The Jiangsu and Zhejiang campus hospitals are overcrowded. All the beds are occupied. Yesterday, all the patients were seriously injured. They seemed to have experienced fierce struggles. There were curses everywhere in the ward. Everyone clenched their fists and swore revenge. The dean personally brought the doctor to the students. treatment. At the same time, I lamented that young people nowadays really have amazing vitality and unyielding will. But the doctors imagined that a lot of money went into their pockets.
At this time, Brother Zha was looking for a house.
Brother Zha vaguely remembered seeing small advertisements on the telephone poles at the entrance to the teacher's residential area yesterday. When he got there, he found that the telephone poles, from the bottom to the height of a person, were full of small advertisements. Some were selling phone cards and giving them away. There are takeaways, bicycle sellers, locksmiths, car repairs, key matching, infertility treatment, gynecological hospitals, etc.
After walking around, I saw an almost hidden advertisement paper. It said: "I am currently renting a building with one or two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom in a teacher's residential community. I am looking for students from Jiangsu and Zhejiang to share the house. The furniture is complete. The water and electricity bills are flat. Spread. The rent is 600 per month. No bad habits. No restrictions on men and women. Ladies first. Call XXXXXXXXXX."
Brother Zha took out his mobile phone and dialed the number on the advertisement. He was quickly connected. A sweet female voice came: "Hello. Who is this?"
Brother Zha asked: "I wonder if you have found a roommate for your house. I saw the rental advertisement. I am now looking for a house. I haven't found it for several days." At this time, Brother Zha was secretly happy. Wow, it's a girl. .I must live in it.
"Oh. That's it. But I want to share a house with a girl. I think..."
Brother Zha hurriedly said: "Don't worry. I don't have any bad habits. And I have a girlfriend. I'm very quiet. I love reading, reading novels, and studying knowledge the most. So don't worry." Brother Zha never feels guilty when he lies. ashamed.
"Okay then. Can you find it according to the address? Come and take a look now. I happen to be at home."
Brother Zha didn’t act particularly impatient. Instead, he deliberately lied: “Oh, I wanted to go to class. Well, let me go check out the house first. If I think it’s good, I can give you one year’s rent at once. ."
"That's not necessary. Just come here."
Brother Zha wanted to hug the telephone pole and give him a passionate kiss. Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Brother Zha walked towards the third unit.
Climb all the way to 3rd floor 301. Brother Zha scratched his head and head for a long time. Then he straightened his clothes and knocked on the door with a serious expression.
The door opened. Brother Zha said: "Hello. I came to see the house. I called you just now." He raised his head. Then two people screamed...
"Why is it you?" Brother Zha looked at Ouyang Minmin and felt incredible: "You have been living in the dormitory. Why did you move out?"
Ouyang Minmin took a long time to regain her composure after being shocked: "There will be a power outage in the dormitory in the middle of the night. It's very annoying. Renting a house outside will save a lot of trouble. And the food can be improved."
Brother Zha leaned against the door frame. His careless expression returned: "Then I'll move the things over this afternoon."
Ouyang Minmin waved her hands hurriedly: "No. I won't share the apartment with you."
Brother Zha asked: "Why. I'm not a bad person."
If you were not a bad person, there would be no more criminals in the world. Ouyang Minmin felt that there was a big bad wolf standing at the door, which could eat her at any time. "Go and look elsewhere."
Brother Zha hurriedly pulled the door open and looked at Ouyang Minmin with a pleading look. Then he transformed what happened in the past few days into a tragic story: "You don't know. I have been bullied badly by my classmates these days. .They ruined all my quilts, pillows, and daily necessities. They also threatened to beat me to death if I dared to go back to live there. I've been wandering around for several days and I really can't find a house. Please, just take me in. "Okay." I thought to myself that as long as I, Long, live in it, I will go to your big bed sooner or later.
Ouyang Minmin has a kind nature. Suddenly she remembered what happened in the cafeteria that day. Although she was very suspicious of Brother Zha's words, she felt soft and said: "If you dare to do bad things, I will call the police."
Brother Zha muttered: "Am I that bad?"
"You'd better be honest. I'll make some rules for you after you move in. Okay. I want to take a bath. You can move things." Ouyang Minmin said and closed the door.
I think this girl is very prejudiced against me. I think I, Long Qingsheng, is proficient in all kinds of ways to pick up girls. I must formulate a new strategy for you.
I bought bedding and daily necessities in the commercial street. I asked Brother Niu and Awen to help and transported them to the teachers' residential area together.
Standing outside the door of 301, Awen was panting from exhaustion: "Brother Zha, we will help you today. You have to treat Brother Niu to dinner. We are brothers, so we don't need to be so polite. But Brother Niu is different."
Brother Zha knew his trick. He nodded and said, "I didn't want to invite you in the first place."
Awen really wants to throw the thing in his hand away to him. Brother Zha, you are indeed a traitor within a traitor and a ghost within a ghost.
Brother Niu hurriedly shook his head and said very matter-of-factly: "We are all classmates. We should help. Besides, Brother Zha helped me so much last time. I haven't invited Brother Zha to dinner yet."
Brother Zha suddenly grabbed Brother Niu's big hand in excitement. He choked and said, "Brother Niu, I don't say anything anymore. I'm bursting into tears. I'll treat you to roasted sweet potatoes another day."
After knocking on the door for a long time, Ouyang Minmin finally opened the door. Awen looked up and was immediately shocked. Beauty. Big beauty. Isn't this the girl who performed on the same stage with Brother Zha? Then she thought that there must be something going on here. I guess Zha. It's a lie that I can't get along with my classmates. It's true that I'm having an affair behind the scenes.
What a beast. With Wang Yafei, Lan Yuxin, Xiao Ling'er, Pan'er and sister, they are not enough. He also wants to hurt others. His ugly face must be exposed.
Brother Zha chuckled and introduced: "This is my roommate, Awen. Brother Niu."
"Hello, hello. Just call me Daniel." Daniel held something in his arms with a sincere look on his face.
Awen asked quietly in Brother Zha's ear: "Brother Zha, what is your relationship with her?"
"It doesn't matter." Brother Zha replied, "It's just a shared apartment."
"Really. That's great." Seeing Brother Zha nodding, Awen was overjoyed.
After stuffing the quilt into Brother Zha, Awen took a step forward and said, "Hi, beauty. Do you have time? I'll treat you to dinner. I know there is a hotel with a very beautiful scenery. If you are interested, let's go and talk about life."
Ouyang Minmin ignored him directly. She stepped aside and said to Brother Zha: "Birds of a feather flock together. You idiot, your roommate is not smart either. Come in. Put your things away. Then come to the living room. I'll follow you Please tell me about the rules of shared housing."
What the hell are the rules of sharing a house? Brother Zha went into the house and took a look. The living room was equipped with sofas, coffee tables, TVs, etc. Ouyang Minmin took him to a room. There was a computer desk, a bed, and a wardrobe: "This This is your bedroom. If you have a computer, connect a network cable. There is a router in the living room."
Brother Zha said fiercely: "What are you still doing here? Why don't you go out yet? This is my private property now. You are not allowed to enter without permission. What are you looking at? I haven't seen any boys."
Ouyang Minmin stared at Brother Zha dumbfounded. She pinched her waist with both hands and scolded: "Who are you? This place still belongs to me in name. Believe it or not, I will drive you away."
"Haha. It's just a joke. Awen. Brother Niu, this is none of your business. Go back." Brother Zha's shamelessness aroused Awen's indignation.
"Brother Zha, I have something to tell you." Awen folded his arms and refused to leave.
Brother Zha took out two buffet coupons: "Okay. I still have to clean up. You can go to Hans to eat at the buffet."
Awen snatched it away, pulled Brother Niu and left: "Brother Zha, thank you. I will buy you roasted sweet potatoes another day to express my gratitude."
"You can clean up after yourself." Ouyang Minmin didn't want to be alone with Brother Zha and walked out.
Brother Zha made the bed, put the clothes in the closet, cleaned the floor, and placed the daily necessities. Then he walked into the living room. At this time, Ouyang Minmin was watching TV. Brother Zha shamelessly sat next to Ouyang Minmin. on the sofa.
Brother Zha's face remained calm as he said, "Tell me about your rules for sharing a flat. I hope you're not a pervert."
"You are the pervert." Ouyang Minmin yelled. Then he took out a piece of letter paper: "Look. It's the law."
Enough to list more than thirty items. The most important ones left Brother Zha speechless:
You are not allowed to bring strangers of the opposite sex home. You are not allowed to make loud noises at night. You are not allowed to smoke or drink. You are not allowed to enter my room. You are not allowed to use the toilet without closing the door...
"Um...I agree to all of this. But I also have rules." Brother Zha said.
"Of course. We are fair. Please tell me your rules." Ouyang Minmin was reasonable.
Brother Zha said: "You are not allowed to enter my room. You are not allowed to steal my underwear. You are not allowed to peek at me taking a shower or going to the toilet."
Ouyang Minmin almost fell to the ground. Who is it? "I'm not that disgusting. Long Xiaozha. Listen up. If you commit one of these violations, I will kick you out immediately."
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Brother Zha looked around and saw the kitchen: "Hey, Minmin, is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."
"There is rice and vegetables. Make it yourself." Ouyang Minmin is not so stingy.
"You are so generous. Try the food I cooked today." Brother Zha ran into the kitchen. Sure enough, there were a lot of ingredients.
Ouyang Minmin said to herself that it's weird to see you know how to cook. Only a devil would dare to eat the cooked food. I'm afraid you must have put some medicine in it.
Brother Zha was washing rice and washing vegetables. There was actually pork in the refrigerator. Steamed the rice first. Then cut the potatoes into shreds. Beat the eggs well. Shred the pork. Chop the tomatoes. Chop green onions, peppers and garlic cloves.
Pour oil into the pot. Then add chopped green onions and shredded pork. This will prevent the chopped green onions from frying. Add shredded potatoes and chili garlic cloves together. Soon a delicious fried pork with shredded potatoes and chili is completed. Tomatoes and eggs are very simple. But you need to master it. Good heat and taste. Of course, these simple dishes are easy to find in the hands of foodie Zha Ge.
It was a simple meal. Brother Zha brought the dishes to the coffee table in the living room. The rice was served. He did not forget to bring bowls and chopsticks to Ouyang Minmin: "I have always been a kind person. I want to treat you to a meal today."
It's so shameless. You didn't buy these ingredients. Ouyang Minmin didn't even look at them. She didn't dare to eat them.
"Are you afraid that I will drug you? I'll eat it for you first. Forget it. I'm kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs. Eat it if you like. Wow. It's delicious. It's really delicious." Brother Zha deliberately ate loudly and praised himself. Ouyang
Minmin was already hungry, so she finally couldn't help but swallow.
"Hey, what's the matter with you? You don't know how to serve me a bowl of rice." Ouyang Minmin hurriedly served the rice. Then she put some vegetables into her mouth. Then her eyes lit up. It was so delicious.
"It's delicious." Brother Zha is still very confident in his cooking skills. Uncle Qi has a chef's certificate and has learned many dishes from him.
"It's just average. It's similar to the one selling Yangzhou fried rice at the school entrance." Ouyang Minmin deliberately hit Brother Zha.
Brother Zha thought that if you play tricks on a villain like me, you will collapse: "Oh, I forgot to tell you. I put a drug called I Love Big Stick in it."