Ouyang Minmin turned around and left. Brother Zha hung up the phone and saw that Ouyang Minmin had walked to the door: "Hey, Ouyang Minmin, wait for me."
He hurriedly chased after him but found that Ouyang Minmin had already stopped a taxi. He got in the car and left without looking back. Brother Zha was holding three laptops. He was wondering: "What's wrong with this girl? It seems that I didn't mess with you." ."
Suddenly a burst of anger came up. I'll go. You fucking left. Just let me stay here by myself. Come with you to buy a notebook and leave me alone. Damn it.
A passerby looked at Brother Zha. Brother Zha yelled fiercely: "What are you looking at? I've never seen anyone handsomer than you." He stopped a taxi. Brother Zha couldn't calm down. Let me go out with you again. I will never Impossible. My little heart is seriously hurt.
Back home, Brother Zha saw Ouyang Minmin's door closed. Brother Zha was angry with her and didn't bother to pay attention to her. It wasn't until the evening when he was hungry that Brother Zha went to the kitchen to cook. Only then did Ouyang Minmin appear in the living room.
"Long Xiaozha. Do you want to cook? Stop doing it. I'll invite you out to eat." Ouyang Minmin said while combing her hair.
I have to say that Ouyang Minmin looked extremely attractive at this time. But Brother Zha didn't like her. He took a kitchen knife and chopped open the potatoes: "I have to go by myself. I'm afraid of being poisoned by gutter oil."
"If you... don't pull it down, then what are you going to make delicious?" Ouyang Minmin walked into the kitchen and looked at it and asked.
"Booger stewed potatoes. Do you want some?" Brother Zha cut the potatoes and soaked them in water and said.
"Why are you so disgusting?" Ouyang Minmin retched.
Brother Zha washed the rice and put it into the pot: "It's not the first day you've known me. I've always been disgusted."
"Long Xiaozha. I didn't mess with you. Look at your stinky face." Ouyang Minmin snorted and said.
Brother Zha wiped his hands on his apron: "You hurt my young heart. You made me no longer trust anyone. You left me alone and left. I really shouldn't have accompanied you, a witch, to buy a computer."
"You...I feel like I did something wrong now. I apologize to you." Ouyang Minmin said with a smile.
Brother Zha took the kitchen knife and slashed at the chopping board. The loud bang made Ouyang Minmin drop the comb in his hand to the ground: "What are you doing?"
"It's okay. Let's eat later. Please bring the bowl and plate over." Brother Zha's expression changed briefly and strangely, and he smiled.
"..." Ouyang Minmin's heart was pounding. She carefully went over to take the plate and hurriedly walked out of the kitchen.
After dinner, Brother Zha went out with his laptop. Downstairs of Wang Yafei's dormitory, Brother Zha squatted on the ground with three computer bags next to him. Brother Zha looked like he had stolen computers. At this time, the dormitory administrator's aunt had already tightened his grip. Eyes on Brother Zha.
This old woman with irregular menstruation always watches what I do. If she dares to thank me, she can go home and buy a carrot to play with.
At this time, Wang Yafei, Xiao Ling'er and Lan Yuxin came out and saw Brother Zha squatting on the ground, wearing new clothes. Xiao Ling'er was the first to ask: "Husband, when did you buy new clothes?"
Brother Zha scratched his messy hair, picked up a laptop and gave each of them one: "I spent a day going to Communications City to find the best computer. I will give it to you my baby."
Wang Yafei smelled Brother Zha's body. Except for Brother Zha's own fragrance and the faint scent of tobacco, there was no perfume smell: "Not bad. I'm very satisfied with your performance."
Brother Zha put his arm around Wang Yafei's shoulders and said, "Wife, I am loyal to you. In my heart, other women are just bones."
Lan Yuxin chuckled and said, "Really? How come I heard that you live in a room with a girl."
Brother Zha hurriedly jumped one meter away and explained: "You may have heard about the incident between me and my classmates. There was a lot of commotion in school. I couldn't stay in the dormitory, so I had to go out to find a house to live in. Someone happened to want to share the rent.
I'll go. But don't worry, I will never do anything sorry for you."
Wang Yafei grabbed Brother Zha by the collar and said, "If you dare, we will skin you alive."
Brother Zha blew on Wang Yafei's ear: "Honey, come find me during the holidays. Let's discuss life in the evening."
Wang Yafei immediately blushed and pushed Brother Zha away: "Discuss life with your little Ling'er. She talks about you every day. She also says that I am not good to you."
Oh my God, my little Ling'er, you are still good to me. My husband will love you very much from now on. Brother Zha was so moved that his eyes were dim. He took Xiao Ling'er's hand and said, "Baby, you are still good to me."
"Actually, Sister Feifei talks about you every day. It's just that you are too troublesome." Xiao Ling'er said shyly.
"Am I careless? Why do I feel that I am very upright?" Brother Zha laughed and said.
Lan Yuxin gave Brother Zha a pink punch and said, "If you didn't bother, why would you be with the three of us all at once?"
"This isn't just flirting, okay? Have you forgotten why we are together? I won't like someone easily. Don't worry. Do you have time tomorrow? Let's discuss life together." Brother Zha's silver light suddenly appeared.
.Looking up, three girls had already entered the dormitory building.
Wang Yafei laughed and said: "Remember to miss us."
Brother Zha squatted on the ground and finished licking Sanjiang: "I really just want to explore life."
The dormitory administrator murmured: "What a pitiful child. I just misunderstood him."
In order to find a way to break the united front between the three of them, Brother Zha thought about the strategy and returned home.
As soon as I entered the door, I found that there were no lights on in the room. Brother Zha turned on the lights and found Ouyang Minmin lying on the sofa in the living room, covering her stomach with both hands.
"What's wrong with you?" Brother Zha walked over and saw Ouyang Minmin's face turned frighteningly pale.
"My stomach hurts." Ouyang Minmin said.
"What's going on? What did you eat?" Brother Zha asked nervously. I swear, I definitely didn't put boogers in my stewed potatoes.
"No. I am..." Ouyang Minmin opened her mouth to speak, but stopped.
Brother Zha immediately understood. You are here to be your aunt, isn’t it? It seems that Ouyang Minmin is one of the 90% of women who suffer from dysmenorrhea during menstruation. This is the first time she has faced this situation. Brother Zha asked: "
What should I do?"
"Can you help me boil some brown sugar water? And also help me buy a pack of sanitary napkins." Ouyang Minmin said with great difficulty.
Brother Zha said lightly, then jumped up: "What? You asked me to buy you sanitary napkins. Are you kidding me?"
"Then I'll go by myself." Ouyang Minmin struggled to stand up. Brother Zha felt a pain in his heart when he saw it.
"Okay, why are you still trying to show off like this? I'll buy it for you." Brother Zha got up and went back to the bedroom. He found an extra large mask and a pair of sunglasses. After putting them on, he asked, "Minmin, one pack is enough."
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Ouyang Minmin was stunned for a moment and said, "That's enough."
Brother Zha took a few deep breaths, then went out and went straight to the supermarket.
The school supermarket. Brother Zha looked around furtively. Then he came to the shelf of sanitary napkins. ABC. Duoduo. Sophie. I wonder why there are so many brands. They are divided into day and night use. How can I, a man, understand? These things, please don't be regarded as perverts.
It doesn't matter. I'm well-armed. No one can tell. When an ostrich encounters danger, it will bury its head in the sand and use this self-deception method to avoid danger. Brother Zha obviously uses this kind of mentality. Standing In front of the shelves, I thought to myself that no one knows me.
Otherwise, call and ask Yu Xin and the others. Forget it. If they find out that I bought this for my roommate, they will think that I am interested in her, or they will ask me to buy it for them. It is enough to embarrass people once. Never do it again. once.
Anyway, I don’t understand. Why don’t you just take one. Brother Zha picked one up and put it in the basket. Then he bought another pack of plums and a pack of ginger brown sugar. He quickly walked to the checkout counter and lowered his head tightly.
At this time, everyone around looked at Brother Zha with strange eyes. They thought that this man was wrapped so tightly. Why did he buy so many sanitary napkins?
Brother Zha asked the person in front of him to finish the check quickly. At this time, someone tapped him on the shoulder. Then he pulled down his sunglasses: "Holy crap, it's really you, Brother Zha."
When Brother Zha saw Awen, his heart went cold. When Awen took off his sunglasses and called him again, Brother Zha almost vomited blood.
"Damn it. It's not good for you to die. What are you doing here?" Brother Zha hurriedly snatched back his sunglasses and yelled.
"Brother Zha. Why did you buy this? Why did you buy so much? Haha." Awen looked at Brother Zha with a mocking look and said.
"Awen, shut up. I'll treat you to barbecue another day. My roommate has a stomachache. I bought it for her," Brother Zha said.
"Ah. Brother Zha, you are too fast. No, no, no. Brother Zha, you must find me a girlfriend."
"Easy to say. Let me tell you two things." Brother Zha took out his phone and pulled out a photo and said, "Is this girl pretty?"
Awen's eyes lit up and he nodded hastily: "Beautiful."
"I'll introduce you to you another day. But whether it works or not depends on your ability." Brother Zha said and put on his phone. He thought that the pictures on the Internet could also deceive you.
Under the different look in the cashier's eyes, Brother Zha paid the bill and hurried home. He took off his mask and sunglasses. Just as he was about to take a breath, he yelled: "Ah, why are you here?"
Xiaorui rubbed Ouyang Minmin's belly and said, "I got a call from Minmin and came over to see if I bought sanitary napkins."
Brother Zha: "..."
"What are you still doing? Why don't you go boil some brown sugar water?"
Brother Zha: "..."
"What's wrong? I'm stupid." Xiaorui asked.
"Can you tie up the waistband of her pants?" Brother Zha turned away with difficulty and said.
"Shameless." Xiaorui picked up the pillow and threw it over.
Brother Zha flashed into the kitchen and said: "I didn't mean it. Who told you to be careless? It hurts my pure eyes." After cooking the brown sugar water, Brother Zha brought it to Ouyang Minmin: "Drink it while it's hot. Yep. There is also a pack of plums. I’ll fill a hot water bottle later. Go to bed early. Remember not to eat cold food. Student Xiaorui, just stay with her tonight.”
"You are quite caring about people." Xiaorui said.
Brother Zha lay on the sofa and said, "I regret sharing the apartment with her more and more now. It would be a shame to buy it today..."
"Thank you, Long Xiaozha." Ouyang Minmin said softly as she lay in Xiaorui's arms.
Brother Zha was stunned. He waved his hands hurriedly: "You're welcome. I'm going to bed. I hope you'll feel better tomorrow.