Chapter 17 The road meets the haiku saint! Wang Tanzhi's journey to explore the sun and the world (1
"Ah... I was talking about something two chapters ago... 'How easy is it for me to be the protagonist?', but after changing a chapter, the mess was completely thrown to me..."
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Tan was walking alone on the street with his schoolbag on his back, mumbling something.
"What are you talking about...' Anyway, it's still a long time until late at night. It's enough for Xiong Ji to have me alone. You can move around freely in this script world. Maybe you can take on some hidden tasks or get props.
Something like that... Haha... This is just giving up..."
As he muttered, he lowered his head and looked at the map in his hand: "Also...this map is also poorly drawn...can we really find Miaomei's home and meet them with this..."
"Hey~ That classmate over there."
Just when Xiaotan lowered his head to check the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.
"Huh?" Xiaotan's first reaction was, "Salesman?"
In the real world, Wang Tanzhi is the type who is often stopped by people on the street. Because he seems to be a very talkative person, so... he sells insurance, sells fitness cards, and promotes various three-no products.
Yes, people who claim to be talent scouts... all like to look for him. There are also... random street interviews on TV stations, chats from strange women, chats from strange men, chats from strange people of unknown gender, etc...
…
Xiaotan is such a person. When people first see her, they feel warm and safe. This is an innate temperament. Although it has something to do with appearance, it is not entirely based on face.
If you want to give a negative example... Feng Bujue is one.
Brother Jue's appearance is by no means ugly. The woman in white at the south gate of the harem city made a very fair comment on him - "With all due respect, in terms of appearance, I'm afraid the young master is still a little bit behind." Since it is "a bit behind"
"Little bit", that is to say... not much different. Considering that there are no oppas in the world of Harem City, their aesthetics should be relatively reliable.
However, when Feng Bujue walks on the street, he is rarely spoken to by strangers... Even the staff who hand out leaflets to passers-by indiscriminately will look away when handing the paper to Brother Jue.
Showing a little nervousness.
Under the same circumstances, if Xiao Tan is walking on the street with a smile on his face, others will feel that... something good has happened to this handsome guy. And if Feng Bujue is walking on the street with the same smile on his face,
When others see him, they will think...this handsome guy just completed a secret room murder...
"Hello, classmate, can I delay your time for a little while?"
When Xiao Tan turned around, he saw the figures of two men.
These two... are both "people". Real human beings. Not some anthropomorphic animals.
The person who spoke to Xiaotan looked to be in his forties or fifties and was wearing a light green kimono. He had light brown hair and an unkempt beard on his chin.
The person next to him looked to be in his early twenties, wearing a beige kimono. He had black hair, white hair, and a pair of dead fish eyes. He also carried a wooden box tied to a straw rope on his chest.
"Hmm..." Xiaotan hesitated for two seconds and replied, "Okay."
He was wandering aimlessly, trying to find some branch lines and hidden tasks, so he had plenty of time.
[Side mission has been triggered]
After Xiaotan said the word "yes", the system prompt came.
He immediately opened the game menu and looked at the taskbar. The words "Witness the victory or defeat of Basho-san and Zeng Liangjun as a referee" appeared in front of his eyes.
"Huh?" Xiao Tan reacted for two seconds after seeing the content of the task. "Judging from the names and looks of these two people...could they be 'Matsuo Basho' and 'Kawai Soryo' (historical
Matsuo Basho is a famous haiku comedian in the Edo period who is known as the "Hai Sage", and Kawai Soryo is a haiku poet of the same generation. As a disciple, he and Matsuo Basho traveled to Oshu and Hokuriku, which is called "Journey to the Oku Road"
, he is also one of the top ten disciples of Matsuo Basho, the "Ten Philosophers of the Basho School")?"
Xiao Tan is far less familiar with "Rihe" than Jue Ge, but his historical knowledge is still relatively good. He knows some famous historical figures from various countries, so he wonders in his heart: "Aren't these two people in a master-disciple relationship...
...What is the difference between victory and defeat?" Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly, "But...in this funny universe, nothing will be surprising, so I'd better take a look first and then talk about it..."
"That's great, classmate. Oh... By the way, let me introduce myself first." Seeing that Xiaotan agreed, Basho smiled and continued, "I am the famous Matsuo Basho."
"You actually said you were famous in front of someone you met for the first time..." Xiao Tan didn't know what kind of character Basho was in Hiyori World. After hearing this, he complained in his heart, "Wait... even in front of acquaintances...
Ah...forget it..."
Two seconds later, Xiaotan smiled awkwardly, pretending to be a little surprised, and replied: "Hey~ you are the famous Matsuo Basho-san?"
"Haha... Yes, it's me. Do you want me to sign your clothes?" Basho asked happily.
"Uh..." Xiao Tan replied with vacant eyes, "Then... that's not necessary... Excuse me, why did you stop me?" Xiao Tan quickly changed the subject to something more serious, wanting to finish it as soon as possible.
Task.
"Oh! By the way, that's it..." Basho pointed to Zeng Liang beside him, "The man over there with the bad eyes is my disciple Zeng Liangjun."
"You're so stupid!" As soon as Basao finished speaking, Zeng Liang slapped him from behind.
"Ah -" Basho screamed and turned his neck more than ninety degrees. However, within two seconds, he recovered and looked at Xiaotan again, saying with a look and tone similar to intimidation, "You...
…Did you see something just now?”
"No...I'm a little farsighted and didn't see anything..." Xiao Tan looked at the sky and replied against his will.
"That's good." There were tears in the corners of Basho's eyes, and he said solemnly, "It's up to you to celebrate the legend of Basho in this land. Thank you for your help!"
"Rely on me..." Xiao Tan replied with twitching corners of his mouth, "Speaking of...'Legend of Basho' or something...what on earth is that?"
"Ah, that's why I stopped you." Basho said, and then began to explain, "Actually... Just now, Zeng Liangjun and I each composed a haiku (a kind of Japanese classical short poem, consisting of "five
"-七-五" consists of a total of seventeen syllables. It has strict format requirements and is restricted by "Jiyu")..."
At this time, Zeng Liang spoke very quickly to Xiao Tan: "What I am doing is - the magnificent pine island, Du Yuanxiang borrows the bird's robe, don't let the scenery disappear."
After he finished speaking, Basho said: "And what I did is - even though it was still itching terribly just now, it's gone now."
"Hey..." Xiao Tan was shocked after hearing this, "What's the last paragraph? This shouldn't be a problem with the system's translation, right? Even if I haven't studied Japanese, I can still hear the two paragraphs being very different...
"
"Classmate, I just want to find an onlooker to judge which sentence is better." Before Basho finished speaking, he said proudly, "But let me tell you...if my haiku is '100'
"Zeng Liangjun's sentence is probably '2'...oh no...it's vomit, haha...vomit, ahha...ahha...ahhahaha..." he said, still smiling.
Laughed silly.
"Keep making your face stupid!" The next second, Zeng Liangjun slapped Basho again to stop Basho's foolish behavior...
"Let me check it out... Can the attributes of these two guys be more obvious..." Xiaotan looked at Alexander and thought to himself, "Also... the relationship between these two people
Do we really need a 'referee' to judge the outcome..."
"Classmate..." Basho quickly covered the swollen left side of his face and approached Xiao Tan as if nothing had happened, "That's the general situation... Let's talk... Who do you think is better in haiku, me or Zeng Liangjun?"
?Speak it out...and then sing the legend of Basho..."
"Zeng Liangjun." Xiaotan gave the answer decisively without waiting for Basho to finish.
"Pfft--" Before he could finish his words, Basho spit out a mouthful of old blood and fell on the roadside.
"You should give up now, Basho-san." Zeng Liang stood behind Basho and said coldly.
"That...this classmate...even though I don't know your name yet..." Basho didn't seem to give up yet. He came to Xiaotan again and said, "Please...think about it again...
"
"This guy is really thick-skinned..." Xiao Tan looked at Basho with cold sweat on his face and thought, "The reason you don't know my name is because you never asked me or reported it to me.
Maybe it’s a chance for my family...and...the more you repeat your haiku and think about it carefully, the more inferior you will feel..."
"Ah! Yes!" Suddenly, Basho's eyes lit up. He took out a piece of thick cardboard from somewhere and handed it to Xiao Tan, "If you think about it carefully, I can give this to you~
"
"Do you want to bribe me..." Xiao Tan muttered softly and took the thing handed to him, "Well... if it is really a good prop, I can take the test..."
His words came to an abrupt end because he discovered... that there was only Basho-san's signature on that piece of cardboard. What was even more outrageous was that... there was actually a bright red lip print next to the signature.
"Please put this kind of thing away..." At this moment, Xiaotan's blackened state suddenly came online, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't put it away..."
"Enough is enough, Basho-san." At this point, Zeng Liang couldn't stand it any longer. He stepped forward and grabbed Basho's collar, "Let's go, Basho-san, don't cause any more trouble to others."
"Slow... wait! Zeng Liangjun..." At this time, Basho turned over and stood up straight, "No... Zeng Liang!"
Snapped--
"No... Master Zeng Liang..." Another strong face made Basho change his name to his disciple, "... Duel! Duel with me!" (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better updated. Faster!
