After another two minutes, when Ma Peter's screams completely stopped, Luo Ye slowly put on his clothes and walked out of the bedroom.
Luo Ye's bedroom was adjacent to the combat training room. In addition to stacking weapons and various data instruments, this place was also used as a dining room by Victoria today.
But, can this woman... really know how to make breakfast?
The aroma of milk and butter bread wafted from the long table. Luo Ye sniffed, leaned against the door frame, and looked at Victoria's busy back with interest.
Viewed from behind, Victoria looks like a little daughter-in-law who has just finished her honeymoon, busy preparing breakfast for her sweetheart before going to work - if he is not a killer and she is not an agent, then this breakfast should be the beginning of a warm day.
——However, even if they are killers and agents, it does not hinder this heartwarming picture:
"Husband, come have breakfast~"
"Honey, let's eat together~"
"Husband, what is your work today?"
"Honey, my job today is to kill ten heads of state."
"Husband, you work so hard, you must eat more."
"Wife, you are so considerate..."
If reality could really be like this, how heartwarming it would be... Luo Ye smiled slightly.
"Luo...Brother Luo..." Ma Peter crawled to Luo Ye's feet with a bruised face, grabbed his leather shoes, imitated the plot of a third-rate TV series, and said intermittently: "I, I can't do it anymore, you, you have to
Take revenge, take revenge for me..."
The warm scene was ruined in this way. Luo Ye sighed heavily.
Victoria had a cold face, turned around and glared at Luo Ye without saying a word. In her hand, she held a black-edged flying knife specially customized for Luo Ye. With her other hand, she pressed the bread and used the black-edged flying knife to cut the bread open.
.
Luo Ye took a sharp breath and quickly kicked Ma Peter away. "It has nothing to do with me, he has to learn it himself!"
"Brother Luo, don't abandon me!"
"I want you to make her laugh, but I don't want you to make her angry." Luo Ye lowered his voice and said to Ma Peter, "You'd better ask for it."
"I don't know why she is angry," Ma Peter said with an aggrieved look: "Brother Luo, do you think there is something wrong with the lyrics?"
Luo Ye slapped Ma Peter on the back of the head, "Nonsense, how can there be a problem with the words I wrote myself? Forget it, I think your qualifications are so mediocre, you must be a person who is not smart enough to pick up girls.
You’d better stop learning profound knowledge and go and play with your keyboard.”
"No, Brother Luo!" Ma Peter said eagerly: "I have such a high IQ, how can I not be smart enough?"
"This has nothing to do with IQ. These days, dogs can jump into the arms of beautiful women and ravage them wantonly. Can you do it?" Luo Ye asked.
"I..." Ma Peter was speechless.
Luo Ye patted his shoulder and said, "You are worse than a dog, so give up."
"No, no!" Ma Peter said hurriedly: "I, Ma Peter, will never let difficulties intimidate me! I, I will try again!"
"Ah? Aren't you afraid that Xiao Wei will beat you up?" Luo Ye was a little surprised.
Peter Ma struggled to stand up from the floor, walked up to Victoria with his chest raised, and sang at the top of his lungs: "I have a big long worm -" He paused, looked at Victoria, and suddenly lowered his volume by half.
, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
Victoria slammed the black blade in her hand into the chopping board, wiped her hands, and with all her strength, she swiped it towards Ma Peter's long face.
"Snapped--"
The crisp echo between his palms and his face continued endlessly. Luo Ye closed his eyes. He was clearly in a combat training room, but his ears felt like he was in an orchid valley.
"... Wei, Victoria likes it, yah yah yah~"
"Papa -"….
Peter Ma crawled back with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and his long horse face had been beaten into a round face. "Brother Luo, after I die... remember to bury me in the spring when the chrysanthemums are in full bloom..."
Luo Ye nodded reluctantly, "Ma Peter, you are a man."
When Victoria heard Luo Ye praising Ma Peter, she pulled out the black blade on the chopping board with a cold face.
Luo Ye said hurriedly: "Of course I must severely condemn your shameless behavior."
Victoria snorted softly, turned away, and continued preparing breakfast.
"Brother Luo, thank you for your encouragement! I will not give up!" Peter Ma got up from the floor tremblingly, turned around and walked towards Victoria.
"Hey, hey, I'm not encouraging you!" Luo Ye closed his eyes, not daring to watch the tragedy that followed.
Victoria sighed, put down the black blade in her hand, prepared a slap, and stared at Ma Peter, ready to take action at any time.
Peter Ma opened his mouth several times, and finally plucked up the courage to sing in a low voice with a trembling voice: "Brother Luo has a big long worm, ya ya ya ya yo -" After singing, he closed his eyes,
Prepare for an overwhelming blow.
Victoria was stunned for a moment. Brother Luo has a big worm?!
Seeing that Victoria didn't take action, Peter Ma hurriedly sang: "Brother Luo has a big long worm, babble ya ya yo, Victoria loves it, babble ya ya yo -" He was obviously scared to death and his voice was distorted, but he just didn't want to give up.
——What a crazy guy who picks up girls.
Victoria stared at Peter Ma's face solemnly. After half a second, she couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.
Peter Ma jumped up excitedly and shouted forgetfully: "Laughed, laughed, I made the dominatrix laugh -"
"What? You dare to call me a dominatrix?" Victoria grabbed Ma Peter's collar and slapped him, "Seeking death!"
This time it was not only a slap, but also a combination of punches, and finally a side kick, which directly kicked Ma Peter to Luo Ye's side.
Ma Peter's eyes were so swollen that he couldn't even open them, and he shouted excitedly: "Brother Luo, I did it, I did it, take me to pick up girls."
Luo Ye was slightly surprised, "...With your desire to pick up girls, she will definitely be beaten to death by you."
"Come over for dinner!" Victoria laid out breakfast.
Luo Ye got rid of Ma Peter's entanglement and quickly sat down at the long table. "Why are you so nice today? You took the initiative to make breakfast for us?"
"Are you happy?" Victoria asked with a smile. She lowered her head, not wanting Luo Ye to notice the faint bruises on her cheeks.
Luo Ye said: "It's just a little strange that a dignified and beautiful CIA agent actually cooks in person."
Victoria smiled softly, "One of my etiquette teachers once said: If you treat a man like an emperor, you will be a queen. If you treat that man like a servant, no matter how beautifully you dress yourself, you are still just a servant woman. I think the teacher
You’re right, so I’ll be nice to you.”
Luo Ye chuckled, "Why are you doing these vain formalities? Find a few more girls and let's sleep together at night. That's the real life of an emperor."
Victoria rolled her eyes at Luo Ye and said, "Let's start with breakfast first, lest you ride a bicycle to take a wealthy lady to eat at a street stall." She paused and said in a soft tone: "I will make it for you every day from now on.
Something for breakfast.”
Ma Peter touched Luo Ye's arm lightly and reminded him in a low voice: "Brother Luo, if you show your courtesy for nothing, you are either committing adultery or stealing. You have to be careful."
Luo Ye nodded, "I will be careful, and you should be careful too."
"Should I be careful too?" Ma Peter blinked in confusion, "Is it possible that the dominatrix is also interested in me, a blond foreign man?"...
"That's not true." Luo Ye said, "It's just that although we lowered our voices, with Xiaowei's hearing, she must have heard what you just said..."
Ma Peter exclaimed and jumped up from his seat.
Victoria said with a cold face, "Sit down."
"Yes, yes." Peter Ma sat down tremblingly at the corner of the table, trying to stay away from Victoria's range.
"Have breakfast." Victoria said, "I have something to say after breakfast."
Luo Ye looked at the bread and milk on the table. "Where is my imperial breakfast?"
Victoria stuck the black blade in front of Luo Ye.
"Wow -" Luo Ye protracted his voice, pretending to be amazed and said: "It's so rich, there's actually milk bread! There's actually milk bread! There's actually milk bread!"
The corner of Victoria's mouth twitched, "I know how to make this. Eat it if you like."
"Then I won't eat." Luo Ye stood up.
"You are not allowed to leave until you finish eating." Victoria said coldly.
Luo Ye had no choice but to sit back. "Xiao Wei, I find that your imbalance of yin and yang is getting worse and worse. If you continue like this, you will become mentally distorted..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Victoria slapped the table, "Eat quickly!"
Luo Ye picked up the bread, looked at the milk in the bowl, wrinkled his nose and said, "Can I have some sugar?"
Victoria raised her eyebrows, "Why do you ask so much? Look at Peter Ma, he's almost finished eating——"
While Ma Peter was stuffing bread into his mouth desperately, he said vaguely: "Brother Luo, if you finish eating early, you can leave here early..."
Luo Ye curled his lips, "He is Peter Ma, and I am a human! Xiaowei, go get me some candy."
"Don't go!"
"Don't you want to treat me as an emperor?" Luo Ye said with a serious face: "Isn't it natural to bring a sugar bowl to me?"
"I'm still the queen," Victoria said with a frosty face: "How can the queen do it herself?"
"That's right..." Luo Ye asked: "Where is the tiger and bear?"
Victoria had already prepared the answer, and said calmly: "I sent him to get something." Tiger Bear went to receive the incubator, so saying this was not considered a lie.
"Oh——" Luo Ye turned his eyes to Ma Peter.
Ma Peter said excitedly: "Brother Luo, I'm willing to do anything to learn how to pick up girls!"
"You can't." Victoria frowned and said, "Below the third floor are women's clubs. You, a grown man, can't wander around."
Peter Ma lowered his head in frustration and continued to chew on his buttered bread.
"Xiaowei, you better go and get it," Luo Ye said with a smile on his face: "I will peel an orange for you to eat in a while, so that you can experience the feeling of being a queen, how about it?"
Victoria stared at him doubtfully, "How can you be so nice?"
Luo Ye said with a serious face: "One of my killer teachers once said: If you treat a woman like a queen, you will be the king, and one day she will grant you permission to have wives and concubines - I have been working towards becoming wives and concubines my whole life.
Work hard in the direction of the group.”
Victoria's face was frosty, "I just want to ask, where did you get the oranges?"
"Don't worry about this. Go and get the sugar bowl for me, my beloved concubine—" Luo Ye urged.
"Okay, I'll wait for you to peel the oranges for me to eat!" Victoria stood up bitterly and walked out of the combat training room.
As soon as Victoria stepped out of the room, Luo Ye waved to Ma Peter. "Ma Peter, it's time to show your loyalty."
"Brother Luo, please give me orders!"
"Well!" Luo Ye patted Ma Peter on the shoulder, with an expression like "I saw you right"——
"Come on, eat this shit-like buttered bread for me."