Facing Tu Mei's sharp eyes, Xiong Ji said incoherently: "Isn't it... wrong... this is..."
"Where did you steal it from? You perverted bear." Tu Mei pressed the phone with a look of disgust and looked at Xiong Ji with her peripheral vision.
"No... don't call the police! This is my own thing." Xiong Ji replied, "Is there a law that prohibits you from wearing your own bra when going out?" He frowned and put on a serious expression, "
Besides...although I am a pervert, I am not a pervert! It is incredible to compare perverts with perverts! Even if I am a pervert, I am just a pervert who is called a pervert!"
Tu Mei broke into a cold sweat, and the corners of her mouth twitched as she continued: "So... isn't that the worst scumbag..." She curled her lips, "But... since you bought the clothes you wore,
Bra, that means there is no victim, which means...this is not an incident."
"Yes, yes!" Xiong Ji replied.
Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi also chimed in: "That's right, that's right, if you bought it yourself, it's no problem!"
"How could there be no problem..." Tomei continued, "Indeed, this is not an 'incident', but...as a male, walking around in public wearing a bra is undoubtedly indecent.
Yes, I still want to repay..."
"Tumei-chan, although what you said makes sense..." Xiong Ji interrupted in a deep voice, "But... you will be called to the police just for wearing the bra you bought yourself when going out. Don't you think that the so-called personal freedom has been lost in this world?
?"
"Public security regulations exist to restrict perverted freedoms like yours." Tomei held her cell phone and said with a smile, "Besides... I just like to report crimes, can't I?"
"Please, stop!" Xiong Ji continued, "Every time I call the police for such a trivial matter, it's like... people can't show their underwear except in the toilet and at home!"
"Isn't this nonsense..." Listening to this god-like conversation, Xiao Tan was shocked. He thought in his heart, "What is the world in your perverted mind like?"
"Okay! Xiong Ji!" At this time, Feng Bujue had already taken action, "Stop talking to me!" He cursed and pulled off Xiong Ji's clothes.
bra.
"Ha~" Xiong Ji was startled when he saw the situation, but he just screamed and did not resist.
"Okay." Brother Jue took the pink bra and turned to Tumei and Miaomei, "He has already taken off his bra." He pointed at Xiong Ji, "It's summer now. Boys don't wear clothes on their upper bodies.
Carrying a schoolbag is considered normal."
"Well...since you said so, Cat Saburo..." Tu Mei pondered for a moment, then put down the phone. Then, she looked at Xiong Ji and said, "Well...I won't call the police for the time being. Today.
One day, I will observe your behavior and attitude during the outing. If you are honest and serious, I will not send you to the health center."
"Eh? A health center?" Xiong Jiqi said, "Isn't it a police station?"
…………
Thirty minutes later...
The five people walked all the way north, and unknowingly walked several kilometers away.
"Brother Jue..." Xiao Tan, who had excellent eyesight, seemed to have discovered something. He quietly turned sideways and whispered to Feng Bujue beside him, "At eleven o'clock, there is a group of people gathered together.
…”
"Copy that." Feng Bujue responded. Then he added, "It's probably the 'crime scene' over there. Don't make it public yet. Let's take a closer look at the situation." He said this.
When he was walking, his eyes were fixed on Xiong Ji in front of him. It seemed that... he was more worried about Xiong Ji committing a crime and being caught than on the branch case.
Everyone walked for a while, and soon they came to the vicinity of "that group of figures".
"Ah! It's Officer Inunosuke." Miaomei looked over and said from a few dozen meters away.
Because Inunosuke is wearing a police uniform and his fur is white, even an animal with poor eyesight can recognize it from a long distance.
"Oh! Did something happen here?" Xiong Ji said excitedly.
"Let's go over and take a look." Tu Mei continued.
So, without Brother Jue and Xiaotan saying a word, everyone was already heading there...
At this moment, there were four "people" and a horse standing on the grass.
The horse is a white horse with a saddle.
"People" are the following four people...
The first one is the familiar police officer Inunosuke; the second one is a bald monk wearing an orange cassock; the third one is a man with a red scarf around his neck and a gold hoop on his head.
The monkey-faced spirit; the fourth one is a kappa spirit with green skin and blue costume.
When he came closer, Feng Bujue saw the appearance of those guys clearly.
At this moment, his balls hurt more and more...
"It's you guys..." Two seconds later, Brother Jue lowered his head and held his forehead, thinking in his mind, "By the way...are you and Xiong Ji originally from the same universe...are the Japanese and Japanese universes connected?
…”
Before Feng Bujue could catch up with the terrible unfolding in front of him, Tomei had already stepped forward to talk to him: "Officer Innosuke, what happened here?"
"Oh, it's Usagi-chan." Innosuke looked back at the five children and said, "An incident happened here."
"Look! Tu Mei-chan, it is indeed an incident!" Xiong Ji continued.
"What kind of incident is it? Officer Inunosuke." At this time, Feng Bujue also stepped forward, put on a solemn look, and asked, "If it's convenient, tell us, maybe we can help
Busy."
"Oh~oh!" Xiong Ji shouted from the side, "We can see the long-lost reasoning showdown between famous detectives again!"
"If the murderer is not you... it should be a bit like a duel..." Xiao Tan muttered in a low voice.
"Well..." On the other side, Innosuke thought for a few seconds, looked at Tomei and Kakugo, and said, "This morning, the bureau received an anonymous report call. The reporter said that he witnessed a murder.
The crime occurred at a creek about ten kilometers away from here." He paused, "According to the reporter's description, he saw a human, a monkey and a kappa attacking a pig, and then they
He led a white horse and ran away towards the west." As he said that, he glanced at the three men behind him, "So, I followed them all the way on foot, and happened to meet these three guys..." (To be continued
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