"Qi Dongqiang, no, no, my father's name is not Qi Dongqiang," Qi Delong hurriedly waved his hand in denial.
There are always smart people in the world. There was a dull-looking guy in the audience who rolled his eyes upward: "Qi Dongqiang, Qi Delong, Qi Delong, dongqiang, wipe." Suddenly he slapped his forehead, feeling that his IQ had increased several times, and he scratched his head and ears excitedly. .
Yeah, when I look back and see how I deal with you, Qi Delong finally understands that Brother Zha is teasing him. Just now he took out his LV bag and Aifengjiu mobile phone and paid a lot of money, and now he has a Maserati. In front of him, everyone knew who was the real master. No wonder he smashed it for me as soon as he took it away. These things of mine were like rubbish in his eyes. Everyone’s laughter became louder and louder, and they pointed and pointed at each other. Qi Delong wished he could punch himself. Fainting would be better than being laughed at.
But he didn't dare to resist. His small body could only be beaten, so he had to say hypocritically: "Ah, okay, wait a moment, I will bring my car over."
I was even more sad when I was driving. I usually thought that driving an Audi meant that I was like a god in school. But now I think about it, this car is just like a kid’s toy, and it’s the kind that costs two yuan a piece on the street stalls. .
He slowly drove to the school gate, stuck his head out, and said with a smile: "Where can we go to compete?"
"The winding mountain road has just been repaired and will be opened to traffic next week. Now it is a good place for drag racing," Brother Zha turned the key and stepped on the accelerator. The beautiful acceleration and flicking were amazing. He was even more amazed by the Maserati. Some people even said Forgot to wipe away the drool.
"Pa... winding mountain highway," Qi Delong was dumbfounded when he heard it. Damn it, I don't know how to drive a car at all. Going to the winding mountain highway isn't asking for death.
But I couldn't lose face. At least I had to agree now, otherwise I would be laughed to death. I thought I would agree first and then run away after leaving this area.
Unexpectedly, Brother Zha turned around and came back again. He got out of the car and patted Qi Delong's car window and said, "Don't even think about escaping. If you do, I guarantee that Jiangsu and Zhejiang will be your nightmare."
Qi Delong's intestines suddenly tightened, and he was finally discouraged: "Brother, I don't dare to pester Wang Yafei anymore. Just let me go. You see, my broken car can't compete with you."
"I heard that you can change your girlfriend faster than your clothes. Oh, but that's your private matter, I can't care about it," Brother Zha said calmly and then suddenly yelled: "But you dare to disturb Tai Sui?" I have to take care of it,"
Qi Delong was frightened and fart out. The whole audience burst into laughter, "Brother, I swear, if I dare to pester Wang Yafei again, my little brother will be eaten by a dog. Do you think it will work?" He thought that he would find the Snake Gang another day. The big brother rattlesnake killed you bitch.
"Your eyes are twinkling, you're actually lying," Brother Zha clenched his fists and made a noise.
"No, absolutely not," Qi Delong really wanted to go home and kneel in front of his father and cry. Who is this person? How could he even see that I was lying? Oh my God, aliens, please take me away quickly.
"Well, I am the most generous person, and I don't have the same knowledge as you," Brother Zha said, holding a Sanjiang in his mouth.
Qi Delong, with quick eyes and quick hands, immediately took out a Dragon Heart lighter, clicked it and lit Brother Zha's cigarette: "Brother, come here, I'll light it for you,"
"Except for the condoms and your ID, leave everything else behind, and then drive away in your shabby car within three minutes," Brother Zha snatched his lighter, thinking that this Dragon's Heart is out of print, and there are more A great item to show off to the boys.
Let alone three minutes, I don't want to stay for one more minute. Qi Delong wiped away the cold sweat, hurriedly dug into his trouser pockets and handed all the finances to Brother Zha, and then rushed to the Audi like a rocket, not caring about the younger brothers lying on the ground. , and ran away like smoke.
Brother Zha bought all the money into fruits, slowly put a big bag on his shoulder, took a big apple and gave it to Wang Yafei, took a big pear and wiped it on his clothes, then took a big bite: "Feifei , eat it, these fruits are all grown on the old man’s own trees, no pesticides, natural green products, so sweet,”
It was indeed the best. The people around looked at Brother Zha buying hundreds of pieces of fruit and carrying it on his shoulders like a farmer carrying grain, and they began to sweat uncontrollably.
Wang Yafei held a big apple in both hands, smiled, opened her mouth and took a big bite, then turned around, held Brother Zha's head, and gave the apple in her mouth to Brother Zha.
Brother Zha was stunned at first, then delighted, chewed a few times and said: "Feifei, I heard there is a hotel outside, with a quiet environment and exquisite decoration. It only costs 80 yuan per person. Let's go and discuss life tonight. "
After just a few words, Wang Yafei gave him a blank look and said, "We have class tomorrow, so don't think too much."
Brother Zha looked up at the sky and thought that the process of overthrowing was a long way to go. Take your time and don't be in a hurry.
After sending Wang Yafei back to the dormitory, he kissed her goodbye affectionately. When Wang Yafei went upstairs, Brother Zha found several girls staring at him.
Brother Zha said angrily: "What are you looking at? I've never seen a mountain man fall in love with a female college student." The girls ran away in a hurry.
Returning to the dormitory and distributing fruits: "Everyone eats fruits. They are grown by yourself and there are no pesticides."
With a roar, everyone was looting. Poor Awen was blocked in the back, and in the end he only got an orange the size of a table tennis ball.
Looking at the orange in his hand with tears in his eyes, Awen peeled it off. Brother Zha gave it to Awen with an apple as big as his fist, and said with a smile: "Awen, whatever is mine is yours, take it."
Awen stared at Brother Zha for a few seconds, moved in his heart, took the apple and said: "Brother Zha, you should think about Baili Youyou's problem. When that girl came to find you, she looked at you with hopeful eyes. You Can you bear to let a girl like this never grow long hair?"
Brother Zha asked: "Has she been here again? Why didn't this girl call me?"
"You didn't even bring your mobile phone," Awen thrust the phone into Brother Zha's hand: "You run around like a wild dog in heat all day long, no one can find you,"
Brother Zha surprisingly did not refute: "Yuyou, I will ask her to meet after class tomorrow. I think she also wants to talk to me,"
When I took my last bite of cake and walked into the classroom, it was already almost full. I found a seat in the last row and took out my textbook from my bag. The classmate next to me had already extended a thumbs up: "Brother, you This turtle is so beautifully drawn,”
Brother Zha raised his chin proudly, opened the textbook and began to study seriously. Knowledge is the most important at all times.
"Hoo ho ho ho," a heavy breathing sounded in the ear: "I'm exhausted, and I'm not late at last." After saying that, he sat down next to Brother Zha: "Hey, classmate, come in a little bit,"
Brother Zha moved a little further, and then something incredible happened. First, a big caterpillar bread was placed in front of Brother Zha, then a carton of milk, then a comic book, and then Brother Zha turned his head and looked at it. At first glance, she is a very beautiful girl, but her appearance is ruined by her afro hairstyle and heavy makeup.
She has black nail polish on her fingers and wears two skull rings, which makes her look very personal.
"It's you, Jing Jing, why are you...dressed like this," Brother Zha asked in surprise. He still looked like a lady that day, but the change was so rapid that it was difficult for Brother Zha to adapt.
"It's popular now, sister, it's not mainstream," Anjing took a sip of milk, then held up the comic and started reading.
Brother Zha ignored her, the class bell rang, it was important to attend class.
After listening for a while, Brother Zha finally couldn't help it anymore: "Jing Jing, have you noticed that you look like the same person?"
Jing Jing asked in surprise: "Did we meet when we were children and you never forgot it?"
"That's not true. Well, just listen to the lecture." If I say that you look like the Golden Retriever Lion King Xie Xun, you will probably get angry.
"I heard that there is a basketball competition held in the school on Singles' Day, and every class has to participate," Jing Jing said, pushing Brother Zha.
"Basketball game, oh, I'm not interested," Brother Zha blinked helplessly.
"Looking at how tall you are, why don't you compete for our class?" Jing Jing took out a few photos and placed them on the table and said, "Class monitor, look, this is the captain of the school's dream team. My friend is so manly. We are Girls go to cheer every day." Jing Jing took out a few photos from his schoolbag. There were several girls on them with the same hairstyle as Jing Jing. Brother Zha suddenly realized that she was a crazy fan of love.
"Will you be able to play basketball if you grow taller? I'm not interested," Brother Zha said, "If you come from a girl's family and do it like this, won't your parents be angry when they see it?"
"It's okay to be angry. I go home once a month. Then it will be good to be back to the same person." Jing Jing held up a small mirror and applied lip gloss: "Monitor, I signed up for you. As long as you can enter the finals, you will be fine." Group travel,”
"Damn it, did you get my consent?" Brother Zha clenched his fists.
"Oh, what a good monitor, monitor is so good, monitor, kiss," Jing Jing took Brother Zha's arm and moved her red lips towards him.
"Don't think that because you are a woman, I won't dare to hit you," Brother Zha said viciously.
"Squad leader, how can you bear it?" Jing Jing moved closer, but Brother Zha tried his best to stop him.