Damn it. I'm going to sue you for murder. Brother Zha touched his forehead with his left hand. He silently grabbed a handful in the air with his right hand. Sooner or later, he'll make you scream.
Brother Zha seldom cares about his appearance. He can wear clothes whenever he feels comfortable. But when he walked into the living room again wearing his shabby clothes, Ouyang Minmin frowned and strictly ordered Brother Zha to change.
Brother Zha shrugged his shoulders and said, "No more. I only have this kind of clothes." Then he raised his eyebrows and said, "If you think I will embarrass you, then I won't go."
Ouyang Minmin endured it and said, "I'll go to the commercial street and buy a suit for you."
Brother Zha was immediately "very surprised" and said: "Is it true? I just saw a four-leaf clover sportswear yesterday. It only cost 2,000 yuan."
Ouyang Minmin really wanted to pick up her schoolbag and slap Brother Zha on the ground. What do you mean, only two thousand yuan? Do you think it is very little? Ouyang Minmin, who has just experienced the crisis, is now very frugal. She has never felt bad about spending money before. Now every day She has to think about where she should spend a dollar. In the past, two thousand dollars might have been just money for her to buy a random cosmetic. But now she knows that two thousand dollars can buy a lot of things.
Forget it. Just because he helped me. Ouyang Minmin held back again and said: "Okay. You can buy whatever clothes you like. You are a boy who looks slovenly all day long. You are not afraid of being fucked when you go out. What a joke." I was about to say how could a girl like you like you. Suddenly I remembered that Brother Zha has a very beautiful girlfriend. I immediately choked back the next words. My mind was filled with confusion.
"Hey, can you walk faster?" Ouyang Minmin called back several times while walking on the road. But Brother Zha still walked forward slowly.
"I'm in a hurry to reincarnate. It's still early tomorrow morning. Why are you panicking?" Brother Zha's answer was devastating.
Ouyang Minmin sighed and said, "Let's go quickly. It seems like you haven't woken up yet."
Brother Zha said: "I'm hungry and have no energy."
"I'll take you to dinner later." Ouyang Minmin said helplessly. How could I meet such a top-notch person? Oh my God, why should I ask him to buy a computer with me?
"I told you earlier. Let's go quickly. I want to eat the big meat buns from Maobuli in front of the school." Brother Zha suddenly accelerated. Ouyang Minmin was immediately shocked. Ah, is this the legendary Lingbo Weibu?
Getting on the bus to Communications City. Brother Zha was like a kid who suddenly got Transformers. He touched his clothes fondly. He held a big meat bun in his left hand and gnawed it. When it got oily, he immediately wiped it on his pants. Then he blinked and said: Ouyang Minmin said harshly: "What are you looking at? I told you to eat but you didn't."
"I just bought you some clothes, please take good care of them, please." Ouyang Minmin was furious.
Brother Zha said: "If you buy it for me, it's mine. You don't have to worry about it."
"..." Ouyang Minmin turned away and looked out the window. Her chest rose and fell sharply. She was obviously very angry.
The bus was very crowded. Ouyang Minmin stood carefully, fearing that others would accidentally touch her body. But it was very tiring. After a while, Ouyang Minmin could no longer stand.
"Let's get off the car. I can't stand any longer." Ouyang Minmin turned around and said. But she found that there was no figure of Brother Zha behind her. She quickly looked around and found that Brother Zha was sitting behind and chatting with someone.
This evil person doesn't call me when he has a seat. When a grown man goes out with a girl, he doesn't know that he has a seat to give to others.
"Hi, wife, come here. I've got a seat for you." Brother Zha and Ouyang Minmin's eyes met. Seeing Ouyang Minmin's cute look with her cheeks puffed out, she immediately shouted.
Ah, his girlfriend was also in the car. Ouyang Minmin suddenly felt sad. Although she wanted to confirm, she stared out the window tightly. From the corner of her eyes, she looked at the couple sitting in front of her. They were so close to each other. .She suddenly felt like she had lost something. She felt very uncomfortable.
"Hey, Minmin. Didn't you hear me?" Brother Zha made a paper ball and hit Ouyang Minmin on the head.
Ouyang Minmin's heart skipped a beat and she hurriedly said: "Who is your wife? Shut up." But she didn't know why she was happy in her heart.
The girl next to Brother Zha laughed and said, "I must have made your girlfriend angry."
Brother Zha scratched his scalp and said: "Hey, it's not easy to coax. I'm like a tigress at home. I'm either asked to kneel on the washboard or instant noodles. I'm even asked to kneel on the computer motherboard. I have to watch it every day while doing laundry and cooking. Child. She is still angry at me."
"Ah. How could this happen? Can you bear it?" the girl asked in surprise.
Brother Zha said helplessly: "Who made me like her? I can't help it. This is love."
There was a bang. An apple hit Brother Zha's nose. Brother Zha's nose suddenly felt sore and numb. Two lines of tears immediately flowed out. Seeing Ouyang Minmin take out another apple from the bag, Brother Zha said to the side The girl said: "See, you have to use this method to care for me. I love and hate you at the same time."
This evil man. Ouyang Minmin didn't want to pay attention to him. But after standing for a while, someone kept touching her chest inadvertently. And the man looked even more vulgar than Brother Zha. She couldn't stand it anymore. She squeezed to the back and faced Brother Zha. Said: "Hey, let me sit for a while."
Brother Zha pretended not to hear and looked out the window.
Ouyang Minmin pushed Brother Zha's shoulder: "Long Xiaozha, please let me sit down for a while. I can't stand any longer."
Brother Zha turned around with a fierce look on his face: "What are you doing?"
"Okay, can I apologize to you? Let me sit for a while." Ouyang Minmin blinked and acted cute.
Brother Zha stood up quickly and said, "Don't make such a disgusting expression. I'm about to vomit."
Ouyang Minmin hurriedly sat down and felt a sense of relief. Sitting still felt better. Suddenly, she felt that Brother Zha was not so annoying after all.
Suddenly feeling guilty, he asked: "Long Xiaozha, does your nose hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt. I've practiced." Brother Zha didn't look at her. Instead, he stared at the thigh of a girl in front of him. He was still wearing stockings this season. Aren't you afraid of the cold?
"I'm sorry." Ouyang Minmin apologized softly.
Brother Zha took a sip but didn't answer. After a while, he came back to his senses and asked, "You were talking to me just now."
It's so embarrassing. Ouyang Minmin felt that everyone in the car was looking at her. She hurriedly looked out the window. Evil man, I shouldn't have apologized to you at all.
"Please pull up the handrails when the vehicle starts. Report the station ahead. Jiangzhou Communication City."
Brother Zha continued: "Please take other people's wives with you. Get other people's luggage and prepare to get off. Please don't walk on the sidewalk when getting off."
Ouyang Minmin stood up and punched Brother Zha: "You are so annoying."
"Let's go. Wife, get ready to get off the car." Brother Zha said with a smile.
"Who is your wife? Shut up," Ouyang Minmin shouted.
The girl also stood up and said, "Let's forget it when we quarrel. Don't take it too seriously. I just bullied my boyfriend all the time and scared him away. Hey..." After saying this, the girl left with a sad look on her face. Arrived at the door.
Ouyang Minmin grabbed Brother Zha's clothes: "Long Xiaozha, if you dare to call me wife again, I can't spare you."
"Yes, wife." Brother Zha laughed and jumped to the door.
Jiangzhou Communications City. I don’t know how many students have been tricked and abducted by profiteers. And there is a fake production base here. If you don’t know the business, you can easily be deceived.
Ouyang Minmin has a common problem with most girls. She has a soft spot for good-looking or cute things. Brother Zha persuaded her to give up those good-looking but junk computers. The one recommended by Brother Zha
The notebook was rejected because Ouyang Minmin thought it was too ugly.
Finally, I chose a notebook with good appearance and good configuration. Ouyang Minmin asked: "Boss, how much does this machine cost?"
When the boss saw the fat sheep coming to the door, he smiled as if he were facing God: "Ah, you are a discerning person. This notebook is the best-selling one recently. I just received a batch of goods today. The supply exceeds the demand every day.
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"Oh. Don't say that. Just say how much it is." Brother Zha looked at him with an unkind expression.
The boss rolled his eyes and said: "Six thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine. If you really want to buy it, I will give you a 20% discount and give you a mouse pad and camera."
"Boss, you dare to ask for this price for this configuration. Forget it. Wife, let's go. Didn't that place just cost 4,000 yuan?" Brother Zha took the notebook and put it on the counter. He took Ouyang Min with him.
Min will leave.
Ouyang Minmin felt strange. When had we chosen this notebook elsewhere?
"Hey, classmate, please give me a price. Don't leave." The boss shouted hurriedly.
Brother Zha turned around and said: "This laptop looks good in terms of configuration. But lately, there have been problems with the screen. And its after-sales service is very bad. So sales are declining sharply. Boss, I can't let you lose money. What about 3970?"
Sample."
"Then you'd better buy it elsewhere. I'll lose money at this price." The boss immediately shook his head.
"Take it. I wish you a prosperous business." Brother Zha pulled Ouyang Minmin away again.
"What are you doing?" Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but ask.
"Shut up." Brother Zha said fiercely, "You prodigal bitch."
"Who are you calling a prodigal bitch?" Ouyang Minmin broke away from Brother Zha's hand and kicked Brother Zha.
At this time, the boss shouted: "Student, the price you gave is really low. How about four thousand yuan? I will earn you ten yuan."
Damn it. You only earn ten yuan. Then you have already drank the northwest wind. Forget it. The price is about the same. Everyone is just living for a living. It is not easy. The price was negotiated. Brother Zha asked Ouyang Minmin to pay.
Then I asked the boss for a cheap USB flash drive, headphones, and mouse.
"Come back if you need anything in the future." The boss said politely.
Why should I come to you if I have physical needs? Brother Zha nodded and said to Ouyang Minmin: "What's wrong? Don't think about it. Your walnut brain can't understand it."
"Shut up." Ouyang Minmin yelled. Then he was delighted and patted Brother Zha on the head: "I didn't expect you to be quite good at bargaining."
Brother Zha pushed her hand away: "Don't touch me. Be careful and I will sue you for molestation."
"What's wrong? Let's go. Let's go back." Ouyang Minmin bought a computer and was happy but not angry.
"Wait a minute." Brother Zha walked over to the boss again and took out his bank card: "Give me three more. Swipe your card."
The boss was stunned for a moment. Although he didn’t know why this person wanted so much, it would be an idiot to not do it when there was business. He couldn’t help but smile and hurriedly picked up the goods for Brother Zha. Then he gave Brother Zha 20 less for each unit.
Yuan. And give extra cleaning kit.
"Why did you buy so much?" Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but ask.
"I can't just smash it and play with it." After Brother Zha finished speaking, he took out his phone and called Wang Yafei: "Wife, I bought you a laptop for each of Yu Xin and Xiao Ling'er. I will send it to you in the evening."