There is no one who is better. Ouyang Minmin is really convinced. "Then tell me a joke."
"I only know unhealthy jokes. Do you want to listen?" Brother Zha asked.
"Is your mind full of dirty things?" Ouyang Minmin asked.
Brother Zha knocked on his head and said: "Wrong. There is endless wisdom and knowledge hidden in it."
"Haha. Long Xiaozha. Sometimes I think you are not so annoying." Ouyang Minmin said: "I want to drink water."
Brother Zha immediately brought a bottle of warm mineral water. He opened the lid and inserted a straw: "I know you will be thirsty. Come on, I will drink it for you."
Like a long whale drinking water. A bottle of mineral water was quickly drank by Ouyang Minmin. She looked at Brother Zha with a smile in her eyes. Ouyang Minmin said: "Long Xiaozha, you still have such a side. It's really surprising."
"I also discovered another side of you." Brother Zha said.
"Which side."
"I dreamed of calling people by their names and crying in their arms." The expression of Brother Zha scholar Ouyang Minmin: "Long Xiaozha, don't leave. I'm scared. I..."
"I hate it." Ouyang Minmin was so embarrassed that she pulled the quilt to cover her eyes, hiding herself like an ostrich.
Opening the quilt, Brother Zha was gone. Ouyang Minmin shouted several times, but no one answered. Where did this guy go? Ouyang Minmin looked at the bottle still on the table. Next to the bottle was a small basin. The water inside was still steaming. Ouyang Minmin's eyes were moist again. She bit her lip. Then... smiled.
When Brother Zha returned to the hospital with a coat, the nurse was removing Ouyang Minmin's injection. Brother Zha stood aside with the coat and yawned.
Ouyang Minmin got out of bed and put on her shoes. Brother Zha immediately put on her coat: "You should sleep in your clothes. It will be very cold if you go out directly. Put on your coat."
"You...you just went back to get this." Ouyang Minmin asked, looking at the down jacket he was wearing.
Brother Zha nodded and said, "You can walk on your own now. I won't carry you on my back. You are too heavy."
Ouyang Minmin was moved and said: "Thank you."
"Here we go again. Okay. Let's go now. I have to go back and watch "King Kong Calabash vs. Transformers"." Brother Zha walked out of the ward and turned around and said, "Hey, don't be moved. I won't like you. .”
"Who would like you? I won't be moved." Ouyang Minmin tightened her coat and followed Brother Zha.
After just a few steps, Ouyang Minmin's ankle started to hurt again. Brother Zha sighed and squatted down again: "Pig, come up."
"I can walk by myself." Ouyang Minmin stood up and limped forward. Her expression was very ugly under the pain.
Brother Zha walked up to Ouyang Minmin in a few steps. Without saying a word, he directly put Ouyang Minmin on his shoulders and said, "What a stubborn girl." Then he touched her butt and he and Ouyang Minmin grabbed each other's hair. Go home scolding each other.
"Put me down." After returning home, Brother Zha carried Ouyang Minmin into her bedroom. Ouyang Minmin twisted Brother Zha's ears and said.
Brother Zha said, "That's what you said." After saying that, he threw Ouyang Minmin on the bed.
Ouyang Minmin was dizzy from the fall. She pointed at Brother Zha and shouted: "Long Xiaozha. Don't you know I'm a patient?"
Brother Zha rolled his eyes and said, "Really? A patient can shout so loudly. This is the first time I've seen him."
"you……"
"I'm going to sleep. Don't be afraid and come to my bed. I'm a pure person." Brother Zha yawned and complained: "It's all you. I missed "King Kong Calabash vs. Transformers" 》.”
"Is there such a cartoon?" Ouyang Minmin looked at Brother Zha in surprise.
"Of course there is. Recently, a certain satellite TV broadcast "Zhu Bajie's Ninety-Nine Wives". Children don't know, don't ask. Go to sleep." Brother Zha took a few steps and sighed. Then he walked into the kitchen.
A small bowl of pimple soup with two poached eggs. Brother Zha brought it to Ouyang Minmin and poured her a glass of water: "Who did I offend in my last life? I live in the same house with you. Hey, I ate half of it while it was hot. Take medicine after an hour. It’s going to be very troublesome.”
"Take it away. I won't eat it." Ouyang Minmin felt very sad when she heard Brother Zha's words.
Brother Zha said angrily: "Hey, I made it for you with good intentions."
"Take it away. You don't have to worry about it anymore." Ouyang Minmin turned away and said with red eyes.
Brother Zha sat on the edge of the bed and took Ouyang Minmin's hand and asked, "Hey, do you like me?"
"Go away. Who likes you? You're so narcissistic." Ouyang Minmin turned around and said, "Don't think you can go to heaven just because I give you a smile. Leave my room. Hurry up. How to write the rules of sharing a house? You forgot."
"Damn, you are the only one who can turn your back on others and only a woman can do that. Next time you get sick again, I won't care even if you die right away. It hurts your self-esteem too much." Brother Zha immediately stood up and curled his lips: "You have the ability. Just don’t drink.” After saying that, he went back to his room to sleep.
Brother Zha went out. Ouyang Minmin immediately picked up the pimple soup. After smelling it, he couldn't help but praise: "It's so fragrant." After taking a sip, the feeling became even stronger. Then he drank it with a huff and a bang. Then it crackled. Tears fell into the bowl...
At noon the next day, Brother Zha went home after class. When he walked to the gate of the community, he saw a Porsche parked at the door. Damn, who is such a show off?
A handsome man stepped out of the car. He was holding flowers in his hands and wearing big sunglasses. His hair was slicked back and he looked a bit hairy.
Damn. So coquettish. Brother Zha used perspective to see this person's face clearly through his sunglasses. He couldn't help but be startled. Wang Xiaobailian. What is he doing here? He is still holding flowers. Oh, he is actually chasing Ouyang Minmin right under my nose. I am tired of living.
I found two sticks not far away and inserted them into the exhaust pipe of Wang Yu's sports car. I dumped the garbage in the trash can around the sports car. Brother Zha laughed, shook his thighs, and carried Sanjiang upstairs.
Sure enough, Wang Yu stood outside door 301 with flowers in his hands. He rang the doorbell. Ouyang Minmin opened the door. When he saw that it was Wang Yu and not Brother Zha, his smile was immediately replaced by seriousness.
"Why are you here?" Ouyang Minmin asked.
Wang Yu presented the flowers: "Oh, Minmin. For you."
Eleven red roses, representing single-mindedness. Ouyang Minmin frowned and said, "I'm allergic to flowers." He sneezed a few times and said, "Take it away quickly. Hurry."
Wang Yu was stunned. The carefully selected flowers and packaging turned out to be this result. But he had other preparations. The hardcover limited edition Dafu chocolate was presented with both hands: "Min Min. Chocolate. I asked someone to bring it back from abroad."
Ouyang Minmin was told by Brother Zha that she was as heavy as a pig, so she decided to lose weight. When she saw the chocolate, she immediately waved her hand: "This food contains too many calories. I am losing weight. Thank you for your kindness. You should give it to others."
Brother Zha hid aside and chuckled. Seeing Wang Yu speechless and scratching his head and ears, it made you look down on people with arrogance.
Wang Yu still remained calm: "Minmin, why don't you invite me in and sit down?"
Ouyang Minmin was actually a little moved by Wang Yu's persistent pursuit. He hesitated and said, "Come in."
Wang Yu walked into the room, took a look and said, "Minmin, how can you live in such a place? There is not even a decent piece of furniture here."
Ouyang Minmin said: "I don't need you to point at my residence. Sit down. There is fruit on the table. Get it yourself."
Wang Yu did not sit down. Instead, he walked up to Ouyang Minmin and said, "Minmin, I like you. Don't you know my feelings yet?"
"Wang Yu, feelings are not a matter of one person. You like me but I don't like you. Stop being persistent. I have someone I like." Ouyang Minmin took a step back and said.
"Who? Long Xiaozha?" Wang Yu asked, with the corner of his mouth twitching.
Ouyang Minmin nodded.
Wang Yu yelled in disbelief: "How is it possible? You actually like Long Xiaozha. He is the scumbag who is dressed in rags, can't stand or sit down, is full of bad ideas, and is so lustful and violent."
"Wang Yu, why do you look down on people so much? Do you think you have a superior family background and call others scum?" Ouyang Minmin began to defend Brother Scumbag.
Wang Yu shook his head vigorously and said: "Minmin, tell me if he forced you. Tell me and I will help you teach him a lesson."
"Wang Yu, why do you have to like me when there are so many people who like you?" Ouyang Minmin asked.
Wang Yu sighed and said: "You don't need a reason to like someone. Minmin, please allow me to call you this. I will definitely stick to it." After saying that, he turned and left. He happened to meet Brother Zha entering the door.
"Ah, classmate Wang, long time no see. Is the car downstairs yours? There were a few kids who didn't know what they were doing on it just now." Brother Zha said to Wang Yu.
Wang Yu was shocked. He hurried downstairs and saw that his car was surrounded by garbage. There were two sticks stuck in the exhaust pipe. The passers-by next to him were snickering and yelled: "Long Xiaozha, just wait for me." .I want your feet to point back and your butt to point forward.”
"Why do you keep tit-for-tat with Wang Yu?" Ouyang Minmin pulled Brother Zha and asked.
Brother Zha said: "This is a battle of intelligence and ability between men. And there is a past that no one knows about."
"What happened?" Ouyang Minmin discovered that Brother Zha had many secrets.
"I won't tell you. Unless you kiss me."
"You can go die."
Not long after Wang Yu left, another sports car parked at the gate of the community. People in the community were surprised enough today. In just a short time, they saw two top luxury cars.
A man got out of the car. He was also wearing big sunglasses, covering half of his face. He was wearing a suit and shiny leather shoes. He looked around and then quickly walked towards one of the units.
Brother Zha was teasing Ouyang Minmin. The doorbell rang. Ouyang Minmin muttered: "Why is Wang Yu back again?" She opened the door very unhappy. She couldn't help but be stunned when she saw a handsome guy standing outside the door.
"Who are you looking for?"
"Excuse me, does Long Xiaozha live here?" the handsome guy asked.
"Ah. Love Saint. I have found you. You really live here. Love Saint. You must help me." When the man saw Brother Zha, he immediately took off his glasses and ran towards Brother Zha. Brother Zha took a look. He is actually a city boy.