"Chengzi, I haven't seen you for a few days. You are more and more handsome. What brand of cosmetics do you use? Your skin is so well maintained. Why do you have time to visit me today? Don't call me Love Saint. I am a low-key person. I don't want to let anyone know. People know that I am a master at picking up girls." Brother Zha grabbed Cheng Zai and pushed him down on the sofa, and then said, "With your impatience, you will never catch An Bingyu,"
Unexpectedly, Chengzi hurriedly shook his head and said: "The Saint of Love is not An Bingyu. For twenty days, I tried every means to train my courage, including bungee jumping, skydiving, participating in boxing matches, and closing my eyes. Cross the road..." Brother Zha was very surprised by Han Baicheng's words, and then Chengzi continued: "I have become very brave, so I boldly went to An Bingyu to express my feelings, but after being humiliated by her, I knew How bad I am, I suddenly realized that I know nothing except acting and singing."
Brother Zha hypocritically consoled him: "Chengzi, if you can realize that you are good, it means that you have begun to change. Come on, you still have a long way to go in your future life."
Han Baicheng nodded and continued: "Sage of Love, oh, Brother Zha, I started to learn various skills from then on, I went to learn cooking skills from the chefs in the restaurants, I went to learn shopping from the aunts in the wet market, I went to learn the software from the computer experts, I went to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting from a famous teacher, and then I met her, my art teacher. She was so beautiful, so gentle and kind, I couldn't help but fall in love with her, but she said it was impossible for us to be together. Love Saint, you have to help me,"
Brother Zha's eyes stared three times in a row, and then he began to reprimand Han Baicheng: "Chengzi, why do you want to fall in love with someone else? You let me down so much. How could you do this? I will never interfere with your affairs again. I Long Qingsheng only likes dedicated people," Brother Zha said hypocritically, with no trace of panic on his expression. How could others see a single flaw in the eternal emperor of the hypocritical world.
Han Baicheng stood up in fear and said hurriedly: "Brother Zha, I know it was me who fell in love with someone else, because in my heart, I suddenly realized that although An Bingyu is my goddess, she will always be elusive and out of reach. Yes, she is becoming more and more perfect in my heart. I can't chase her at all. It's better to keep perfection in my heart. Maybe I haven't always liked An Bingyu, because when I see my art teacher, I will He dances very well, but I don’t feel that way about An Bingyu,”
Han Baicheng is a typical person who lacks love. He has always liked someone but did not dare to confess it or his pursuit failed repeatedly. But then another woman appears and has a little ambiguity or concern for him. He will immediately move his feelings towards this woman. , to put it bluntly, it means that the long-term emptiness urgently needs the nourishment of love.
Brother Zha thought this would be good, it would save me the trouble of breaking up you and Xiao Yu. Xiao Yu is my first love. How can I let you, an idiot, get involved and live a happy life with your ugly art teacher?
"What are you going to do?" Brother Zha asked with a smile. If Han Baicheng continues to pursue An Bingyu, Brother Zha may have to take measures to make Chengzai go crazy like Wang Yu. Chengzai is a good boy, and Brother Zha really can't bear it. .
Han Baicheng shook his head and said: "I don't know. I sent her flowers, gifts, and invited her to dinner, but she refused. Moreover, she immediately stopped teaching me after I confessed my love."
Brother Zha yelled: "You are such a waste,"
Han Baicheng said solemnly: "Yes, I am a waste."
Ouyang Minmin on the side was already dumbfounded. If he was surprised just now when he knew that the person coming was Han Baicheng, a popular star in Asia, now he was completely shocked when he saw Brother Zha reprimanding Han Baicheng like a child. He is Han Baicheng, he is Long Xiaozha, they are, God, what is going on.
"Long Xiaozha, is he really Han Baicheng?" Ouyang Minmin asked. She believed that this was a person who looked very similar to Han Baicheng.
Brother Zha said: "Cheng Zai, let me introduce you to the girl I live with, Ouyang Minmin."
When Han Baicheng saw Ouyang Minmin, he couldn't help but admire Brother Zha even more: "Brother Zha, you are so awesome. Why are there always all kinds of beauties around you? You are really a master at picking up girls."
Brother Zha's face turned dark and he stared at Han Baicheng. Han Baicheng asked hurriedly: "Brother Zha, are you sick? Why do you look so ugly?"
Brother Zha said in his ear: "Shut up. It seems that you are really a fool. You praise me in front of my wife as a master of picking up girls. Do you want me to die?"
Han Baicheng broke out in a cold sweat and said hurriedly: "Brother Zha, I was wrong. You should teach me what to do quickly."
"It's not convenient to talk here. Why don't we find a place to chat slowly? I happen to be hungry." If I don't rob you, it won't be a waste of time.
Han Baicheng stood up hurriedly and said: "Come on, Brother Zha, my car is at the gate of the community. Let's go to the Red Rose Hotel."
"Well, let's go, let's go eat seafood. I always think the lobster there is good," Brother Zha smiled and went out, not forgetting to say to Ouyang Minmin: "Minmin, go to the canteen and buy two buns by yourself."
Ouyang Minmin: "..." You don't know how to take me there, damn Long Xiaozha, I won't open the door for you at night.
At the Red Rose Hotel, the chopsticks in Brother Zha’s hands were flying up and down, and his mouth was full of soup. He stepped on the stool with one foot, holding a prawn in his left hand, and a sea cucumber on the chopsticks in his right hand. He was devouring it as if he hadn’t eaten in three days.
"Cheng Zai, why don't you eat it," Brother Zha said, throwing a crab to Han Baicheng.
"Brother Zha, I really envy your casualness. You are always calm and do what you want to do wherever you go." Han Baicheng looked at Brother Zha and expressed his inner admiration for Brother Zha.
Brother Zha wiped his mouth with a napkin, burped, and drank from a pot of fine Tieguanyin, biting the spout like drinking cold water.
"Cheng Zai, actually you need good looks, money, and money. There are so many beauties surrounding you, but you haven't been in love yet," Brother Zha looked at Han Baicheng with a smile. A clean artist like him in the entertainment industry It's really rare.
Han Baicheng said seriously: "Brother Zha, what I admire is the purest love,"
Brother Zha stretched out his thumb and praised: "But if you go to bed early and late, is that called purity?"
Han Baicheng said: "Then you have to be in love with each other, otherwise you are just an animal."
Brother Zha spat out a sip of tea. My God, I'm lucky that I never force girls. Otherwise, I would be like a beast. But if you don't pursue a girl you like, you are worse than a beast.
"Remember what I told you? To be bold, careful and thick-skinned, you must first understand her living environment, what she likes to eat, drink, what books she likes to read, what TV series and movies she likes to watch. Who is in your circle of friends..."
Han Baicheng shook his head with a helpless expression on his face: "I have been busy filming, and I can only see her every Friday afternoon. How do I know her?"
Brother Zha said: "Chengzi, since you are so sincere in asking me for advice today, I will teach you another trick to pick up girls."
Han Baicheng excitedly poured wine for Brother Zha: "Sage Lover, please tell me quickly."
"I have a pack of Guanyin Stripping Pills here. If you put it in the water for her to drink, I guarantee that she will cry and shout with you," Brother Zha said with a silvery smile.
Han Baicheng slapped the table and said angrily: "Why are you such a person? I misjudged you. What is the difference between such a despicable trick and a gangster?"
Brother Zha laughed loudly: "Cheng Zai, I'm just testing you. You are indeed an upright person. Only upright people can learn the unique skills of picking up girls."
Han Baicheng looked at Brother Zha in surprise and asked, "Are you testing me?"
Brother Zha asked someone to pack the two untouched lobsters, held them in his hand and said to Han Baicheng: "Chengzi, first of all, you have to continue to persist, and secondly, you have to start with her friends, bribe her friends, and let them Mention you more in front of her and say good things about you. Over time, even if she doesn't like you, she will still have you in her heart. At this time, you should alienate her for a period of time, and then let her friends praise you for how kind and motivated you are. Heart, love the environment, care about world peace, when she will think of you every day, you let her friends say that someone is chasing you, but you refused because you said you only like her, and then create several chance encounters to invite her Eat, drink tea, talk about the things she likes, let her feel that you two have a common language, you should pay more attention to her, don't talk about liking her all day long, wait until the right time, take it with you Confess your love with a rose, guaranteed success,"
Han Baicheng almost knelt down in front of Brother Zha. He was worthy of being the Saint of Love. This was so awesome. "Sage of Love, I will thank you very much when I succeed."
Brother Zha looked at the poor Cheng Zai and thought to himself, what a good kid, why no one likes him.
"You're welcome. Don't say outside that you are the descendant of my Dragon Love Saint. I don't want too many people to know. You know, I only have a few skills in picking up girls. If everyone comes to ask for advice, you will be in danger."
Han Baicheng nodded hurriedly, respectfully sent Brother Zha out, and then excitedly followed Brother Zha out of the hotel.
"Chengzi, is that art teacher rich?" Brother Zha asked while looking at Han Baicheng's sports car.
Han Baicheng replied: "Without money, the house she lives in is rented. It's not easy to be alone."
Brother Zha said: "Then don't drive such a good car to find her in the future. This will make her feel a lot of pressure. I know there is a second-hand market in the suburbs north of Thirteenth Street. You go buy an electric car. In the future, If you want to find her, ride an electric car there."
Han Baicheng asked in surprise: "Ride an electric scooter, right? I'm a star and will be laughed at."
"Before you become a star, you are a person first. Correcting your mentality is the key to success," Brother Zha said, looking at Cheng Zai seriously.
Han Baicheng nodded, seeming to understand something: "Qingsheng, how much does an electric car cost in the second-hand market?"
"It's not expensive, it's only a few dozen yuan, maybe you can find a good one, it will cost a little more, it's not a trivial matter to you? By the way, can I see the photo of your new goddess, look at you What kind of vision is that?" Brother Zha said with a smile, wondering what kind of beauty is so attractive to Cheng Zi.
Han Baicheng took out Aifengjiu's mobile phone and pulled out a photo, then put the phone in front of Brother Zha: "That's this girl,"
Brother Zha grabbed the phone, his eyes were as wide as bells, his breathing was heavy like a heart attack, and his fists were clenched tightly like a precursor to a cerebral hemorrhage. Looking at the photos on the phone, Brother Zha's whole body was shaking. How could it be possible?