calm down his anger until his comrade realized that something was wrong and ran away.
"Instructor Zhuang, smoke a cigarette." Brother Zha took out Sanjiang and knocked the cigarette box lightly. A cigarette popped out. His movements were like flowing water. Several boys who were close to him couldn't help but secretly praise him.
Zhuang Yan waved his hand and said, "Thank you. Smoking is not allowed during military training."
"Haha. Instructor Zhuang. In fact, the people in the cooking class are also soldiers. They also have to contribute to protecting the country. The leader once said that everything we do is to serve the people." Brother Zha put away the cigarette and put his hands behind his back. At this time, people suddenly felt that Brother Zha was like an elder educating a junior who was not experienced in the world. And Zhuang Yan did not notice it either.
"Well, what you said makes sense. But don't people all hope to do better?" Zhuang Yan sighed and shook his head: "I also really want to drive a tank and an armored vehicle. Even if I can actually go into battle to kill the enemy, I I was an infantryman. But I went to the cooking class. I cooked and ate with a group of people. Then I cooked and ate. Grandma’s."
"Actually, if you think about it, if you don't cook for them, they will be hungry and fight, and maybe lose their lives. Don't you realize the importance of your job? The army is a whole. Only by clenching it into a fist and punching it will it be powerful. "Every soldier is a cell. Without anyone, nothing can be done." Brother Zha seemed to know the army very well. His eloquence shocked all the boys.
Zhuang Yan looked at Brother Zha in surprise. He thought to himself why I would be educated by a boy. But what he said made sense. I had fallen into a misunderstanding: "What's your name?"
"Long Chenfei. Nice to meet you." Brother Zha said as he stretched out his hand.
Zhuang Yan hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand to hold it with Brother Zha.
In the distance, a whistle sounded. Zhuang Yan nodded to Brother Zha. Brother Zha smiled and returned to the team. Zhuang Yan shouted: "Stand at attention." Everyone immediately did not dare to play and stood in a standard military posture. Maybe it was Brother Zha's. These words may have made them understand something.
Finally it was noon. Everyone rushed into the restaurant in Jiangsu and Zhejiang with sighs and sighs. Brother Zha took out his brand new meal card and walked into the cafeteria with Awen. It was the first day here. Although he knew that there would be nothing delicious in the cafeteria. But you have to get to know her when you come here. You might even meet a beautiful woman.
The cafeteria is divided into four floors. The fourth floor is where faculty and staff eat. The third floor is for self-service. The second and first floors are ordinary windows. Many students' family conditions are not very good. Therefore, more than 80% of students still choose to buy on the first and second floors. meal.
Brother Zha saw a lot of people in front of a window. He immediately used perspective and discovered that this window was selling a kind of cake. Looking at the golden and oily sesame cakes, Brother Zha swallowed his saliva and stood behind the team.
A few minutes later, there were four people in front of Brother Zha. Brother Zha looked at the cake in front of him and imagined its delicious taste. His stomach growled.
"Brother Zha. There are chicken legs here. Come here quickly." Awen's voice suddenly came from the nearby window.
Brother Zha hurriedly turned sideways and replied, "I'll be there right away." But by chance, when Brother Zha turned sideways, a girl stood in his place.
Brother Zha turned around and found that he was squeezed out. Did someone jump in line? It was Brother Zha's queue. It was really boring. Brother Zha was angry from the bottom of his heart. He stretched out his big hand and pointed at the girl's butt and patted it. Let you Jumping in line.
"Ah." The girl turned around in horror. Then she screamed even more harshly, "Ah."
Brother Zha also shouted "Ah." as if he had seen a ghost.
When the girl saw Brother Zha, she was horrified but thought why this gangster dared to touch my butt again.
Brother Zha saw the girl's face, heard the girl's scream, and recognized who the girl was. But he knew that he could only protect himself by screaming louder at this time, because women are the most nervous at this time. Sometimes. Once you are weak, you may end up being caught and embarrassed.
Within ten meters around, everyone covered their ears and then scratched their itchy ear holes. Ten meters away, all eyes focused on this place. If these eyes could generate heat, the place would be burning with fire.
"What are you shouting?" The girl looked at Brother Zha and her throat was showing. She immediately stopped screaming.
"I saw you barking, so I screamed too." Brother Zha replied calmly.
"You, you, you, you gangster." The girl suddenly stretched out her arm and her index finger was almost pointing at Brother Zha's nose.
"Why am I a gangster? Be careful, I will sue you for false accusation." Brother Zha pinched his waist as if you were going to scold me and I will accompany you.
I have never seen such a shameless woman. The girl's breasts moved up and down in anger. The boys next to her looked at this huge existence. It looked like a jumping white rabbit, and their saliva spilled all over the floor.
Brother Zha caught on to this point that she couldn't express. He stared at the girl's breasts unscrupulously. Heheyin smiled: "I'm so happy."
"Get out." Brother Zha plucked his ears and watched the girl walk away.
It was you who made the mistake of jumping in line first. I touched your butt. Didn't your butt also touch my hand? I haven't sued you for being a gangster yet. Brother Zha thought innocently. I wonder if Awen would know it. Will commit suicide by breaking his stomach.
"Brother Zha, this chicken drumstick is good. Come here." Awen handed Brother Zha a drumstick: "Who was that just now? It's very beautiful. Brother Zha, you won't give it to others..."
"Fart, go, go. Stay where you want. Wherever I go to fight, beauties will throw themselves into my arms." Brother Zha took a bite of the chicken leg and tossed his hair as if he was the brightest sight in the cafeteria.
"Bah. I've seen shameless people. This is the first time I've seen you being so unwanted. If a beautiful woman would take the initiative to throw herself into your arms, I'd dare to go naked in the playground and run." Awen said very confidently. But Then the half-eaten chicken leg fell to the ground. I was so stupid.
A panting girl lay in Brother Zha's arms. She may have run too fast and was out of breath from exhaustion.
Brother Zha's chicken drumstick was still in his mouth. He was holding a beautiful girl in his arms, which made him feel a little demented for a moment.
Do I still have the power to make all my wishes come true? No way. What do you mean? Brother Zha stared blankly at the girl in his arms. He held the chicken leg in his mouth but did not bite it. He drooled and didn't notice it.
The man and woman passing by had just heard the conversation between the two of them. At this time, their jaws almost hit the floor. Their eyes almost broke through the shackles of their eye sockets and flew out. I had heard of coincidences, but I was really surprised when I saw it with my own eyes.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." The girl blushed and left Brother Zha's arms, apologizing again and again.
Awen ran away in a flash. If he didn't leave, he would go to the playground and run around naked.
Brother Zha spit out the chicken legs and came to his senses without speaking. His despicable character appeared again: "I wanted to leave after you hit me. You hugged me but I haven't hugged you yet. I suffered a loss. You have to let me hug you back." "