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Chapter 335 South Park Chapter (9)

"craig!" the Minister of National Security shouted viciously at the "savior" in front of him, "No! How could you appear here!"

The four protagonists following Craig also saw the situation here. An pointed at the Minister of National Security and said: "Hey! Isn't he just the idiot who sent us to this stupid place!"

Two staff members and two soldiers from the Department of Homeland Security also came over at this time. One of them asked: "Sir? What happened?"

The Minister of National Security hurriedly took a few steps back, pointed at the five children and said: "Kill them!"

"Ah?" The two soldiers holding submachine guns were stunned, "Why?"

"They are a Peruvian panpipe band that escaped. (Baidu Search Literature Museum)" the Minister of National Security replied: "We must eradicate the roots!"

Stan quickly raised his hands and said: "No, no, listen to me, the Peruvian panpipe band can drive away those guinea pigs." He explained: "The reason why the whole world has fallen into a catastrophe is precisely because you drove away the bands."

The Minister of National Security quickly said: "Don't listen to him! I said! Kill them!"

Kyle also raised his hands and shouted: "If you don't believe it, see for yourself! The Inca prophecies are in the ruins."

At this time, the intelligence and outlook of the idiots at the Department of Homeland Security magically came online.

A staff member said: "Sir, maybe we should listen to them and go take a look."

A soldier next to him also added: "Yes, they are just children, sir."

The Minister of National Security gritted his teeth in hatred, took two steps forward, clenched his fists with both hands and said, "Damn it! Damn it, Craig!" He said to Craig, "You just won't give up, right?"

Craig replied with a pained face: "I haven't said anything yet..."

But the IQ of the Minister of National Security has dropped off, and no one can stop him from exposing the conspiracy. "For thousands of years, terrifying giants have lived in the valleys of Peru. Hidden in the lost world. The Incas knew how to trap them. Those monsters... use panpipe music, because guinea pigs can't stand that kind of music..." He explained in detail: "But the prophecy says... one day, the monsters will be released, and I..." He paused. , "The one who will free the monster."

Everyone around him looked at him in shock, perhaps because they didn't understand...why this guy wanted to tell the truth about his conspiracy.

"The Incas predicted that a savior would come..." the Minister of National Security pointed at Tucao Emperor and said: "It's you...craig!" He emphasized his tone: "But this prophecy will not come true, because...you will all Die here!"

Before he could finish his words, the gun had already been fired.

A soldier standing behind the Minister of National Security opened fire decisively, trying to kill the culprit.

The bullet pierced the chest of the Minister of National Security. He looked down at the bullet hole in his chest with some hesitation, but not a drop of blood came out there.

"Ha...hahaha..." the Minister of National Security sneered.

"You...you are also a monster." The soldier pointed at him.

"Oh~ I'm more than just a 'monster'." The Minister of National Security replied calmly: "I'm much more powerful than them." After saying that, his face suddenly began to distort and his mouth opened to an unbelievable degree.

The next second, red electricity visible to the naked eye floated around the surface of the Minister of National Security's body, and his entire skin twitched as if it was about to be stretched open.

In just three seconds, this monster disguised as a high-ranking U.S. government official revealed his true form.

It's...a guinea pig (a giant guinea pig wearing a pirate suit).

"Oh my God!" Stan shouted.

Craig remained calm: "Mr. Monster, I promise you, I have no intention of ruining your plan at all. I'm going to walk away, look..." He said and walked to the side.

While walking, Craig accidentally stepped on a large floor tile with black and white carvings on the surface. When he stood on it, the floor tile under his feet suddenly glowed blue and rotated upwards.

At the same time, the eyes of the golden statue not far away also lit up with the same blue light, and the short stick in its right hand immediately shot out a golden ray, pointing at the floor tile.

The moment the ray hit the floor tiles, Craig's eyes suddenly lit up. Two blue beams of light were ejected. He didn't do anything, he just stood there, and the two beams of light blasted towards the dolphin pirates on their own.

"Oh! No!" the dolphin pirate cried out in pain.

"Okay...my eyes are emitting shock waves at this moment..." Craig complained in his calm tone.

"Stop! Ah! Craig, I curse you!" The dolphin pirate turned over and fell to the ground, letting out his final groan.

The four people from Homeland Security, as well as the four protagonists, all stared blankly at the scene happening in front of them.

When the monster lost its resistance, the light beam in Craig's eyes disappeared automatically, and the floor tiles under his feet also rotated back into place.

Craig walked down from there without saying a word, just sighed deeply...

Up to this point, everything is the same as what Feng Bujue remembers about the tenth and eleventh episodes of the twelfth season of "South Park". According to the normal plot development, those Homeland Security personnel will soon contact the headquarters.

The imprisoned Peruvian panpipes will be released before dawn, and the guinea pig crisis will be over in the morning.

but……

[Sandbox 022986 major event has ended]

[Mirror shielding has expired]

[The cloned script will be cleared by the system after 600 minutes]

[Those who are above Level 3, please return to the other world immediately]

[Level 4 personnel can use the remaining time to freely destroy script data]

【Wish ya'll good luck】

At this moment, all the derivatives in this "clone script" world heard these reminders.

…………

At the same time, Feng Bujue was in the shopping mall discussing with several script characters what kind of music should be played with the configuration of a panpipe band.

Suddenly, there was a strong noise in his head.

"What's going on..." This was a sensation he had never experienced before playing a game, "Where is the sound coming from..."

Feng Bujue knew that the sound was not received by his ears, but through some other means. His first reaction was to open the game menu to check if this was some kind of abnormal state.

As a result, he found that his status was normal, but for some reason, all the fonts in the taskbar became garbled characters.

"What happened?" Feng Bujue muttered: "The mission system crashed?"

boom--

A loud noise interrupted his thoughts.

Brother Jue followed the sound and saw a large piece of concrete from the ceiling falling dozens of meters away, and a figure falling from the sky stood in the rising dust.


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