"Of course it's fate. This is God's arrangement." Brother Zha gazed deeply into Baili Youyou's eyes.
"It was my fault just now. I'm sorry." Baili Youyou apologized. Brother Zha shook his head hurriedly: "Yuyou, don't apologize. It's me who should apologize. I gave you hope. But I haven't found all the medicinal materials yet."
"It doesn't matter. As long as you like me, it's fine. I don't care about other people's opinions." Baili Youyou looked at Brother Zha firmly and said.
"Yuyou. I promise, I will find all the medicinal ingredients for you before next weekend." After Brother Zha said that, he pulled Baili Youyou towards the hotel...oh, the restaurant next to the hotel. Because Brother Zha was hungry.
Finance Major Class 1. Four-eyed Yang Qi opened his notebook. Standing next to him were Jiang Xiaobei with pimples on his face, the big man Li Jun, the thin monkey Xie Ming, the reform-through-labor leader Wang Chao, and several other students sitting or standing. All in all, they looked arrogant. .
Li Jun looked at the data on the notebook and said: "Yang Qi, have you become stupid? Why have you changed Long Xiaozha's data so much? The force value is fifty and the intelligence is one hundred."
Yang Qi waved his hand and said: "I just attacked the school's archives and found out that Long Xiaozha is actually the science champion in Sanjiang Province."
"What? Are you mistaken? That idiot will be the top scorer in science." Everyone was stunned. They couldn't believe it anyway.
"Really. I really didn't lie to you. In fact, his real name is Long Chenfei. He used to be a student of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School." Yang Qi pointed to the information on the screen and said.
"So what? He's not just a fool. He's just a nerd." Jiang Xiaobei said with a sneer, although he was very jealous in his heart.
"That's right. Look at how poor he is. He can't even afford a decent piece of clothing." Xie Ming looked at his newly bought four-leaf clover sneakers worth 600 yuan and smiled.
Li Jun knew Brother Zha's power. At this moment, he couldn't help but stammered: "Haha, yes...yeah. At first glance, he is...an idiot." Thinking about the terrifying moment of the arm-wrestling that day, I still tremble in my heart. I don't want to provoke that villain. It's your business to seek death.
But he didn't want others to see his fear. When Brother Zha was no longer around, he opened his mouth and said boldly: "I can punch that idiot into the toilet and eat his shit."
"Brother Jun, should we teach him a lesson?" Xie Ming asked, clenching his thin fists.
"Teach him a lesson. He is our monitor," Yang Qi said.
"Squad leader, Ma Yongzhen's shameless move actually made Long Xiaozha the squad leader. The squad leader should be our military brother." Xie Ming flattered Li Jun.
Li Jun was very impressed. He nodded and said modestly: "If such a big responsibility falls on me, I will definitely live up to everyone's expectations."
Yang Qi said: "Do you still remember the firecrackers and cigarettes incident at the school anniversary? The monitor was not angry at all. I changed his endurance to forty."
Jiang Xiaobei also felt strange: "Yes. I would have fought the murderer a long time ago. But Long Xiaozha can still laugh."
"Could it be that he knows our conspiracy and deliberately shows weakness to the enemy? Then his intelligence is not just one hundred. That is too treacherous." Wang Chao held his chin and thought deeply.
Xie Ming raised the corner of his mouth relentlessly: "You must have read too many martial arts novels. His idiot also knows how to show weakness to the enemy. He obviously doesn't dare to provoke us and can only swallow his anger."
"Humph. Back then, I had the title of the Demon King of Trouble. Listen to me..." Chen Dongdong, who was sitting next to him, walked over.
Brother Zha accompanied Baili Youyou to have a warm lunch. Then he sent her back to the dormitory. Of course, there was some scratching and touching downstairs. He reluctantly left. Then he shook off his bangs proudly and suddenly looked up at the sky. I sighed in my heart. Who else in this world is more blessed than me. Heroes are always lonely.
Back in the dormitory, I suddenly wanted to ask sports committee member Li Jun about the basketball game. That damn Anjing signed him up without his consent. He had to ask Li Jun to cancel it for him.
I stretched out my hand to open the door. Suddenly I felt something sticky on my hand. I put it in front of my nose and smelled it. I quickly wiped it off on the wall. Who is so unhygienic that they wiped their nose on the door handle?
I pushed the door open and was about to call someone when I heard a click. Then my head and face were soaked and my clothes were soaked. At the same time, a bucket was placed on my head. Brother Zha immediately understood that someone was causing trouble.
I took the bucket away and was about to get angry. But I found that there was no one in the 530 dormitory. I found a towel. I checked repeatedly and found that no one had tampered with it. I wiped my hair clean and moved my eyes back and forth. Suddenly I found a magazine on the table. The cover of the magazine is a beautiful woman wearing a bikini.
Wipe it. Playboy magazine. This is a good thing. Brother Zha looked around. He was secretly happy. He thought that if I found out, it would be mine.
Just when I was about to get it, I found a shiny piece on the table. I took a piece of white paper from the side and wiped it. It was actually stuck to the table. Whoever applied the strong glue was there. Fortunately, I was not fooled. These guys This guy is so disgusting. Such despicable conspiracies are happening one after another. Who do you have a deep hatred for?
Don't stay here for a long time. Leave quickly. I took a step and felt sticky under my feet. When I looked down, more than a dozen eggs flew towards my face. They were all covered in a mixture of egg yolk and egg white. I didn't curse a lot, but a handful of white powder. It spilled over. There was no sound after three seconds. Brother Zha was as embarrassed as he wanted to be.
It's already clear that this is aimed at him. When have I ever suffered such a loss? See if I don't cut off all your penises and feed them to the dogs.
But then I thought about it. It’s easy for a country to change its nature but hard to change it. If you really use violence to scare these guys, it won’t change the evil thoughts in their hearts. They will definitely be poisoned by them behind the scenes.
Damn it. Are these the builders and successors of the motherland? They spend their whole day doing nothing but spending money, picking up girls, and playing pranks. What a young life they have. I can't let them degenerate like this.
Yang Qi hid in the toilet and asked Li Jun: "Brother Jun, do you think Long Xiaozha will fight us desperately?"
Li Junjun said: "With me here, what are you afraid of? In my eyes, he is just a rat. When he meets me, he will only be beaten."
Xie Ming lit a cigarette for Li Jun and flattered him: "That's that. Brother Jun has incredible skills. What the hell is Long Xiaozha?"
Li Jun also figured out how bad he felt during the arm wrestling match. He patted Chen Dongdong on the shoulder and said, "Thanks to your attention this time. Everyone is happy today. Then you will be the host. Let's go out for a drink."
Chen Dongdong originally thought that Li Jun was treating him. Who would have thought that he would be so shameless as to ask him to pay for it? Li Jun, if you weren't stronger and stronger than me, I would stuff you into a manhole.
"I haven't given you any pocket money at home this month. I don't have enough food. Let Yang Qi treat me. Yang Qi, your dad is the boss of an advertising company. He earns hundreds of thousands a month. He can't afford it." Chen Dongdong pinched his hand. Yang Qi smiled gloomily with his thin shoulders.
Damn, I'm being bullied for being good. They want to kill me because I look weak. Yang Qi is dissatisfied, but he doesn't dare to refuse. He knows that he is no match for Chen Dongdong. He will save himself from being beaten in the future. Isn't it just a meal? He can still pull him. We are close classmates. Wouldn't it be better if we call a girl again? We can also take the opportunity to show courtesy to Li Qianqian.
Yang Qi said: "No problem. I'll treat you to the Red Rose Hotel." Upon hearing this, everyone immediately praised Yang Qi for his righteousness, wealth, and excellence. After a few words, Yang Qi felt that he had become the leader of the class.
Brother Zha returned to the dormitory. There was a layer of filth hanging on his body. It happened that there was no one in the dormitory. He hurriedly took off his clothes and took a shower. He washed the clothes and hung them to dry on the balcony. He took out a pair of old clothes from the cupboard and put them on.
I was lying on the bed, sucking a Sanjiang, playing with the Dragon Heart lighter in my hand, and thinking about how to deal with the naughty classmates in the class.
I thought about it for a long time, smoked three cigarettes, and had no clue. Anyway, the soldiers will come to block the water and the earth will cover it up. I have the intelligence to adapt to changes.
When he was bored, he opened Zhang Yida's computer and logged into the school forum. There was a post at the top. It was about the upcoming school basketball game. Photos of previous championship teams were also posted in the post. More were of the school's dream team. Each photo There were many girls wearing scantily clad clothes in the photos. Brother Zha gradually felt that participating in basketball games seemed like a very good thing.
I haven’t asked Li Jun about the basketball game. Since there are so many beauties, I must not lose my qualifications. There are still a few apples that are about to dry up. Take them to Li Jun. You always have to give gifts when asking for help.
At this time, Xie Ming came out to inquire about the situation. Brother Zha saw him and asked, "Xie Ming, where is Li Jun?"
"Brother Jun, here..." Xie Ming glanced at the toilet subconsciously: "Oh, I didn't see him. He probably went out to play. What can I do for you?"
"Oh. I want to ask about the basketball game." Brother Zha said.
Xie Ming asked carefully: "Squad leader, I heard a crackling sound just now. What happened?"
Brother Zha cursed in his heart. Hehehe smiled: "I don't know. What's wrong?"
Xie Ming shook his head hurriedly and said: "Oh oh oh. It's okay. I have brother Jun's phone number here. I'll call him and tell him that you have something to do with him."
Brother Zha thought to himself, you are reporting that I am intact. He leaned against the wall and looked at Xie Ming: "Thank you, Xie Ming. I will treat you to instant noodles another day."
"Squad leader, you are too polite." Xie Ming pretended to be so powerful next to Li Jun that Brother Zha said nothing. But he was actually a timid person. In addition, he was also one of the participants in Brother Zha's plot. He couldn't help but feel sad. Qi hid aside and called Li Jun: "Brother Jun, Long Xiaozha is not angry. He even brought an apple and said he had something to do with you."
Li Jun was stunned. His legs felt weak. He hurriedly asked: "How big is the apple?" Could it be that he hit me with an apple? He hurriedly looked around for something to protect his head. All he saw was a piece of trash filled with toilet paper. Basket. Gritting his teeth, he picked it up and put it down again.
"Oh. The fists are so big. It's about the basketball game. He doesn't seem to know that we are targeting him. It's okay. You can come out now." Xie Ming said affirmatively.
Li Jun hung up the phone and came out of the toilet. He saw Brother Zha coming over hurriedly: "Squad leader, you have something to do with me. I was in the toilet just now. I have been constipated recently."
"Constipation means getting angry. Come on, I brought you some fruit." Brother Zha hurriedly brought the apples that were about to wither.
Li Jun was worried. He took the fruit and said sincerely: "What a good apple. Thank you, monitor."
"Li Jun. I signed up to participate in the school's basketball game. I must not let others steal my spot. Oh, by the way. Awen in our dormitory used to be on the field basketball team. Count him in." Brother Zha took the remaining apples. Throw it into the trash can and say.
Li Jun didn't dare to throw it away. He hurriedly replied: "No problem. There are exactly two people missing. That's you two. Counting me, Chen Dongdong and Sun Kai in our dormitory, there are exactly five people."
Brother Zha chuckled and said, "Thank you. I'll treat you to roasted sweet potatoes another day. I'm going to have dinner. Let's go."