Brother Zha dodged Ouyang Minmin's big foot and said: "Such a fierce old woman, be careful no one will marry you in the future."
Ouyang Minmin pinched her waist with her left hand and touched the kitchen knife on the chopping board with her right hand: "Who do you think you are? Believe it or not, I will chop you to death."
"It's quite spicy, I like it, but if you keep holding the kitchen knife, I'm afraid you can only eat plain rice tonight," Brother Zha motioned her to look at the vegetables on the table.
Bang, Ouyang Minmin slashed with his knife, narrowly missing Brother Zha's hand, and kicked the door away with a grunt.
Brother Zha yelled: "Damn, are you serious?"
"Hurry up and cook. Go to the supermarket with me tonight. There is nothing to eat at home," Ouyang Minmin shouted outside.
"Let me tell you, I don't have money. I'll cook for you, but you have to buy the food," Brother Zha said immediately.
Ouyang Minmin shouted: "I have never seen such a stingy person like you, and I didn't even ask you to buy it. Really,"
Soon, the rice was steamed, and the stir-fried meat with tomatoes, eggs, and mushrooms was completed and placed on the table. Brother Zha pulled them all to him and only gave Ouyang Minmin a bowl of white rice.
"Let's eat. Look, you are so fat. You see your breasts are swollen. You should lose weight." Brother Zha glanced at Ouyang Minmin's breasts, then took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth: "It tastes really good." good,"
Ouyang Minmin shouted: "Shameless guy, how can I eat just a bowl of white rice?"
Brother Zha picked up the plate and gave her some soup: "That's enough, don't take in too many calories at night,"
Ouyang Minmin watched Brother Zha pour a little bit of vegetable soup for herself, and finally couldn't help it anymore: "Long Xiaozha, I bought the vegetables," he grabbed the plate and poured half of the vegetables into his bowl.
Brother Zha hurriedly went to grab it: "You just took away a piece of meat, hey... forget it, I see you are so pitiful, I will let you eat it,"
Ouyang Minmin felt that she would vomit blood if she continued talking to Brother Zha, so she immediately lowered her head to eat and ignored Brother Zha again.
Eating this way was fast. After the meal, Brother Zha didn't argue with her. He also knew that she, the eldest lady, couldn't do housework. He cleared the table, washed the pots and dishes, and then used the kind of stunts that only appear in movies. He peeled an apple and quickly made a few cuts on it. The apple was divided into eight even pieces. Brother Zha stretched out his hand and pushed it in front of Ouyang Minmin and handed her a toothpick: "Look at what you are looking at and eat it."
"Long Xiaozha, do you know martial arts?" Ouyang Minmin asked, looking at the apples on the plate.
Brother Zha laughed and said: "How can I know any martial arts? I practiced it by selling fruit with adults when I was a child."
"You are so rich and you still sell fruit," Ouyang Minmin asked.
Brother Zha shook his head and said: "Being rich now does not mean being rich in the past. If I don't tell you this, let's go. Aren't you going to the supermarket?"
"Oh, okay," Ouyang Minmin nodded, looked at Brother Zha for a while, and then went to get dressed.
There are two supermarkets in the commercial street. Ouyang Minmin and Brother Zha had a disagreement about which supermarket to go to, and Brother Zha suggested using the oldest method of scissors and baggage hammer to decide whose opinion to listen to.
"Ready, scissors," Brother Zha yelled and stretched out his bag, completely defeating Ouyang Minmin. Looking at Ouyang Minmin's stunned look, Brother Zha smiled very treacherously.
The task of pushing the cart was given to Brother Zha. Brother Zha pushed the cart and followed Ouyang Minmin, watching Ouyang Minmin put various vegetables into the cart. Then Brother Zha put many vegetables back until Ouyang Minmin I discovered Brother Zha’s behavior.
"What did you do? Why did you put them all back?" Ouyang Minmin asked.
Brother Zha said, "You think I'm a restaurant chef, but I can't cook all kinds of dishes."
"You can't learn if you don't know how to do it," Ouyang Minmin's words made Brother Zha glare.
Brother Zha looked at Ouyang Minmin very dissatisfied: "It's good to make it for you to eat, but there are so many problems. You should be grateful from the bottom of your heart. I make it for you to eat every day, but you are not touched at all." If you don't know how to repay your kindness and don't ask me what I like to eat, your motherland has taught you so many years in vain."
Ouyang Minmin immediately retorted: "If I hadn't taken you in, you wouldn't even have a place to sleep now. You are the one who should repay the kindness. I really didn't expect that people like you could come out of the education of the motherland."
Ouyang Minmin took a pack of ribs and suddenly showed a gentle smile to Brother Zha: "Long Xiaozha, I made a mistake just now. You can stew the ribs for me."
Brother Zha looked at Ouyang Minmin with a smile, and suddenly turned serious: "Don't even think about it."
"You..." Ouyang Minmin pointed at Brother Zha and was speechless for a long time.
In addition to vegetables, Ouyang Minmin bought a lot of snacks. Perhaps because of her conscience, she also bought some for Brother Zha. However, Brother Zha was not grateful. He picked his nostrils, shook his thighs, and looked at Ouyang Minmin with evil intentions. Little butt.
"Hello classmate, you don't have enough money in your card," the cashier said to Ouyang Minmin.
"No, how much are these in total?" Ouyang Minmin opened her wallet and asked.
"The total is three hundred and twenty-two yuan and thirty cents. You have change in your membership card, so you only need to give me three hundred and twenty-two yuan," the cashier said.
Ouyang Minmin asked again: "How much money do I still have in my card?"
The cashier said there was nothing he could do.
Brother Zha took out the VIP card of the Hundred City Chain given to him by Uncle Fu: "You prodigal bitch, you lost all your money playing cards again, so use this."
When the cashier saw Brother Zha's VIP card, his attitude immediately became very respectful: "Okay, please wait a moment,"
Ouyang Minmin pointed to Brother Zha's VIP card and asked, "How come you have this?"
Brother Zha said: "It's none of your business."
"You..." Ouyang Minmin was speechless again.
"Life is really hard. I spent hundreds of dollars on food for nothing. Hey, when are you going to pay me back?" Brother Zha asked after leaving the supermarket.
This person is really awesome. Ouyang Minmin grabbed the plastic bag and said, "I just won't give it back to you."
"Take it, you don't have to pay it back, just let me kiss you," Brother Zha said with a smile.
"Shameless person,"
Brother Zha bared his teeth and said, "Who said I have no teeth? They are much whiter than yours." There were still some vegetable leaves on Brother Zha's teeth, and Ouyang Minmin couldn't help laughing.
"I'm really impressed by you, so you can't talk to me properly," Ouyang Minmin said, stamping her feet.
Brother Zha smiled and suddenly became quiet. After a while, he took the plastic bag from Ouyang Minmin's hand.
"What's wrong with you?" Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but feel strange when she saw Brother Zha being quiet.
"It's nothing. Don't you want me to talk to you properly? I am a schizophrenic person, and now I have another personality," Brother Zha said.
"Schizophrenia," Ouyang Minmin looked at Brother Zha in surprise.
"You're kidding, look, I brought the ribs. Let's stew the ribs for you tonight. To be honest, I haven't even cooked for my girlfriends," Brother Zha chuckled and looked at the moon in the sky. .
Ouyang Minmin asked hurriedly: "What did you mean when you said... them? How many girlfriends do you have?"
Brother Zha stretched out his fingers and started counting: "It's not that many, to be precise, there should be five,"
"What, are you kidding?" Ouyang Minmin felt incredible.
"I'm not kidding, I have a lot of stories with each of them. Hey, why are I talking to a kid like you so much? You don't understand," Brother Zha said and walked to the front.
Ouyang Minmin looked at Brother Zha behind his back for a long time, not knowing what he was thinking.