Brother Zha estimated that he would have to wait until the afternoon for his turn to perform, so he threw away his cigarette butt and kicked a stone away. When he saw the stone hit a particularly fat girl on the butt, he quickly turned around and walked away whistling.
When he came to his class, Brother Zha found an empty seat and sat down. It had been a long time since school started and he hadn't interacted with his classmates. Taking this opportunity, Brother Zha improved his awareness of being a monitor and prepared to get to know his classmates.
"The teacher asked me to count whether all the students who applied for the application have arrived, but I didn't bring a roster. You can just state your name yourself. Don't try to replace others. I know each of you," Brother Zha was afraid that his classmates would say that he This class monitor is unqualified, and he still doesn't recognize all the classmates in the class after a month. But Brother Zha has always been crafty, and his cunning plans came to his mind as soon as his eyes rolled.
The classmates didn't know about his trick, so they all reported their names.
An Jing with red eyes, a height of 1.7 meters, and slender thighs that make people can't help but focus on them. Su Lingling, who has shawl long hair and a smile with two dimples, wears heavy makeup and wears The fiery Han Yujuan who pretends to be mature, the cute Li Qianqian who blushes when she speaks, the non-mainstream girl Lin Jiajia with black nails, afro perm, and nose nails... There is also a girl holding her hands with her nostrils in the sky, named Zhao Min.
Boys, Li Jun who is 1.9 meters tall, Jiang Xiaobei who is full of acne, Xie Ming, a skinny monkey with long hair, Yang Qi, a super four-eyed boy wearing thick glasses...
There were thirty people in total. After the registration was completed, Brother Zha nodded and clasped his hands behind his back: "Not bad, not bad, they are all here."
Everyone sat down again, and Yang Qi secretly said to Li Jun: "The squad leader is a fool. I signed up for three people and he didn't even know."
Li Jun laughed and said: "You can tell he is a douchebag just by looking at him. I really don't know why the class teacher chose him to be the class president. Damn, the class teacher's name is Ma Yongzhen. It's really an insult to my idol."
Jiang Xiaobei quietly pushed a note to Anjing: "Jingjing, here you go, take it and don't let anyone see it."
Anjing took the note, tore it up twice and threw it to the ground: "Don't waste any more paper, it's useless,"
He closed Xiaobei's open mouth and said with difficulty: "Jing Jing, even if you refuse, you don't have to be so cruel in front of me,"
Jing Jing looked at the stage without saying anything, and raised Xiao Bei's head to look at the sky: "Ah, my God, I'm heartbroken,"
Bang, Li Jun laughed too hard and hit Jiang Xiaobei's nose with his shoulder. Jiang Xiaobei suddenly felt his nose being hit by a hammer. Severe pain came, as if he was electrocuted. Then two nosebleeds spurted out and he fell to the ground. .
"Damn it, Li Jun, you are sick," Jiang Xiaobei cursed.
Li Jun was furious when he heard this: "Hey, Jiang Xiaobei, are you tired of living? Believe it or not, I will punch you flat."
"No, Li Jun, don't think that I'm afraid of you because you are big. You are no match for me in a one-on-one fight. I can kick you into a manure pit and make you eat shit."
"You," Li Jun clenched his fists and was about to rush forward.
"Try to hit me." Jiang Xiaobei pulled his shirt desperately to expose his chest, "Come on, if you have the ability, hit me here."
When Brother Zha saw that there was a cockfight ahead, he hurried over to persuade him: "Hey, what are you doing? We are all classmates, so get along well."
Jiang Xiaobei looked fierce but knew that he was no match for Li Jun, a guy with strong limbs. Seeing the squad leader's persuasion, Jiang Xiaobei hurriedly walked down the slope and said, "Li Jun, today I'm not as knowledgeable as you because of the squad leader's face. If you dare to do anything to me again, Try being arrogant,"
"You think I'm afraid of you," Li Jun yelled, "Let's try it if we have the ability."
Two idiots, Brother Zha cursed in his heart, scorning the two of them for a second, and then continued to persuade: "Okay, okay, you have to pay attention to your image on such a grand day today,"
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Damn, you are so disrespectful to me. Brother Zha smiled and felt very angry. Why does this squad leader have no status at all? His words are of no use. Damn,