Chapter 12 Rabbit Beauty Sauce, the famous reasoning of domineering side leaks!
"So... our actions are obviously just acting." Sanzang took over the words of the two apprentices and continued confidently, "Actually, the truth is very simple... none of the three of us like Bajie very much.
, I always wanted to drive him away. But this guy was too slow to realize our malice at all... So, we pretended to want to eat him, and showed it blatantly in front of him,
I want to scare them away."
"After a period of deliberation, this morning... the plan finally came to fruition." Wukong continued speaking quickly, "By the creek, we approached Bajie step by step, pretending to eat him.
The way he looked. That idiot finally got scared, turned around and ran away, never to come back again."
"Now that I think about it... that anonymous call to the police was probably made by Bajie himself, right?" Wu Jing on the side also answered, "After he was driven away by us, he was vaguely aware of the truth. Out of resentment, he used this
A way to retaliate."
"Haha..." Sanzang laughed arrogantly, "Do you understand? Mr. Police Officer, there is no 'incident' here at all. Even if there is, it is just a 'false police report' incident, and the culprits are not us."
"Hmm... It seems to make sense." At this time, Tu Mei's sharp eyes had returned to calmness, she touched her chin and said, "In this sparsely populated suburb, there is a probability that there will be witnesses nearby when the murder is committed.
It’s very low. Besides…it’s a bit strange to report the crime anonymously.”
"See, that's what the little girl with 'bad eyes' said." Sanzang pointed at Usagi and said to Innosuke, "Can we go?"
"Hmm..." Inunosuke nodded slightly, as if he was hesitating.
"Ha!" Suddenly, Brother Jue laughed loudly and looked at Innosuke, "Officer Innosuke, do you really believe what they said?" His sentence was not a question at all, so he did not wait for the other party to answer.
Then he turned to Usagi and said, "And Usagi-chan, as a famous detective, is it really okay to just let the guilty people go...?"
"Nanni~" Hearing this, Sanzang, Wukong and Wujing all turned their attention to Brother Jue.
Sanzang immediately gritted his teeth and glared at Feng Bujue and said, "I said... that boy who looks like a cat... you have been causing mischief there since just now. What do you mean?"
"Stop talking nonsense, you bald man!" Feng Bujue put one paw on his hip and pointed at Sanzang with the other, "Do you think you can get away with it by talking nonsense?"
"It seems possible..." Xiaotan beside him couldn't help complaining in his heart. "Didn't we help Xiong Ji get away with it three times..."
"What! You damn little brat! How dare you call me bald!" Sanzang shouted in a frantic voice, "My hair is shaved, not lost!"
"Why do you care about that kind of thing..." Wu Jing continued coldly, "Don't they always end up bald..."
Before he finished speaking, Sanzang pointed at him with his arm: "As for the bald guy... that kappa over there is truly Mediterranean!"
"Hey! The kappa is born with this hair style!" Wu Jing, who had been calm just now, suddenly changed his face and shouted at Sanzang, "From the kappa's point of view, my hair is still very thick!"
"You obviously care about it...and this kind of sophistry is too childish..." Wukong stared at his two living treasure companions. His red scarf was already messy in the wind.
"Shut up! You stinky monkey!" The next second, Wu Jing turned to Wukong and said, "You are obviously a monk, why are you the only one with hair all over your head? No matter how you think about it, it doesn't make sense!"
"Ah... after you reminded me..." Sanzang also turned back to look at Wukong with a look of eagerness, "Even Bajie has a bald head... why can you, a stinky monkey, be exempted?"
"Because I'm a monkey, bastard!" Wukong exclaimed, "Isn't it natural for monkeys to have hair all over their bodies?"
"You don't need to explain..." When Sanzang said this, he took out a razor from somewhere. "Without further ado... Master, I'm here to help you get rid of those three thousand worries!"
"Hey...what are you going to do?" Wukong panicked at that moment, with a look of horror on his face.
"Wu Jing, help me catch him!" Seeing that he seemed to be running away, Sanzang quickly called his teammates for help.
Wu Jing's movements were really fast. Before the master had finished speaking, he had already clamped down on his senior brother's hands from behind.
"Stop... stop it quickly!" Wukong struggled and shouted, "Asshole! You two bald men are actually fighting against each other!"
"Officer, you have seen it all." Seeing this scene, Feng Bujue came to Innosuke expressionlessly and said, "Facts speak louder than words... These three guys are born with serious violent tendencies.
, will draw swords against each other because of trivial matters or disagreements. And... they don't care about whether the other person is their partner at all, or... the more partners they are, the more they have no scruples..."
"Hmm..." Innosuke nodded, "That makes sense..."
At this time, Tu Mei's eyes became sharp again: "As expected of Neko Saburo, he easily exposed their true nature, otherwise we would all have been deceived."
"Ah! It's so scary! The use of violence is the most annoying thing!" Miaomei covered her eyes and screamed.
Xiong Ji took advantage of the situation and walked over: "Nyaomei-chan! Don't be afraid, you are almost in my arms..."
"Just calm down..." Xiao Tan, with quick eyes and quick wings, stepped forward and blocked Xiong Ji, smothering the latter's attempt to commit suicide in the cradle.
On the other side...seeing everyone's reaction, the trio of master and disciple once again showed panic.
"Hey... wait, we are just..."
"It's just a joke..."
"No...that's right, we usually play around like this."
But this time, Innosuke would not give them another chance. He stepped forward solemnly and took out the rope: "Okay, if you have anything to say, come to the station with me and talk to me."
"Wait a minute!" Upon seeing this, Wu Jing, the calmest of the three, was still struggling, "Mr. Police Officer, no matter how suspicious our words and deeds are... we will be arrested based on just an anonymous phone call and a casual guess.
It’s a bit unjustifiable!”
"Hmph...well said!" Sanzang became more enthusiastic, "Where is the evidence? Where is the decisive evidence?"
"You guys!" At this moment, the wretched Xiong Ji stepped forward with a righteous face and shouted loudly, "What evidence is there? With hundreds of arrest experiences, I have never made such a request!
A true gentleman is one who calmly faces the consequences of being arrested!"
"Where did this naked bear come from?"
"He's been there since just now."
"He seems to be a pervert... Have we been taught a lesson by the pervert..."
It seems that even those three scumbags don't buy Xiong Ji's fault.
"You three... don't be too arrogant..." At this moment, Tu Mei suddenly came forward, stared at them with terrifying eyes, and said sternly, "How dare you look down on Xiong Jijun's rich arrest experience..." She
As soon as his murderous intent appeared, he said, "Kneel down and apologize."
"I'm sorry...I shouldn't have been born."
"I'm sorry...I'm so sorry for breathing the same air as you."
"I'm sorry...please forgive me for being rude and give me a chance to become a pervert."
They knelt down very neatly and said these three sentences almost simultaneously.
"Of course, that stinky bear's remarks are just a perverted cry, not a point worth agreeing with." The next second, Tu Mei changed the topic, "The evidence is indeed very important..." she said, looking at
He walked a few steps to the side and came to the white horse, "Mr. Ma, may I ask, was Bajie attacked by the three of them?"
"That's right, they ate Bajie." Baima replied simply.
"I'm sorry—" Master Sanzang and his disciples were shocked at that time, "So you can talk!"
"Cats, dogs, rabbits and bears can all talk, monkeys and kappas can also talk, why can't I speak?" White Horse asked in a matter-of-fact tone.
[Tumi-chan, the domineering and leaky famous inference] The narrator with a deep voice said this inexplicably in the ears of the two players.
Immediately afterwards, Tu Mei snapped her fingers: "Hey! The case has been successfully solved!" (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
