"Monitor, then you agreed. You are so kind. If you become the successor of the school's dream team in the future, I will definitely like you," Jing Jing lightly scratched the back of Brother Zha's hand with her black nails. , said teasingly.
You like me or you like...Fuck me? Brother Zha felt nauseous and hurriedly picked up the textbook to block his sight. Damn it, if you weren't a woman, I would beat you all over the floor.
"Jing Jing, let me tell you, no one can make me do something I don't like to do," Brother Zha shook off An Jing's little hand and said.
"Monitor, look who this is," Jing Jing pulled out a photo and placed it in front of Brother Zha.
There is something that happens faster than the speed of light in the world called face changing. Brother Zha's frown suddenly relaxed and his scowl turned into a smile, as if the heavy winter snow had been melted by the warm wind overnight.
A simple ponytail, a pure white shirt, a pair of jeans, no makeup, and no jewelry. Just like this, Brother Zha, who is used to seeing beautiful women, stopped his eyes and snatched the photo away. Brother Zha's eyes were already straightened, there is such a beautiful girl in the world.
At this moment, even a mature, dignified and beautiful beauty like Sister Pan'er is inferior. This is just a photo. If the real person appears, Brother Zha has already imagined countless men's eyeballs breaking through their sockets.
Of course, Brother Zha has a determination that ordinary people cannot match. He put the photo into the book and snorted: "She is too ugly, not as good-looking as the widow from the village north of the school."
Jing Jing smiled and said: "Then you still grab the photo. You men are just hypocritical. Our Big Bear is the most powerful. Oh, Big Bear, how I want to be your girlfriend." Jing Jing held up the photo that was said to be the captain of the dream team. In the photo, if she were a cartoon person now, her eyes would already have red hearts.
Damn, Brother Zha is sweating profusely. Is this guy called a bear? He has a sturdy back, a big round face, small eyes, and even the stubble left on his chin after shaving off his beard. He is indeed a bear.
"I'm already ugly. Tell me, what do you mean by showing me this photo?" Brother Zha asked.
"Monitor, do you know who this girl is? She is the top of the school beauty list. She is the beauty who attracts thousands of eyes. She is the beauty Zhao Qingyi. Everyone who participates in the basketball game can get Zhao Qingyi's autograph. One piece," Jing Jing said and waited to see Brother Zha's excited expression. However, Brother Zha curled the corner of his mouth to show his disdain.
"Fuck, I think I can get her first night if I am the champion. A bad autograph is of no use. With an ugly face, whoever likes someone will have huge physical problems. I advise you to see a psychiatrist as soon as possible. You can't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness at a young age, which will seriously distort your personality." Brother Zha turned back to continue reading, and stared quietly at what he said.
"Then return the photo to me," Jing Jing said.
Brother Zha asked her innocently: "Photo, what photo? I've never seen anything."
"Give it back to me quickly. If you don't participate, others will. You don't know how many people want a photo of Zhao Qingyi. If you agree to participate, I will give the photo to you," Jing Jing continued to use her own little conspiracy.
"I haven't seen any photos at all. You are such an interesting person." The highest level of shamelessness is that no matter whether you want to die or live, I will not admit it.
"Forget it, you can keep it, I still have it here," An Jing said, taking out dozens of identical photos from his schoolbag.
Brother Zha was stunned and said: "It seems that very few people participate in basketball games. To ask you to use such a despicable method is simply to tarnish this sacred sport."
"You're not going to participate, so don't interrupt," Jing Jing rolled her eyes at Brother Zha and said.
"I really don't understand why you girls like basketball so much, but you don't know how to play, and shouting on the side is more tiring than the players on the court." Brother Zha leaned on his cheek and looked at the teacher in front of him. This advanced mathematics class was really boring. Okay, just a few broken formulas, I can understand them at a glance. You taught them for three consecutive lectures.
Yawning, he lay down on the table and said, "Look at the teacher for me. I'll take a nap."
"Classmate, why are you asleep?" Someone suddenly patted his head. Brother Zha woke up and said habitually: "It's not yet dawn, what are you making a noise about?"
The teacher knocked him again. Brother Zha opened his eyes and hurriedly stood up in fear: "Teacher, I sent an injured child to the hospital last night. I didn't sleep all night. He was too sleepy. Please forgive me, teacher." After saying this, he secretly praised He reacted quickly, no wonder Jingjing didn't call me, he was even more asleep than me.
"This is the thirteenth time you have found such an excuse. When you sleep in class, you just sleep. Don't emphasize the reason. When the teacher was young, he had a headache and thorns in his buttocks. He often stayed up late, but he was still energetic during the day. You just don't care. You , go to the blackboard and solve that question, forget about today, or I will give you 10 points for speaking," the high school math teacher raised his eyes, then pointed to the question on the blackboard and said.
Doing the questions, well, it’s very easy. Brother Zha asked: “Then if I do it, will it give me extra points?”
"How dare you bargain? Go, hurry up, don't waste everyone's time," the teacher knocked Brother Zha again.
The high school mathematics teacher taught strictly, and Brother Zha respected him very much. He hurriedly jumped out of his seat and came to the podium, picked up a piece of chalk, and the classmates below were already ready to laugh at his jokes.
It was just a quadratic integral, which simply underestimated my IQ. I calculated it quickly, clapped my hands, and said humbly: "Teacher, do you think I did it right?" The students below did not get the results they wanted, and were very disappointed.
The math teacher was stunned for a moment, then nodded with satisfaction: "No wonder you are sleeping. It turns out you have learned everything. Okay, you can go back."
"Then will my usual points still be deducted?"
"No more deductions. What's your name?" the math teacher asked.
"Scumbag, oh, no, it's Long Xiaozha, you can just call me Xiaozhazha," Brother Zha nodded and said.
Little Zhazha, there was a sound of vomiting below. Someone remembered that he was the handsome guy who scolded Guo Ziqing on the school anniversary, and hurriedly exclaimed: "Oh, I know who he is,"
"Long Xiaozha, do you recognize Baili Youyou," Teacher Gao Shu asked.
"Well, I don't know him, I haven't heard of it," Brother Zha's first impression was that something was wrong. Years of experience have made him very good at pretending to be stupid.
"Oh, really, I am Youyou's grandfather. Forget it, you and she don't know each other. Why should I tell you so much? get out of class is over and you can leave," the Gao Mathematics teacher chuckled, very treacherously.
This old man is very insidious, Brother Zha thought, and suddenly stepped forward and grabbed the big hand of the high-level mathematics teacher: "Grandpa, Youyou often talks about you in front of me, saying that you are kind, kind, and knowledgeable, and that you are a leader in the mathematics world. A person with a high reputation," the flattery is sent quickly, this is Brother Zha's strength.
"Don't you know each other?" the old man smiled even more: "Child, you have to be honest, you know, Yoyo is a good child, but... so her personality is a bit unacceptable, you have to take good care of her,"
"It's necessary, don't worry, she has a very good character and is very gentle in front of me. She is the best girl I have ever seen," she added in her heart, curling her lips secretly.
"That's good. If you have any questions in the future, just ask me," the old man said, picking up the textbook and walking away.
Damn it, the old man is actually Yoyo's grandpa, so I have to be more serious in class from now on, otherwise he won't like me and I will have difficulties with Yoyo.
As I was walking and thinking, I suddenly bumped into a huge thing. When I looked up, I saw that it was the big bear.
"Sorry, I didn't pay attention," Brother Zha walked around the big bear and continued walking forward. Damn, the big bear was probably over 1.9 meters tall and like a hill. He must be a fool.
Da Xiong watched Brother Zha go away and cursed, "Young kid, you look like a fool at first sight."
I called Baili Youyou and arranged to meet at the door of the library. I went to the door and bought the two largest marshmallows. I held them in my hands and stuck out my tongue to lick my own piece vigorously. I felt embarrassed in front of everyone.
At this time, a couple looked at Brother Zha and snickered. Brother Zha walked up to the two of them and took out a Pheasant brand knife: "What's in your hand? I declare that its owner is me," and snatched it away. It's a 3D version of the latest movie "The Elegy of the Broken Ship". The boy wanted to extend his fist, but suddenly he saw the lifelike dragon on Brother Zha's wrist. Then he saw the knife in Brother Zha's hand flipping up and down like flying, and he hurriedly pulled his girlfriend away. .
When Baili Youyou arrived, he had already finished licking his marshmallows and shamelessly shared a piece with Baili Youyou. Youyou was shy but did not refuse.
"Long Xiaozha, do you want to date me today?" Baili Youyou was dating for the first time. She was very shy because she had a crush on Brother Zha, and Brother Zha was the boy who stole her first kiss.
Brother Zha naturally took her little hand, as if the two were lovers: "Yuyou, do you miss me?" He looked at Baili Youyou with a gentle smile and said without thinking in a gentle voice that only existed between lovers. came out.
Baili Youyou's heart ached, and she looked up at Brother Zha: "Long Xiaozha, we are not lovers,"
Brother Zha was stunned. He was so sensitive that he quickly let go and finished the marshmallow with a smile: "Yuyou, you are so beautiful today,"
Baili Youyou watched Brother Zha let go and stretched out his hand to give Brother Zha a bump on his forehead: "Idiot,"
If you still don't understand at this time, Brother Zha is calling Baili Youyou close to his arms. Brother Zha chuckles: "There is a saying in the art of war: to show the enemy's weakness, he will try to catch you,"
"Okay, you have used the art of war against me." It turned out that this guy deliberately lied to me, and Baili Youyou felt very sweet.
"If you don't want to, then forget it," Brother Zha added a little more strength and chuckled.
"You kissed me and hugged me. Don't think about letting it go." I have never seen such a shameless person like you. Baili Youyou showed a small tiger tooth and pinched Brother Zha's cheek with two fingers. Meat.
Brother Zha grinned in pain: "Yuyou, I just got two movie tickets. Can you please go to the movie?"
Baili Youyou has been dizzy for a long time. Even if Brother Zha drags her to the hotel, she probably won't refuse: "Okay, I will listen to you whatever you say,"
Brother Zha suddenly felt his nose itching and almost bleeding from the nose. The word "hotel" immediately appeared in his head. He hurriedly suppressed his evil thoughts and took Baili Youyou's little hand towards the Lollipop Cinema on the commercial street.