Chapter 175: So astringent, brother wolfberry has been wiped!
Because the live broadcast room attracted many high-traffic female anchors, and many young ladies paid attention to it.
Suddenly, the whole atmosphere was completely different.
My friends are really interested in this topic. After all, this is a major event in Brother Hao's life.
There was a lot of discussion, and someone pointed out:
"Brother Hao is very weak now and is not suitable for having a girlfriend. A paper person is fine."
Of course, some people immediately objected, and the old geeks said: "When you really get into it, Paper Man sometimes consumes a lot of energy, haha, then you know everything."
Someone immediately shook their head and spoke accurately:
"You have only seen the surface level. The reason why Brother Hao is so strong is also related to virtuality. The reason why he can maintain his current hand speed is definitely because he has mastered the Qilin Arm... When he practices normally, he will naturally become weak, but this time
Planting the void also led to Brother Hao's terrifying hand speed during the competition. This wave is called refining the void to become stronger, refining the void to combine with the Tao. Brother Hao has been able to fight for so long, don't you think you have nothing at all?"
Some people even said: "Haha, woman? That's just a burden and will affect the speed of Brother Hao's sword!"
Of course, there is also a different way of saying: "Brothers, if you are narrow-minded, it is best for Brother Hao to have a woman that he wants but can't get. Then, the 'Law of Enjing' can be triggered. This is the law of Li's becoming a god!"
"The person above is totally wrong. That's not how 'Eun Jung's Law' works. It was used by Brother Li when he was playing RNG. Why is Brother Li so good at playing RNG? It's because of R(ah)N(Well)G(
quiet)."
"Forcibly open it, right? Then I won't be merciful. I'll cut you to pieces with my sword!"
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Comments like this are normal. When there are more young ladies like this, they will naturally attract a lot of lickers and perverts.
Starting from A, this group of people made comments and the scale of discussion became larger and larger.
"Made, the Supervisor is here!"
"Stop being sour, everyone is just like an old cat in heat, fuck!"
"It's over, Holy Spear's room is going to be gone. You guys, you guys, can't the size be a little bigger?"
"Brother Wolfberry has eaten three kinds of kidneys. I think he can change his name to Brother Kidney in the future."
"Everyone can see from this table of dishes that even Brother Hao's parents know that Brother Hao is weak. This is not the most important thing. When turning the dishes, Snake's team members will place the kidneys in different positions accurately.
Turning to Brother Hao, everyone should be able to understand the intention. This is not about food, but about human connections."
"..."
After finishing this meal, the guests and hosts had a great time.
Dad Hao was very enthusiastic. He opened the small door of a room on the third floor and showed everyone a very dazzling thing.
When the lights in the room came on, Chris habitually closed the door.
That's right, it was a butcher's knife, wrapped in red cloth.
"This sword was passed down from Grandpa Li Hao. I inherited it when I was in my twenties, but when I turned thirty-five, I sealed the sword here again, waiting for the next heir to take over. It was originally
It was going to reach Li Hao's hands, but unexpectedly, there was a fork in the middle."
Everyone knows what the fork is.
Brother Hao went to the canyon and did not enter the slaughterhouse.
Everyone could hear the regret in Dad Hao's words.
Many people see this pig-killing knife and imagine the scene of Brother Hao holding the knife to kill pigs. The contrast is really great.
Put down the keys in your hand and pick up the butcher knife.
Perhaps, a pig killer with sharp sword skills will appear in Jinling in more than ten years.
However, the LPL league has lost its true dynasty cornerstone.
Gangzi asked curiously: "Uncle, what do you mean by sealing the sword at the age of thirty-five?"
Dad Hao grinned and said, "This knife was passed down from my great-grandfather. It has killed countless pigs. It is a powerful weapon."
"If you are not a young and energetic young man, it is not suitable for use."
"Of course, this is just our family tradition. It's not very scientific. Just listen to it as a story."
"You don't know much about this industry, and you think that killing pigs is just ordinary slaughtering, but it's not. To quote a word you mentioned, it's called 'ritual sense'."
"When killing is accompanied by precision and elegance, it is a ritual full of art, and a great but unknown work. But when you enjoy this situation that may just be for your own entertainment, you can
Meditate on the connotation of this unique skill and the depth of its inheritance."
"..."
Everyone was shocked. Brother Shengqiang's camera was focused on Dad Hao, who was currently standing in the C position.
This unshaven man suddenly gained a lot of charm.
He had a burst of confidence and spoke calmly and calmly. The Hibiscus King held between his two fingers was only half burned, and green smoke rose from his hand.
Between inhalations, a brisk smoke ring was puffed out.
Yes, everyone felt a professional spirit.
Brother Hao faced the keyboard and mouse, and Dad Hao faced the butcher's knife.
One is to kill pigs, and the other is to kill 'people'.
At this moment, the two professional faces seemed to be overlapping.
Brother Hao's legacy of cold machines turns out to be here.
"Meditation! Dad Hao actually knows how to meditate! Meditation passed down from our ancestors! This is not a random high!"
"The "Meditation Sutra" appears again, big shock! This is definitely Li's unique skill!"
"Uncle, my surname is also Li. I will learn to kill pigs with you. Do you think it's okay, uncle?"
"Although I don't understand it, I don't know how serious it is."
"..."
Everyone stayed at Li Hao's house for a while, then said goodbye and left around two o'clock in the afternoon.
Although Li Hao said he didn't need to bring anything, the group still left boxes of gifts in the living room.
Li Hao didn't stay at home either, he just said something to Hao's parents and left.
"I've eaten a lot today. I don't know if it's any use." Dad Hao muttered.
Hao's mother frowned: "I checked online and found out. It turns out that the entire Internet knows that Haozi is weak."
"How will I find a girlfriend from now on?"
"No wonder he likes paper figures, Lao Li, do you think I will have a chance to have a grandson in the future?"
"If there is really no other way, then I can only practice another trumpet while I am young."
"..."
After hearing Hao's mother whispering quietly, Hao's father quietly left the room.
You can't hurt innocent people when it comes to your son, right?
…
In the afternoon, everyone at Snake dressed up a little bit. They all wore peaked caps, and they were relatively low-key.
After playing around in Nanjing for a while, especially when passing by Jiangning University Town, I was recognized by many fans.
Around 4:30, two young lady fans in small skirts stood next to Li Hao, one on the left and one on the right.
When the male lickers in the same group were about to press the shutter, one of the bolder girls openly took advantage of Brother Hao. The lickers were left dry and heartbroken, but they still had to keep the smile on their faces.
When the fragrance passed, Cuihua very considerately came up and handed her a pack of tissues.
"Brother Hao, please wipe the lip marks on your face."
"Pfft~" Even Cuihua couldn't help laughing, and he prevaricated: "I understand that it is difficult to break Brother Hao's Taoist heart, but it is not a bad thing that the fans are so enthusiastic."
Zuo Wu walked up and patted Li Hao on the shoulder:
"It is not shameful to dedicate oneself to one's art and profession."
…
On the other side, the young lady who had just taken a photo was very excited when she saw the photo.
"Ah! Xiaolin, why didn't you tell me in advance when you were planning a sneak attack!"
"I just hugged you for a while, you're going too far!"
In the picture, a rather cute-looking girl with short hair stood up on her tiptoes due to quick movements, and then kissed the man on the face.
That prosperous and beautiful face no longer had the cool and cold look of the past. Instead, her eyes were widened, with a hint of trance and surprise, which was quite cute.
"Wow, Brother Wolfberry is so handsome! This photo is great!"
"Wow, it would be great if Brother Wolfberry were my boyfriend. Look at him, he is so innocent. It might be his first time being kissed by a girl."
"..."
"Xiao Lin, don't be too greedy. You've already made a lot of money! Send it to 'Brother Hao' and make the people there envious!"
"Yes, it will be sent right away!"
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Baidu Tieba, Hao Ge Bar.
Level 13 bar friend ‘Brother Hao’s Lin Jiang’ posted a post.
[I accidentally met Brother Hao in Jiangning. Brother Hao lives a wild life! He took advantage of taking pictures without paying attention and attacked Brother Hao. This Bolin Jiang is very capable of seizing opportunities. Brother Hao, who was ganked, did not rely on his positioning.
Avoid it~, hehe~!]
[Seeing Brother Hao’s blank expression, my heart melted. Let Linjiang make a bold guess. This is Brother Hao’s first time! Brother Hao should not be mentally prepared for the leap from the second dimension to the third dimension.
Bar.]
[It seems that Lin-chan is the one who succeeded earlier than the electromagnetic gun sister~]
[Although Brother Hao is weak, Linjiang really doesn’t care. Should Brother Hao think about it? (Shy).]
[Brother Hao is not only gentle in real life, he is even more handsome than in the camera. Even though he is wearing a peaked cap, I recognized him at a glance. Woohoo, it would be great if Brother Hao were my boyfriend... Okay
, stop dreaming, these two pictures are no problem.]
The first picture is a picture of Brother Hao secretly kissing and licking oil.
The second picture shows Brother Hao with lip prints on his face.
…
In a short period of time, Brother Hao will fry the pot!
"What? Brother Hao was ganked by the little sister?!"
"Lin-chan is so seductive, can you come for me next time?" This one was actually sent by the licking dog behind the little sister on a trumpet. He said what he dared not say in his heart, and felt a sense of relief all over his body.
, secretly having fun.
"Wow, Lin-chan is also very beautiful. It's a pity that my brother, Wolfberry, can't get hard~"
"I'm so jealous. Where is Brother Hao? I'm going to steal some sex too!!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, my Oni-chan is impure, not pure! Lin-chan, this little shy girl, it's all your fault!"
"..."
Not long after, the comments that triggered this post appeared.
A backstab from Flandre!
That's right, Flando is also a member of Brother Hao's bar, and she often makes comments with rhythm. Ever since she learned a little composition skills from Zuo Wu, she has been focusing on both, and being funny, and now she is even more talkative.
many.
Flandre first liked this post and then commented below:
"This is true. I was right next to Brother Hao, but you probably don't know what happened next."
"Brother Hao said that this is the first time he has encountered such a situation since he was a child. I feel that Brother Hao is even a little nervous, and his previous calmness and calmness have disappeared. Tsk, tsk, this is Lin Jiang's last solo kill."
"Then I asked Brother Hao how he felt at that time."
"Brother Hao said that I have some feelings, but it's hard to describe."
Flandre began to modify it, making people think about it. He elaborated: "Later, Brother Hao said something again."
"Is this a girl's lipstick? It smells pretty good..."
Flandre then described a bunch of slutty words...
…
In an instant, Brother Hao fried the pot!
Forum bomb!
Snake official website fryer!
LCK Brother Li’s forum exploded!
…
At the night market in Jiangning, Li Hao saw Flando giggling all the time. He looked at his phone in a daze, and then burst into laughter, which was quite nonsensical.
"What's wrong with this guy?"
Chris and Zuo Wu smiled. They were eating skewers and didn't speak.
Cuihua said: "Brother Hao, I'm going to stab you in the back."
Li Hao didn't understand: "Backstab me?"
"When did he backstab me?"
Cuihua nodded truthfully and said: "It must have been a while. In fact, I just discovered it not long ago because it has already appeared at the bottom of Snake's official website."
"Brother Hao, I'm going to fuck you with a gun behind my back."
"Um??"
The more Li Hao listened, the more confused he became. He took out his phone and flipped to the bottom of Snake's official website.
A photo was clearly visible. After browsing the comments below that made him feel dizzy, he traced the source and quickly entered Brother Hao's bar.
Then, I saw a series of remarks made by Flandre.
Obviously, he was responding to what many netizens said...
Flandre: [Brother Hao has never been in love, and has never even experienced a Midsummer Night's Dream like the factory director.]
Flandre: [We are all worried about Brother Hao. He is perfect in every aspect, but he has trouble finding a partner.]
Flandre: [Brother Hao prefers black and white, as well as delicate gray, sisters-in-law, please pay attention.]
Flandre: [Brother Hao is a bit weak. No matter who gets Brother Hao, he must exercise restraint and be patient.]
Flandre: [What kind of person does Brother Hao like? It’s simple. You can’t go wrong with Sister Gun. If you dare to cosplay Mikoto, Brother Hao will dare to stare at you. Our dormitory is full of electromagnetic gun figures.]
"Don't stay in the hotel tonight, stay with me at my house. As you can see, my house is quite big. I will entertain you again."
"Brother Hao, this... this is not good."
Li Hao smiled and said relaxedly:
"It's nothing bad. I'll show you something tonight."
"what?"
"It depends on how the butcher's knife can open the seal."
"..."
Flando shouted: "Brother Hao, don't want it!!"
…
South Korea, SKT club.
Li Guapi, who had just finished ranking, heard his cell phone beeping.
After taking a look, it turned out to be a picture sent by a stupid chicken.
"Xianghe, you should have seen these photos."
"I heard that Li Wolfberry was given first blood. You need to work harder."
"It's all Brother Li and Xiang He, we can't be short of a big slice of wolfberry."
However, what Brother Li saw at this moment was just a photoshopped photo.
After the Lin-chan incident, some young ladies were too envious.
So, they manually photoshopped themselves to the side of Brother Wolfberry.
Among them, there are many masters of P-pictures, and there are also some licking dogs behind the scenes to help out.
What Brother Li got at this time was actually a wedding photo!
Brother Li, who had been beating Rank, had no idea what was going on behind this, and since it was sent by a stupid chicken, Li Guapi immediately thought it was true.
get married?
Have all the wedding photos been taken?
Isn't he single like me?
For a moment, Guapi felt that the world was full of deception.
Especially, this happened to someone he cared about very much.
This made the Demon King couldn't help but think of Eun Jung's attitude towards him.
Wolfberry has taken the final step, but what about itself?
The road ahead is confusing...
Haha, it’s true...
Brother Li opened the cabinet and brought up a bottle of soju sent by Benji.
‘Du~’!
Uncover the bottle cap, then flip open the cup upside down on the coffee table.
‘Dong dong dong~’
After a sound of water flowing, hops overflowed in the cup.
"Tons, tons, tons..."
Li Guapi never dreamed that these shochu would be used so quickly.
…
The devil's heart is troubled, and the strong drink is in his throat again.
One bite burns the heart, the other burns the internal organs.
Tons tons tons...
Hallasan Mountain, Hallasan Mountain, use your weight and heat to burn all your sorrows like fireworks!
Tons tons tons...
…
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"Brazil is located in the eastern part of South America, spanning 35 degrees west longitude to 74 degrees west longitude, and 5 degrees north latitude to 35 degrees south latitude."
"The atmosphere there is very special. Most of Brazil is in the tropics. The northern part has a tropical rainforest climate, the central part has a savanna climate, and parts of the southern part have a subtropical monsoon humid climate. The average annual temperature in the Amazon plain is 25-28°C, and the southern part has a
The average temperature is 16~19℃.”
"Our first battle is in Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo is located in the south of Brazil. The terrain is relatively high and the climate is moderate. However, the temperature difference between day and night is relatively large. It is always good for everyone to bring more clothes."
"Don't catch a cold or have a fever, which will affect your condition. That would be bad."
Zuo Wu kept reminding him.
On May 2, before setting off for Brazil, Team Snake was making the final stages of preparations.
