The girls in front of them were whispering and looking back at Brother Zha who was smoking. Whenever they met Brother Zha's eyes, they immediately smiled and hurriedly lowered their heads.
After a few times, Brother Zha thought that the girls in the class were attracted to him, so he deliberately showed the most charming smile. When he saw the girl quickly lowering her head, he thought he was so handsome that the girl was shy.
Haha. I am indeed charming. The girls in the class have been attracted to me. I quietly walked behind a few girls to hear what they were talking about. When I heard the clinker, I almost made Brother Zha hit the wall and die.
Jing Jing said: "Haha. Look at the squad leader. He looks like a retard."
Su Lingling said: "Yes, yes. Look at him. He is disheveled and slovenly. His shoes are so worn out that he is not willing to throw them away. Look at his hair. From a distance, it looks like flames. From a close look, it looks like stool. It's almost It hasn’t been washed for a hundred years. It’s ugly.”
Han Yujuan said: "You can tell by his bearish look that he is a bad guy. If his IQ exceeds fifteen, I will fall in love with the man selling roasted sweet potatoes at the door."
What made Brother Zha collapse the most was what Li Qianqian said. What this weak and lovely girl said was not like her: "How can you say that?" When Brother Zha heard this, he burst into tears with excitement. Finally, there was It’s time for me to plead my grievances. The sky is full of gods and Buddhas. Brother Zha was crying with gratitude and then completely collapsed. Li Qianqian only heard Li Qianqian say slowly: "He is just congenitally mentally retarded. How can we discriminate against disabled people?"
He sat down with difficulty holding on to the stool. Brother Zha looked up to the sky and sighed. Oh my god, is my wish to pick up a hundred girls ended like this?
The woman who should have cut off her tongue actually spoke ill of me behind my back and shook her hair. Brother Zha scolded: "Quiet, you are the ugliest in the class. Your legs are as long as a telephone pole. Su Lingling, look at your hair." It's bifurcation. A horse face is terribly ugly. If I were you, I would have killed you. Han Yujuan. I don't even look at my shoehorned face with acne. If the man who sells roasted sweet potatoes falls in love with you, I will directly suicide."
They say that a good man doesn't fight with a woman. That means he doesn't hit a woman. If he doesn't fight back after being disgusted like that, he really becomes an idiot. He doesn't hit a woman, but he can retaliate with a tooth. The iron-mouthed copper-toothed dragon scumbag comes out and relies on his three inches to get around. An immortal tongue.
The curse made several girls blush and seemed angry. The boys in the class were stunned. What's wrong? What happened? The monitor had a convulsion.
Li Jun was sitting nearby. Hearing Brother Zha's insults, he immediately stood up for his sweetheart: "Long Xiaozha, who are you scolding?"
Brother Zha held Sanjiang in the corner of his mouth. He exhaled smoke and shook his thigh: "Li Jun, right? I advise you to sit still."
Li Jun is tall. He has been the class bully who bullied his classmates since he was a child. Looking at Brother Zha's thin body, he has the urge to ravage Brother Zha. "Long Xiaozha, you can scold others, but if you scold Su Lingling, you are scolding me. "
Su Lingling stood up and shouted: "Li Jun, what are you talking nonsense about? I have nothing to do with you. You have to figure it out. You don't have to worry about my affairs."
Li Jun couldn't help but blush when Su Lingling refuted him in person: "Su Lingling, I just saw Long Xiaozha scolding you. I..."
"Shut up. I don't need you to stand up for me." Su Lingling rolled her eyes at Li Jun and sat back on the stool.
Brother Zha found it funny. He stretched out his hand and tugged on his trouser leg and said, "I saw it. It's none of your business. I didn't mess with you." I tolerate it. I tolerate it. Now I am an excellent college student. I cannot use violence against my classmates.
Li Jun sat down angrily, but stretched out his fist and threatened: "Long Xiaozha, be honest with me. If you dare to bully Su Lingling again, be careful I will flatten you."
Brother Zha nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay. I'm afraid you can't do it." He cursed in his heart. If you weren't my classmate, I would punch you into the pit.
Later, Xie Ming said to Yang Qi, the four-eyed boy: "How is it? How is our squad leader? Have you come up with the data you analyzed?"
Yang Qi adjusted his eyes. He put his tablet on his lap and opened it gently: "Look. This is the squad leader's data. So far, IQ is 30. Force is 10. Image is 0. Knowledge is 30. Attracting girls. The index is 0."
"A waste is absolutely a waste." Xie Ming directly commented on Brother Zha.
"Keep your voice down. Don't let him hear it. Although his strength is 0, I am a negative number." The fourth-eyed guy hurriedly covered Xie Ming's mouth.
Xie Ming pushed him away and said, "What are you afraid of? If he dares to bully you, I will punch him to death."
Brother Zha didn't know that he had been evaluated in a bad way by his classmates. He came next to Xie Ming and said hello: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Xie Ming's back suddenly tightened. Yang Qi quickly put away the tablet. Xie Ming laughed: "It's nothing. It's just chatting. Right, Yang Qi."
Yang Qi hurriedly said: "Yes, squad leader. Nice to meet you. It's been a month since school started and I'm still not familiar with you. Do you think this classmate is fooling you?" He almost saw me. My strength is also negative. .
Brother Zha stretched out his hand to hold Yang Qi's hand. Suddenly it felt sticky. "What do you have in your hand?" Suddenly he remembered what it was. Brother Zha's eyes became like bells.
"Oh. I accidentally sprayed snot on my palm just now. I forgot to wipe it off." Yang Qi said with a "guilty" face.
Damn it. Brother Zha jumped up and rubbed it hard on Yang Qi's clothes: "That's right. It's obvious that he's trying to trick me. He thought I didn't know."
Xie Ming hid behind Yang Qi in an instant. His goal was to get to the brothers first if they were in danger. "Squad leader, are you from Jiangzhou?"
Yang Qi's eyes showed anger. He glared at Xie Ming fiercely. He also said that he and I were brothers. When danger came, he pushed me forward.
Brother Zha nodded and said, "Yes. My home is in Jiangzhou. When school started, I saw the roster. It has home addresses. Nineteen of the thirty people in our class are from Jiangzhou." Grass. Independent proposition. .The admission score in Jiangzhou is extremely low. It is almost becoming a university for Jiangzhou people.
That's not my business. Brother Zha stopped complaining and said, "Xie Ming, Yang Qi, you must cooperate with me in my work from now on. I, the squad leader, rely entirely on your support."
"Of course. Of course." Yang Qi nodded and said, "We will fully support the monitor's work."
"Thank you then. I'll buy you some fruit another day." Brother Zha laughed and nodded to Yang Qi.
I don’t care about grass and fruits. If I want to eat them, I have to eat them imported from Australia. I won’t eat the rotten apples you bought at the school gate. Xie Ming despises Brother Zha in his heart. But with a smile on his face: “Monitor, look. Someone is on stage. The school anniversary performance is about to begin."
The moment Brother Zha turned around, Xie Ming gently pressed a piece of paper with tape on Brother Zha's back. Then he patted Yang Qi's shoulder and pointed at Brother Zha. Yang Qi saw it and laughed. But he was afraid of Zha. Brother noticed something was wrong. He covered his mouth hard and burst into tears.
When Li Jun turned around, he saw Xie Ming and Yang Qi who were snickering. He came over and asked: "Skinny monkey, four eyes. What are you laughing at? I am very happy to say it."
"Look behind the monitor." Si Yan pointed at Brother Zha and said.
"Who did this?" Li Jun extended his thumbs up and praised, "That's great. Well done."
Brother Zha walked all the way to the front. All the classmates in the class laughed. Brother Zha didn't know what they were laughing at. He sat in the front row and showed his back to everyone. The girls behind him hugged each other and tried their best to wipe away the tears shed due to laughter. .
The host walked onto the stage and announced the start of the meeting. The first item that always remains unchanged is the speech by the school leader.
From elementary school to university, every time there is an event, the leader has to make an opening statement. What he says is useless nonsense. The students below are so sleepy that they are still holding manuscripts and spitting. Gradually, the students below begin to yell and curse. The boss was still as thick-skinned as steel and stood firm and motionless until the final speech. The students applauded enthusiastically. The leader thought that the students admired his dedication. In fact, it was a way for the students to express their dissatisfaction.
The principal spoke. Because he was respected by the students and what he said was very practical, no one complained. Many people listened carefully. The principal spoke for more than ten minutes. The next teacher continued, and then the province The leader’s speech. Finally, the dean of students makes a concluding speech.
When the students saw the Dean of Students come on stage, boos suddenly broke out. The principal immediately ordered everyone to be quiet. After three consecutive times, the boos finally stopped. However, curses continued to sound, and nothing could be done to stop them.
Especially the students in the high school department. They are often made difficult, criticized, beaten and punished by the dean of students. Seeing the dean of students is like facing the enemy who killed his father. He wants to crush him to ashes. At this time, he sees the dean of students sitting on the podium like a dog. He wanted to climb up and rush up to throw him out of the campus.
"Teachers and classmates, hello everyone. Today is the 60th anniversary of the founding of our Jiangsu and Zhejiang schools. We are going to hold a grand celebration ceremony.
On this sunny day, 40,000 of our teachers and students gathered together to celebrate this important holiday. Leaders and alumni also came to celebrate with us. I am sincerely happy. From the bottom of my heart, I am able to celebrate this important holiday. I am proud to be a teacher in Jiangsu and Zhejiang." The dean read the manuscript he had written with a smile on his face, completely ignoring the hateful eyes of the students below.
"Hypocritical." A boy yelled.
"It's so hypocritical. Yesterday you said that the principal was an old man." Another student shouted. The principal squinted at the dean of students, showing a fierce look.
Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the dean of students. He pretended to be calm and continued his speech: "The motherland is prosperous and prosperous. Spaceships are in the sky. Aircraft carriers are in the sea. The economy is improving. Science and technology are developing. Today, the president of the United States will be impeached. Tomorrow, the European Prime Minister will be assassinated. In charge of the world structure and scenery. It’s the best here.”
"Shameless plagiarism." An apple was thrown up. Its owner yelled below.
The dean of students hurriedly evaded. Just now he was lucky that he was not hit. A banana flew towards him. The dean of students had no way to hide. Stars appeared in his eyes when he was hit.
"Quiet. Quiet." The principal stood up to maintain discipline.
"I'm calling you. Be quiet." Brother Zha turned around and calmed down for a moment, then picked up the bread in Li Jun's hand and threw it up.