"Damn it, Ouyang Minmin, get this mad dog out quickly," Brother Zha covered his buttocks to dodge Sharpi's pursuit, while shouting loudly to Ouyang Minmin.
Ouyang Minmin laughed loudly and fanned the flames by calling Sharpei: "Sharpi, if he hits you, you have to bite him. Run quickly, you big stupid dog."
Shapi ran two steps and pounced on him. At this time, Brother Zha was running in the direction of Ouyang Minmin. Ouyang Minmin looked at Shapi with a mouth full of fangs and screamed in fear and closed her eyes. Brother Zha was caught
She was frightened, threw herself forward and lay in Ouyang Minmin's arms, grabbing her hands randomly: "Get out of here, stinky dog, or I will kill you."
"Long Xiaozha, get out of my way," Ouyang Minmin saw Brother Zha's big hands clawing at her body and hurriedly struggled.
Brother Zha grabbed hard with his big hand and touched a soft thing: "I'll wipe it, dog head," he yelled and closed his eyes, and started to fumble for the weapon with his other hand. Hey, why is there a soft piece here? He opened his eyes in confusion.
With his eyes open, he realized that what he was touching was not the dog's head, but Ouyang Minmin's breasts.
Brother Zha once again used his ability to pretend to be stupid. He lightly grabbed Ouyang Minmin's breasts a few times and asked with a retarded look on his face: "Minmin, what is this? Did you put the steamed bun in it?"
Here we go, hey, there’s another one over here,”
"Go to hell," Ouyang Minmin suddenly curled up her right leg and hit Brother Zha's crotch. Brother Zha screamed and became the successor of the Wudang Sect and the master of the Rolling Sect.
The gangster finally got his comeuppance. Brother Zha can only be grateful that he is strong in some parts of his body.
Sharpi on the side looked at Brother Zha with round eyes. He didn’t know why this bad guy liked to roll around like him. He stretched out his dog paw and scratched Brother Zha’s head. Brother Zha shook hands with him and said with tears in his eyes: "Actually,
I really want world peace,"
During dinner, Brother Zha threw a few pieces of pork ribs to Sharpei, and he finally won the dog's heart. No matter how he played with Sharpei, he kept wagging his tail. Looking at Brother Zha and Sharpei, who were like good friends, Ouyang Minmin said: "
You are really like twins, you look and eat the same,"
Brother Zha's face darkened and he said, "Ouyang Minmin, your breasts look like steamed buns."
Ouyang Minmin was ashamed and said angrily: "Shut up, you pervert," he looked down and said shyly: "Is it that big?"
Brother Zha laughed and said, "I mean it's so big when you look at it with a microscope,"
Ouyang Minmin: "..." Then he picked up the chopsticks and hit Brother Zha on the head.
After dinner, Ouyang Minmin sat on the sofa and watched TV, Shapi squatted next to her, and Brother Zha was washing dishes in the kitchen.
After a while, someone knocked on the door, and Ouyang Minmin shouted: "Long Xiaozha," Brother Zha and Shapi looked at Ouyang Minmin. Brother Zha's forehead was covered with black lines again: "What are you doing?"
"Go and open the door," Shapi didn't understand this time, but Brother Zha did.
I wiped my hands and opened the door. A beautiful girl stood outside the door, holding a big doll in her hand: "Hi, Long Xiaozha, I'm here to see you."
"Yuyou, where have you been these past few days? Didn't you agree to come see me every day? Come in quickly, let's go to bed, oh, no, let's go to the living room to chat," Brother Zha said in surprise when he saw Baili Youyou.
said.
"Long Xiaozha, do you think I look pretty today?" Baili Youyou asked after walking in, pulling on her little skirt.
"Good-looking, good-looking, so good-looking," Brother Zha immediately praised, but his eyes stayed on Baili Youyou's thighs. With Youyou's height of 1.7 meters, these legs are so beautiful.
Baili Youyou had a ponytail, a huge cartoon hairpin, a white turtleneck sweater, a floral skirt, leggings, and high-heeled boots, looking very innocent.
"Are you at home by yourself? Is your roommate here? Have you slept together?" Baili Youyou ran to Brother Zha's room to look at it and nodded: "Long Xiaozha, I can sleep here tonight." ?”
Brother Zha spat out two streaks of nosebleeds and quickly wiped them away and asked, "You're not going back,"
"There's no class tomorrow, and there's no point in going back. Let's talk for a while in the evening. We're already in love with someone and we don't know where to find her. You have to ask me to come to you. I'll give you, a big pervert, an advantage tonight. Let you hold me to sleep," Baili Youyou lay on Brother Zha's bed, her firm breasts becoming more obvious.
Brother Zha instantly wanted to pounce on her, strip her naked and execute her on the spot, but reason defeated desire. Brother Zha held back the flames that were about to burn and said: "Yuyou, have you eaten? If not, Let me make you something,"
"Not yet, you know how to cook," Baili Youyou jumped up and asked in surprise.
Brother Zha slapped his chest and said, "That's the number one chef in China. Just wait, I'll make egg fried rice for you."
"Besides, he can make egg fried rice and is considered the best chef in China," Baili Youyou curled his lips and said.
Brother Zha was despised by her and immediately said: "Just wait, I will eat all your tongue in a while,"
Ouyang Minmin saw that it was the girl from last time. While Brother Zha was entering the kitchen, he ran to Brother Zha's room and said, "Hello, my name is Ouyang Minmin."
Baili Youyou saw Ouyang Minmin and said hurriedly: "My name is Baili Youyou, hello."
Ouyang Minmin said: "Do you know that Long Xiaozha already has a girlfriend, and there is more than one? I don't want you to be deceived by him. He is just a playboy. I advise you to stay away from this pervert as soon as possible."
However, Ouyang Minmin's answer was: "I know, what I mean,"
Ouyang Minmin said in surprise: "You really don't mind. This is not a feudal society. How can you accept being with him?"
Baili Youyou shrugged his shoulders and said: "Anyway, I just like him. I told you that you don't understand. Well, it smells so good. Long Xiaozha, do you want my help?" Baili Youyou waved his hand and stopped talking to Ouyang Minmin. Chatting and jumping into the kitchen.
Ouyang Minmin looked at Baili Youyou in surprise. She didn't know what she was feeling. Anyway, it was very uncomfortable.
"Tum thump thump, the best fried rice in the world, eat it, it's guaranteed to be the best in the world," Brother Zha walked to the living room with his rice bowl and sat down, then took a spoon to Baili Youyou.
"Feed me," Baili Youyou gave the spoon to Brother Zha, and then saw Sharpi squatting beside him: "Wow, what a cute dog, what's your name?"
Brother Zha took a spoon and dug out the rice, put it into Yuyou's mouth and said, "Baby, try your husband's rice."
"It's so delicious." Baili Youyou took a bite and immediately took Brother Zha's spoon and ate it. After a few mouthfuls, he touched Shapi and said, "What's your name?"
"Long Xiaozha," Ouyang Minmin shouted, and Shapi immediately ran towards her. Baili Youyou looked at Brother Zha with a black face in surprise, stayed for a few seconds, and then burst into laughter.
"Yuyou, don't laugh," Brother Zha said pretending to be angry.
"But it's really funny," Baili Youyou said, "It's actually called Long Xiaozha, it's so funny."
"Besides, I'll ignore you,"
"Okay, I won't talk anymore, Long Xiaozha, haha, eh, I won't laugh, let's go back to your room to eat, I know a funny video, let's watch it online," Baili Youyou held the rice bowl
Pulling Brother Zha, Brother Zha nodded quickly, then returned to the room and closed the door.
From time to time, laughter and many disgusting words could be heard in the room. Ouyang Minmin sat in the living room, grabbing the dog hair hard: "Long Xiaozha, I will strangle you to death, I will strangle you to death," Poor
Sharpei didn't know why his master was angry, and looked at Ouyang Minmin innocently with his two dog eyes.
After sitting in the living room for a while, Ouyang Minmin had no intention of watching TV anymore. She grabbed Shapi's neck and went back to the room. She turned off the light and went to bed, but she couldn't fall asleep. She tossed and turned while listening to the laughter next door, and her mind was filled with unhealthy images.
"Damn Long Xiaozha, you actually ignored the rules of shared housing," Ouyang Minmin threw the pillow down angrily and couldn't help but put her ears against the wall. What are they doing?
After eating, he was pulled to watch a video for a while. Baili Youyou yawned: "Long Xiaozha, I'm sleepy, let's go to bed."
Brother Zha has long been impatient: "Okay, okay, I've been sleepy for a long time. Yoyo, go and try to see if my bed is comfortable."
Baili Youyou took off her coat and got into Brother Zha's bed, throwing out a box of Sanjiang, a lighter, a pair of socks, and a magazine: "Why don't you clean up more cleanly? Let's see what's hidden under your bed."
Brother Zha has the habit of smoking cigarettes and reading magazines. Sometimes he falls asleep with the cigarette still in his mouth. He almost caused a fire before. He put these sundries on the table. Just as Brother Zha was about to go to bed, Baili Youyou said: "
Turn off the lights, people will be shy if you leave the lights on,"
Brother Zha quickly turned off the light, then got into bed and held Baili Youyou in his arms. After a while, Baili Youyou asked: "Long Xiaozha, what are you using to push me?"
"Oh, a drumstick," Brother Zha said.
"Drumstick, what are you doing with that when you sleep?" Baili Youyou immediately reached out to grab it, and Brother Zha groaned in comfort.
"Why is it still moving, ah, I know what it is, annoying, get out of the way, pervert," Baili Youyou pushed Brother Zha hard to turn around and turned around with a burning face: "Long Xiaozha, can you
Be honest,"
Brother Zha hugged Baili Youyou from behind: "Baby, I'm already very honest, but you are so beautiful that I can't control it."
Ouyang Minmin's face was on fire and she cursed in a low voice: "Disgusting guy,"
"Liar, let's talk for a while, Long Xiaozha, tell me about your girlfriends," Baili Youyou hugged Brother Zha and touched Brother Zha's head: "Ah, don't
I touched it and it felt weird."
Brother Zha's hand slid up from above, pinched Baili Youyou's little butt and said, "My girlfriend, isn't she you?"
"I'm talking about another girlfriend. It's not like I didn't know you had a girlfriend," Baili Youyou pinched Brother Zha and said.
Ouyang Minmin's heart skipped a beat and she hurriedly pressed against the wall.
Brother Zha said: "Hey, actually, there is nothing to say. They and I are just like you and I, we finally got together because of some things." Brother Zha sat up, touched a cigarette, lit it and said: "