Zhu Qiqi was startled and said in confusion: "If it's not your third brother, who is that?"
Zhu Qiqi didn't pay much attention to Xiu'er's mysterious disappearance. She thought that Xiu'er went to Meishan Road alone to watch An Yueze, who despised her in his heart. This guy is unjust. He didn't call her to see a handsome guy. It doesn't matter.
, her feet grew on Zhu Qiqi’s body, she also secretly went to Meishan to watch the Taoism, but the Meishan Taoist was stunned and said that Xiu’er had never been there.
Zhu Qiqi bought some sesame oil money and watched Handsome An sleeping for a long time, and then went down the mountain. Xiu'er still didn't come back to Zhu's house. Zhu Qiqi suspected that it was Zhu Tousan who was causing trouble, so she tried to beat him from the side, but Xiu'er didn't.
The disappearance seemed to have nothing to do with him. Ever since Zhu Tou San was stripped naked by zombies and hung up on the gate of the town, and the fact that his belongings were even smaller than an embroidery needle, rumors spread all over the place. He had a shadow in his heart, and he was too tired to mention it.
I didn't even think about going out, let alone playing with women.
She didn't dare to make a big fuss about the disappearance. She sent a few cronies to search around, but there was still no whereabouts of Xiu'er. She thought that if there was no news tomorrow morning, she planned to report it to the official. But when she opened her eyes, Xiu'er would be found.
The child then stood in front of him. Alas, his girl is really like a dragon that sees its beginning but not its end. She comes and goes as she pleases. What this girl does is even happier than a fairy.
Zhu Qiqi had too many questions in her heart. Who knew that Xiu'er had brought a zombie back?
She walked out of the inner room and looked up to see the man standing outside. Zhu Qiqi's eyes suddenly rounded and turned red. "Wow, handsome guy yeah!"
It’s meat, a lot of meat!
Zhu Qiqi slapped Xiu'er's hand away and rushed forward, looking at the rice dumplings in a nymphomaniacal manner. The silver-haired beauty with long flowing hair, that face and body, was simply the darling of God.
A certain woman screamed excitedly, and directly poked Zongzi's chest with her hand, swallowing hard. The two bulging chest muscles were lined with bright pink strawberries. God, I really want to poke them and then go down. It's eight pieces.
The abdominal muscles of human eyeballs, wow, I really want to touch them...
God, he is so wild, so wild, so unique, she likes it!
Wait, is the coat wrapped around his waist made of embroidery? Tsk tsk, if it were replaced by animal skin, it could tightly wrap the sexy buttocks, and even cover up the strong and slender thighs that are exciting enough.
, if I could touch one...
"Miss, you have a nosebleed." Xiu'er was startled and quickly handed over the handkerchief. She probably got angry because she had eaten too much fried food in the past few days.
A certain corpse stared impatiently at the strange woman in front of him. She actually touched him, how bold he was! His violent temper could no longer be restrained. He opened his mouth and slowly exposed his fangs, wanting to beat her up.
Xiu'er panicked, rushed forward and covered his mouth tightly, whispering soothingly: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient."
Zhu Qiqi's eyes were fixed on Zongzi's sexy and charming figure, unable to move away, "Xiu'er, where did you find this beauty? My God, she's so handsome."
"Miss" there was a knock on the door by the maid, who brought Zhu Qiqi mouthwash, face wash, etc. early in the morning.
It was already daybreak, and Zongzi was obviously not used to it, and his temper became increasingly irritable. Xiu'er asked Zhu Qiqi anxiously, "Miss, please help me. He can't see the light. Can he find a place to hide?"
"Of course, go to my room quickly." Can't see the light? Haha, the wild man must not be able to see the light. Daqing, this is Xiu'er's mistress, she brought her home with her, it's quite a show.
"Thank you, Miss." Xiu'er hurriedly pulled Zongzi to Zhu Qiqi's room, but her room was spacious and bright, and there was no hiding place for Zongzi.
Zongzi's face turned pale, and her breathing became more and more rapid. Xiu'er was so anxious that she was sweating. In desperation, she pulled Zongzi and stuffed it under the bed, but Zongzi refused to go in. She stubbornly said: "Xiu'er, I'm hungry." She hadn't been there all night.
Eat, it's time to eat, otherwise you will be hungry again
Yes, she was still hungry. Seeing the leftover cakes from last night on the table, Xiu'er quickly grabbed a piece and said, "I have something to eat. I'm not hungry."
But Zongzi stood in front of the bed and refused to get under the bed to embroider. There was nothing he could do, so he had to get in first, lay down inside, and then waved to him, "Come in quickly."
Zongzi got in and lay down inside. He took Xiu'er's hand and was too sleepy to open his eyes, "Xiu'er?"
"Hurry up and go to sleep. I won't leave. I will stay with you." Xiu'er patted his hand and coaxed him to sleep on the bed. There was a bed cover and you couldn't see your fingers under it. It was indeed a good place.
"Xiu'er, eat" at the critical moment, Zongzi still misses Xiu'er's belly
"Well, I'll eat right away." Xiu'er softened her voice and coaxed, "I'll sleep with you after I eat."
Zongzi quickly fell asleep, and Xiuer lay quietly next to him, feeling very happy. It was great, and he finally escaped from the devil's cave.
Zhu Qiqi dealt with it outside for a while, and told the girl that she was not feeling well and wanted to sleep more. Don't disturb her. The girl quickly left. Zhu Qiqi closed the doors and windows and closed the door.
"Where are the people?" Zhu Qiqi walked into the inner room. Hey, there was no one there.
"Miss, I'm here." Xiu'er crawled out from under the bed with difficulty, holding a piece of pastry in her mouth.
"Pfft..." Seeing Xiu'er's embarrassed look, Zhu Qiqi couldn't help but laugh and said: "Where's the handsome guy? I'm convinced. Why did you sleep under the bed?"
Xiu'er giggled and patted the dust off her body. Zhu Qiqi squatted beside the bed and reached out to lift the bed cover. Xiu'er hurriedly stopped her and said urgently: "Miss, zombies cannot see the light of day."
Zhu Qiqi suddenly realized, "If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten." She gossiped and pulled Xiu'er to sit aside, laughing, "Hurry up and get it real. Where did you get such a handsome zombie?"
"Miss, don't worry, he doesn't suck blood." Afraid of worrying Zhu Qiqi, Xiu'er took the initiative to explain, "He's just a bit grumpy, but everything else is fine."
Zhu Qiqi blinked and said ambiguously: "How could he suck blood? If he really wanted to suck blood, he would suck the sensitive parts of your body."
Her voice was a bit strange. Xiu'er has been with her for many years, so she knew that she was thinking about something embarrassing. Something embarrassing happened between her and Zongzi, but after Zhu Qiqi's bad words, her cheeks turned bright red unconsciously.
"Miss, don't talk nonsense"
"Hehe..." Zhu Qiqi winked and said, "Have you done it?"
Xiu'er was confused, "What did you do?"
"Just with men, that..." ooxx! What a pure child, so much so that she thought she was having too much sex with the handsome zombie guy, and her clothes were torn, so Xiu'er had to take off her clothes to cover up his shame.
Zhu Qiqi gestured with her movements, so embarrassed that Xiu'er almost couldn't find a hole to get in. She jumped anxiously and said: "Miss, you are not ashamed, you can say such things." Miss is a girl to be married, pure and pure, how can you even do this?
You can say all these things, and if Mr. Shao listens to them, he will probably say that the Zhu family's upbringing is not strict, and it will be terrible if the marriage does not work out. This is the only man so far, the only man that the young lady likes.
"What are you so ashamed of?" Zhu Qiqi laughed, "You were wearing underwear, and he was barely naked. Everyone would think wrongly and do it, right? You must have done it."
"No!" Xiu'er was so anxious that she almost cried, "I have nothing with him, miss. He is a zombie and I am a human. How can we be together?"
"It's just because he's a zombie that it's more possible." Zhu Qiqi's eyes were looking at Xiu'er obscenely. She whispered in Xiu'er's ear: "I read a book recently and it said that zombies are all stiff.
Like iron, even that thing is hard, so it will be harder to make..."
Xiu'er felt like she was being killed. She looked at Zhu Qiqi in disbelief and couldn't help but say, "Miss, you are so perverted!"
"With his clothes like that, you must have seen his stuff, it's hard..."
Xiuer fainted and passed out. Oh my God, is Zhu Qiqi really a woman? How could she say such shameless words!
"Tsk tsk, stop pretending," Zhu Qiqi pushed Xiu'er, "Xiu'er, you're not good at lying. I can tell what you're thinking with just one look. You've seen it and done it. Isn't it great?
Tell me, tell me quickly..."
"I didn't, I didn't!!!" Xiu'er was going crazy and was driven crazy by Zhu Qiqi
God, let her die, die!
Xiu'er was excited and incoherent, but Zhu Qiqi was confident and pressed forward step by step, "You just did it, you just did it!"
"No, I didn't!!!" Xiu'er shook her head desperately, "I just looked at it." The words were spoken and it was too late to cover her mouth.
Zhu Qiqi laughed so hard and looked at Xiu'er hehely, "Oh my, it turns out you really looked at it! Tsk, tsk, tsk, big, isn't it big?"
Xiu'er's face turned as red as a boiled crab, tears were forced out of her eyes by Zhu Qiqi. She was so distraught and incoherent that she didn't even know what she was talking about. She just shook her head desperately.
"Big?" Zhu Qiqi guessed: "Small?" She was as excited as if she had been given chicken blood.
Xiu'er was stunned and didn't speak, and was so anxious that she wiped her tears.
"Big, how big is it? Is it as big as a banana, or a corn cob, or an eggplant, or a cucumber?" Zhu Qiqi became more and more excited as she asked, blood rushing to her forehead, "Small, how small is it? Chopsticks, embroidery needles
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"No, no..." Xiu'er covered her ears and shook her head desperately.
"No!" Zhu Qiqi jumped up in fright and said in disbelief: "He doesn't actually have that thing!"