Chapter 11 Anti-brainwashing, the counterattack of Sanzang master and apprentice!
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"Mr. Police Officer, if you want to arrest him, please arrest him first. You can tell by the look on this guy that he is not a good person." At this time, the monk wearing cassocks spoke. He pointed in his face without hesitation.
The kappa 'spirit' next to me is ready to angrily betray his teammates.
"Hey..." The kappa didn't react much at all. He just turned to look at the monk and said coldly, "As a master, don't you feel shameful if you betray your disciples immediately when something happens?"
"Don't be wordy!" the monk shouted, and continued to say to Inunosuke, "Officer, I have nothing to do with this person, you have to believe me." His eyes widened, and he stepped forward and grabbed Inunosuke.
holding up his hands, "I am the famous Master Tripitaka! Monks don't lie!"
"Haha..." Inanosuke laughed dryly, "I am still Prince Shotoku, please save yourself." He pushed the other person away, "If you touch me suddenly again, I will bite you to death and report to you."
Write 'assault on police' in the book."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been born." Sanzang bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
"I actually admitted that I was wrong..." As an onlooker, Xiao Tan was scorned by this guy. He couldn't help but muttered, "This guy is quite shameless... But... judging from the appearance
… Could it be that these guys are really…”
"Ah...that's right." Feng Bujue took two steps back, came to Xiaotan's side, and continued softly, "These three guys are the masters and disciples of Sanzang in the Hihe Universe."
"Uh..." Xiao Tan had never read a story about them, so she asked in confusion, "So... that monk is Sanzang, the monkey is Wukong, and the kappa boy... is Wu Jing?"
"Yes." Brother Jue nodded and replied.
"Eh? Where did Bajie go?" Xiao Tan asked again.
"They were eaten by them." Feng Bujue replied quickly in a very calm tone.
"Huh?" Xiao Tan seemed to have not heard clearly and was stunned for a moment, "What did you say?"
Feng Bujue shrugged: "Didn't Innosuke make it very clear...'A human, a monkey and a kappa attacked a pig together, and then they led a white horse and fled westward.'
…”
"I said... what kind of world is this Rihe Universe..." Wang Tanzhi felt as if his childhood had been ruined, "It was promised to be funny... Why do I feel that the stories happening here are so dark!
"
"Be calm." Feng Bujue said, "Although when you calm down and think about it, there are many very scary plots, but at first glance they are still quite funny."
"What you said is contrary to what you said..." Xiao Tan continued. "Everything from the tone to the content is contrary to what I said!"
While they were talking, the "Goku" on the opposite side had already walked up to Innosuke and said with a sullen face: "Mr. Police Officer, anonymous reports and so on...how can you believe it? Maybe someone is just looking at our master and apprentice.
I didn’t like it, so I randomly fabricated a so-called ‘homicide’ to frame us.”
"Yes! Haha!" Upon hearing this, Sanzang was overjoyed. He immediately put on a proud face and said to Innosuke, "We said we attacked Bajie, where is the evidence?"
"Oh...is the victim's name Bajie?" Hearing this, Innosuke took out a small notebook he carried with him and wrote a few notes in it.
"What a big idiot..." Wu Jing looked at Sanzang's back and added a mocking comment coldly.
"Shut up! You traitor!" Sanzang turned around and shouted, "Master, I just accidentally let something slip. At this moment, we must unite!"
While they were quarreling, Wukong seemed to have another idea. He spoke to Inanosuke again: "Mr. Police Officer, there was originally a man named Bajie who was traveling with the three of us, but this morning he has already
He left alone and we don’t know where he went.”
"Really..." Innosuke said suspiciously.
"Ha!" At this time, Feng Bujue strode forward and sneered, "You left by yourself?" He repeated the other party's words. His tone was full of disdain, "Well... you can talk about it.
, what did he say to you before he left?"
"He said..." Wukong was about to answer.
"Wait a minute!" Feng Bujue shouted and interrupted him, "Come one by one." He pointed at Officer Inunosuke, "Please three of you take turns... whisper what Bajie said before leaving.
Relay to Officer Inunosuke."
As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the three people suddenly changed.
"What's wrong? Are you having trouble?" Brother Jue looked at the changes in their expressions and immediately smiled, "Do you feel guilty for being a thief?"
"It's okay..." Unexpectedly, Wu Jing quickly regained his composure, replied in a calm tone, and winked at Wukong and Sanzang, "...just tell the truth."
…………
Three minutes later...
The inquiry is over.
"Officer, do they all say the same thing?" Feng Bujue asked, looking at Innosuke walking back from a distance.
Obviously, Wu Jing's calm attitude just now made Brother Jue feel a little uneasy.
"It's different." Inunosuke replied.
"Aha!" Feng Bujue immediately turned to look at Master Sanzang and his disciples, "Now...what else do you have to say?"
However, what greeted him were three sneering, proud faces.
"Huh?" Brother Jue was stunned when he saw this, and then looked back at Innosuke.
Innosuke continued: "Although the content of what they said is different, the meaning is similar..." He paused for two seconds and narrated, "As for what Bajie said before leaving, Sanzang's version is...'
Wait, stop, I really don’t want it, it doesn’t taste good to me, it tastes like horse manure, really!’” He raised his paw and pointed at Wukong, “Wukong’s version is…’You three are doing this
You're looking at me and whispering... Stop it! It feels so strange!'" He pointed at Wu Jing again, "And Wu Jing's version is...'I mean, do you want anything?
Eat it, which one is delicious? Stop making this kind of black joke! Eh? It’s not a joke?'"
"Eat it! I really ate Bajie!" Before Innosuke finished speaking, Xiao Tan was shocked. After he finished all three sentences, Xiao Tan started to roar.
, “And it feels like it’s been planned for a long time!”
"No, no, no..." Wu Jing looked at Xiaotan and shook his head, "Bajie just left. We didn't do anything to him."
"That's right." Wukong continued, "He was just afraid of being eaten by us, so he left."
"Huh huh huh..." Among these three people, Sanzang was the meanest. At this time, he was also smiling the most proudly. "That's it. Can we go? Mr. Police Officer?"
"Hey...it's such an obvious incident of killing (pig) corpses and cannibalizing them. It's impossible to let them go, right?" Xiaotan said loudly to Inunosuke.
"Of course." Innosuke replied, then looked at the three people and said, "You are quite brave. After making such a confession, do you still think you can leave?"
"That's right!" Even Xiong Ji shouted angrily, "Look... Usagi-chan's eyes have become sharp!"
In this atmosphere, among all the people present, only one... showed a dignified look.
When Feng Bujue watched Rihe, he was still deeply impressed by the story of "Journey to the West: The End of the Journey". To be honest, this story... is terrifying to think about.
If you look at it casually, you may not understand it. If you look at it carefully, you will find it funny. But if you think about it more deeply... it will make your scalp numb.
Why did the three seemingly harmonious masters and apprentices reveal all kinds of morbid obsessions as soon as they arrived at the finish line called "Tianzhu"? Why was Sanzang's asshole exploded twice by Ruyi's stick, causing it to drip with blood?
But he can still walk as fast as flying? Why is Sun Wukong clearly wearing a golden hoop on his head, but Sanzang has never recited the tightening curse? Why is Wukong's mouth full of fangs for the same monster? But Wukong does not... Why are their faces in
Will changes occur at specific times? Why did Sanzang, as a human, finally burst out with extremely long claws? Are these physiological changes related to them eating Bajie? What if they ate them just because they were hungry?
Companion, why don't you eat the white horse? Finally... is the Bajie who passed the "finish" first, a soul? Or a phantom?
"What's going on?" Feng Bujue looked at the three people across from him, his thoughts racing, "With their fearless attitude... what are they planning to do?" His eyes changed slightly, "Do they want to use force to escape?" thinking about it.
Here, Brother Jue immediately recalled what abilities Sanzang’s masters and apprentices had in the world of Hiyori, “But... these three guys are just scumbag masters and apprentices in funny comics, and they are probably only the same as the real "Journey to the West".
Half a dime... If I remember correctly, their abilities are... Wu Jing's shoes are particularly long, Sanzang's hat can be lengthened, Wukong's stick can be extended... and
That’s it…their nails can all stick out and turn into very long claws.”
He thought for a while and then rejected this speculation: "Well... it shouldn't be possible. If you want to take action, you can do it long ago. Before we came here, they were three against one... The success rate of the attack at that time was definitely
It’s higher than it is now.”
Thinking of this, he pondered: "Could it be that...the method they are going to use is..."
"It seems... Mr. Police Officer, you still don't understand." At this moment, Wukong spoke, "How could someone in this world kill his friends and then eat them?" He said, looking at the number.
Xiong Ji, who was just outside, said, "For example... the bear over there, would you eat the rabbit next to you?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji replied with his eyes widened, "What are you talking about? How could I do such a terrible thing?"
"Haha... isn't that right?" Wu Jing added at this time, "This kind of thing is obviously against common sense, and... even if we really have evil intentions towards Bajie, we would do it so blatantly.
Discuss it in front of him?"
"Xiao Tan..." When he heard this, Feng Bujue tilted his head and whispered in Xiao Tan's ear, "Did you see it? These three guys... are doing what we did before..." -
