The hardcover gold-eagled cigarette cases are very exquisite. Some people even collect them specially. It is said that the gold-eagled cigarette cases thirty years ago have been sold for tens of millions.
The gold-rimmed filter, the fragrant tobacco, and the snow-white rolling paper seemed to be shining brightly from the inside to the outside and from top to bottom.
The golden eagle among cigarettes is like Schumacher among drivers. It is always synonymous with number one.
Giving cigarettes to classmates is a kind of closeness to oneself. Giving such good cigarettes to oneself is a sign of respect for oneself as the monitor. It seems that I am not very bad at being the monitor. Brother Zha thought about taking over the golden eagle. Wen held it in his mouth with envious eyes.
Brother Zha took out his lighter, flicked out a flame, put it to the end of the cigarette and took a deep breath. Suddenly there was a loud bang, and the entire auditorium fell silent for an instant.
Brother Zha's lips were blown as black as ink. His teeth were covered with dust. His face was burnt white. The few remaining beards were swaying lonely in the wind.
When Brother Zha was bombed, his first thought was that I was stupid. His second thought was to beat someone up. His third thought was to swallow his anger.
Damn it. These beasts actually attacked me in such a vicious way. Brother Zha cursed in his heart and was secretly happy. Fortunately, I already have superpowers. Otherwise, my lips would have been blown to pieces just now.
The surroundings were quiet for a moment and then started to get noisy because they didn't know what was going on. The students in the finance class burst into laughter after being serious. Looking at Brother Zha's embarrassed appearance, they laughed and burst into tears.
"Look, the squad leader looks like a bear. It looks like he crawled out of the fire." A boy pointed at Brother Zha and said with a smile.
"Haha. The squad leader's beard is so pitiful. There are only a few strands left. Now I can save myself from shaving," another boy said.
Several girls whispered, trying hard to hold back their laughter but their faces turned red: "The squad leader was blown up like a landmine. It's so funny."
Jiang Xiaobei felt regretful when he heard the explosion. There was a chance that the squad leader would go crazy and fight him desperately. The squad leader's combat effectiveness was only five, but his combat effectiveness was minus five. Jiang Xiaobei looked at his skinny body and stood quietly. Behind Li Jun.
Li Jun saw Jiang Xiaobei's face full of fear. He immediately said: "Xiao Bei, don't be afraid. I'm here. He doesn't dare to do anything to you." Suddenly he felt like the protector of the universe. Li Jun puffed up his chest and looked at the scumbag fiercely. elder brother.
Everyone thought that Brother Zha Hu would be furious and then push Jiang Xiaobei to the ground and beat him wildly. But they didn’t expect Brother Zha to burst into laughter and reveal his neat front teeth like black coal: "Haha. You guys are really naughty. Okay. .Watch the show carefully. Don’t let the teacher see it. You will be criticized. I have something else to do. I’m leaving first.”
He endured the pain and walked out of the class. Brother Zha immediately rushed into the toilet in the nearby teaching building and flushed it like crazy. Damn, you guys are so cruel.
Awen followed Brother Zha to the toilet and laughed. Brother Zha’s tragedy is Awen’s comedy. So Awen started to laugh at Brother Zha: "Haha. Brother Zha, do you know what you look like now?"
Brother Zha asked: "What do I look like?"
Awen said: "Like a fool."
"Go to hell." Brother Zha took a handful of cold water and splashed it on Awen's face. He burst into laughter and rushed into the toilet and closed the door: "Awen, if you dare to humiliate me, this will be your fate."
"Brother Zha, running inside was your unwise choice." Awen picked up the bucket at the door of the toilet and filled it with cold water from the faucet. Then he poured it in through the crack in the toilet door.
Brother Zha jumped onto the water pipe with a whoosh: "Awen, you are cruel enough."
Awen had already filled up the cold water and returned to the door of the latrine where Brother Zha was: "Brother Zha, just swim in it. What a fool."
Brother Zha yelled: "Awen, you idiot. You're in the wrong place. I'm in the latrine next door."
Awen listened carefully and found that the voice was indeed coming from the side. He was filled with resentment. He had wasted so much effort and ended up in the wrong place. He was about to turn around to get the cold water when the door of the latrine that had been splashed opened. The Dean of Students opened the door. He walked out of it covered in water.
Awen's pupils suddenly shrank: "Train... Dean of Students." It was like seeing an alien. Awen was so frightened that he couldn't be more frightened. Why the hell are you in there? I didn't mean it. Brother Zha. Help. Ah. The dean of students came out.
Brother Zha was on guard. Suddenly he noticed that there was no movement outside. So he shouted: 'Awen, Awen, are you still there?'
Awen hurriedly turned his back to the dean of students. Don't see my appearance. Don't see my appearance.
"Fuck, Awen, what are you doing?" Brother Zha opened the door and came out. When he saw Awen's legs shaking while carrying a bucket, he cursed.
"Brother Zha, behind...the dean of students." Awen quietly stretched out his finger and pointed behind him.
Brother Zha then saw the dean of students covered in water. He asked in surprise: "Hey, dean of students, are you swimming in the pit?"
The dean of students shook off the cold water running down his head. He walked up to Awen and said, "What's your name? I'm going to deal with you seriously."
Awen said fearfully: "My name is..."
Brother Zha pushed Awen away, took a Sanjiang in his mouth and asked, "Dean of discipline, I suspect you are abusing your authority. Be careful, I will go to the principal to sue you."
The dean of students was beaten so hard by Brother Zha last time that he still has lingering fears: "Why did I abuse my power? He did such a thing to the teacher. Shouldn't he still accept criticism?"
Brother Zha stretched out his fist and placed it in front of the dean of students: "Do you know what this is?"
The dean of students took a step back hurriedly: "Do you want to do something? Look, I have a micro camera. If you dare to do something, I will film it. Just wait to be expelled. Haha."
The dean of discipline stopped laughing. The camera had been trampled to pieces by Brother Zha: "Haha, what the hell? Which profiteer sold you such a low-quality thing?"
When the dean saw that the camera was damaged, he felt cold. But he still made a stern look: "Wait for me." After saying that, he wanted to go out around Brother Zha.
"Awen, lock the door." Brother Zha immediately shouted. Awen quickly locked the door and blocked the dean's path: "Teacher, please don't be impatient."
"What are you going to do? Don't go too far." The dean's face turned pale instantly. No one would know even if he was beaten in this place.
Brother Zha gave a sinister smile. He pushed the dean of students into the urinal with a big-eared melon and said, "That's it. Abuse of power." After opening the door, he left. The dean of students struggled to get up and yelled at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately, there was no one there. hear.
"Awen, are you happy?" Brother Zha asked.
Awen nodded and said: "It's cool."
"Then what if you want to pour cold water on me?" Brother Zha said angrily.
Awen had already rushed out dozens of meters. He turned around and shouted: "Brother Zha, I'll be back as soon as I go."
He walked around aimlessly and slowly walked to the backstage. Brother Zha chatted with a few girls and was looked down upon. He cursed a few words and continued looking for beauties. Suddenly he saw An Bingyu who was sitting backstage. His eyes couldn't help but twitch. Bright.
It was such a cold day, so she just wore a dress. Look at these beautiful thighs, how ecstatic it would be to touch them.
Brother Zha was paying attention, and he was suddenly patted by someone. Being disturbed, Brother Zha couldn't help but cursed: "Who are you?"
"Love Saint, I found you. Haha, it's you after all. Can you accept me as your disciple?" It turned out to be Han Baicheng. He saw someone sneaking around in the background. He had a strong sense of justice and immediately stopped him. .Unexpectedly, the peeper turned out to be the Love Saint. This made him overjoyed.
Brother Zha immediately shook his head: "Han Baicheng. I mean you come to me after the school anniversary, not now."
Han Baicheng immediately showed a disappointed expression. But then he cheered up and said, "Sage Lover, I will definitely find you." After saying that, he stared at An Bingyu closely, with helplessness and sadness in his eyes.
Brother Zha smiled in his heart and said, "Do you really want to go over and kiss her lips?"
Han Baicheng immediately replied: "Yes. Oh. No, no."
"Yes, it means. If it doesn't, it means no. To be my apprentice, the Prime Minister must learn to be honest and even more brave." Brother Zha pretended to be angry.
Han Baicheng nodded and said, "Yes. I really want to kiss her. Her lips fascinate me."
A girl happened to be passing by. After hearing Han Baicheng's words, she immediately came over and pouted: "Han Baicheng. Kiss me. Hurry up."
Brother Zha knocked her away with one punch and said to Han Baicheng: "Do you know the three elements of chasing a woman?"
Han Baicheng asked in surprise: "There are three more elements to chasing women. What are they? Love Saint, please teach me. This is a platinum card for the clothing I endorse. With it, you can choose clothes at any clothing store I endorse. And It’s free.”
Brother Zha quickly put the card away and said: "Three elements of chasing a woman. Be bold, careful, and thick-skinned."
"I'm not very courageous. I'm not very thoughtful. I often do careless things. I'm very thin-skinned. In fact, even though I'm a popular star in Asia, I'm actually very nervous when talking to girls." Han Baicheng said angrily.
"You are a waste." Brother Zha scolded, "I really don't know why those girls like you. Apart from being good-looking, what else do you have for you."
Han Baicheng said: "I don't like people who like me. People I like don't like me."
Brother Zha sighed and said, "This is what the legend says. I stand in front of you but you don't know that I love you."
Han Baicheng said: "Sage Love, do you have to wait until the school anniversary is over? I can't wait any longer."
"You don't even have this patience. How can you pursue An Bingyu? Well... okay. Since you beg me so much, I'll help you. Why am I too kind?" Brother Zha took the photo. He patted Han Baicheng on the shoulder and said sympathetically: "Tell me first. What An Bingyu likes, what he doesn't like, what drinks he likes to drink, what colors he likes, what kind of clothes he likes to wear, what kind of car he likes to drive, what kind of scent he likes, etc. Wait. What don’t you like?”
Han Baicheng blinked his eyes as if a primitive man had encountered calculus, as if he was demented: "Love... Saint Qing. I really wish I didn't know any of the things you said."
"Then just go and die." Brother Zha cursed.
"So I want to become your teacher."
"Then you should first find out clearly what I'm asking you." Brother Zha rolled his eyes at this mentally retarded man with zero emotional intelligence and sighed.