The first class in the morning was at 8:30. Brother Zha set the alarm clock at 7:20 so that he would have enough time to wash up and eat. He accidentally set the electronic clock to the wrong time. He pressed it multiple times and didn’t notice it. So when When Brother Zha was awakened by the alarm, he jumped up like crazy.
Damn it. How could I make such a stupid mistake? I hurriedly put on my clothes. I saw there was fried dough sticks and soy milk in the living room. I grabbed one and stuffed it into my mouth. Then I took another one and finished the bowl in three gulps. Then he put the soy milk in his bag and quickly ran to the classroom with his textbook.
Look, there are only three minutes left. I can’t use my powers. Isn’t that so annoying? Even so, Brother Zha’s running speed is still amazing. Look, who is that long-legged guy? Wow, Bol. Is he possessed by a special spirit?
As soon as he stepped into the classroom door with his left foot, the bell rang immediately. Brother Zha breathed a sigh of relief. I have been going to school for many years and have never been late. I found a seat and sat down. I found a piece of paper to wipe the oil stains on my hands.
At this time, someone tapped him on the shoulder. Brother Zha turned around. The person said, "Classmate, you are wearing your clothes inside out."
Brother Zha hurriedly took a look. Sure enough, he put his shirt on inside out. This was the time for his shamelessness to show off. He laughed and put his clothes back on: "My family is poor. I'm afraid of getting the new clothes I just bought. It’s dirty, but I don’t have any other clothes to wear, so I have to wear it the other way around.”
The lame lie aroused a burst of ridicule. Brother Zha ignored it. He opened the textbook and listened carefully to the lecture.
Following the teacher, I slowly turned through the pages of the book. Then I saw Zhao Qingyi's photo. Brother Zha once again praised Zhao Qingyi's beauty. I used to think that it was nonsense to say that the fish and the wild goose are hiding behind the moon and the flowers are shy. Now I know that such stunning beauty does exist in the world.
"Hey, buddy, you actually have a photo of Zhao Qingyi. I'll pay you a hundred yuan. Sell it to me." A boy next to him took out a banknote and said.
"One hundred yuan." Brother Zha asked.
Another boy took out three hundred yuan and said, "Three hundred. How about that."
The voices of the two people talking attracted the attention of the students next to them. Those who were close saw the photo in Brother Zha's hand. When they saw someone spending money to buy it, they all passed small notes here.
Three hundred, three hundred and two, four hundred, six hundred...someone even offered a thousand yuan. Brother Zha thought to himself if I could make a lot of money by copying a few and selling them. Brother Zha couldn't help but feel proud of his intelligence. More I was imagining the hot scene of selling photos. The saliva was drooling from the corner of my mouth without even realizing it.
Snap. The saliva fell on the photo. Immediately, a boy raised his fist: "How dare you blaspheme my goddess." Other boys also expressed their intention to fight Brother Zha.
Brother Zha said hurriedly: "I still have many photos of Zhao Qingyi. I'll bring them to you next time."
The boys immediately turned Brother Zha from a public enemy to an idol. They all praised Brother Zha for being handsome, generous and heroic. Brother Zha secretly cursed in his heart, "It's your grandpa's fault. If I don't give you a hard blow, I'll be sorry for my reputation as a Zhalong."
"What's going on with the students in the back? What time did they come to class?" the philosophy teacher pointed at the back and yelled.
The eyes of the whole classroom were focused on the back door. Then there was a roar of laughter. I wonder what happened to these five people. Living mummies.
Brother Zha saw Li Jun and others standing at the back door. He took the initiative to say hello to them: "Li Jun, come and sit here. There is room next to me."
When Li Jun saw Brother Zha, his legs immediately became weak: "Thank you...thank you, monitor." He didn't even dare to speak too loudly, for fear that Brother Zha would go crazy again.
Jiang Xiaobei originally didn't dare to go to class. He was afraid of being beaten again by Brother Zha. Now when he saw Brother Zha's smile, he thought it was the smile of the devil. Brother Zha's fat beating had already caused fear in the depths of his soul. .I dare not look directly into Brother Zha’s eyes. But I always feel that Brother Zha is staring at him.
"Students in the back, please sit down quickly. Look at your appearance. You are all adults. You still like to fight. Hey... young people today..." The philosophy teacher began to talk at length again.
"I asked you to come and sit down. Didn't you hear me?" Brother Zha said, pointing to a few empty seats next to him.
Yang Qi had already put on new glasses. The original ones were crushed by Brother Zha. He hurriedly obeyed the order and sat next to Brother Zha. The other four people also sat down one after another.
"Class... monitor. This is my breakfast. Do you want to eat it?" Xie Ming contributed his bread to Brother Zha.
Brother Zha returned it to him and said, "I've eaten it. Thank you. I was too harsh that day. I'm sorry."
Just like every time he failed an exam and was beaten by his father when he came home, but this time he received gentle forgiveness from his father. Xie Ming suddenly felt a variety of emotions in his heart. Looking at Brother Zha, he couldn't help but shed tears: "Monitor. I'm sorry. I provoked you first."
"I hope we can live in harmony in the future." Brother Zha said, extending his hand.
Xie Ming was as excited as his first kiss. He wiped his hands on his clothes vigorously. Then he held Brother Zha's hand with both hands and said, "Monitor, thank you for forgiving me. You are really broad-minded."
Brother Zha looked at Li Jun again: "Li Jun. Why don't you talk to me?"
Li Jun originally thought he was the master of the class. But now he was beaten in such a miserable state that he not only did not dare to fight back, but also could no longer feel any resistance. Brother Zha's violence and toughness deeply touched his nerves. That day The scene where Brother Zha inserted half of a stick into Brother Tiger's thigh left an indelible impression on him.
"Squad leader, I'm sorry. Please forgive me." Li Jun has always enjoyed bullying others since he was a child. This is the first time he has apologized to someone.
Brother Zha chuckled and patted Li Jun on the shoulder: "We are all classmates. We must unite in the future."
Jiang Xiaobei presented his collection of cigarettes: "Monitor, I see you love smoking the most. This is the limited edition Sanjiang from my collection. I give it to you. Please forgive me." Seeing Brother Zha's eyes looking wrong, he hurriedly said: "Monitor, I will definitely do this this time. Not firecrackers."
Brother Zha laughed and said, "It's okay. I quite like the feeling of being bombed."
It turned out that the squad leader was so approachable. Jiang Xiaobei felt warm in his heart and decided to be a good person from now on.
Yang Qi put his tablet in front of Brother Zha and said: "Monitor, all your data now, except for money, are full marks. Monitor, I don't mean to laugh at you."
Brother Zha smiled and said: "You are quite interesting. I also dropped your laptop. I'm really sorry. How about I accompany you to get a new one."
"No, no, no, I don't need that little money. I've wanted to throw it away for a long time but never found the time." Yang Qi said hurriedly.
This flattery was so comfortable. Brother Zha stared at Chen Dongdong with a cold tone: "Chen Dongdong, let me ask you, what are the Three Dragons of Jiangsu and Zhejiang?"
Chen Dongdong hurriedly replied: "It's a gang in the school. Didn't you beat them up, monitor? But they were not brought by me. They were brought by Bi Yuntao. I just asked Bi Yuntao to help me teach you a lesson. Well... monitor, I'll do it again I don’t dare anymore.”
The three dragons from Jiangsu and Zhejiang who were domineering in school were beaten by the monitor. Chen Dongdong was completely scared. Brother Zha thought about the scene of beating those people. He couldn't help laughing. Hey, why bother with these idiots?
"It's okay. Chen Dongdong. I hope we will all be good classmates in the future." Brother Zha looked at Chen Dongdong sincerely and said.
Chen Dongdong hurriedly grabbed Brother Zha's hand and said, "Squad leader, it was all my fault in the past. I was wrong."
"What's on your hands?" Brother Zha suddenly pulled his hand away and asked.
"I just picked my nose and forgot to wipe it."
"Hahahaha. You kid." Brother Zha laughed. The others also laughed.
Li Jun sighed and said: "Squad leader, we have never known each other before. From today on, we are good classmates. If you have any questions in the future, just ask. We will help if we can."
Brother Zha said: "We are all classmates. We are supposed to live in harmony. I tolerated you at the beginning, but in the end I couldn't bear it anymore. Don't blame me for being cruel. I do that when I go crazy."
Jiang Xiaobei said: "Squad leader, I will treat you tonight at the Red Rose Hotel. Let's go have a drink."
Brother Zha shook his head hurriedly and said: "How can I let you treat me? I'll treat you tonight. The Malatang restaurant opposite the school. Eat whatever you want."
"...Thank you, squad leader. Malatang is my favorite." Jiang Xiaobei said insincerely.
Chen Dongdong suddenly saw Zhao Qingyi's photo in Brother Zha's book. He couldn't help but said: "Squad leader, you actually have Zhao Qingyi's photo. Do you also like Zhao Qingyi? But I advise you not to think about it. Jiangsu and Zhejiang are pursuing her. There are tens of thousands of people, but none of them have succeeded. Now everyone says she is Shi Nv."
"Shi, what is a girl?" Xie Ming asked.
"It's your sister." Jiang Xiaobei rolled his eyes at Xie Ming, an idiot.
Brother Zha stuffed the photo into the textbook and said: "Who would like this ugly guy? I picked this photo up from the ground. It's just right to use as a bookmark. Isn't it just a girl? She doesn't have one nose and two holes. It doesn't matter whether she's beautiful or ugly. .It’s the same when the lights are turned off.”
Everyone was sweating profusely and did not dare to refute. They all agreed.