Chapter 174: Jiang Zuowu Lang, who understands pig killers in seconds!
South Korea, SKT club.
The day after Snake was confirmed to compete in M Private, Benji was preparing to leave for North America. A few days before leaving Korea, he went to the SKT club again.
This time, Benji did not come to the SKT team as an SKT player, but in the name of visiting a friend.
Walking all the way to Li Guapi's dormitory, you can hear the "ding-dong" sound coming from the stupid chicken along the way.
"Squeak~"
The door opened.
At this time, the SKT club, like Snake, is on a short vacation before M's private life.
"Xianghe!"
Stupid chicken pushed up his glasses with a smile on his face.
In the dormitory, Li Guapi was lying on his back on the bed, browsing the forum happily.
He raised his eyes and asked, "Didn't you return to China a long time ago? Why did you only come now?"
"Last time I planned to invite you to have barbecue, but you didn't come..."
When Benji heard Brother Li saying that he wanted to treat him, he was surprised and said: "It's okay today, I'm not busy."
"That barbecue stall has changed its owner, and the barbecue is not as good as before."
"Oh? Is the original owner very proficient in barbecue skills? I have eaten a lot of barbecue in China, and the barbecue there is also very delicious."
Brother Li shook his head: "It turns out that the owner of the barbecue stall is a woman in her thirties. She has light blond silky curly hair that hangs smoothly on her shoulders. She is tall, wearing high heels, and carrying barbecue.
You can hear a 'ta-da' sound when you walk over."
"When she says 'Guests please use', she smiles and has two dimples on her face."
Stupid Chicken was obviously stunned for a moment when he heard Li Guapi's description.
"Xianghe, you don't need to describe it so clearly. I just asked how her barbecue skills are?"
"and"
"And what?"
Stupid Chicken smiled coquettishly: "From your description of your appearance, I feel like you look like host Eun Jing."
Li Guapi rolled his eyes at him, "Xingxiong, you've run out of barbecue."
Stupid Chicken stuck out his tongue just like when he beat CJ. He had already guessed the result.
"Li Gouqi asked me to bring this to you."
"Um?"
"what is that?"
"Soju." Stupid Chicken responded truthfully.
Brother Li looked at the table and saw that there were indeed bottles of soju.
Suddenly, Brother Li was puzzled.
"That guy, why did he give me soju?"
Benji smiled and said: "He said you would need these things and asked me to bring you some words."
"What words?"
"In the end, it is the devil who dreams of a butterfly. You are both grace and tribulation."
"Xianghe, Wolfberry also said that when you feel sad one day, just drink some soju."
"The more wine you drink, the warmer you become; the more you drink water, the colder it becomes."
"When strong alcohol enters your throat, it will burn away the worries in your heart. When the sadness is gone, your mood will be open-minded."
Li Guapi's eyes widened slightly, "Xingxiong, you made this up, right?"
"Can Wolfberry say this?"
"Xianghe, he said all these dirty things!"
The stupid chicken became anxious and said hurriedly: "Last time you asked me to visit him in the hospital, I paid for those black roses. He knew that I was going back to South Korea, so he asked me to stop by to thank you."
Li Guapi nodded, he believed that stupid chicken would not tell lies: "So, he bought all the shochu?"
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"Yes in name, because I won't buy these things for you. If it were me, I would rather buy you a box of Coke, so that the four of us don't have to drink a bottle of Coke."
"However, I paid for it, and I haven't had time to ask for the wolfberry, just like the flowers I bought from the hospital."
"I understand, sex male."
"Thank you for your hard work. You are going to North America next, right?"
Being interrupted, the stupid chicken followed Brother Li's words and said: "Yes, I will leave soon."
"Well, I hope you can adapt to life there."
The stupid chicken nodded: "Xianghe, Brazil M goes privately, SKT will meet Snake again."
"In this world championship, you must defeat him, and I will cheer you on in front of the screen!"
"Don't worry, I have been waiting for this moment for a long time!" Li Guapi's eyes were sharp when he spoke.
After that, Benji talked for a while in Guapi's room. The two reminisced about the past and had a great conversation until Little Peanut returned to the dormitory from outside.
"Brother, I brought you something, let's eat together."
"Okay." Brother Li looked at Little Peanut and suddenly showed a smile that made the stupid chicken a little bit amused.
"What do you have to give back?"
"Fried chicken, drunken shrimp, and beer."
Little Peanut's fair face also had a kawaii smile: "I bought it before and it tastes very good."
"Senior Silly Chicken, do you want some too?"
The stupid chicken shook his head, forced a smile and said, "I won't do it."
After that, Stupid Chicken stood behind for a while. Li Guapi and Xiao Peanut both put on disposable gloves, and they tore apart a fried chicken. Guapi pulled one wing, and Little Peanut also pulled one wing.
The man burst into cheerful smiles because one wing had more flesh and the other had less flesh.
I watched them drink beer again and discuss the recent games. There were many topics to talk about.
At this moment, he seemed to have become an outsider.
well
With a silent sigh in his heart, Benji bid farewell to Li Guapi and walked out of the 'love nest' of Guapi and Little Peanut.
It's only been half a year since he left SKT, and Benji is still familiar with everything here. He can clearly remember which tile on the floor is loose, which toilet doesn't work, and which place Wolf usually pees.
However, this club where he has been for nearly 4 years seems a little strange now.
Can I return to this place one day?
"Sexy male!" Benji heard someone shouting at the door of KT Club. He turned around and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Unexpectedly, Kka and Xianghe chased him out again.
"Xianghe, aren't you eating fried chicken?"
No matter how I heard this, I felt a little bit resentful.
"I didn't hear you say you were leaving just now. Wolf told me so we chased you out together."
After Li Guapi finished speaking, kka said: "Xingxiong, let's have lunch together before leaving. I'm free today and will see you off then."
Stupid Chicken wanted to nod in agreement, but he still smiled and shook his head.
"It's okay. I'm already very happy to see you and Xiang He."
"I will come back in the future, and there will be time for us to meet again."
"Fine"
"You're right, then it won't delay your trip."
Li Guapi warned: "North America is not that peaceful. You should avoid walking at night to avoid being robbed. If you are robbed, just take out some US dollars. Don't take money or your life."
"I also want to see you return safely, Xingxiong."
Stupid chicken originally wanted to say, of course I want my life but not the money, and I will definitely not be as reluctant as you.
But seeing Brother Li's serious expression, Benji's heart warmed up and the smile on his face became brighter.
After hugging the two of them one by one, Benji waved goodbye and left in a taxi.
Through the car window, Benji glanced at Faker and Kka standing on the roadside.
In the car, Benji looked at his hands, and there were oil stains on them.
Apparently it was left over from when Guapi ate fried chicken.
It even got on my clothes.
Sang Hyuk, you sloppy guy, you haven’t changed at all!
How could Eunjing like you if you're like this?
However, the stupid chicken laughed instead.
This just shows that Sang Hyuk was in a hurry after learning that he was leaving the base, indicating that he was very nervous.
For more than four years, we ate and slept in the same place, faced so many games together, had laughter and hardships, reached peaks, and fell to troughs.
If it weren't for that guy Goji, they would have established a dynasty.
Stupid Chicken cherishes this friendship.
If we want to add a shelf life to this friendship, I would rather it be within my lifetime.
Halfway through the car, he suddenly thought of those soju.
So stupid chicken dialed the phone.
"Hello?" A clear voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Wolfberry, I'm a stupid chicken."
"Oh, long time no see. How are you doing lately?"
Stupid Ji smiled: "It's not bad, I'm getting ready to leave Seoul and go to North America."
"Although it's an unfamiliar environment, I don't want to have trouble with U.S. dollars."
"Yeah, I hope we can meet again at the World Championships."
Stupid chicken: "I hope"
After a roundabout way, he quickly got back to the topic:
"By the way, the soju you asked me to bring to Xianghe last time, I have given it to him as you requested."
"Thank you so much, stupid chicken, you are such a good person!"
"Next time we meet, I'll treat you to kimchi, the kind that definitely suits your taste."
"Okay."
Benji responded and quickly reminded: "Wolfberry, what I bought is Hallasan Soju. This is a cheap vodka from Korea. The alcohol content is around 21 degrees. Compared with other alcoholic drinks, the taste is mellower. Although this kind of Soju has
It has the highest alcohol content, but there is no strong irritating smell of alcohol in the mouth.”
"Although it's cheap, it's the best one I bought from my hometown of Jeju Island. Sang Hyuk's mouth is quite mouthy. Therefore, the price of each bottle of Hallasan in the collection has reached more than 100,000 won.
.”
"I bought 5 bottles in total, so it's 500,000 won."
"Wolfberry"
Before the stupid chicken finished speaking, it was suddenly said that the team was going to conduct emergency training.
then
"Dududu..."
A busy tone came.
Emergency training? Isn’t nake on vacation?
Axi, it is indeed so!
…
Jinling, in a taxi heading to Jiangning District.
It is close to the middle of Jiangning and about 19 kilometers away from Xinjiekou.
In the car, Li Hao, who was wearing a black peaked cap, hung up the phone instantly.
"Brother Hao, the 'Smecta' and 'Smecta' communication you just had were in Korean, right? Who are you talking to on the phone again?"
"Yeah, Korean."
"There is a chicken on the other end of the phone."
"Um?"
Flandre, Chris, and Cuihua were all stunned.
The driver also cheered up and pricked up his ears.
"It's Skt's idiot! What are you thinking about?"
Everyone suddenly realized it, and their expressions seemed a little disappointed.
"Stupid Chicken is going to North America. He briefly chatted with me. SKT is also preparing to go to Brazil in the past few days."
"Oh, I see."
"But, Brother Hao, when did you learn Korean? I think your Smecta smell is a bit strong. I can smell the kimchi smell of Incheon even half a meter away."
"I just learned briefly about kimchi and not kimchi. It probably took less than a few weeks."
"It's actually not that difficult."
Flandre was playing a live broadcast on her mobile phone, and the water friends in the live broadcast room also heard it.
Flandre asked according to the barrage:
"Brother Hao, how far have you learned Korean in a few weeks?"
"To what extent?"
Li Hao thought for a moment and responded: "TOPIKII, an advanced level 6 with a score of 231 or above."
"To explain, it means that the language skills required for research or business execution in professional fields can be used more accurately and fluently. Less familiar materials about 'politics, economy, society, and culture' can be understood and used."
"Although I cannot fully reach the language level of the local Koreans, I will not have any difficulty in implementing or expressing the language and can communicate naturally."
"I said this, you roughly understand it."
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just about the same as my English level."
"..."
Everyone looked confused.
Brother Hao, this is a bit ordinary, right?
Brother Shengqiang took a look at his barrage, and found that many of it read "I'm a waste."
He also responded to the barrage and recited: "I am a waste."
Cuihua next to Brother Shengqiang also said: "I am a waste."
Chris: "I'm trash."
After Chris finished speaking, he looked at the driver.
The unshaven driver was obviously stunned for a moment, feeling a little out of place.
"I am the driver."
The word "waste" is too rude. You should have dignity when you are a repeater.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
There was a burst of laughter in the taxi.
"Master, I didn't let you answer the call, haha."
Chris smiled and said: "I just wanted to ask you how long it will take to arrive."
The driver also laughed and muttered a dialect of "confused".
"It's almost there, there are still about ten minutes left."
…
At about 10:30 in the morning, three taxis stopped in front of the small lofts one after another.
The houses here are quite old and don't look that new.
However, housing prices around here are very expensive, basically starting at 29,000 and up.
Brother Shengqiang made the live broadcast room black for a while. Although Li Hao's residential address is not a secret and many of his relatives know it, there is no need to expose it too much.
"Brother Hao, is this your home?"
"Well, this one isn't it. Just keep going forward and it's the one inside."
"Building?"
"Wow! It's so big!"
"Brother Hao, are these floors your home?"
"There's also a storage room downstairs."
Chris smacked his lips and said, "Let's estimate that this house is worth tens of millions. It turns out that Brother Hao has been a rich man for a long time."
"What a rich man you are, you all live by yourself."
Li Hao smiled: "It's just that my ancestors have some savings. If I hadn't been recruited by Lao Zuo and Chris to Snake, I guess you might see me in the large pork market in Jinling one day."
"My father has long wanted me to inherit his craftsmanship."
"I understand, this is the level of a pig killer in Jinling."
"I understand, instead of going to the market to kill pigs, go to the canyon to kill pigs."
"Are the pigs killed in this house?" Smart asked stupidly.
Liu Qingsong burst out laughing: "No matter how you look at it, pigs are not killed here. There must be a special slaughterhouse."
"Yes, pigs are not killed here, so Xiangzi doesn't have to worry."
While they were talking, a middle-aged man who looked somewhat similar to Li Hao and had a cigarette in his mouth. Although he was unshaven but very cool, he came up to them with a smile.
"welcome!"
"Hello, uncle!"
"You guys are here, come up and sit down!"
Another woman's voice came, it was Hao's mother. Seeing the elegant middle-aged woman, everyone finally understood why Brother Hao's appearance was so incredible.
"Hello, aunt!"
…
Flandre's mobile live broadcast room is open again, taking water friends to reveal the ancestral land of 'Theking'.
"Brother Hao's father is so mighty! But Brother Hao's good looks should come from Hao's mother."
"Brother Qiang, the female anchors of Shark Fighting are all watching your live broadcast! They said they want to see the future in-laws."
"..."
"Sister Zhou gave me a big rocket."
"The little girl gave me a big rocket."
"Sister Hunchback gave me a big rocket."
"Japan sent a big rocket."
"..."
Many people lament that although Brother Hao has a weak waist, he is still very popular!
On the second floor, there is a dedicated living room, which originally had some clutter, but was specially vacated today.
At this moment, various dishes have been placed on the round table.
Li Hao's parents were busy working, and Chris, Zuo Wu, and Zhizi all ran to help.
Li Hao showed them his bedroom again.
The ladies in the live broadcast room were excited:
"Wow, Onii-chan's little world! Can I live here in the future?"
"Hey, dear! What an amazing discovery. The wall is covered with Bilibili girls, and there are so many figurines! Brother Hao is actually a two-dimensional figure! Even the lamp has Gu Tai hanging on it."
"Can you believe it? Such a tough and mighty man has such a girlish heart. Brother Hao instantly turned into a killing machine painted pink."
"At first glance, I don't think I'm an old fan. When Brother Hao was live broadcasting in the dormitory, I saw those figures. Brother Hao has always liked paper figures, and there is no hope for girls."
"Sister Zhou just said that she could cosplay Misaka Mikoto, so she asked Brother Hao if his little heart was pounding."
"What are you dancing for? I'm sorry for A."
…
When it was time to eat, everyone was surprised to find out.
In addition to the various ducks that Jinling people are very particular about when entertaining guests, today's dishes also include many hard dishes with connotations.
Everyone understands the connotation of this dish.
Onion-flavored kidneys, potato-fried kidneys, and minced pepper pork kidneys!
Darling, don't get angry.
The terrible thing is that Hao's father is very particular. When turning the disk, he will always inadvertently turn the three hard dishes in front of Li Hao.
Li Hao was stunned. It didn't take him long to realize that the dishes in front of him were all kidneys!
The key thing is that Ezuo Kiro is really familiar with himself, and this guy keeps causing trouble.
"hiahia~"
"Come on, Brother Hao, eat this, your waist will be so tender, it will fill you up!"
"Eat this again, pork loin with chopped peppers, tsk tsk, it's so delicious!"
"The taste of potatoes is soaked in the kidney flower, and it feels like rolling on the tip of your tongue. Brother Hao, you must try it."
"..."
The way Hao's father and Hao's mother looked at Zuo Wu was one of satisfaction.
Even King Furong, who was the pig killer in Jinling, took out his pocket and sent cigarettes to Jiangzuo Wulang frequently. The two looked at each other and smiled, and they already understood the two or three things in their hearts.
Although it was their first meeting, they seemed to have known each other for a long time and had a good understanding.
Hao Ma knew that Brother Shengqiang was broadcasting live, so she said half-jokingly:
"Haozi doesn't have a girlfriend yet. If you see a suitable one, please help introduce him. He is already a grown man."
"..."
A moment ago, the live broadcast room was still talking about the "hardness" of their food, and at the same time making fun of Brother Wolfberry for not being able to replenish his strength.
After Hao Ma said this, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Me me me me!"
"Mom! Do you think I can do it? I'm good at singing, dancing, rap, and housework."
