It took Feng Bujue a long time to deal with the wound, firstly because the cut on his waist was much larger than expected, and secondly because the clothing could not be taken off (the ski jacket obtained in the script was OK, but the purple one was
Long suits are not suitable), so he can only sew through the tears in the clothes, which affects the efficiency.
Of course, there is also the most critical point: he is very bad at this kind of mending work...
At this time, Sharon and Shelly had calmed down a bit, but Randy was still playing with the camera...
"Okay, now I turn the camera back on." While turning on the thing, randy aimed at his face and began to explain: "ok, I'm Randy Marsh (randymarsh), I'm shooting some
Things... A group of giant monsters are attacking our town, and there is chaos outside the window right now." He said, turning the camera around and pointing it at the window facing the street.
You can see through the window that the streets are littered with broken corpses and overturned cars; many underground gas pipes have exploded, and no one is taking care of the fires caused. And those living people are either screaming or running away.
Falling in a pool of blood, waiting for his blood to drain away.
"I almost didn't make it back to the house alive, but fortunately this superhero [beep——] saved me." Randy filmed Brother Jue for a few seconds, then turned the camera to his own face, "Sharon and I are here
Together, there is Shelly..." As he said, he used the camera to take pictures of his wife and children. At this critical moment, he maintained his no-limit style and said: "Shelly, quickly wave to the camera.
Wave."
"Randy, can you put that damn camera down?" Sharon snapped at her husband: "We have to find a way!"
Randy replied confidently and shamelessly: "I don't know what to do, I'm shocked!"
"How about you put down the camera and go help the injured gentleman?" Sharon made a fairly reliable suggestion.
"Don't worry. Mrs. Marsh, I can handle it on my own." Feng Bujue quickly replied. He didn't want the characters in South Park to perform any form of medical treatment on him.
In this world, let alone Randy, even serious medical staff have basically never saved anyone, and there are quite a few cases where they have killed people alive. In Feng Bujue’s memory, there was a time when Kenny
He was injured or burned and sent to the hospital. After the doctor disembowelled him, took away his heart and put a baked potato in it; another time, a cartman went to remove his tonsils, but after the operation, he contracted AIDS...
There are countless similar examples. Many characters, including Kenny, have died in the Hell Road Hospital due to various diseases.
In short, asking the people of South Park to save you is more dangerous than asking them to kill you.
"Why don't you turn on the TV and watch the news? I'll be here soon." Feng Bujue quickly changed the subject.
Sharon thought it made sense, so she quickly stepped forward and turned on the TV in the living room.
Randy's camera was also pointed at the TV screen.
Perhaps it was good luck. In such a serious disaster, the TV signal was not interrupted and the TV station did not stop operating.
As soon as the power was turned on, a live broadcast about the catastrophe appeared.
"This is a live report from New York, which is also being attacked by giant guinea pigs." The narrator in the screen said: "It is reported that the guinea pig invasion crisis is sweeping across major cities around the world..."
Randy was shocked: "Oh my god? Are there these monsters all over the world?"
The live footage of this news is a little shaky, and the photographer seems to be riding on a helicopter. This high-altitude picture shows that the damage to the big city is even more serious. Guinea pigs are walking through the streets, and explosions of fire and collapsed buildings can be seen everywhere.
Buildings; some soldiers are forming a siege, using submachine guns to unleash powerful firepower on these monsters, but the monsters are as if nothing happened...
"Look at those monsters..." Sharon pointed at the giant guinea pig in the news picture and said, "Randy, what should we do?"
Before Randy could speak, he was shocked again. He only heard a loud bang...
The wall opposite Feng Bujue was knocked open, and a big head of a guinea pig poked in. This cute creature's face was as tall as two people, and it made a low moan of "Woo" from its nose.
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It was at this time that Feng Bujue finished treating the wound and stopped the bleeding.
"Oh my God! Oh my God!" randy yelled.
"This way." Feng Bujue stood up, opened the door behind him, and turned slightly to make way for Stan and his family, "Run!"
The couple was not polite to him and ran out with their daughter.
The m733mando in Feng Bujue's hand had already spit out tongues of fire, and the impact points were concentrated near the guinea pig's eyes.
But this giant monster seemed to be invulnerable to all corners of its body, and it continued to approach without any hindrance.
"Tch... I'm really not afraid of conventional weapons at all..." Feng Bujue spat in displeasure. He also understood that he had to use some means that "didn't belong to this script" to resolve the crisis at hand.
Soon enough, Brother Jue threw away the gun, stepped forward, and used the killer move from the previous script [Nandou Feilong Fist].
When the fighting specialization is level C, the success rate of launching fighting skills is already 75%. Coupled with [Ice Warlock's Persistence], which adds an additional 10% success rate to all active skills, the skills will naturally be launched smoothly.
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As 800 points of physical energy were consumed, Feng Bujue's whole body suddenly burst into a ball of bright purple fighting spirit, and his fists turned into heavy phantoms and struck forward.
In the area under the guinea pig's mouth that day, small pits created by fist energy instantly appeared.
This move of the Nandou Feilong Fist looks very similar to the well-known Beidou Hundred Fist, but in fact the two are very different. The characteristic of the Beidou Shenquan is to point acupoints to cause explosions, while the moves of the Nandou Shengquan are mainly cutting and puncturing.
.The former destroys from the inside out, while the latter destroys from the outside in.
Therefore, seemingly similar moves actually have completely different principles. The process of Nan Dou Fei Long Fist destroying a target (human-sized) is divided into three steps: the first step is to disrupt the opponent's breathing and break up the body protection.
Qi; the second step is to let the cutting power hidden in the fist edge gradually accumulate on the opponent's body; and the third step is to use a lightning-fast piercing finger as the finishing blow.
When this move is completed, many red cracks will appear on the surface of the target's body. These are the cutting wounds penetrated by the last finger. And a few seconds later, when the power of the move is fully displayed, the target will be hit.
Even if he has a body of steel, he will be torn into blood.
But... the target in front of Feng Bujue is really too big...
His attack was indeed effective, turning a piece of the guinea pig's fur and the flesh underneath into blood, but this level of damage was far from fatal. Taking us humans as an example, this injury is probably equivalent to being cut alive with a razor.
A piece of chin meat fell off.
However, the giant guinea pig was obviously in pain. It groaned and took a few steps back.
Feng Bujue was satisfied that he could achieve such an effect. He hurriedly ran back to the door while the monster was forced back, stuffed the medical supplies back into his backpack indiscriminately, and put it on his back with his shoulders. Then he picked up the gun.
Come on, run out.
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Homeland Security Headquarters, in the office of the Secretary of Homeland Security.
At this moment, the Minister of National Security, who is essentially a monster, is sitting behind a desk as if nothing has happened, listening to reports from a group of staff and soldiers. The fact that he killed Davis previously has obviously not been exposed yet.
"It seems like more and more guinea pigs are coming from all directions." A Homeland Security staff member in a suit pointed to the map on the Secretary of Homeland Security's desk and said: "We checked Wikipedia (South Park's usual sarcasm
One of the methods (all government agencies will only look up information online) found that guinea pigs are a creature from the Andes, and that mountain range is here..."
The Minister of National Security crossed his fingers with his hands and put his elbows on the table, as if he was Commander Ikari, and replied: "How is the matter of the panpipe band... being handled? They have been taken to Guantanamo Bay (located in southern Cuba, to
Famous as a U.S. military internment camp)?"
Everyone else in the office looked at each other, and one of them replied: "Sir, we have bigger troubles than those street performers right now..."
"Did you..." the Minister of National Security interrupted the other party rudely, and slapped the table and shouted: "...take them to the boat?"
"No, sir," the man replied, "We've redeployed all the panpipe band personnel to deal with the guinea pig crisis."
"I have already given you an order!" The Minister of National Security clenched his fists with both hands and pounded the table as he stood up. "Those Peruvian panpipe bands should have been put on the ship to Guantánamo last night!" He pointed at himself with his thumb and shouted, "
I have the final say here! I want you to escort the panpipe band onto the boat and send it away immediately!"
After a brief silence, a soldier replied in a normal tone: "As ordered, sir." Then, his voice gradually became smaller, "But you don't have to yell at others." After that, he looked like
He sobbed like a child who was bullied and turned away...
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While the mentally retarded and glass-hearted people in the Department of Homeland Security were being played around by the boss, the plane the children were on had already landed somewhere in Peru, in an open space adjacent to the jungle.
Apart from the five elementary school students, there were only two crew members on the plane: a mustachioed pilot and a tall co-pilot.
At this time, the two men were squatting in front of a communication device that looked like a large radio. The mustache held a walkie-talkie and kept calling, but got no response at all.
More than half an hour has passed since they landed, but the truck that was supposed to pick them up as scheduled has not arrived...
"The satellite cannot be connected, and the radio is not responding." Mustache seemed to have given up. He put down the walkie-talkie and said to the tall man next to him.
The four protagonists were standing not far from them. After hearing this, Stan came over and said: "Okay... let me sort out the situation..." He paused for a second and said: "The Minister of National Security orders you
, took us five children to Peru, landed in the Andes Mountains, and then sent other government personnel to pick us up. Then, they would tell us how to run to Lima, the capital of Peru, and overthrow the Peruvian government."
After waiting for a few seconds, Mustache replied: "Yes, that's it."
Kyle looked at this adult with unlimited IQ. "Do you think this plan is okay?"
"No, it makes no sense at all." Mustache replied immediately.
The tall man also added: "To be honest, the whole operation to suppress the Peruvian panpipe band... has left us scratching our heads." When he said this, he stretched out an index finger on each hand and circled each other.
, the tone is as if a child is admitting his mistake.
Stan spread his hands and said: "Since you also think what they do is inexplicable, can you send us home now?"
Mustache explained: "Uh... you don't understand, kid. Our original plan was to wait here for the rescuers to refuel the plane after landing, and then return... We can't go anywhere without refueling."
"Oh, it's really great." Craig, who was sitting far away and was unhappy, commented at the right time.
"So we can only find another way out of here?" Kyle asked tentatively.
Mustache shrugged, "It seems like this is the only way."
Ten minutes later, two unarmed Homeland Security pilots took five children into a dense forest.
Craig, who was walking at the back, continued to complain calmly: "This situation is very interesting. We just walked into the dark forest, and it became more and more fun."
Cartman turned around and said: "You know, Craig, your attitude is really annoying."
Kenny also responded: "That's right."
Cartman added: "No one wants to play with a guy who complains all the time."
"Hey... look ahead!" The tall man suddenly saw something and shouted loudly.
Everyone looked forward, and there were many towering mounds on the ground in front of them. The mounds were circular in shape, with a diameter of at least six or seven meters, and the middle of the mounds seemed to be hollow. And these mounds seemed to be...
The traces left by some giant creature when it crawled out of the ground.
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Feng Bujue rushed out of the house. Judging from the cursor on the radar, the three people had not gone too far, so he quickly chased after them.
Just after running a few steps, I heard a low groan behind me. The giant monster that had been injured by Nan Dou Feilong's fist crushed it and ran through the entire house and chased it into the street.
Feng Bujue looked back and saw that the bloody wound under the guinea pig's mouth had begun to heal, and the speed was very fast, so fast that it was visible to the naked eye.
"It's unreasonable...it can actually heal itself." Feng Bujue thought in his mind. It is estimated that the only way to completely kill such a guinea pig is by using [Demon Fighting].
But... so what if you kill one? There are thousands of these "hairy gods of death" everywhere. Let alone one, killing a hundred of them won't change the overall situation. Maybe it's because of this that the system will
Give the task of "survive".
"I'm not the main character in South Park. If I encounter a monster like this, I'll die if I'm not careful..." Feng Bujue ran forward while muttering: "By the way...in such a big event, it's super good."
Where are all the friends (superbestfriend, an organization similar to the Justice League in South Park, whose members are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu and Aquaman)? They are missing!"
Woo——
There was another strange noise, and a giant white guinea pig knocked down a house facing the street, blocking Feng Bujue's path.
"Ah-ah! My arm!"
In the mouth of this giant monster, there was also a passerby. The man's entire left arm was in the guinea pig's mouth. Blood stained half of his body red, but his arm was not completely severed. This made him
The whole person was bitten.
Seeing this passerby kicking his feet off the ground and screaming in agony, Feng Bujue kindly picked up his submachine gun without saying a word, and shot the guinea pig in the face, killing the man...
While firing, Feng Bujue moved laterally and made a half circle around the guinea pig. Using the width of the street and his own speed, he successfully dodged away and rushed to the rear of the monster.
When he reached this position, he could already see a family of three running in the distance.
Sharon held her daughter's hand and ran in front, while Randy followed closely with a portable video camera. He did not delay filming while escaping, and was still explaining: "Okay, we are running away, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
…Look, there’s my wife and daughter in front of me, and they’re running away too. Hey, Shelly! Wave to the camera.”
As Shelly ran, she turned around and cursed at her father...
Bang! Along with the explosion, another brown guinea pig rushed into the street and crawled towards Randy and the three of them.
These three people also panicked and fled into a bus on the roadside in panic.
The bus had apparently been abandoned and the doors were open.
When Feng Bujue saw them running in, he immediately felt bad and cursed: "Damn...this IQ is exactly the same as that of the trash killed in horror movies. He ran into the car and waited to be caught in the jar, right?"
At this point, Feng Bujue couldn't possibly leave them alone. He had already paid such a heavy price, and now he would definitely not be willing to give up on the mission and escape back to the shopping mall alone.
"I have to complete this branch today. I'll kill you if I die!" Feng Bujue roared and rushed towards the bus.
But he didn't expect that as soon as he took a step forward, another gray guinea pig crawled out from the side road, and crawled towards the bus with its brown companion.
The two monsters were like cats surrounding a canned fish, clinging to the bus, pushing and scratching it. The car was soon crushed and deformed, and the window glass was almost completely shattered.
At this moment, an incredible scene appeared in front of Feng Bujue's eyes.
Randy, ran out of the bus...
He ran and ran until he was five or six meters away from the bus. Then he pointed the camera at the two monsters on the bus and explained: "This is the picture I took from the outside of the bus, oh yeah!"
After that, he ran back to the bus quickly... (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian.com to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile users please go to
