Ouyang Minmin spit out a mouthful of rice. Then she threw her chopsticks and stood up: "Long Xiaozha, you are shameless. You are a gangster."
Brother Zha looked at Ouyang Minmin with a smile and said: "I love big sticks. It was given to me by a brother Asan from India. I heard that after eating it, the whole body will feel hot and unbearable and there will be other reactions. I don't know much about it. .I just heard that the more excited you are, the faster the medicine will take effect."
Ouyang Minmin really felt that her body was hot at this time. Little did she know that it was due to the excessive secretion of adrenaline hormones caused by her rage. She thought it was the effect of the medicine. Her smiling face turned pale with fright. She lay on the table and started to cry: "You bastard. I want to call the police." He hurriedly looked for the phone, but it was in Brother Zha's hand.
"Actually, I haven't let go of anything. I'm just kidding you. Why am I still crying? I'm an upright person. Don't worry." Brother Zha was suddenly condemned by his conscience and hurriedly admitted that he was lying just now.
Ouyang Minmin raised her head and asked, "Really."
"Of course it's true. They say that a woman's appearance is inversely proportional to her IQ. I think it's true. Your brain is only as big as a walnut. You don't want us to have a meal together. And I ate it first. It's true. Idiot." Brother Zha scolded loudly, as if it was Ouyang Minmin who made the mistake.
Ouyang Minmin thought at this moment that it was indeed true. She looked at Brother Zha angrily. The hand holding the chopsticks trembled with anger: "Long Xiaozha. I want you to move out. I don't want to see you again."
Brother Zha blinked and said: "Okay. Just move out. I just heard when I went upstairs that there was a power outage tonight. But it's nothing. I just heard that this place turned out to be a cemetery. Okay. I'm full." goodbye."
Brother Zha had just turned around when he heard Ouyang Minmin shouting: "Stop. Wash the dishes in a moment. If you are responsible for cooking in the future, I can charge you less rent."
"As the saying goes, wealth cannot be lascivious; power cannot yield; poverty cannot move. I, Mr. Long, have never been coerced by anyone. I can give hundreds of millions to your family. But I still care about the rent of a few hundred yuan. It's really true. It's a joke. Unless you promise to hold me to sleep at night, I can consider staying." Brother Zha became more and more shameless. Even he was impressed by his shamelessness.
After a while, I didn't hear the roar from behind, but I heard Ouyang Minmin crying. Brother Zha quickly turned around and saw Ouyang Minmin in tears. His heart ached. He walked back to the coffee table and said, "Stop crying. You're still crying when you're such an adult. Okay. I'm wrong. I'll cook for you every day from now on. Oh, by the way. I won't put anything in it. I love big mallets. Put some in there. I love small mallets. alright."
"Plop!" Ouyang Minmin laughed. Then he punched Brother Zha: "I hate you. You stinky gangster. I'm sleepy. Good night."
"I still want to discuss life with you." Brother Zha shouted.
"Let's talk about your status. Clean the bowl." Ouyang Minmin said and slammed the door.
Brother Zha took the pots and pans into the kitchen and washed them gently. Suddenly, he felt a very warm feeling. This was something he had never experienced before. It was as if he suddenly had a home. Brother Zha couldn't explain what it felt like.
Brother Zha, who has always been very sloppy, unexpectedly cleaned up. Then he turned on the TV and watched a boring program. Maybe the plot in it was too touching. Or maybe the plot resonated with Brother Zha. When Brother Zha looked at the heroine When I abandoned the hero and left, tears flowed out unsatisfactorily.
I don't know when Ouyang Minmin stood behind Brother Zha. A piece of white tissue was handed to Brother Zha: "A boy still watches this kind of TV. He even cried while watching it. He is really worthless."
Brother Zha blew his nose hard: "Ouyang Minmin. I want to talk to you for a while, okay?"
Ouyang Minmin sat opposite Brother Zha. She took an apple and started peeling it. Brother Zha stared at the apple in her hand.
"What are you looking at? You asked me to cut it for you to eat. I have hands and feet to cut it myself." Ouyang Minmin threw the fruit knife to Brother Zha. At the same time, he rolled his eyes at Brother Zha.
Brother Zha shook his head and smiled bitterly: "No. I think you are too stupid for peeling apples. Look at me."
There is a kind of person who can do things that ordinary people can't do. He is a god. Brother Zha grabbed the apple and threw it into the air. When the apple fell, he poked it up with the middle finger of his right hand and caught the apple. Then the apple It rotated at a shocking speed. Brother Zha held a fruit knife in his left hand and approached the rotating apple. This was the moment when the miracle was witnessed.
The fruit knife sliced across the apple with a hiss, and the thin apple skin fell to the ground. After dozens of seconds, the apple was like a girl who had been stripped naked, exuding the glory of her naked body.
Ouyang Minmin swallowed and clapped her hands: "That's amazing."
Brother Zha started to brag again. He tossed his hair and said proudly: "I punched Nanhai nursing home. I kicked Beihai kindergarten. I caught dinosaurs with my bare hands. I threaded needlework with my eyes closed. I drank water with my ears and eyes. I ate through my nose. I cut wires with a kitchen knife. There were sparks all the way. With lightning.”
Ouyang Minmin, who rarely utters bad words, couldn't help but say two words: "Holy shit."
The two chatted for a while. They each felt sleepy. They said good night to each other and then went back to their rooms. Brother Zha deliberately walked to the door of Ouyang Minmin's bedroom. Ouyang Minmin pulled him away and lied that he was not familiar with the environment.
"Long Xiaozha. Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking." Ouyang Minmin said.
"Whatever you are thinking is what I am thinking. I am an upright person." Brother Zha said while standing at the door of his bedroom.
"You are shameless." Ouyang Minmin slammed the door. Brother Zha was stunned.
At eight o'clock in the morning, Brother Zha was still hiding in bed and sleeping soundly. Suddenly, there was a loud bang on the door. "Who the hell is sick?" Brother Zha showed his head and cursed in great displeasure.
"Long Xiaozha, open the door. It's on fire." Ouyang Minmin's shout came through the door. Brother Zha suddenly realized that it was no longer a dormitory, but a shared apartment with Ouyang Minmin.
With a displeased look on his face, he looked like an unsatisfied wife. Brother Zha opened the door and said, "It's on fire. Why don't you scream? Call the fire department."
"Long Xiaozha. What time is it and you are still sleeping? Accompany me to buy a computer." Ouyang Minmin grabbed Brother Zha's clothes and pulled them out.
Brother Zha was wearing an extremely loose short-sleeved T-shirt. Ouyang Minmin pulled him off and took it off, revealing Brother Zha's strong muscles and wheat-colored skin. This has a considerable impact on girls. .
Brother Zha saw Ouyang Minmin looking directly at him, so he struck a pose and showed off his chest muscles: "How do you think? He looks handsome."
Ouyang Minmin hurriedly threw the clothes to Brother Zha. She said with a blushing face: "It's so ugly. So thin. Put it on quickly. Don't catch a cold."
Brother Zha put on his clothes and walked out of the room. He took a glass of water and said, "Don't you have a computer? Why do you want to buy a computer? Do you want to donate it to the Blue Cross? I advise you not to. That is a dark and boundless organization. "
"Who wants to donate to Project Hope? The original one I had was broken." Ouyang Minmin said, "I am taking you there to give you face. You should feel honored."
Brother Zha yawned and said, "I think it's better to sleep. I'm sorry. I hate people giving me face the most."
"You." Ouyang Minmin said: "I asked you to come with me because I didn't understand. Just let me beg you."
"I want to be in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. As long as you, Miss Ouyang, just wave your hand, there will be countless boys rushing to request to go. I am a poor kid from the countryside. What do you know?" Brother Zha continued to tease Ouyang Minmin. He was getting more and more excited now. The more I like to see Ouyang Minmin's face turn red with anger.
"Long Xiaozha, please don't pull me down. But please don't say that to me." Ouyang Minmin finished speaking word by word and turned to leave. Brother Zha realized that something was wrong and hurriedly shouted: "Beauty, what can I do for you?" Can you help? I heard that you are very lonely. I am also very lonely. It is not as good as us..."
An apple flew towards Brother Zha and hit him on the head: "Hurry up and wash up. We will go out in a while."