"But all this is so difficult for me. Every time I walk in front of An Bingyu, I am so nervous that I can't speak. I have no confidence at all in front of her, and I always do crappy things because of my nervousness." Han Baicheng said annoyed.
Brother Zha took out a cigarette and handed it to Han Baicheng. Han Baicheng waved his hands repeatedly, shook his head and said, "I don't smoke, I don't know how."
"Yeah, you loser who doesn't even know how to smoke, hurry up and light up. If you don't see my appearance, go over and tell her that you know a good hotel and want to invite her to discuss life together," Brother Zha held a cigarette in his mouth. He kept blowing out smoke, with an incomparable smile on his face, shaking his right leg, and occasionally picking up his crotch. At this time, a girl passed by, and Brother Zha immediately took away the butt of his cigarette and whistled.
If he was not a gangster, there would never be another war in the world. Han Baicheng thought in his heart but still felt that it was beneath his status. However, if he did not follow the instructions of the Love Saint, he would lose An Bingyu, the lover of his dreams. He held the cigarette hesitantly for a minute, and finally took the lighter from Brother Zha's hand as if he had made up his mind: "Grass," lit it with a snap, and took a deep breath. As a result, the smoke entered the trachea, and tears flowed from the gun, causing him to cough. Continuously.
I carefully recalled every move of Love Saint from the moment they first met, blowing out smoke, picking his nose, spitting, tossing his hair, and then finally decided to shake his thighs, and his brain suddenly flashed. , two big characters appeared,, so cool.
No wonder Love Sage likes to do this. In the past, it was considered obscene and disgusting, but it turned out to be so refreshing and free and easy. "Haha, Love Sage, do you think I can do it like this?" Han Baicheng asked, shaking his thighs and shaking his hair.
Han Baicheng was originally an actor, but after imitating him, he was almost 80% similar in a short time.
Brother Zha was stunned for a moment and smiled to himself, this evil pen is indeed a talent that can be created.
"Go and say hello. You are the best and most powerful in the world. You look down on the world. Women are just bones in your eyes. Be brave and strike up a conversation. For the sake of love," Brother Zha gave Han Baicheng an encouragement. said with his eyes.
Han Baicheng nodded heavily: "For love," after saying this, he walked toward An Bingyu with shaking thighs.
An Bingyu is concentrating on her makeup and is about to go on stage. She is a serious person, so she is still very careful at the last moment.
She held an eyebrow pencil in her bare hands and carefully traced the thin eyebrows like willow leaves. Her red lips were slightly opened, her nose was slightly wrinkled, and her eyelids were slightly raised. She was so beautiful.
Han Baicheng felt as if he had walked out of a barren mountain and suddenly saw the scenery of Hawaii. He was stunned, and the thighs of his lower body were shaking even more violently due to nervousness.
An Bingyu was still putting on makeup and didn't notice Han Baicheng approaching. Han Baicheng looked straight at An Bingyu's beautiful face and forgot to speak.
In the distance, Brother Zha watched Han Baicheng turn into an idiot again. A cigarette butt flicked and landed on Han Baicheng's neck. The hot cigarette butt made Han Baicheng immediately groan in pain. He quickly turned around to see the angry eyes of Love Saint, and he immediately woke up. .
With a cigarette butt in the corner of his mouth and an evil smile, he took out a handful of his crotch with his left hand and then picked his nostrils. His voice became shameless: "An Bingyu, you are still putting on makeup. Your lips are so beautiful. I almost couldn't help but kiss him,"
Han Baicheng had done the bravest thing in his life. He was even more frightened than when he stole a dollar from his mother when he was a child. After saying this, he nervously waited for the result. After a few seconds, An Bingyu looked up with a smile: "It's you, ah, why are you smoking?" ?”
"An Bingyu, I have something to tell you," Han Baicheng still shook his thighs and slanted his shoulders, looking like a street gangster.
"What's the matter, but it's okay to say it," An Bingyu looked at the strange Han Baicheng in surprise and said.
"I want to kiss you, oh, no, I mean I want to talk to you... Oh, I mean... I know a very good hotel, and I want to invite you to discuss life together," originally, if Han Baicheng didn't learn An Bingyu might not have thought wildly when Brother Zha said these words, but with such an obscene look, An Bingyu kicked the stool and cursed: "Shameless," then turned around and left, never looking back.
Han Baicheng squatted on the ground and cried, then suddenly ran out of the backstage, grabbed Brother Zha by the collar and yelled: "What kind of lover are you, a liar, a liar, give her back to me,"
Brother Zha pushed him away and cursed: "Trash, I have never seen an idiot like you. I asked you to learn from me, but you only learned the first half. Why don't you learn the second half?"
Han Baicheng asked in surprise: "What, there's the second half,"
"Look at me," Brother Zha said as he shook his thighs and walked towards Xiao Ling'er who was walking this way. After not seeing each other for many days, he missed me so much. Brother Zha shook his head towards Xiao Ling'er and suddenly stopped moving and put on a pair of clothes. With an extremely affectionate expression, Brother Zha at this moment is more serious than Yang Guo, more silly than Guo Jing, and more unyielding than Tian Boguang, with tears in his eyes.
Xiao Ling'er didn't know what happened to Brother Zha suddenly, and her heart ached, but she didn't forget Wang Yafei's instructions and pretended not to know him, so she asked: "Are you okay?"
Brother Zha thought that the two of them had such a tacit understanding, but he didn’t expect that their lines would be in such perfect harmony. He felt happy and continued to perform: “Oh, I don’t know why, but the moment I saw you, my heart hurt. It felt like we had been away from each other for a long time. No more meeting,”
Xiao Ling'er said, "Why are you crying?" After speaking, she reached out and wiped Brother Zha's eyes very gently.
Brother Zha hugged Xiao Ling'er and cried loudly: "I know a place, let's go and talk, okay?"
Xiao Ling'er said hurriedly: "Okay,"
Han Baicheng rubbed his face vigorously. Oh my god, it turns out that this is the case. I am indeed only half-skilled. I am worthy of being the love saint, my idol. I actually did that to my idol just now. Damn it. The love saint won't be angry anymore, right? .
"Forget it, Xiao Ling'er, go tell Feifei and Yu Xin that I have a terminal illness, and I..." Before Brother Zha could finish speaking, Wang Yafei came over and pulled Xiao Ling'er over, and at the same time hummed: "Look at you Those who are jumping around must have Alzheimer's disease, or have reverted back to their ancestors and turned into monkeys."
Brother Zha widened his eyes and pretended to be angry: "Feifei, Brother Zha is very angry, and the consequences will be serious,"
"What are the consequences?" Wang Yafei asked. He couldn't do anything for five more days if he didn't care about this guy. He was too bothersome.
From far away, Baili Youyou noticed Brother Zha and waved desperately. Brother Zha rushed to Han Baicheng and put his arms around Han Baicheng's shoulders: "Ah ha, it's you. Long time no see. Come on, I'll treat you to dinner." Then He took Han Baicheng and left in a hurry.
"Sage Qing, you are so amazing," Han Baicheng held Brother Zha tightly, as if a believer had seen God.
Brother Zha said coldly: "Go back and practice in front of the mirror a few hundred times before you come back to me. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." After saying that, he patted Han Baicheng on the shoulder, turned around and laughed loudly, idiot, idiot ,