"Brother Jun, please be merciful." Brother Zha smiled and sounded like he was trying to please.
Li Jun was very proud and said coldly: "Don't worry. I could have killed you with a piece of tofu in five seconds. But for the sake of my classmates, I'll give you face. I'll give you ten seconds."
The students around burst into laughter. Brother Zha almost wanted to kick his balls out. But he didn’t have the same experience as Li Jun, a guy with well-developed limbs and a mind still in primitive society. He would see the victory or defeat immediately. He would be humiliated later. I promise to give Li Jun a month. I'm too embarrassed to see my classmates.
"Thank you, Brother Jun." After Brother Zha said it, he exerted force. Li Jun was about to nod, but he was careless for a moment. Brother Zha pressed his hand down.
"How about it. Brother Jun, you lose." Brother Zha smiled evilly.
Li Jun was furious and shouted: "Fuck, you're calling this a rip-off. It doesn't count. Start over."
The surrounding students also felt that Long Xiaozha was using a treacherous trick to divert attention, which could not be counted. Brother Zha didn't take it seriously at all, so he reached out his hand again.
Li Jun concentrated his mind, grasped Brother Zha's big hand tightly, shouted loudly and used all his strength, and laughed loudly at the same time. He thought victory was as easy as calculating that one is equal to two for a family.
Brother Zha thought to himself, "You are a bastard." He looked at Li Jun with ease. His arms were motionless. Li Jun tried his best, but he was like a baby trying to lift his father's lap, shaking a mountain.
"Brother Jun, it seems that you really let me go. It's been half a minute." Everyone was about to celebrate Li Jun's victory. But after so long, Li Jun's face turned purple. Long Xiaozha still He was as relaxed as anyone who had nothing to do. And his arms never strayed more than one degree.
How is it possible? When everyone was in astonishment, Brother Zha let out a sigh and released his strength. Li Jun won.
Huh huh huh huh. Li Jun gasped for air and rubbed his wrist hard. Looking at Long Chenfei still smiling, he was terrified in his heart. Only he knows how strong Long Xiaozha is. Li Jun knows I can be considered one of the best in combat. But the last minute was really terrifying. It was nothing more than an arm wrestling. It was like a bent iron rod. This person is unfathomable. I am not my opponent. It’s not that I gave in to him, but he gave in to me.
Apart from being frightened, I also felt a little admiration for Long Xiaozha. He actually saved me face. I won't mess with you in the future.
"Hahahaha. I can't help it. You lose, squad leader." Li Jun pretended to laugh.
Brother Zha nodded. Then he said: "Brother Jun is a man like no other. How can my thin body be your opponent? Thank you Brother Jun for showing mercy."
The four-eyed boy Yang Qi saw a clue and hurriedly changed Brother Zha's combat power data on his tablet computer. From zero to fifty.
Xie Ming, the thin monkey, saw Yang Qi changing Brother Zha's data. He asked doubtfully: "Four eyes, your brain stem is cramping. How can you write the squad leader's combat power as fifty?"
"Holy shit. Xie Ming. Believe me. That's right. My four eyes definitely saw it right. The squad leader lost the arm wrestling match with Li Jun just now on purpose. Even the squad leader was relaxed and composed. He didn't seem to take Li Jun seriously at all." Yang Qi said confidently.
"No way. With his small body." Xie Ming was even more confused. I will observe carefully from now on. I don't believe that the squad leader can be that powerful.
The boring morning program finally ended. I slept for a while in the dormitory at noon. I competed with the old man in the dream space on his shooting skills. After being beaten into a sieve, Brother Zha woke up. He took a shower, shaved cleanly, and made a hair spray with Zhang Yida. He had a very handsome hairstyle, put on neat and clean clothes, smiled politely, and said to the mirror: "I'm very vulgar. Really."
"Wow. Brother Zha. Are you dressing up so seriously to go on a blind date with a village widow?" Awen was also dressing up. He was meticulous. He even shaved his beard three times.
Brother Zha asked: "Awen, are you going on a date again? Is it a sow or a donkey this time?"
Awen snorted disdainfully, and then showed a proud look: "A beautiful woman asked me to go for a walk in the afternoon. Brother Zha, go and be your loner."
"Congratulations. But please be careful about your health." After saying that, he leaned into Awen's ear and asked, "How are things arranged?"
Awen rolled his eyes and put a sinister smile on his lips: "Don't worry. I have arranged for my little brother to hold flowers and wait patiently. As long as Wang Yu's performance is over, I will ensure that he will not bear the reputation of being a homosexual from now on."
"Okay. This is my love sponsorship of one dollar and three for you. Come on." Brother Zha patted Awen on the shoulder and left the dormitory. He looked back at Awen's helpless expression and smiled.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, the school celebration continued. Liu Haiyang found Long Chenfei and Ouyang Minmin again. He worriedly repeatedly asked: "The performance in the afternoon must be taken seriously. The impact this time is not trivial."
Brother Zha couldn't stand his chirping like a Tang monk. He immediately said: "Teacher, please be patient. We will take it seriously."
Liu Haiyang, who is over fifty years old, only seeks fame and fortune. He has been obsessed with painting all his life. He has taught countless students, but none of them stand out. He has become the laughing stock of his peers. This school anniversary can be described as a last ditch effort. He looks at Long Chenfei expectantly.
and Ouyang Minmin sighed: "Hey, it depends on you whether it succeeds or not."
Looking at Liu Haiyang's old back, Brother Zha said to Ouyang Minmin: "Let me give you a brain teaser. Test your IQ."
Ouyang Minmin laughed and said, "My IQ is higher than yours no matter what."
Brother Zha nodded and said: "Look at Teacher Liu's five hairs from the front. Look at Teacher Liu's four hairs from the back. How many hairs do you have?"
Ouyang Minmin suddenly fell into thinking. She kept calculating with her left and right fingers. She suddenly frowned and pouted. Suddenly she said proudly: "There is no answer, right?"
Brother Zha sweated profusely and waved his hands: "No hair. Idiot."
"Why."
"Pull it clean."
"Big brother. Big brother." Ouyang Minmin was about to scold Brother Zha. At this time, three boys in high school uniforms ran towards this direction, shouting as they ran. The obvious eldest brother was Long Xiaozha.
It turned out to be the trio of Chen Xiaobai, Lu Ziwei and Feng Tiantian. Brother Zha shook his thighs and looked at the three people standing in front of him panting. He asked: "Lu Ziwei, didn't you just do something casual?
Feng Tiantian, you peeping tom, didn't you go home and reflect? Chen Xiaobai, do you really want me to stuff you into a pit?"
In one sentence, the three of them were ashamed. Chen Xiaobai raised his head and said: "Brother, we are here to cheer for your performance in the afternoon. Look, we also brought cheerleaders."
Only then did Brother Zha see a row of young and beautiful girls slowly walking behind the three of them. They were wearing mini skirts and cartoon T-shirts, holding flowers in their hands. Their snow-white thighs were eye-catching.
It felt like two spurts of nosebleeds were about to spurt out. Brother Zha gritted his teeth to hold back the surge of blood. In Ouyang Minmin's surprised eyes, he said seriously: "Did you force them to come here through coercion and inducement?"
Lu Ziwei stretched out his hand and swore: "Brother, as soon as they heard that you were going to paint, they rushed to cheer for you."
Feng Tiantian immediately echoed: "Brother, if you don't believe me, just ask them."
Chen Xiaobai was horrified. In order to flatter his eldest brother, we collected a thousand yuan to invite these beauties. We also had to serve as their little brothers for half a month. But we couldn't make the eldest brother happy anymore. People from the Snake Gang came to our door. .A hundred or a thousand dollars won’t work.
Brother Zha looked at the three of them suspiciously. Although he didn't know what methods they used, he knew it was definitely not what they said. The god of pretense is good at taking advantage of any appropriate moment. Brother Zha raised his head and sighed: "Too good is always good." That’s what it will be like.”
Ouyang Minmin felt like vomiting: "It's so immodest."
"Ah, this must be my sister-in-law. You are so beautiful. Just like a fairy from the Nine Heavens." Chen Xiaobai was very clever and flattered her immediately.
Ouyang Minmin has not yet denied it. Feng Tiantian has already presented two VIP movie tickets: "These are the VIP tickets for my cousin's cinema. The couple's seat in the front row."
Lu Ziwei said excitedly: "Sister-in-law, are there any single girls in your dormitory? Please introduce one to me."
"You have only one minute to disappear. Otherwise, the toilet upstairs will be your hotel tonight." Brother Zha was furious.
"Big Brother. Brother Wen is looking for us. Arrangements for us..."
"Why don't you get out of here and wait for me to send you away in person?"
"Yes, yes, yes. This is a love potion imported from the island country. I wish my brother and sister-in-law a happy life. Oops." He was kicked in the butt by Brother Zha and ran away with his head in his arms.
"They are so interesting." Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but smile.
Brother Zha quietly put the potion into his trouser pocket and threw the packaging box into the trash can. Like a gentleman, he said: "You are so young that your mind is full of ** thoughts. It is really hopeless."
Ouyang Minmin said: "Why do they call you brother? It seems like a gangster."
Brother Zha thought that I was a gangster. On the surface, he still smiled: "How is that possible? They just admire me for being tall and handsome."
The more he talked, the more disgusting he became. Ouyang Minmin waved her hand and left.
Brother Zha was bored sitting on a stool watching the show and was about to fall asleep. The host called out Wang Yu's name. Brother Zha's sleepiness disappeared immediately and he was waiting for the show to start.
A pure white piano was placed on the gorgeous stage. Wang Yu was wearing a suit and bow tie, sitting upright in front of him. Although the audience could not see his face, he still kept smiling. He looked like a prince in the seventeenth century. He was exuding dazzling charm. The light attracted countless girls to shout for it.
"Wang Yu. Wang Yu. Wang Yu." The shouts one after another made Wang Yu smile even more. He stood up and bowed to everyone. Then he signaled for silence. Some girls fainted in excitement.
We will see how your reputation is ruined later. Let you enjoy it for a while.
The fingers touched the keys, and beautiful music came. Everyone was intoxicated. Su Lunte, a professor of the music department in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, burst into tears with excitement.
"Hi, Terunsu, your students are great." Liu Haiyang walked to the side of Delensu and said. Sulente was often called backwards. He was used to it and was not angry. What's more, he was praised at this time.
"Oh, it's you." Delensu had always despised Liu Haiyang in a disdainful tone.
Liu Haiyang was angry, but he just had a master. He shook his head and looked at Long Chenfei in the distance and sighed.