On the second floor of the second cafeteria, Brother Zha took out his meal card and walked to the cake selling window: "A cake for fifty cents."
The old man selling rice frowned and said, "A piece of cake is only $1.50. How can I sell it if you want it for fifty cents?"
Brother Zha hummed: "The prices have risen too much. When I was a kid, I could eat for just 50 cents. Give me three pieces of cake." After buying the cakes, he went to the window next to him and bought two chicken drumsticks, holding a plate. Go find a location.
It was the end of get out of class, and there were almost no empty seats in the cafeteria. Brother Zha just saw a seat, and then someone else took it. He walked around with a plate, and five minutes passed without finding a seat.
Wait, the place is like a **, there will always be one no matter what. In the blink of an eye, I have eaten a piece of cake, and finally saw an empty table. How can I miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? Brother Zha stood up from the ground hungry wolf It rushed over like a predator.
"Sorry, there is someone here," a girl was already sitting on a stool in front of the table, and then put her textbook on the table. This is what is called occupying a seat.
"This classmate, I walked around a lot but couldn't find any space. Look, this table has four stools. Just let me eat here," Brother Zha begged with a smile.
"Okay then, we are all classmates, so just sit down," the girl said as she took the textbook away.
Brother Zha is a very helpless person. Many times he does things that can make people's jaws drop. After getting permission, he sat on his seat, pulled up his trouser leg, stepped on the cross brace with one foot, unbuttoned three buttons of his shirt and exposed half of his chest. Holding the cake in the left hand and the chicken drumstick in the right hand, he wolfed down the cake and licked the flour on his fingers after finishing one piece of cake. The chicken drumstick was about to eat the bone to the last bit of meat. The girl opposite looked at it and frowned. She already despised the scum in her heart. Brother, thousands of times.
It was too much to eat just this. Brother Zha quickly ran to buy a bowl of egg soup. When he came back, he saw the girl leaving. He was wondering why she left before she finished eating. Someone patted Brother Zha on the shoulder: "Handsome boy, we Can you sit here?"
Brother Zha answered directly without even looking: "Sit down, there's no one here,"
He picked up the second chicken leg and swallowed it in three mouthfuls. He picked up the egg soup and blew on the hot air. The two girls sitting across from him frowned, thinking that this person hadn't eaten in hundreds of years.
With Brother Zha around, the girl opposite remained silent. Brother Zha took a sip and found that the egg soup was still very hot. Then he raised his eyes and looked at the girl opposite.
Suddenly, there was an earthquake, a volcano erupted, the Third World War began, and aliens began to attack the earth. None of these things happened, but Brother Zha was stunned. The person sitting opposite him was actually Zhao, the most beautiful woman in Jiangsu and Zhejiang who quietly told him. Tsing Yi.
Feeling that his saliva was dripping out, Brother Zha hurriedly sucked it, then looked at Zhao Qingyi with a pig-like expression, and started to mouth again: "Hey beauty, we seem to have met somewhere,"
But Zhao Qingyi ignored him at all. The girl next to her said: "Classmate, your way of striking up a conversation is too old-fashioned,"
Brother Zha rolled his eyes, and sure enough, birds of a feather flock together. She was also a beauty, and she returned to her original boring demeanor. Brother Zha picked his nose and said, "I'm talking about her," and pointed at the table next to him. fat girl.
The girl who was talking to Brother Zha was at a loss for words and lowered her head to eat in embarrassment, while Zhao Qingyi next to her burst into laughter.
"Why are you laughing? He is just an idiot." The girl next to Zhao Qingyi said, "You are still laughing. I will ignore you if you laugh again." After saying that, he looked at Brother Zha and said, "Handsome, have you finished eating? You can leave after eating." "
I wiped it, and Brother Zha's eyes widened. Whose position does he have? I was the one who came first, and he actually said such shameless words.
Brother Zha suddenly had a conspiracy in mind and said to the girl: "A beggar vomited, but the beggar next to him ate it. Do you know why?"
The girl's eyes widened and she said: "Get out of here, it's so disgusting." She felt nauseous but was still curious: "Why?"
Zhao Qingyi suddenly said: "Because he doesn't want to eat cold food."
The girl ran away and vomited, leaving only Brother Zha and Zhao Qingyi.
Maybe others dare not breathe in front of Zhao Qingyi, because his appearance and temperament are enough to make everything in the world lose their color. That exquisite appearance seems to be painted by the best artist. It can't be described as a fairy descending to the earth, just like many Bachelor boys were just as nervous when they faced a beautiful woman for the first time. Almost all the boys in Jiangsu and Zhejiang campuses felt like they were suffocating and unconscious when standing in front of Zhao Qingyi.
But Brother Zha looked at everyone and looked lazy. Even if he had a gun pointed at his head, he would act as if nothing had happened. He tapped the table with his fingers and said, "Classmate, there is a grain of rice in the corner of your mouth. You can eat it even if you are an adult." It’s so embarrassing to touch your cheeks,”
This was the first time in his life that he was laughed at. Zhao Qingyi raised his head and looked at a boy seriously for the first time in his life.
Brother Zha lay on the bed for a while in the afternoon, so that his hair was all messy. He was wearing a very old shirt. The collar was all wrinkled, the top buttons were about to fall off, and there was a small hole on the sleeve. Brother Zha shaved off today. I have a beard and my body is very clean after taking a shower. If I smell it carefully, I can still smell the scent of shower gel.
He was quite handsome, but he was slovenly. He must have been poor. Zhao Qingyi lowered his head to eat again. After taking a few bites, he realized that Brother Zha was not looking at her at all. He was not staring at her lustfully like other boys. He looked up at Brother Zha again, then lowered his head to eat.
This was repeated several times. Brother Zha held up the egg soup bowl and said, "Look at me again and I'll sue you for mental rape."
"..." Zhao Qingyi was speechless. At this time, her companion came back and glared at Brother Zha fiercely and said, "Why are you so disgusting?"
Brother Zha finished drinking the egg soup and said, "Classmate, believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation."
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Look, you've finished eating and if you don't leave quickly, other students still need to eat." The girl drove away Brother Zha again.
Brother Zha was never someone to be trifled with. He stretched out his hand and said to her, "I'll tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone else."
"What secret,"
Brother Zha bowed his head in the girl's ear: "Your breasts are too small. If Zhao Qingyi's were compared to volleyball, yours would be like a quail egg at best."
"You're shameless," the girl said, grabbing her job and trying to pin it on Brother Zha.
"Long Xiaozha," Xiao Ling'er was eating. Just now she looked at the boy who looked like Brother Zha. Then Brother Zha stood up. Xiao Linger was sure that it was Brother Zha and walked over with a plate.
"Honey, don't call me when you eat." Brother Zha saw a grain of rice in the corner of Xiao Ling'er's mouth. He stretched out his fingers to take it out and put it into his mouth: "We can't waste food. There was a natural disaster in the 1960s. My uncle picked his nose." I’m not even willing to throw it away.”
The girl hurriedly dropped her job and vomited.
Zhao Qingyi looked at Brother Zha again, and more at Xiao Ling'er. His brows tightened for a while, relaxed for a while, and finally his eyes fell on Brother Zha, giving him a strange smell.
Brother Zha pulled Xiao Ling'er to sit down as if there was no one around, and fed Xiao Ling'er with a spoon in his own hand, making Xiao Ling'er feel ashamed and happy.
Zhao Qingyi said: "Can you please go and talk about your hobbies? I'm really about to vomit."
"Why don't you stay cool? This isn't your home. I'm willing to sit here. If you can, you can sit somewhere else," Brother Zha said fiercely. He's so good-looking and amazing.
This evil man was the first time Zhao Qingyi was so disrespected by a boy. He was usually worshiped like a goddess, but today he met an idiot.
No longer in the mood to eat, Zhao Qingyi took the plate and left. Xiao Ling'er watched Zhao Qingyi leave and criticized Brother Zha: "Don't be so cruel to girls."
Brother Zha nodded hurriedly: "That's a boy," his voice was neither loud nor quiet, just enough for Zhao Qingyi who took a few steps to hear, and almost fell down.