"Come on, eat this shit-like buttered bread for me," Luo Ye said with a smile.
Like shit?!
Ma Peter looked at the bread on Luo Ye's plate and felt a spasm in his stomach. "Brother Luo, I just ate a piece..."
"I see you eat so fast, you must like to eat this kind of thing, so I'll give you this piece too." Luo Ye couldn't help but put the buttered bread on Ma Peter's plate.
"I've been eating it since I was a child..." Peter Ma stared at the butter on the bread, feeling the urge to vomit.
As a foreigner, Ma Peter certainly does not reject bread, and in order to learn how to pick up girls, he is also willing to "go through fire and water" for Luo Ye. But what Luo Ye just said completely destroyed his desire to eat butter bread - he
Suddenly I felt that I had lived for more than twenty years, but it turned out that I had eaten that thing for more than twenty years.
"You're welcome," Luo Ye pushed the dinner plate in front of Ma Peter, "I saw you chewed it very well just now."
Peter Ma's face was as pale as wax paper, and he begged, "Brother Luo, can you change the word, otherwise I really can't eat it."
Luo Ye blinked, "Is it the word 'like shit'? Well, it's really uncivilized at the dinner table - is 'like shit' okay?"
Peter Ma's stomach was already churning. "Stop, stop talking, I'll eat, can't I eat it?" He picked up the buttered bread, knowing that the food itself was nothing, but he shivered a few times, but couldn't open his mouth.
.
"Brother Luo," Peter Ma said with tears in his eyes, "After I eat it later, can you give me some oranges to taste?"
Luo Ye chuckled, "Where are the oranges? I lied to Xiao Wei."
"No, you even dare to lie to a dominatrix?" Ma Peter said tremblingly. The bruises on his face from Victoria's beating have not gone away, and the slightest touch will hurt like hell.
Luo Ye waved his hand, "Why do you care so much? Eat it quickly. You are a foreigner. You don't eat bread just like we eat fried dough sticks?"
Peter Ma breathed out, his previous mood had eased. He carefully picked up the buttered bread, closed his eyes, and took a cautious bite. Fortunately, it was really just butter...
"It's delicious," Luo Ye promised: "Brother Luo promises to take you to pick up girls."
As soon as he heard the word "pick up girls", Peter Ma immediately became motivated and stuffed the whole piece of buttered bread into his mouth in three strokes.
Victoria walked in with the sugar bowl and looked at Luo Ye's empty plate in shock. "Where's the bread? Did you throw it away?" Ma Peter was chewing hard behind her, but her attention was not on Ma at all.
On Peter.
Luo Ye pretended to wipe his mouth and said, "Xiaowei, you know me. I will never waste food. Even if it is fed to dogs, I will not throw it away."
Victoria nodded convincingly and handed him the sugar bowl. "What about the oranges? Didn't you say you wanted to peel them for me to eat?"
Behind him, Peter Ma widened his eyes and looked at Luo Ye worriedly, thinking that Luo Ye would not be able to escape Victoria's cruel hands.
"Oh," Luo Ye sighed heavily and said with a sad face, "I was just about to tell you about this."
"What's going on?" Victoria crossed her arms on her chest.
Luo Ye choked and said: "Just now, I peeled off the skin of the orange, inserted it with my middle finger, and wanted to break her in half for you and me to share. Unexpectedly, it was a chaste orange. She broke away from my hand and jumped out of the window to commit suicide.
Already..."
"Chaste orange? Jump off the building?" Victoria was angry and funny, "Do you think I would believe it? Well, even if it is really a chaste orange, where is the orange peel?"
Luo Ye said seriously: "Originally, there was, but when I thought about that Orange jumping off the building naked, I couldn't bear it. And I am an upright person, so I threw her clothes down too.
.”….
Victoria was so angry that she was trembling all over. She knew clearly that Luo Ye was teasing her, but she couldn't do anything about Luo Ye. She really wanted to slap him, but Luo Ye was not Ma Peter, and any physical attack was a threat to him.
It’s useless, and you may be the one who gets hurt in the end.
She sighed, "Forget it this time. If you don't come up with something real next time, don't ask me to run errands for you. Okay, no more joking, I have something serious to say."
Luo Ye poured the sugar into the milk and stirred it. "What's the matter?"
Victoria cleared her throat and said seriously: "You have no legal status in the women's club. This problem must be resolved as soon as possible."
"I don't have a legal status in the women's club?" Luo Ye pointed at the admiring Ma Peter and said, "Does Ma Peter have one?"
"Of course he does," Victoria pursed her lips and said, "His identity is the website maintainer of the women's club, and Huxiong's identity is the driver of the women's club, but you have nothing."
"Why didn't you assign an identity to me in the first place?" Luo Ye asked.
Victoria sighed, "No one expected that things would become so complicated. It's all your fault. You disobeyed orders and went to the Lin family villa privately. Now I'm afraid your plan to find secret information has been discovered by another group of mysterious forces.
"
Luo Ye nodded thoughtfully, "Are you talking about the force behind Fang Tianming?"
"That's right," Victoria said, "I asked Huxiong to track it down. The two bodyguards who fought with you in Dingxin yesterday were indeed from the Umbrella Company -"
Ma Peter reminded: "The bodyguards of Tang Wan Manor are also from the Umbrella Company!"
"No, although their bodyguards are from the same company, there is no connection between Fang Tianming and Tang Wan." Luo Ye said with great certainty: "Tang Wan's power dominates the sky in Jinghua City, and he acts in a relatively high-profile manner, otherwise he would not act in such a high-profile manner.
He named the manor after himself, but the people behind Fang Tianming are very secretive, cunning and do things without leaving traces. This is what we need to be careful about."
"Well," Victoria nodded, "I have a similar view to you. The forces behind Fang Tianming have the same goal as ours. They are all for the Lin family's top-secret information. We must keep an eye on them, and Tang Wan cannot take it lightly.
She has sent people around to find out your details, so I must arrange a suitable identity for you here."
Luo Ye chuckled, "Why do we need to arrange identities? Isn't it justifiable for us to sleep together at night?"
Victoria arched her eyebrows and said, "Be serious and don't joke!"
"I'm not joking," Luo Ye said seriously, "I am your concubine. Of course, living here will not arouse others' suspicion."
Victoria gritted her teeth and said, "I have arranged another identity for you, and you will definitely be satisfied."
"No, I'm quite satisfied with being your concubine." Luo Ye smiled mischievously.
Victoria automatically blocked Luo Ye's teasing and continued: "The women's club still needs a self-defense training class. You will be their teacher every Friday night. You only need to spend sixty minutes a week to fool that girl."
Just a group of young rich ladies with high status will do. In this way, you can live here legitimately without wasting too much energy."
"You mean to teach beautiful women hand-in-hand self-defense techniques?"
"Are you satisfied?" Victoria asked coldly.
"Satisfied, satisfied," Luo Ye smiled and rubbed his hands, "Isn't once a week too little?"
Victoria glared at Luo Ye bitterly, "Only once a week! I don't want to receive complaints every day about customers being harassed by pervert teachers."
Luo Ye sighed in disappointment, "Okay, but I have a condition."
Another condition! It must be teasing again! Victoria crossed her arms and said coldly: "I can guess it even if you don't tell me."…
Luo Ye lowered his head and took a sip of milk, licked his upper lip, and said unhurriedly: "If you want me to be the coach, you have to give me an assistant."
This condition seemed quite normal. Victoria blinked, "Who do you want to be your assistant?"
Luo Ye raised his hand and pointed, "He, Peter Ma."
Ma Peter looked at Luo Ye in disbelief. Because he was so excited, he choked on the bread crumbs in his lungs, "Ahem, me?"
"Peter Ma?" Victoria's eyes widened in confusion, "Luo, are you sure you are calling his name and not swearing?"
"Sure."
"Brother Luo, you are so generous!" Ma Peter looked at Luo Ye with a grateful face, and even the wounds on his face no longer hurt.
"Why?" Victoria couldn't help but ask: "If you are looking for an assistant, you should ask Hu Xiong. He is an agent appointed by the CIA and is very powerful. But Peter Ma is just a programmer with thin arms and legs. How could you do this?
Want him to be your assistant?"
Luo Ye commented: "Although this kid Ma Peter is as stupid as a pig, after what happened this morning, I found that his ability to withstand a beating is pretty good. The tiger and the bear are too strong and don't know how to laugh. The female guest saw that
After meeting the tiger and bear, they will inevitably feel fear. How can they really dare to use force? Peter Ma is different. He is stupid and wretched. He does not have to be responsible when fighting to relieve his anger. With such a punching bag, they will definitely like self-defense.
of this course.”
Victoria tilted her head and thought for a moment, "What you say makes sense..."
Ma Peter asked: "Luo Ge, Luo Ge, what is a punching bag?"
"A punching bag is -" Luo Ye explained: "It is a character who has intense physical contact with beauties. Your job is to cooperate with the beauties and make them happy."
Peter Ma jumped up excitedly, "Hahaha, I didn't expect that I, Peter Ma, would be here today too!"
Victoria frowned and corrected: "Idiot! That's not how this sentence is used!"
Peter Ma couldn't care less about listening to Victoria's words, and couldn't help but sing excitedly: "Brother Luo has a big long worm, babble, babble, ah yo, Victoria loves it, babble, babble - ah yo!"
Victoria slapped him to the ground, and then shook her head with a skillful movement, throwing her hair to one shoulder. "Okay, this matter is settled, hum, I have begun to expect Ma Peter to do this