Chapter 16 Criminal Mentor? The Consciousness of Being the Protagonist?
"Just...even if you say so..." Xiong Ji still did not give in. He said sincerely, "The thief bears_eye is indeed not me!"
I have to admit that as a criminal who frequently exposes evidence of his crimes, his seemingly brilliant acting skills are worthy of recognition...
"Okay, Xiong Jijun..." Feng Bujue showed an evil smile, "The notes on the card have betrayed you..." He paused, "If I read it correctly... haha... that one just now
You asked Mr. Wang next door to write the crime warning card for you with a watercolor pen, right?"
Brother Jue's ability to deceive people is superb. He has a set of methods to deal with various targets with IQ and personality. At the moment, he has used an effective routine to deal with characters like Xiong Ji - putting on a
Look confident and speak out a set of wrong inferences, and speak quickly and with sufficient momentum.
He understands that in this funny and curious universe full of slots, as long as the atmosphere of communication reaches a certain subtle critical point, it can lead to...
"Nonsense!" Xiong Ji shouted back, "I obviously wrote it with my left hand and a pen!"
Snapped--
"You're so stupid!" Before Xiong Ji could finish his words, Xiaotan flapped his wings.
"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji, who was tricked into confessing and slapped, knelt down. "Please forgive me... Phantom thieves and so on... Crime previews and so on... It's all because I watched a few episodes of Detective Detective on TV.
It was a spur-of-the-moment thing...anyway...I just sent a card, and I didn't...uh..."
At this moment, Feng Bujue restrained Xiong Ji with another "gorilla strangulation" move, and interrupted: "Don't evade the important when explaining the problem..."
"Ah... I'm going to die..." Xiong Ji said with a painful expression and a hoarse voice, "I can't do it anymore... breathe... breathe..."
After a few seconds, Brother Jue let him go: "Hmph... a scumbag with a combat power of only five..."
"Haah...haah..." Xiong Ji knelt on the ground and gasped, "It's so... so painful... I seemed to have seen the Santu River just now."
"Haha... Penguin is waving to you from the other side of the river." Brother Jue smiled gloomily and answered.
"Wha...what..." Xiong Ji's expression suddenly changed again. It turned into a state of shock and horror, "Why did you suddenly mention Penguin Assistant..."
"What do you think?" At this time, Xiao Tan had already vaguely noticed Brother Jue's strategy, so he also put on a stern look on his face and said to Xiong Jiyan, "You think... the killing of Penguin Zhu can just be forgotten.
?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji replied with an iron-orange face (because that's the color of his face), and his whole body was trembling, "You... what did you say? The murderer... who killed Penguin Assistant was obviously an ape..."
"Suruyoshi?" Brother Jue said. "Ha!" He laughed dryly, "Don't forget, through reasoning, the person who made Sarukoshi take the blame..."
Xiaotan continued: "...It's just the two of us."
"We knew from the beginning that the real culprit was you." Feng Bujue put his cat face in front of Xiong Ji and said in a deep voice, "So...you'd better be smarter..."
Xiaotan also took over the conversation and read: "We can arrest the innocent Sarukichi, and naturally we can also arrest you, a pervert with numerous crimes."
"You...why on earth are you doing this?" Xiong Ji asked hesitantly with a look of horror on his face.
Snapped--
"You're so stupid!" Feng Bujue also slapped him, "Don't ask questions without permission!"
"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji immediately knelt down on the ground and replied respectfully, "Sir Neko Saburo. Lord Hayabusa, please give me some advice..."
"Has the name even changed..." Xiao Tan thought after seeing this. To be honest... the speed at which the perverted bear in front of him was losing his moral integrity was astounding to him.
After a few seconds, Brother Jue winked at Xiao Tan, then he squatted down so that his eyes were level with Xiong Ji's, and said, "Listen up, Xiong Ji..."
At this moment, Wang Tanzhi and everyone who is familiar with Feng Bujue should know clearly... Brother Jue's brainwashing heresy is about to start again.
"From the perspective of a criminal, you are really inferior." Brother Jue sneered, "As a perverted gentleman, you are always arrested...don't you think it's too ugly?"
"Lord Cat Saburo...what do you mean?" Xiong Ji asked tentatively.
"Let me teach you..." Feng Bujue said, "How to get away with the superb skills..."
"I went... I talked for a long time. Is this the purpose..." Xiao Tan couldn't help but cast a contemptuous look at Brother Jue. The corners of his mouth twitched and he thought in his heart, "But... it's just like Tu Mei's 'glaring'
Likewise, Xiong Ji's 'brainless self-exposure' and 'idiot-like current crime' are both his basic character attributes...can they really be corrected?"
"Really...do you really have that kind of skill?" Xiong Ji looked at Brother Jue expectantly and asked.
"Haha..." Feng Bujue showed a very inflammatory and seductive smile, "As long as you are obedient and do as I say, I guarantee that you can continue to commit crimes as usual and will not be arrested again."
"Hey, hey... as a protagonist, is it really okay to say this kind of line..." Xiao Tan finally couldn't help complaining, "It will teach those innocent and kind-hearted little penyus and teenagers bad things."
"The adjective "innocent and kind" should be reserved for fictional heroines in Korean dramas. People who read this book have no sense of moral integrity." Feng Bujue replied calmly, "The lives of those guys...
By the time it ends, the revolving door that flashed before my eyes must have been filled with embarrassing scenes." He paused and then said, "As a protagonist, I have endured sixteen chapters in this kind of story.
, Is it easy for me? The protagonists are all popular, drink spicy food, kill bosses, swallow treasures, and by the way, have dozens of stunning harems with different personalities, and live a decadent life of excessive drinking and sex... Even Kurama
Rokuro (the fictional detective in the Japanese TV series "33 Minutes Detective") must have a beautiful assistant... But as for me... I can only take a birdman and get entangled here with a useless person with a bear face, and then there will be more
There are seventeen chapters to go through..." He glared at Xiaotan, "Under such circumstances, you are still picky about the way I do things, are you embarrassed?"
"I'm sorry... I was wrong..." Xiao Tan lowered his head, showing a look of sympathy and guilt.
"Very good, let's get back to the business." After Brother Jue finished educating him, he turned his head again and looked at Xiong Ji and said, "So... Xiong Jijun, since you have already issued a crime notice, it's just right... Tonight, in my
Let’s act under the guidance...” (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
