In the evening, Zhuang Yan finally called and arranged to meet at the train station.
Brother Zha was walking around in boredom at the train station. He felt hungry, so he bought a pancake and a bottle of water, and squatted on the side of the road to eat and drink.
Someone patted Brother Zha on the shoulder and asked, "Handsome guy, are you staying in a hotel?"
Brother Zha looked up and saw a woman wearing heavy makeup and said, "How much does it cost? Do you have that?"
The woman chuckled and said, "Brother, to tell you the truth, we have everything from mature women in their forties to lolita who are thirteen or fourteen years old. We also buy one and get one free, which is great value for money."
Brother Zha swallowed the food in his mouth and asked, "How much does it cost?"
When the woman saw that Brother Zha was attracted, she stretched out four fingers. Brother Zha asked, "Four dollars, okay, I'll go."
The woman rolled her eyes at Brother Zha and chuckled: "Brother is really good at joking, four hundred yuan,"
Brother Zha stood up and stuffed the plastic bag into her pocket: "I have traveled all over the country and seen thousands of things, but it only costs thirty yuan a night."
Upon hearing this, the woman hurriedly added: "Oh, brother, I haven't finished talking yet. This is not the opening of a new store. To thank new and old customers, we are offering a discount. We are offering a 10% discount now. It is super affordable."
Brother Zha squirted out a mouthful of water. Oh my god, this is also a popular promotion now, "Sorry, I don't have any money. I just escaped from prison. I have to kill a few more to get some money."
As soon as the woman heard this, she ran away. Brother Zha laughed and gave the bottle to the old woman who was picking up the waste. He said to himself: "I want to say that I am a pig butcher, but you can run faster."
I walked around the square of the train station and didn't see any beautiful women. When I lowered my head, I saw a wallet on the ground.
I wonder what kind of thieves are trying to swindle money. I looked through it and found that there was indeed a thick stack of banknotes inside, but they were all fake.
Brother Zha picked up the wallet, and someone immediately came over and said: "Hey, buddy, you picked up the wallet, we met again,"
At this time, another person came over, looking down as if he was looking for something. At this time, the person who wanted to share the money with Brother Zha said: "It seems that the owner is here. When he asks later, we will say we didn't see it."
Brother Zha laughed and shouted to the man: "Hey, you lost your wallet, didn't you? He found it," he said, thrusting the wallet to the stunned man next to him: "Don't do such unskilled work in the future, I I’ve deceived all of China, but you dare to play this little trick on me,”
"You are also traveling with me," the man put his wallet into his trouser pocket, and then waved to his companion: "Lengzi, don't let him go, we have met an expert,"
Brother Zha said: "You can't deceive much all year round, and you are still on tenterhooks. Sometimes when you meet someone who is awesome, you will be beaten up,"
When the man heard this, his eyes couldn't help but turn red: "It comes to my mind. This industry is not easy to do. The media exposure is so great now. We have been wandering here for a week and no one has picked up the wallet. It's not easy." You picked it up, but I didn't expect you were still traveling together,"
Brother Zha laughed and took out a thread-bound local book from his arms and flashed it in front of their eyes: "When I went down the mountain, my master gave me a book, which contains all kinds of scams and secret thief skills in China over the past hundreds of years. I have firmly grasped it, but I am terminally ill and may die soon, so I might as well sell it to you so that I can pass on my mantle and create fraud again, the pinnacle of glory in the world of thieves.
If you are willing to become my teacher and pay a tuition fee of 1,000 yuan, I will teach you the life-long scam my master taught me and give you this "Book of Cheating and Stealing"."
The two of them looked at each other, their eyes full of suspicion. We are all liars. Do you think I will believe your lies? The two of them looked at Brother Zha with disbelief and thought, what kind of crap is this?
Brother Zha said, I will show it to you now, and then there was a mobile phone in his hand: "Did you see, in an instant, your mobile phone was in my hand, and its waistband was already at my feet,"
"Master, please accept our obeisance." The two of them were shocked for only a few seconds and hurriedly knelt down.
"Master, we only have 600 yuan, you see..." The two of them worked together, that's all.
Brother Zha grabbed it and put the book in their hands: "You guys take a look at the first volume of this book first. I'll get the second volume for you. Wait for me and don't go too far."
The two villains also came out to deceive people. Brother Zha took the money and laughed heartily. At this time, Zhuang Yan called and the matter was settled.
The plant was put in a special bottle. After solemnly handing it to Brother Zha, he said: "I asked a famous master from Wenhai to carve your thing. He said he hadn't seen such a good thing in thirty years. I agreed." They processed it for me for free, and even said that I could just buy a pair of bracelets, and the rest could be carved into a handicraft, which would be priceless."
"This kind of master has been dealing with jade all his life. They dream of being able to process a fine piece of jade with his own hands. They are very happy if he does it for you for free. Thank you Zhuang Yan, you have helped me a lot," Brother Zha held Zhuang Yan's hand again. said.
"Why are you so polite? By the way, what do you want this for? How did you know about this kind of plant?" Zhuang Yan asked strangely.
Brother Zha immediately lied: "I saw it in a foreign magazine. My girlfriend has a disease. Only this can save her life. In my heart, she is more important than my life. As long as she can get better, I don't care about anything," Brother Zha looked forward with burning eyes, and the word "affectionate" solemnly appeared in his mind.
"Brother Zha, because of your deep affection, I, Zhuang Yan, have made you my friend," Zhuang Yan said excitedly, holding Brother Zha's hand.
Brother Zha nodded, took out Sanjiang, and was about to knock out one when Zhuang Yan stopped him. Zhuang Yan took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, which were specially provided by Red Panda: "Smoking this, I stole it from my father." ,"
"Are we good friends," Brother Zha asked.
Zhuang Yan nodded and said, "Yes,"
Brother Zha grabbed the integrated cigarette with his hand and said, "What if you give it to me?"
"You are so shameless," Zhuang Yan's eyes widened in distress.
After talking for a while, Brother Zha said goodbye to him and agreed to meet him when he was free. There was also the last medicinal ingredient. Brother Zha wanted to continue looking for it, but he had no time to continue talking nonsense to him.
Tianshan Snow Lotus is a plant that has been mythologized in novels. A white-haired witch can turn back to black hair after eating it. People whose martial arts have been abolished can become masters again. People who have been poisoned by strange poisons can regain their health. Countless people have come forward. The Tianshan Snow Lotus has almost disappeared in recent years. Fortunately, the crackdown on illegal harvesting has been very strong in recent years, and the Tianshan Snow Lotus has been well protected, so Brother Zha easily picked one.
After preparing the medicinal materials, Brother Zha returned home, dusted himself off, and knocked on the door. Ouyang Minmin should be at home at this time.
"Hello, Ouyang Minmin, are you at home?" Brother Zha rang the doorbell, but no one answered.
"You're back," a voice suddenly sounded from behind. Even though Brother Zha was brave, he was startled: "My God, when did you stand behind me?"
Ouyang Minmin opened the door and said, "You haven't been back all day and night. Where have you been?"
This is a secret that cannot be told. Brother Zha just made up a lie: "Oh, I went hiking, I love sports the most,"
"Nonsense, it has been raining in Jiangzhou from noon yesterday to this morning, and you are still hiking," Ouyang Minmin immediately exposed Brother Zha's lie.
Brother Zha was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "I actually..."
"Why do you have to explain to me? You don't have to say anything. It's none of my business to go wherever you like." Ouyang Minmin entered the room and slammed the door.
Brother Zha glared, holy shit, you were the one who asked me where I was going, and you were the one who said it was none of your business. I provoked you. Do you have a crush on me? I lied to you. You are sad. Haha, Brother Zha is very sad. He shook his hair narcissistically and then returned to the room.
Now that all the medicinal materials have been prepared, it’s time to ask the old man how to make the medicine.
After hurriedly washing up and getting into bed, Brother Zha entered the dream space: "Grandpa, I have found all the medicinal materials. How do I prepare the medicine?"
The old man bit his nails: "Idiot, boil it in water."
Brother Zha yelled: "Nonsense, I don't know how to boil it with water,"
"Cook it over slow fire and use purified water, but there is still a missing ingredient," the old man said.
Brother Zha hurriedly asked: "What kind of medicine introduction?"
"Your little brother," the old man said seriously.
Brother Zha was stunned, looked down at his crotch, then raised his head with difficulty and asked: "Are you... joking?"
"Haha, of course I'm joking," the old man laughed, leaning forward and back.
Brother Zha breathed a sigh of relief and then cursed: "Idiot, old guy, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up,"
"Then you have to be able to beat me. Okay, the medicine introduction is very simple, just three red dates will be enough," the old man said.
"So simple,"
"Okay, hurry up and save your Yoyo, but you have to be prepared to lose your powers. You may have to use all your energy," the old man said seriously.
Brother Zha nodded and said, "I have already thought about it. Even if she leaves me in the future, I will not regret it."
"You are indeed a lover, just like I was when I was young," the old man praised.
"But it's an indisputable fact that I'm handsomer than you," Brother Zha squinted at the old man forty-five degrees, "
"I advise you to think about it again,"
Brother Zha shook his head and said: "No need to think about it, I have already thought about it clearly. Men do go crazy sometimes for women,"
Coming out of the dream space, Brother Zha opened his eyes, then shouted, backed away desperately, holding the quilt with both hands to protect his chest: "What are you doing?"
Ouyang Minmin knelt beside the bed and said, "I'm hungry."
"You cook for yourself when you're hungry. Why are you staring at me with such big eyes? I don't know if I would be shocked when I wake up and see your bull's-eyes. If I had a heart disease, I'd probably be in the crematorium by now,"
"But it turns out that you are very healthy. Can you cook for me? The food you cooked is really delicious. I didn't eat it yesterday. The food I made didn't taste good at all, so I had to go there again. "Canteen," Ouyang Minmin pulled Brother Zha's quilt, but Brother Zha didn't hold on tight at this time. As a result... Ouyang Minmin screamed and almost shattered the glass: "Ah, pervert, why don't you wear clothes?"
Brother Zha glanced at Brother Zha, and then put on his clothes: "You looked at my body, tell me how to cover my position, or you can pledge yourself to me,"
"Go to hell, you're so shameless, sleeping without any clothes on," Ouyang Minmin said with a red face.
Brother Zha chuckled and said: "First of all, you entered my room without my permission. You scared me and I didn't care about you. And you also tried to molest me. I don't care about you anymore. I'm such a person." Big hearted,”
"Go to hell, hurry up and cook," Ouyang Minmin said, "If you cook, I'll peel an apple for you."
"It must be a poisonous apple, I don't want to be Snow White," Brother Zha walked into the kitchen and said.
Ouyang Minmin rolled her eyes at Brother Zha, but suddenly her brain suddenly changed and she rushed into the kitchen and kicked Brother Zha: "You said I am a vicious queen!"