When talking about Wang Yafei, Baili Youyou jealously pinched Brother Zha's tender flesh. When talking about Lan Yuxin, Baili Youyou started to cry. When talking about Xiao Ling'er, Baili Youyou made up her mind to be with Brother Zha for the rest of her life.
Brother Zha sighed, pinched Baili Youyou's butt, and said, "Yuyou, you know now, right?"
Baili Youyou cried and said: "Long Xiaozha, you are a good person,"
Brother Zha blinked in the darkness and said to himself: "Am I a good person?"
Ouyang Minmin slipped into the bed, wiped her tears, and kicked the quilt hard. Thinking of Brother Zha accompanying her to see a doctor two days ago, her heart felt sour and painful. Why, why was it you who saved me? You were kind to me. It's you, it's you who bullied me, why? Ouyang Minmin punched the wall a few times, then covered her head and cried silently.
Baili Youyou showed his head and asked: "Where is the noise?"
Brother Zha said: "It's okay, Shapi is hitting the wall,"
"Long Xiaozha, it's been a long night of unintentional sleep. Tell me another story," Baili Youyou said, taking away Brother Zha's big hand that was stroking around on his body.
Brother Zha hugged Baili Youyou into his arms and said, "Yuyou, I can't bear it anymore, what should I do?"
"Why can't I bear it?" Baili Youyou asked.
Brother Zha took Baili Youyou's hand and touched his flagpole. Baili Youyou immediately retracted his hand as if he was electrocuted: "Ah, what are you doing?"
"Yuyou, are you hot? Let's take off our clothes," Brother Zha tugged on Baili Youyou's long johns, but unfortunately Baili Youyou grabbed her hard.
"It's not hot, I think it's okay," Baili Youyou pinched Brother Zha: "You're thinking about bad things again, right?"
Brother Zha's breathing became heavier. He held a soft body in his arms. It was a quiet night and he was lying on the bed. It was not easy for Brother Zha to hold back at this time.
"Yuyou, I want to kiss you," Brother Zha retreated to the next best thing and tried to lower his desire with kisses.
"Dear, no one is stopping you, wuwu..." Baili Youyou had no time to say the next words. Brother Zha took her hand and touched his flagpole again: "Yuyou, grab it,"
Baili Youyou touched it lightly and then held it: "Is that so? Wow, it's moving."
Brother Zha made a sound of comfort, and then took Baili Youyou's hand and started to move it: "Yuyou, use a little more force, oh, ah, wife, you pull out the carrots,"
"How can we do it?" New students have many questions.
"Yuyou, be gentler, oh, yes, you are really smart, Yoyo, don't use too much force, it will hurt," Brother Zha's dull voice came out through the quilt. The new students must be taught well. There will be a long time in the future. There's still a way to go.
After a while, Baili Youyou asked: "Long Xiaozha, tell me how many girlfriends you have,"
Ouyang Minmin hurriedly sat up and put her ear against the wall.
Brother Zha said: "Three, haven't I already told you?"
"Nonsense, there must be more," Baili Youyou exerted force on her hand, and Brother Zha immediately felt severe pain.
My God, you want me to become a eunuch, but Brother Zha knows that many times women are testing you, and you have to do it even if you beat them to death. You must not give in when you are threatened. What you will get is More horrific treatment.
"Really not, I swear to the lamp, if the lamp goes out, I will put it out," Brother Zha breathed a sigh of relief, and Baili Youyou finally let go of his hand.
"Okay, if you tell the truth, I'm warning you, you are not allowed to like the girl next door, you know," Baili Youyou grabbed her hand again.
Xiao Xiaozha was tortured, and Brother Zha hurriedly said: "Okay, I don't like it,"
"Really," Baili Youyou asked, "but I think the way you look at her is wrong. You must like her. You pervert, rogue, and bad guy, I'm going to castrate you."
Brother Zha screamed when he was grabbed. After a while, Brother Zha said: "Yuyou, how many times has this happened?"
The sound from next door made Ouyang Minmin blush. Even with her head covered, she could still hear the nauseating sounds. She sat up several times and lay down several times. Brother Zha and Baili Youyou spent the whole night, and Ouyang Minmin and Zha...
I had insomnia for the first time since we rented together.
The next morning, Brother Zha was cooking in the kitchen. Baili Youyou hugged Brother Zha's waist from behind and asked, "Long Xiaozha, will you not want me in the future?"
Brother Zha said: "How could it be possible? You are my baby."
"You have so many treasures, who knows which one you like the most," Baili Youyou pinched the flesh of Brother Zha's waist and said resentfully: "Long Xiaozha, I will live here from now on, and I want to make you the most beautiful."
Like me,"
Brother Zha hurriedly turned around and said, "No, no, you can't live here, Yoyo."
"Why, you dislike me. I know that a man will change his mind immediately after getting it." Baili Youyou touched the kitchen knife on the chopping board: "Long Xiaozha, if you don't agree, I will cut off your own fingers."
I just got it. Brother Zha had no choice but to smile, grabbed it and threw it aside. The master of lies began to make up again: "Yuyou, it's not that I don't want to be with you every day, it's just that you don't know that Feifei is a tigress.
, I have a very bad temper. I haven’t told her what’s going on between us just because I’m afraid she’ll hit me. If she knew you lived with me every day, she would definitely hack us to death,”
Baili Youyou asked in surprise: "Ah, how could she do this? Don't be afraid. I will buy a machete and argue with her. The shrew should be taught a lesson. Fortunately, I was moved by her last night."
Brother Zha silently apologized to Wang Yafei in his heart, pinched his thigh, and shed two tears under the pain: "Yuyou, to tell you the truth, I also want to be with you every day, you don't know how much I like you
I'm holding you, but we can't just be happy for the moment, we have to plan for the long term. When I tell Feifei about our time together, let her see you, know how cute you are, and agree with us, then you can stay as long as you want.
How long will you stay? Besides, your family still doesn’t know about our affairs. You should think about how to tell your family that when you are free one day, you can take me to your house to identify the door."
Baili Youyou didn't know that Brother Zha was a great master in the world of lies. She hugged Brother Zha emotionally and said, "Long Xiaozha, it turns out you have thought of so much. You are so kind."
Brother Zha’s hand holding the tomato was trembling. God, please strike me to death with a thunderbolt. I really don’t want to lie.
After preparing the meal and putting it on the table in the living room, Brother Zha knocked on Ouyang Minmin's door and shouted: "Girl, get up and eat."
No one answered inside. Brother Zha used perspective and saw that there was no one inside. Where did she go so early?
"Is she not here?" Baili Youyou asked.
"Ignore her, let's eat first and try the soup I made," Brother Zha glanced at Ouyang Minmin's door again. This girl doesn't usually get up so early.
After dinner, Baili Youyou said she wanted to go back to do her homework, and Brother Zha sent her back, and they had a look around downstairs and agreed on the next time Baili Youyou would go to Brother Zha's place.
At this time, the phone rang, and the disgusting ringtone made the girls who were leaving the dormitory despise Brother Zha. Brother Zha glared fiercely at the girls who were whispering about him, and then answered the phone: "Hello, hello,"
"Brother Zha, I am Xiaobao," a very sad voice said inside.
Brother Zha couldn't help being stunned: "Xiao Bao, I don't know who Xiao Bao is, you made the wrong call,"
"Brother Zha, I am the little leopard of the Niu Gang,"
Brother Zha: "..." paused and asked, "What do you want? I'm very busy right now." Brother Zha squatted at the door of the girls' dormitory with Sanjiang in his mouth and peeked at the thighs of the passing girls.
"Brother Zha, Brother Niu can't do it anymore. We don't have Brother Niu now. We are bullied every day. We have been beaten countless times in the past three days. Those little gangs have never treated us respectfully before. It's better now. Fight us whenever you see us. We really can't survive now. Brother Zha, please come and help us. We want to regain Niuwei under your wise leadership."
Brother Zha: "...you are a bunch of trash. What are you using your fists and feet for? Are you making dough? I tell you, I am very busy. You just disbanded the cattle gang, divided the property, and rented two acres in the countryside." Go ahead and raise pigs on the ground. You are just messing around all day long. It is an embarrassment to the country and a discredit to the earth. I wonder if you will be laughed at by aliens. I am very busy. If you call me again, please be careful and I will blame you." After that, he hung up the phone. Then he whistled to a girl: "Hi, beauty,"
The dormitory administrator ran out with a broom, pointed at Brother Zha and cursed: "Boy, you are acting like a hooligan here again. See if I don't flatter you."
Brother Zha was shocked. He pointed at the back of the aunt and shouted: "Who lost the one hundred yuan?"
The aunt hurriedly turned back to look for it: "Where is it?" The money was not found, and Brother Zha ran away, "Boy, next time I see you, I will definitely flatter you. You are simply embarrassing the country and discrediting the earth. Don't be afraid of being attacked by aliens. Are you laughing?" Auntie immediately told Brother Zha what he had just said.
Wang Yu and others passed by the girls' dormitory holding a basketball. Countless girls started shouting: "Ah, Wang Yu is here. Look, it's Wang Yu."
Wang Yu smiled and waved to the girls upstairs, and hired hundreds of people to post on the forum to prove that his sexual orientation was normal. It seemed that the hotly debated homosexual incident had subsided. Wang Yu was in a good mood, and he had always been cold to the girls. He suddenly smiled, and the girl upstairs fainted immediately.
Just when he saw Brother Zha running away, Wang Yu shouted: "Zhalong, has your butt been burned by fire, or has your ass been drilled by ants?"
When Brother Zha saw Wang Yu, he immediately stopped, shook his thighs and lit the Sanjiang in his mouth. His neat bangs covered his eyebrows, and he exhaled smoke to cover half of his face. There were several holes in his pants, and he had not brushed them for a long time. His shoes were covered with dust, and his sweatshirt had a large stain on his upper body. He looked very decadent.
"Wang Xiaobailian, I heard that you had sex reassignment surgery and you were discharged from the hospital so soon. Zizi, look, this little face is getting whiter and whiter. It's whiter than Xiaohua's butt." The cigarette in Brother Zha's mouth continued. His lips trembled, and there was an imperceptible evil smile at the corner of his mouth.
Wang Yu said: "I heard that your girlfriend wants to break up with you because your place is as big as a peanut. It's really embarrassing. A dignified seven-foot man is actually a slug."
Brother Zha laughed loudly and said: "Wang Xiaobailian, my sesame is much bigger than yours. Forget it, I don't like talking about other people's privacy, so I just go to the school forum and post a post."
Wang Yu was furious and cursed: "Scumbag, yours is as big as eyelashes,"
Brother Zha immediately yelled back: "What you have are ant legs,"
"Yours is bacteria,"
"Yours is a virus,"
"Yours is atoms,"
"You didn't." Brother Zha looked at Wang Yu with a smile and blew out a smoke ring: "Wang Yu, Ouyang Minmin confessed to me last night. She said she would never marry anyone but me in this life."
"How is that possible? You're talking nonsense," Wang Yu yelled.
Brother Zha shook his head and said: "There is a saying that those who are near the water and the towers get the moon first. She and I live under the same roof. As the saying goes, love grows over time,"