"It would be great if I could fly like neo..." Feng Bujue, who was falling, looked at the night sky with lazy eyes and sighed sincerely.
As his soul improves, maybe one day he can really fly, but not now.
"Hey...it must be very hurt this time." Feng Bujue stopped thinking. He slowly rotated in mid-air, his legs slightly bent, preparing to land on the ground.
As a result, the impact at the moment of landing was not as severe as expected, and the loss of survival was less than expected. Even Feng Bujue himself didn't know why.
In fact, this is a sign that his fighting expertise is approaching B level...
Woo——
The giant monster not far away had approached Feng Bujue, and with a low groan, its giant claws pressed down.
At this moment, it was obviously too late to take out [Miss Moxxi's Bad Temper] from the bag. Due to the distance and angle, it was not appropriate to attack with [Death Poker].
So, Feng Bujue was cruel, burned another 800 points of physical energy, and released [South Dou Feilong Fist].
After leaving Stan's house, we escorted Randy, Sharon and Shelly all the way to the shopping mall. Exactly half an hour later, the cooling down of [Nandou Feilong Fist] was completed.
This time he used the skill while in the state of Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, so the lethality of the move was naturally even more astonishing. But when his fist opened and his fighting spirit was revealed, he was stunned to force the giant monster back five or six steps.
The guinea pig is huge and walks on four legs. Its five or six steps are equivalent to a distance of tens of meters.
The cost was high, and the profit was naturally high. With these dozens of meters of strategic space, Feng Bujue was basically safe. He quickly used the Death Poker to hit the guinea pig's eyes, forcing it further back.
At the same time as the light card flew out, Feng Bujue released the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, turned around and sprinted up the wall.
At this moment, he didn't have a huge backpack on his back, and he wasn't bringing anyone with him. It was easy for him to climb up the building.
Without the assistance of any skills or tools, Feng Bujue can perform all kinds of extreme parkour moves at his fingertips just by relying on his own physical fitness and his soul to clear the way.
In less than ten seconds, he climbed onto the rooftop and was out of sight of the giant monster.
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Peruvian jungle, ruins underground.
Here, there is a rectangular tunnel with four sides. Viewed from the inside, the walls, ceiling and ground on both sides are made of yellow rock and soil; some large broken wooden piles and larger gravels can be seen everywhere in the tunnel, but these things seem
It has no impact on the structure of this channel.
Suddenly, from a corner, a figure holding a torch walked out.
That was Stan. When he walked around the corner, he waited a moment for his friends who were following him and said, "This way, guys."
The other four children followed closely and walked out of the corner. At this time, Kyle seemed to have discovered something again. He said, "Did you hear it? It seemed like the sound of water flowing."
"Yes, it's coming from over there." Cartman continued and pointed ahead.
Not far ahead, there was a rectangular exit, and a rather bright fire came from outside the exit.
While everyone was talking, they walked to the end of the tunnel.
Stepping out of the opening, their vision suddenly opened up. In front of them, a spectacular underground temple appeared.
This space is very open, and the whole space is sinking. There are several huge braziers embedded in the surrounding gray stone walls. For some reason, these braziers are all burning at the moment. There are many water curtains hanging high, and the water flow should be Flowing down from the gaps in the stone cave, there is also a suspension bridge with a huge drop and winding left and right that runs through the temple and is connected to several stone cliffs; and under the stone cliffs, there is a circular waterfall that reaches into the underground abyss.
Looking around, there are two giant humanoid statues built in front of the walls on both sides of the temple, sitting opposite each other in a kneeling position. The facial design of the statues has obvious imprints of the ancient Inca civilization, from their huge "mouths" There are also curtains of water hanging down from each side, pouring straight into the waterfall below.
"Guys, this is incredible." Cartman sighed as he looked at the spectacle in front of him.
The four protagonists exchanged glances, and Stan said: "Let's go in and take a look."
Before they finished speaking, the four of them walked forward side by side.
"No." Craig's voice sounded from behind: "I'm not going."
The other four people were stunned. They all stopped. Stan, who was walking at the front and holding the torch, turned around and said, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Craig replied calmly: "I don't want to follow you anymore."
"Man, we have to go take a look." Stan advised.
"Why?" Craig asked.
The four of them looked at each other, but Stan was the first to reply: "Because... uh... that's how things are."
"Every time you encounter a similar bad situation, you have to get yourself involved, just because 'that's how things are'." Craig complained.
Stan said angrily: "Hey! The people painted on the prophecy wall of the temple are not us! Cowards!"
"It doesn't matter." Craig replied, "Whatever you say, I have made up my mind. I have decided not to mess around with you guys anymore."
Kyle asked: "What do you want?"
"It's very simple." Craig spread his hands and said, "Look at it."
After that, he turned around and started walking back...
The four protagonists looked at him in shock. Their expressions seemed to say: Didn't this kid read the script?
Craig is like a rare character in a horror movie who has a normal IQ. He actually turned around.
He returned along the original path and walked out of the ruins. However, the foursome followed him and shouted at a loss: "Wait! Craig!"
Just like that, Craig walked in front, and the four of them followed him at a distance.
Unknowingly, they walked out of the dense forest and passed through a wilderness, a meadow, and a lake under the moonlight...
Along the way, the four bitches would say something from time to time: "Man, Graig, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, there seems to be something there!"
But Craig always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't look, stop dreaming."
A few hours later, Cartman finally couldn't help but said: "Man, this is so boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"
Craig remained unmoved and replied: "Yes, what a precious 'boring', I just like this."
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Two hours ago, the rooftop of the shopping mall.
"Okay, now, Sharon, Shelly, and Mr. [Beep——] and I are on the roof of the shopping mall." Randy pointed the portable camera at his wife and daughter and explained: "We escaped here from the street.
Come on, we met the Stotch family here." He turned the camera and focused on the other three refugees hiding on the rooftop.
Stotch's family has a total of three members. His father, Chris, is a hidden homosexual (he has never admitted it, but he was once caught working as a male prostitute), and his mother, Linda, loves to cry and is extremely prone to nervous breakdown (she has been crazy several times).
times) woman, as for her son Butters, he is a child with potential bisexuality, extremely naive, silly and cute.
Butters is the most important child character in "South Park" after the four protagonists. He usually plays more roles. His character has been gradually improved after many seasons, and he is quite popular.
"This is Chris and Linda, and their son Butters." Randy explained while moving the camera.
Butters fiddled with his fingers uneasily, waved to the camera nervously, and said: "Hello everyone."
At this time, Feng Bujue was leaning alone on a nearby wall, re-suturing the open wound...
Previously, when he carried an adult and a child, jumped up to a height of more than ten meters and made a throwing motion, the wound had already burst open. Looking back now, when he fell from the sky, the moment of sadness must have been
Confusion caused by massive blood loss.
"What should we do next? Mr. [Beep——]." Randy finished shooting a set of shots and ran to Feng Bujue again.
Feng Bujue really didn't want to deal with these idiots, and even had the idea of killing someone. Anyway, the side mission had been completed, and the system didn't stipulate that he couldn't kill the characters in the play.
But thinking about it calmly, it is not a good idea to kill the main characters in this world indiscriminately, and the chain reaction it will cause is immeasurable. Therefore, Brother Jue still chose a plan of cooperation with NPCs.
"I remember...can you play the guitar?" Feng Bujue suddenly asked something irrelevant.
"Ah? Well...yeah, I can play." Randy replied, "Why do you ask?"
"Very good." Feng Bujue agreed, but did not answer the other party's question.
In fact, Brother Jue just made a confirmation. He was quite impressed by the character of Randy. I remember that this guy participated in a choir when he was young and was recruited by a record company to become a member of a boy idol group (the group is called "
"Jewish Street Boys", Randy joined when he was eighteen years old. A year later, the record company said that they were nineteen years old and too old, so they disbanded the group); in the episode of Guitar Hero, he once played "Carry My Way Wardson" on the electric guitar; also
I once sang in a bar.
In short, Randy knows at least one musical instrument, is good at singing, and can also dance. Although he is a middle-aged uncle with no limits, he has learned guitar for several months, only has ktv singing skills, and can't even read simple music.
Birds who dare to go to the draft if they understand are much better.
"Is there anyone here who can play the panpipe?" Feng Bujue asked again.
"Uh... I can play the harmonica." Chris responded, "Why do you ask this? Mr. [Beep——]?"
"Okay, I think you can do the job..." Feng Bujue responded, then turned to Butters and said, "Butters, you can play the drums, right?"
Butters is an honest boy. He nodded and said, "Yes, sir, but he's not very good at knocking."
"It's okay, just know how to do it." Feng Bujue muttered: "Well... I can play maracas myself (a rocking musical instrument, also known as maracas. A rhythmic percussion instrument originating from South American Indians).
Then..." He thought for a moment and said, "Just in time, the four of us men can form a panpipe band."
"Pan flute band?" Randy asked: "You mean those Peruvian pan flute bands who were detained by the government?"
"Yes, hiss-ah." Feng Bujue accidentally poked the wound with the needle on his hand because he was not concentrating. He explained while removing the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is pan flute music. As long as
Once we find musical instruments, we can use pan flutes to drive them away."
"What? How is this possible?" Chris asked confused.
"Ha... I really didn't expect that I would hear the word 'impossible' from you guys." Feng Bujue sneered, "Last time you were attacked by a large group of homeless people (South Park had a "tramp" incident"
The crisis of "Night" is similar to the movie "Night of the Living Dead", except that the zombies were replaced by homeless people) trapped here, why didn't you consider the so-called rationality?"
"The situation was different that time." Chris shrugged.
"Tramps, hippies, lobster people, future immigrants... I thought you should have gotten used to being invaded by strange creatures." Feng Bujue said.
"Uh... Mr. [Beep——], you seem to know a lot about our town. Are you a local?" Sharon asked.
"I am a superhero, of course I know this." Feng Bujue said casually, "Jesus and Santa Claus are both my good buddies, and they are very well-informed, so I know the things in your town better."
Everyone looked like "that's it".
While speaking, Feng Bujue had finished treating the open wound and stopped bleeding again.
He glanced at the game menu. Currently, his survival value is 24 and his physical fitness value is only 563/2900. Considering that he just drank a bottle of supplement not long ago, it will be very uneconomical to drink it again in a short time, so he planned
Stretch it for as long as you can, and don't drink the second bottle unless absolutely necessary.
"Well... you have to be careful with every next move. Even if the Feilong Fist cools down again, I don't have the physical strength to do it a third time." Feng Bujue was thinking in his mind.
He took a breath, packed up the medical supplies, and stood up, "So...does anyone know where the musical instrument department in the shopping mall is?"
"In the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the library area." Linda replied.
"Okay, let me talk about the current situation." Feng Bujue said: "Ladies, gentlemen, and... children. As you can see, these giant monsters raging everywhere are very powerful, and conventional weapons are ineffective.
." He raised a finger, "As far as I know, they are only afraid of one thing, which is pan flute music." He sighed: "Given that the pan flute music CDs on the market are all classified as dangerous goods by the military and
Take it away... Now if we want to drive away these monsters, we have to play it ourselves."
"But I have to hold this camera, so I can't play the guitar." Randy confidently said something that showed off his limits.
"randy!" Sharon yelled at her husband: "When did this happen!"
"It's okay, Mrs. Marsh." Feng Bujue said in a relaxed tone, and turned to look at Randy, "You can get a special headband and tie the portable camera to your head. This will not affect the shooting, and
Don’t delay your performance.”
Feng Bujue's dark side can be seen here. He had no intention of reminding Randy... There was no tape in the camera at all.
"Oh, that's a great idea!" randy replied happily.
"Then, everyone, come with me." Feng Bujue said and walked towards the door leading downstairs, "As long as we have the instrument, we will be safe. Let's act quickly before those monsters attack.
"
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Peru, Machu Picchu ruins.
Known as the "Lost City" of the Inca Empire, this place is located between the Old Age Peak and the Youth Peak, the most inaccessible peaks in the Andes, and is built on a steep and narrow ridge.
By the way, this is a place where alpacas are born. I don’t know why I specifically mentioned this...
It was night, with heavy thunderclouds, and a Chinook helicopter landed on the top of this ancient mountain.
Two heavily armed U.S. soldiers and three men in black suits stepped out of the helicopter.
The five people soon arrived at the ruins. The Minister of National Security who was walking at the front suddenly stopped and turned around and said, "You guys wait here."
After that, he walked forward alone without waiting for his men to respond.
Ahead, between the walls of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square. In the center of the square, there is an area that looks like an altar, where a tall golden statue stands.
This statue is about the height of three people. It is made of gold from head to toe, including the base. (The metal processing industry of the ancient Incas was quite developed, and they were theoretically capable of making such a gold statue. But this statue here
Fictional and somewhat parody character in the South Park plot), the statue looks like an old Indian, holding a stick in his right hand and a panpipe in his left hand.
The Minister of National Security walked to the statue step by step, and finally stopped about two meters in front of it.
Suddenly, he opened his arms and shouted at the statue: "Look! I'm standing on your land!" He said, and moved closer, "This moment! I have been waiting for too long."
After saying that, the guy unzipped his pants and started peeing on the statue...
While peeing, he laughed wildly: "Ha...hahahaha...hahahahahaha!"
Several of his colleagues who stood behind and looked at him were dumbfounded and thought to themselves: Sir, are you crazy?
"Hahaha...where are your bullshit prophecies! Huh?" After the Minister of National Security finished urinating, he shouted arrogantly at the statue, "No one can stop me! No one!"
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, five primary school students walked out from behind a broken wall next to the square...
