After playing the song, Wang Yu stood up to greet the audience's applause, waiting for the girl's scream, waiting for the flowers to be delivered, waiting for the kiss of the beautiful woman, closing his eyes, opening his arms, listening to the shouts from the audience, calling in his heart, come on. , my fans.
"I love you," a body fell into his arms, and his lips covered his mouth, but a strong smell of smoke and tar hit his nostrils.
The audience suddenly fell into deathly silence, followed by deafening screams.
"Oh, my God, what the hell,"
"No way, wow, oh my god,"
A foreigner crossed himself on his chest, clasped his hands, and closed his eyes: "Oh, my God, please let me serve you quickly."
Wang Yu was shocked and hurriedly opened his eyes. In front of him stood a man with long hair covering his eyes, tattoos on his arms, a cigarette in his hand, black teeth, and picking his nose from time to time.
There was a strong feeling of vomiting in his stomach, and Wang Yu was eager to find a place to vomit out the contents in his belly, but more men rushed onto the stage and rushed to hug Wang Yu.
"Xiao Yuyu, do you still remember the good night we spent last night?"
"Xiao Yuyu, you promised to accompany me tonight,"
"Xiao Yuyu, did I hurt your anus and you ignored me?"
The boy from Longmen's face was covered with tears. With the microphone right next to him, his voice was immediately amplified several times and could be heard clearly throughout the campus. The girls no longer fainted, screamed, or rushed up, one by one. He bit his nails and pinched his classmates' thighs to make sure that he was not dreaming.
"Brother, brother, why would you do this?" Chen Xiaobai rushed onto the stage, with saliva or tears on his face. Everyone tried to get out of the way, and Chen Xiaobai was able to stand in front of Wang Yu.
"Brother, our family is poor, but I don't care, why do you have to sell your body," Chen Xiaobai tightly grasped Wang Yu's hand and said, with a sad expression and tears.
"It turns out he is gay," a girl slowly said the words that had appeared in everyone's mind, and then fainted again.
Wang Yu spit out a mouthful of blood, his eyes darkened and he fell backwards. Chen Xiaobai immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency number: "Hey, is this the men's hospital? This is the Jiangsu and Zhejiang campus. There is a boy who looks very wretched because Passed out from overindulgence,"
Brother Zha stared at all this with his mouth open, until Wang Yu was pulled away, and finally closed his chin, laughing in shock. Chen Xiaobai's last words had the style of me.
Ouyang Minmin was surprised and secretly glad that thanks to Long Xiaozha's help, I was not engaged to Wang Yu. I didn't expect Wang Yu to be so disgusting.
"Hello sir, may I ask who has the disease?" The ambulance hurriedly arrived, and a nurse jumped out of the car and ran onto the stage.
Chen Xiaobai pointed at Wang Yu who was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth: "Look, it's him. He is really seriously ill and is already foaming at the mouth."
Several nurses immediately carried Wang Yu into the ambulance on a stretcher. One of them shouted: "Someone must follow me. Where is your teacher?"
I don’t know who found the dean of students, and grabbed him: "This is the leader of the school, he is amiable, let him go." The poor dean had just come out of the toilet and thought the end of the world had come, when suddenly he felt a strong force pulling him. One moment, he was pushed into an ambulance the next moment.
"Hey, what are you doing," the dean of students roared, but unfortunately the nurses and doctors were busy and no one paid attention to him.
After Chen Xiaobai jumped off the stage, he sent a text message to Brother Zha: "Brother, how did we do?"
Brother Zha quickly replied: "No, it's too much. It will kill someone, but I like it."
Seeing the chaos, the leaders retreated to the audience one after another. They were a bunch of fearful people, and their hearts were beating with fear before anything happened. When the order improved, some leaders spat out saliva and questioned the principal, but the principal held back. Angry and vowed to give an explanation to the leader.
Such a joke actually happened on the school anniversary, which was simply a discredit to Jiangsu and Zhejiang. The principal roared like a male wolf that had been hungry for half a month, and finally stopped the noise in the audience. A group of leaders sat aside with unkind expressions, just wanting to watch this school anniversary. How will Jiangsu and Zhejiang end?
The host stood on the stage in fear, fearing that a man would come up and give him a wolf kiss, tremblingly announced the next program, and then ran off the stage like his butt was on fire.
"We will be playing soon. Is there anyone who will cause trouble?" Ouyang Minmin twisted her clothes, looking very nervous.
"Of course not, I'm here, don't worry," Brother Zha was still snickering in his heart. Wang Yu, Wang Yu, must you know the consequences of going against me, Long Xiaozha.
"Thank you for the dance brought by the electrical appliance major. Thank you. The autumn wind is accompanied by the fallen leaves, and the sunset sets off the sky. There has never been a season as beautiful as autumn, and there is no evening as intoxicating as today. The mountains and rivers are picturesque and beautiful. I am so mesmerized that throughout the ages, many literati have worked tirelessly to describe these beautiful lakes and mountains. Now, there are many students on campuses in Jiangsu and Zhejiang who love painting. Today, they will show off their painting skills and bring us a beautiful autumn. , please invite Long Xiaozha, Ouyang Minmin, Bai Ling, Liu Fangfei..." The host's expressive voice made people feel fake. After a burst of feeble applause, Brother Zha climbed onto the stage with shaking thighs.
"Brother Zha is so handsome," Chen Xiaobai rented a loudspeaker from the fruit stall at the door and shouted loudly. Brother Zha almost knelt on the ground. It was so powerful that Brother Zha broke into a cold sweat.
"Long Xiaozha, Long Xiaozha," the boys from Longmen held a banner, each holding a cigarette in their mouth, their weird hairstyles fluttering in the wind, and no one approached within a ten-meter radius.
The audience in the audience heard the sound and went up to see a group of people dressed as young and Dangerous boys shouting, and on the stage, a handsome boy was smiling.
How can the beauty of red flowers be brought out without the green leaves? How can the handsomeness of Brother Zha be brought out without the ugliness of the Longmen boys? Looking back are the arrogant boys, and ahead are the neat and humble handsome boys on the stage. Even though the scumbag Even though I have an average appearance, I can still be handsome by five points at this time.
"Beautiful Autumn", this is the theme of the performance. They spread out a five-meter-long painting paper and six people started painting. A photographer next to them remotely controlled the camera to film the whole process and showed it on a large screen nearby. The six people methodically Like colleagues who have worked together for many years, a beautiful autumn landscape gradually appears on the paper.
"So beautiful," a girl looked at the stage with blurred eyes.
"So handsome," a girl said looking at Brother Zha.
However this is just the beginning.
After finishing the five-meter landscape painting, put it aside, and each of the six people spread a piece of drawing paper. Each person will complete an autumn picture within five minutes.
Brother Zha chose an autumn evening, when the sun was about to set, in a secret forest, with scattered leaves still hanging on the branches. Under the forest were withered grass, with a few bird's nests dotted on the branches. The sunlight passed through the forest. , pulling out the long shadow of the big tree, looking through the woods, the red sunset, the blue sky, the branches swaying, it is really a cool autumn day.
After finishing the painting quickly, everyone in the audience exclaimed, "It's so beautiful."
Lu Ziwei whistled, and the cheerleaders hired for a thousand yuan immediately cheered below. One of the girls said to Lu Ziwei: "I will give you a thousand yuan back."
Lu Ziwei looked at the money in his hand doubtfully: "Why, is it too little? We only have so much, how about we replenish it for you later?"
The girl shook her head: "No, we don't want any points. This senior is so handsome. Lu Ziwei, can I give you five hundred yuan and give me his phone number?"
Lu Ziwei looked around and saw that Chen Xiaobai was shouting and Feng Tiantian was reciting flattery. He immediately packed the banknotes and patted his chest: "No problem,"