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Chapter 330 South Park Chapter (4)

The plan to sneak into the pharmacy was successfully implemented, but all Feng Bujue did was run to the corridor in front of the pharmacy and shouted excitedly: "Hey! Guys, there is a Batmobile parked in front of the hospital!"

Then, everyone who heard this sentence rushed out happily.//High-speed update//The most outrageous thing is that several staff members in the pharmacy also rushed out and did not close the door before leaving...

Even Feng Bujue felt that this method was very painful (this method of declaring "there is a Batmobile outside" to drive people away was used n times in S1607, and it was successful every time), but I have to say that it is very effective.

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After sneaking into the pharmacy to search, Feng Bujue felt a little disappointed, because most of the medicines here were useless and had no description of the items.

There are also many medicines, although they have different packaging, but the instructions displayed are the same:

Name: Antibiotics (30/30)

Type: Consumables

Quality: ordinary

Function: Remove poisoning and infection status

Whether the script can be brought out: Yes

Note: Common anti-inflammatory drugs can be taken orally.

These medicines are basically bottled, and their effect is to relieve abnormal conditions in a targeted manner. At first glance, they are not very valuable things.

As for the morphine that Feng Bujue wanted most, he could see the item description, but the effect was very different from what he expected.

Name: Morphine*5

Type: Consumables

Quality: ordinary

Function: Reduce the increase in fright value by 30% within a certain period of time

Whether the script can be brought out: Yes

Note: Frequent injections in a short period of time may cause toxic reactions.

Feng Bujue was no stranger to this kind of psychiatric drug. When he was hospitalized, he also used many drugs that were only used in lunatic asylums, and even used many of the latest overseas drugs. Morphine was very important to him.

It's not a rare thing.

It may be that the game is sensitive to this kind of opioid, and I am afraid that teenagers will not be able to control it after taking too much, so the drug was changed to this.

Feng Bujue even went to search to see if there was Vicodin here, and he actually found it. However, there was no description of this medicine at all, and it was regarded by the system as a useless product that was ineffective.

Feng Bujue was in the mood to give it a try, so he opened the cap of the bottle and drank a dozen of them as if he were eating mint candies.

"Well... you really don't feel anything..." He muttered as he walked outside the pharmacy: "I haven't found any medicine that can restore the survival value or physical strength... It seems that I still need to get some food and eat.

How much blood can I get back?"

After searching for what he wanted, Feng Bujue left the hospital and headed towards the shopping mall. Anyway, except for firearms and medical supplies, basically everything else can be obtained there.

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Let’s split the story into two parts, let’s look at the Peruvian Panpipe Band shelter.

Only a barbed wire fence separates the temporary headquarters of the Department of Homeland Security from the quarantine area, and the trapped Peruvians can be seen directly from here.

At this moment, there was a crowd of people in front of the command department. Among them were staff in casual clothes, soldiers in full armor, and officials in suits and ties.

The person in charge of the scene is a man who looks to be in his fifties. This man has "half" gray hair, and the first half of his head is bald. He is wearing a black suit with a red tie. He is not only

The top commander here is also the initiator of the entire manhunt.

"Sir, good news!" Two soldiers walked up to him and said, "It looks like we succeeded. Sir. There are reports of zero Peruvian panpipe bands from all major cities. They have been completely eliminated."

Hearing this, the surrounding crowd burst into cheers, "Great! It's successful! Thank God!"

I don’t know why these people are celebrating each other...

"Okay, everyone, please be patient." The balding officer said, "We still have a lot of work to do." He said with a serious face, "We also need to get rid of their old nest to prevent them from coming back.

…”

A staff member holding a report next to him said: "But we don't know where they came from, sir." He also lowered his head and glanced at the form in his hand: "We checked it, but we can't find it out."

The expression on the bald commander's face seemed to say: Damn...

He raised his hands and hugged his head, then raised his head and said: "Think about it, idiot, where else can the 'Peruvian' panpipe band come from?"

However, the IQs of the people around him were still not up to scratch. They all touched their chins in a serious manner, as if thinking deeply.

The bald commander was shocked at the time. He shouted: "The name of the country is in the name of the band!"

A staff member wearing a white shirt and black tie interrupted: "No, sir, we looked at the entire world map and there is no country called Peruvian."

"It's not Peruvian, you're retarded! It's Peru!" The Xieding officer walked up to a map and pointed at it and yelled, "It's right here!"

(The mistake made by the staff of the Department of Homeland Security here is similar to mistaking astringent for china, so that Peru cannot be found on the map...)

The staff members repeated like babies learning the language: "Oh... peru~" as if they had heard this word for the first time in their lives.

Commander Xie Ding really didn't want to argue more on this issue. He said directly: "Now! We are going to wipe out the country of Peru in one fell swoop!"

The people around looked at each other, and one of them asked: "Is this really necessary? Sir."

A soldier said: "It's a bit extreme."

Another soldier continued: "Yeah..."

The balding officer shouted at the top of his lungs: "They must be wiped out and eradicated, otherwise they will never stop intruding on us!"

At this time, a black officer wearing a general's uniform ran over and said: "Sir, you'd better come over quickly and take a look. We caught a panpipe band trying to escape."

The Xieding officer grabbed the collar of the person next to him and said, "Did you see it? It's really terrible!"

Two minutes later, in the interrogation room...

In front of a long metal table, there are five stools, and five primary school students are sitting on the stools.

The balding officer stood across the table, holding a CD in his hand, looking at the cover and reading: "Produced by Cao Ni Ma Brothers - Moon Noodle Snacks." (This is a kid pretending to be a band to make money on the street. They randomly named and burned it.

cd)

"You misunderstood! Sir." Stan explained: "We are not a real Peruvian panpipe band!"

The bald commander's IQ seemed to be offline at this moment. He looked at the five children and said in a sarcastic tone: "Yes, yes... you are just playing panpipe music in the commercial center to sell money."

Your Caima CD, and you are not a Peruvian panpipe band, are you?"

Stan spread his hands with an innocent face: "We are still kids, you see, we just want to make some extra money."

Kyle also added: "We just want to go home now." Y used his unclear words to plead: "Sir, please, I was going to lose my virginity on Saturday."

The children immediately said, "We were born and raised in Colorado! We are white!"

The bald commander whispered to the officer next to him with a solemn expression: "Let's go out and have a chat."

The two of them and several staff members walked outside the interrogation room and launched another analysis based on zero IQ.

The result was - "These five people in the room are hybrid creatures of the Peruvian panpipe band and humans. We are going to use them to destroy Peru."

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At the same time, outside the barbed wire fence in the isolation area, a soldier said to a staff member beside him: "Thompson, can you come here?"

The man named Thompson was a Spanish translator. When he came over, the soldier continued: "Those panpipe bands just refused to shut up. They kept saying something, but I couldn't understand it."

"Please! We can't leave!" At this moment, an old Peruvian panpipe band member shouted to them in Spanish through the barbed wire fence: "We are here to protect you!"

The people next to him also said: "Yes, we can't leave! We have to protect you!"

When Thompson heard this, he translated with some doubts: "They seem to be saying...'You can't send us away. We are the guardians'..."

The soldier asked: "Guard...what?"

The old Peruvian man in the barbed wire replied: "Hairy Death! Hairy Death!" He repeated it twice with excitement.

The soldier didn't understand, so he asked the translator Thompson: "What did he say?"

Thompson's face turned a little ugly, and he replied: "I think he's talking about... the furry death?"

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South Park, shopping mall.

The sun sets faster than expected. Dusk is almost over, and twilight is spreading across the sky.

When Brother Jue came to the parking lot in front of the shopping mall, he happened to see a reporter holding a microphone and a cameraman carrying a camera in the square. There were a number of interview vehicles parked not far away from them.

The reporter was probably doing a live news report. Feng Bujue wanted to hear what he had to say, so he took a few steps closer.

"...As you can see, these squares are much cleaner. There has not been a Peruvian panpipe band for several days. The residents are obviously enjoying the peace and quiet. Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, now everyone

People all over the world can breathe a sigh of relief from the 'Pan Flute Band Plague'..."

Woo——

Before the reporter finished speaking, he was interrupted by a huge strange noise.

A sound like a monster's roar came from two streets away, and at the same time there was the sound of some kind of giant stomping on the ground.

Suddenly, there was an explosion in the distance, and fire shot into the sky. The cameraman immediately moved the camera over and happened to capture the fire and smoke of the explosion.

The fleeing crowd rushed in, and screams of misery sounded one after another, "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Ah..."

In the shaky camera, a police car with its siren blaring suddenly flew into the air from that direction, drew an arc in the sky, and landed in the center of the square here, just five or six meters behind the reporter.

The reporter was so frightened that he threw away the microphone, ran to the camera, and shouted to the camera with a panicked look on his face: "There's something going on here...it's not the Peruvian panpipe band, but..." His words were interrupted, his face

There was a horrified expression on his face. It was obvious that he saw something outside the camera. "Oh my God! What the hell is that!"

The anchor who was connected to him on the TV station shouted to him through the earphone: "Paul? Paul, what did you see!"

"It's furry, that's furry..." After Paul shouted a few words, the connection was interrupted and the screen disappeared...

Not to mention whether Paul and the photographer are alive or not, Brother Jue ran away ten seconds ago without a trace.

He had no time to save people or maintain order. He knew very well that there was more than one monster. The whole world was under attack at the moment, and there was nothing he could do on his own.

Moreover, the moment the low roar sounded, the system prompt also announced:

The current mission has been changed and the main mission has been updated.

Survive until the end of the "Great Tribulation".

After seeing this mission, Feng Bujue ran towards the shopping mall without hesitation, but as soon as he stepped into the door, another prompt came to his ears:

Side mission has been triggered

Take Stan's parents and sister safely to the shopping mall.

"Damn it, I didn't report for the side mission until I reached the entrance of the shopping mall!" Feng Bujue cursed.

There is actually a very specific real-time reminder for this task. In Jue Ge's game menu, a radar-like interface immediately appeared, marking the locations of Stan's family members, as if the system was tempting him to complete it.

If it is on normal difficulty, this side mission will pop up when Feng Bujue first enters the town, then he can get Stan's family to the shopping mall before the disaster occurs. Whether it is deception or

It can be hijacked.

But in the nightmare difficulty, when the mission pops up, it is already a chaotic situation where a disaster breaks out. Feng Bujue should either just don't go, because if he goes, he will have to take a lot of risks...

After hesitating for about ten seconds, Feng Bujue said fiercely: "I will fight with you!"

He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, slung the travel backpack containing medical supplies on his shoulders, took out an ando with a grenade attached from the bag, and walked towards the direction indicated by the radar.

By this time, it was no longer a problem to run wildly on the streets with weapons, and there were people running in panic everywhere. The police and the army were also tired of dealing with those monsters, and no one would care about him at all.

Feng Bujue ran for a while, and suddenly noticed that his physical fitness level dropped a bit quickly, and thought to himself: "This equipment is really heavy, it seems I need to buy a car."

He didn't consider blocking the cars on the road like he did in GTA. Given the current situation, those drivers were more likely to hit him to death by slamming on the accelerator. So, Feng Bujue ran down another street and stopped at an alley.

A parked car was found in the alley.

He trotted over, checked that no one was in the car and the door was locked, and then used the butt of his gun to smash the windshield on the side.

After opening the car door and getting in, Feng Bujue punched open the control panel under the driver's seat with a very skillful movement. He quickly found the two positive and negative ignition wires from a pile of wires and started to touch them.

Two minutes later, he had reversed out of the alley, changed gears and stepped on the accelerator.

By this time, the sky had completely darkened, many street lights were out of order, and there were people running everywhere, making it extremely chaotic.

Feng Bujue turned on his headlights and drove at high speed while ensuring safety.

After driving for ten minutes, the blip on the radar was getting closer and closer to him, and he was about to turn another corner. Unexpectedly, at that corner, as soon as he turned the steering wheel, a giant monster appeared in front of him.

figure.

Feng Bujue immediately stepped on the brake pedal, but the car still slid towards the giant monster's body.

All drivers will instinctively turn the steering wheel to their own side the moment before an accident occurs.

But Feng Bujue was not afraid. In this extreme moment, he still remained calm and responded reasonably and efficiently.

The car continued to move forward under the influence of inertia, and was about to hit the giant monster. Feng Bujue just calmly used one hand to unbuckle the seat belt, while the other hand held the steering wheel steady to keep the car moving forward.

state.

After he unbuckled his seat belt, he reached for the backpack and rifle on the passenger seat.

All these actions were completed within two seconds, and then the front of the car slammed into the giant monster's furry body.

Feng Bujue was already prepared for this. He adjusted his posture, holding the straps of his gun belt and backpack tightly with one hand, and holding the other hand in front of him as a buffer.

There was a clang... Feng Bujue's body smashed into the front windshield and flew out, hitting the giant monster's soft body. After the force of the forward thrust was removed, he rolled down onto the engine in front of the car.

Put the lid on.

Then, he quickly turned over, exerted force on his waist, and sat up on his back. The whole set of actions was completed in one go. Then he flicked his arm and put the backpack strap on his left shoulder. He held the gun in his right hand and stepped forward... Before the monster could make any move, he had already jumped out.

A distance of seven or eight meters.

At this point, Brother Jue didn't dare to look back. He rushed forward and further distanced himself from the monster.

It wasn't that Feng Bujue didn't want to confirm the appearance of the monsters with his naked eyes, but that he already knew the appearance of these monsters. After recalling the contents of the two episodes of the Peruvian Panpipe Band, these were the first things he remembered.

The look of a troll.

The appearance of this giant monster is actually easy to describe. They are just a group of giant... guinea pigs.

They are no different in appearance from domestic pet guinea pigs, except that they are five stories tall and have a certain degree of aggression. Some of them wear cloth coats and dress up as bees, rabbits, etc...

As for where these giant cute creatures come from, and whether they have intelligence or other settings, no one knows. Anyway, they just appear out of nowhere and stage "Attack of Guinea Pigs" around the world, eating people everywhere.

Demolish the house.

"What should we do... go around..." Feng Bujue ran while observing the terrain and the radar in the menu, trying to find a suitable route.

But at this moment, something strange happened again. But when I heard a whistling sound in the air, I looked up and saw three F-15s piercing the sky and firing several missiles towards the place.


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