Stan's mother was on the phone with an anxious look on her face: "Please, I don't even know who to go to. The police can't help at all. I think the children are really in big trouble this time."
The person on the other side of the phone also said something and then replied: "Yes...yes...ok, please call me after confirming, thank you." After she said that, she hung up.
After putting down the phone, her face was still full of worry and she was considered a relatively normal character in South Park, so when her son disappeared, her reaction was the same as that of most parents.
But... there is another unusual person in this room. That is Stan's father, South Park's first bottom emperor, Randy...
Randy usually looks like a man dressed in a blue shirt, with black hair parted in the middle, and a mustache that is slightly wider than the head of state.
This guy's profession is a geologist, but it's rare to see him working seriously. Most of the time, he's just grinding his limits here and there.
At this moment, when his wife was feeling exhausted mentally and physically about her son's disappearance, Randy was holding a portable video camera and taking pictures around the house.
In the story of these two episodes of "South Park", Randy bought a new camera, so he used it to shoot here and there all day long. The shooting content was extremely boring and repetitive... including the family eating, taking a bath, watching TV, and going to the movies.
Toilets, etc., and he narrated them with his own narration while filming.
"randy! I swear to God, if you don't put that thing down..." she roared at him angrily. She had had enough of her husband's nonsense in the past few days.
But Randy responded with the same sentence he had used repeatedly these days: "One day you will be happy because I recorded so many family anecdotes."
"I'm not kidding you, Randy, enough is enough!" shouted: "Why do you need to record every minute and every second..."
Suddenly, a dull roar sounded outside the house... Her words were interrupted. Her expression became alarmed and uncertain.
"What the hell is that?" Randy also asked.
But he did not stop filming, but entered the rhythm of "Cloverfield" (also known as "Cloverfield", the film was shot in a different way, from the perspective of the characters holding a portable video camera).
"Oh my God." He said with some fear after feeling the earthquake-like footsteps.
"It seems like something happened outside..." Randy said, "Stay inside the house and don't move." As he said that, he ran out of the house with the camera in hand.
When he ran towards the door, Stan's violent sister Shelly happened to come down from the second floor. She stood on the stairs and said: "What happened? Dad."
"Go back to your room! Shelly!" randy replied in a commanding tone.
Then, Randy rushed outside the house. As soon as he opened the door, he saw screaming and running people, and the sound of helicopter rotors was heard in the sky. He looked up and saw two Chinooks (k, in the movie
A common twin-rotor transport helicopter) hovers in the air.
Randy saw a familiar face in the crowd. He was Stan's class teacher (a bitch second only to Randy). He had a bald head and wore glasses. He was dressed in green. This person had undergone two gender reassignment surgeries, during which he was a slut.
Straight men, gays, straight women and lesbians; every time he changes his sexual orientation, he will participate in the rallies and demonstrations of this group. And when his own interests are involved, he will immediately change his position and attack and insult rampantly
Other groups. It can be said to be a typical case of "the butt determines the head"). Randy grabbed him and asked: "What happened?" He replied in panic: "They are everywhere!"
"What? What does 'them' mean?" randy asked.
"The furry thing..." shouted: "It's really... super furry!" After shouting, he shook off Randy's arm and escaped in the direction of the crowd.
"ah--"
A scream caught Randy's attention. He turned his head and saw a man wearing a yellow T-shirt and jeans flying into the air from a very far distance, and landed in front of him with a thud.
The man's body was severely distorted after the fall. His left leg was bent forward as if he was on a tiger's bench, and his arms were folded behind his back. The ribs on the left side of his torso were exposed, and the bones of his right wrist were also poked out.
.
Almost the moment he hit the ground, the man died, his mouth and nose were bleeding, and he could not rest in peace.
"Who did this [beep——]!" randy screamed and cursed.
Woo——
There was a low groan.
Randy looked up and saw...a huge guinea pig behind the fleeing crowd.
"What is this..." randy said in shock.
"Mr. Marsh, you have to leave quickly! It's not safe here!" Someone grabbed Randy's shoulder and shouted at him.
The person who spoke was Barbrady, a small town police officer (wearing sunglasses, slightly fat, was found to be illiterate in one season and was suspended, but later reinstated for some reason). He was responsible, and he also knew how to remind others to hurry up.
Withdraw.
Randy heard this and ran to the other end of the street, only to see a car flying out from around the corner. The car rolled on the ground for several weeks and burst into flames. Immediately after, another big car appeared.
Howl guinea pig.
"Oh! God! God!" Randy saw the troll in front of him, but he did not run away immediately. Instead, he stopped, pointed a portable camera in his face, and gasped: "Haah...haah...I...
…I’m…haha…shocked!”
Just when this guy was making a mistake, suddenly... a speeding car sprang out from the side and rear of the guinea pig and slammed into the monster.
After the collision, a man wearing a dark blue ski jacket flew out from the driver's seat of the car. Even in such a violent car accident, he still did not forget to hold on to a backpack and a submachine gun.
And only five seconds later, the man used extremely agile movements to escape from the giant monster.
Just at this moment, three F-15s flew past in the air, and several missiles trailing white smoke tracks roared towards them.
All these missiles hit the guinea pig. However, the air wave of the explosion spread to a range of tens of meters. Randy was far away and was only knocked to the ground. But Feng Bujue was not so lucky.
They were all blown away, drawing a parabola in the air. They fell onto a scrapped car on the side of the road.
This car was probably thrown or trampled by a giant monster, and the car shell had long been deformed. When Feng Bujue fell, his waist was cut by a metal edge that came out of nowhere, a finger-long wound.
It's bleeding.
In a situation like this where the whole person fell down, the armor was of no use. The jacket he stole from the gun shop somewhat alleviated the damage.
"Niang Xipi..." Feng Bujue climbed out of the car while swearing.
His face was also scratched by broken glass, and a bloody gash opened horizontally on his left cheek. However, this injury was considered shallow. It did not cause much loss of survival points and did not cause continuous bleeding damage.
Woo——
The smoke and dust caused by the missile explosion had not completely dissipated, but the cry of the giant guinea pig sounded again.
According to Feng Bujue's memory, these monsters are very powerful. Conventional combat weapons are basically useless, and even tanks will be knocked over if they drive past. Bullets, artillery shells, missiles... none of them can hurt them. They can only suppress them a little.
effect.
As a human being of flesh and blood, getting close to these guinea pigs is almost like seeking death. With such a huge difference in body size, if a human gets close enough, no matter if they are scratched, bitten, stepped on or scratched, they will definitely die...
"We're just around the corner... How can we be stopped here?" Feng Bujue muttered viciously. He put his backpack on his shoulders, held the wound in one hand, and held a gun in the other.
When he opened it, his foot suddenly stepped on it.
The next second, there was a sound of concrete being torn apart, and the pavement under Feng Bujue's feet opened up with spider web-like cracks with a radius of five meters. And the person in the middle of this web suddenly rose up like a bullet coming out of a gun, and jumped onto it.
the sky.
With a three hundred and six movement in the air, Feng Bujue successfully climbed onto the rooftop of a four-story building.
Since the street was impassable, he climbed over the wall and walked directly through.
Unexpectedly, Brother Jue had just crossed the rooftop diagonally and caught a glimpse of Randy on the street in front of him. Even as the troll gradually approached, this idiot still stood there and played his first-person selfie skit.
.
"Fuck...this guy..." Feng Bujue naturally recognized Randy, and the cursor on the radar also showed that this was one of his side mission targets.
So I have no choice but to save...
"Run quickly! You [beep——]" Feng Bujue jumped towards the street, and in mid-air he used ando to shoot two grenades at the guinea pig.
At the moment when the grenade hit the monster but had not yet exploded, Feng Bujue happened to hit the ground. He didn't even bother to make buffering movements. He took the impact of the fall, maintained his standing position, and immediately jumped forward.
With a face full of horror, Randy saw a figure falling from the sky like a superhero and rushing towards him.
This man was covered in blood, looked ferocious, and did not look back at the explosion scene. It seemed that he was a pure man...
"Ah -" Feng Bujue roared inexplicably. This roar contained too many complex emotions, of course, mainly anger and displeasure.
With one arm, Brother Jue picked up Randy. He didn't even care about the wound. He gritted his teeth, picked up a middle-aged man on one shoulder, ran forward like flying, and asked loudly: "
Where is your home?"
"What...what?" Randy asked numbly, still in shock.
"Your home! Where is it!" Feng Bujue repeated one word at a time.
"It's... right over there..." Randy pointed to a house dozens of meters away. Two seconds later, he picked up the camera and pointed it at himself: "Oh... God, there is a superhero coming to save me.
Yes." He raised his head slightly and said to Feng Bujue: "Hey, buddy, what's your hero's name?"
"[Beep——]" This was Feng Bujue's response.
And Randy actually believed it. He looked at the camera and said: "His name is [Beep——], oh! A real superhero, how cool is this!"
If it wasn't for the mission, Feng Bujue would have killed this guy long ago. But at this moment, he still had to endure it.
In less than half a minute, Feng Bujue rushed to the door of Stan and his family's house. The door of the house was not closed, so Feng Bujue threw Randy in with a wave of his hand. He followed closely behind and entered the house.
As he closed the door, Brother Jue collapsed on the ground.
Within a few minutes, this series of actions had significantly reduced his survival value, now reaching a dangerous value of 13%.
As soon as Feng Bujue entered the house, he took out disinfectant, bandages, and suture needles and threads from his backpack, preparing to treat the wounds on his waist.
As a very efficient person, he was not idle and took advantage of this time to communicate with the three NPCs in front of him. "Don't be afraid. I'm here to help you." Both Shelly and Shelly showed fear and helplessness.
Only Randy held the camera with concentration on his face, pointed it at Feng Bujue, and explained: "Look. The superhero is stitching up his wounds in my living room."
Although Feng Bujue wanted to beat Randy up, he still held back because he knew that there was no tape in the camera in Randy's hand... and Brother Jue was not prepared to remind him, so he just let this guy take the photo.
Come on.
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At the same time, Central America, Costa Rica airspace.
In the night sky, a C130 transport plane with the American flag and the Department of Defense logo printed on its fuselage was flying south.
Five primary school students were sitting in a row in the cabin, no one spoke, and the atmosphere seemed quite strange.
Suddenly, the door to the cockpit was opened, and the co-pilot walked in and said to the children: "Okay, we are still 800 kilometers away from Peru. After landing, a truck will take you into the country. They will give you a brief introduction then."
Mission description." After saying this, he retreated into the cockpit and closed the door.
A few seconds later, Craig said expressionlessly: "When you came up with that genius idea of pretending to be a Peruvian panpipe band to make money, was there such a brief moment? Which one of you would say the last sentence?
'Hey, you know what, this plan might go awry.'" He paused for two seconds, and then continued: "No, you don't think so, because you are all assholes and will never learn your lesson, so the whole school
Your classmates all despise you."
Kyle replied: "No! All the kids in school like us." He looked at Stan and said, "Is that so?"
Stan continued affirmatively: "Of course, the kids at school love us so much." He turned to Craig and said: "It's just that because we are in a bad situation, Craig started dragging us."
Craig still complained calmly: "I dragged you...you took away the money from my birthday red envelope (the money for the children to form a Peruvian panpipe band was obtained from Craig), causing me to be arrested and sent to
Miami. Now we can't go home without ruining the country of Peru... So, was it me?" an pointed at Craig and said to the other friends: "I have nothing to say to this guy.
explain."
Craig ignored him and continued: "Do you know why no one in school likes to play with you four?" He paused habitually, "Because you are always doing this kind of thing... you always come up with some bad ideas.
, the result is often the opposite, and then you are sent out of the country, or thrown out of outer space or something." He concluded: "That's why... no one wants to play with you." an replied nonchalantly: "You
That’s too pessimistic, craig, the boat will straighten out when it reaches the bridge.”
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Meanwhile, the U.S. Department of Defense, conference hall.
At this time, the conference hall was empty. There was only one person standing silently at the front of the podium. He was the bald chief, and he was also the Minister of Homeland Security.
Directly in front of him is a map of the world. At this moment, he is looking at the map with his hands behind his back. There is still a proud smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Sir, we have encountered bigger trouble." The black officer wearing a general's uniform came in from the door holding a document and said anxiously.
"Oh?" The tone of the Minister of National Security seemed very relaxed: "What other questions are there?"
"Reports of major disasters have been sent from all over the world. The culprit causing huge casualties and losses seems to be..." The black officer hesitated.
Before he could finish his words, the Minister of National Security turned around and sneered: "Guinea pig?"
The black officer was stunned when he heard this, "Uh... yes, sir. How did you know?"
"You are so close to the truth, Davis." The Minister of National Security smiled, "Haha... I almost saw it."
"Eh? Sir?" Davis really didn't understand what he meant, sir.
"I thought you knew the truth in Miami...but you just couldn't see through the clues," the Minister of National Security said again.
"You...you knew this would happen?" Davis stammered.
"Oh~ this is just the beginning, Davis." The Minister of National Security raised his hand and waved with one finger, "And I... will never let you do anything bad."
Before he finished speaking, the Minister of National Security suddenly opened his mouth and shot out his tongue like a javelin. In one second, it stretched to a length of four to five meters. The tip of his tongue penetrated into Davis's eye socket, passed through his eyeballs, and entered his brain.
Davis had no time to react. After holding on for a few seconds with his whole body trembling, his brain was completely smashed, and his body fell to the ground weakly, turning into a stiff corpse.
The Minister of National Security retracted his tongue and said very calmly to the corpse in front of him: "I'm sorry, my friend. I have worked hard and worked hard to get to this day." He paused and said, "The panpipe band is playing.
Towards destruction, our era of guinea pigs has arrived." He leaned over and picked up the file folder in Davis' hand, "And the only person who can stop this has been sent to an unknown place..."
At this time, the first page of the file was a photo, and the person in the photo turned out to be Craig...
