Zhu Qiqi never thought that such an extremely handsome guy would not have the beautiful image of Zongzi in her mind, and immediately fell from the world into the endless dark hell.
A man has no roots and is not considered a man. A zombie has no roots and is not a zombie. At best, it can only be regarded as a monster that is half male and half female, just like the Invincible East.
What a waste of his good skin. Zhu Qiqi was so depressed that she stood up straight, strode to the bed with a quick stride, squatted down, and Xiu'er hurriedly pounced on her, asking anxiously: "What are you going to do?"
"Let me see if he has any?" Zhu Qiqi was a little unwilling and unreasonable. She looked so manly, why did he disappear? Who did it!
Xiu'er held her hand tightly and broke down and said: "Yes, yes, yes, he has a lady. I beg you, stop making trouble."
"Really?" Zhu Qiqi asked doubtfully: "Are you trying to deal with me?"
"No, absolutely not?" Xiu'er cried.
"Big or small?"
"Big" is hopeless for Zhu Qiqi, Xiu'er is already in despair
"How old?" Zhu Qiqi really couldn't help it.
"As big as the lady says it is, it will be as big as it is."
"Wow!" Zhu Qiqi was so excited that her eyes almost popped out, "Isn't it thicker than her thighs?"
"..." Xiu'er wanted to die, she just wanted to find a straw and hang herself.
Seeing Xiuer's hopeless expression, Zhu Qiqi finally had some conscience and stopped pressing her, "Okay, okay, I'm just teasing you, don't be angry."
"..." Xiu'er was completely desperate for Zhu Qiqi and didn't want to talk to her anymore.
"Don't be angry." Zhu Qiqi pulled Xiu'er over to comfort her, but Xiu'er was gloomy and continued to ignore her while wiping her tears.
"Tell me, why did you bring him here?"
Back to the subject, Xiu'er then remembered the business and couldn't care less about being angry, "I went to Meishan Taoist Temple yesterday and accused the old Taoist of Meishan of using witchcraft to control zombies to come down the mountain to cause chaos, and then took the opportunity to make money. But instead of admitting it, he arrested me and put me in a coffin.
Locked up”
When Zhu Qiqi heard about what happened yesterday, Xiu'er was immediately furious, "This bastard, the old Meishan thief, turned out to be the cause of everything. This thief actually dared to use his third brother to scare people."
When An Yueze first appeared, he just smashed things and didn't bite anyone. But there's no reason for zombies not to bite people. It turned out that the Meishan Taoist was secretly operating and taking the opportunity to make ill-gotten gains. However, the Zhu family did not invite a Taoist priest that day.
A monk was invited to resolve the disaster, so the next night, he once again used zombies to scare Zhu Tou San into unconsciousness. He stripped off his clothes and hung them up at the town gate for the people of the town to admire. This bitch caused the Zhu family to lose face. Zhu Zhu San
Now they are all like rats on the street - everyone shouts to beat them!
"These bitches, I'm going to kill them!" After hearing that Xiu'er was almost killed and silenced, and what happened to the Zhu family, the hot-tempered Zhu Qiqi rolled up her sleeves and rushed out, going up the mountain to find an old Taoist from Meishan to fight for her life.
Xiu'er pulled her and said, "Don't worry, miss. This matter needs to be discussed in detail. The Meishan Old Taoist gang is very insidious. If you are careless, I'm afraid you will be arrested like me."
"Oh, I think he dares!" Zhu Qiqi put her hands on her hips, looking like a shrew, "Just the members of my Zhu family can kill him with just a drop of spit."
"We'd better be careful, impulsiveness is the devil"
"Okay, that bitch actually dares to persecute the Zhu family like this. If I don't retaliate, I won't be named Zhu!" Zhu Qiqi gritted her silver teeth, "I want to persecute the eighteen generations of his ancestors to crawl out of their coffins and kneel down to beg for mercy.
"
When Xiu'er heard this, she shuddered, "I think it would be better for us to report to the official."
"Report to the official?" seems to work. In this way, the government will send troops to arrest the person. After catching the person, she will pay some money to get involved, which will make the Meishan old man cry for his father and mother.
"Then report to the official." Zhu Qiqi stretched, "I'll go with you after dinner."
"I can go alone." Xiu'er pointed to the bottom of the bed, "I'm not worried about leaving him a zombie here."
"That's not easy. Put a corpse suppressing charm on it to make sure he can't escape even if he wants to."
Xiu'er thought about it. She hadn't thought of such a simple thing. So, Xiu'er wrote the corpse-killing charm, reached under the bed and put it directly on Zongzi's forehead. The trouble was solved. She decided that if Zongzi didn't
If he is obedient, she will stick the corpse-calming charm on him until he is obedient.
With a "pop" sound, the talisman was firmly attached to Zongzi's head. Just as Xiu'er was about to crawl out, Zongzi reached out vaguely and took off the talisman. He squinted at Xiu'er and asked vaguely.
: "Xiu'er, sleep?"
Xiu'er thought she was dazzled, but the corpse-suppressing talisman was caught in Zongzi's hand. Why couldn't she stop it?
"Sleep, go to sleep right away." Xiu'er took the yellow paper charm back from his hand.
"Let's go?" Zongzi saw that only half of her body was under the bed, and the other half had crawled outside. He immediately became alert and looked at her with green eyes.
"No," Xiu'er comforted, "I'm not going anywhere, I'm just going to stay with you."
Zongzi didn't believe it and still stared at her with green eyes. Xiu'er was so miserable that she couldn't get in or out. After hesitating for a long time, she crawled in obediently and lay down. She must have thought that this evildoer was so advanced that he couldn't even restrain the corpse.
he
The thinking of zombies is very simple. One is one, and two is two. It is not like human beings at all. The sky is full of colorful intestines, and even the air they breathe smells like lies. Zongzi learned a lot from Xiuer. Many times, human beings do not behave in the same way.
one
He closed his eyes and pretended to fall asleep quickly, but sure enough, after a while, Xiu'er crept outside softly.
"Xiu'er?" In the darkness, the greenery bloomed. The frightened Xiu'er fell on him and Zongzi bared his teeth. He hugged her tightly and nibbled on her neck with his fangs exposed as a warning.
Master Zong is very angry and the consequences will be serious!
Xiu'er was so aggrieved that she pressed her flesh against his flesh, even his sleeping bird was stuck between her legs. Her face turned red from holding it in, and finally she couldn't bear it any longer, "Please, let me out, I
If you want to relieve yourself, I swear, I won’t leave, I really won’t leave!”
Zongzi was unmoved and continued to hold her with his hands.
Zhu Qiqi, who was outside the bed, heard the movement under the bed, and her animal blood immediately boiled. She lay beside the bed and stretched out her head to peek. Unexpectedly, Zongzi's sharp Nine-Yin White Bone Claw swung out, almost blinding her eyes.
Zhu Qiqi was so frightened that she broke out in a cold sweat. Mom, even if you gave her ten courages, she wouldn’t dare to peek anymore.
"Put me down, handsome guy..." In desperation, Xiu'er imitated Zhu Qiqi's cooing voice and said weakly: "Oh, my family is really in a hurry, well..."
Zongzi was startled, thinking she was possessed, so he shook her twice. Unexpectedly, he used too much force, and Xiuer's head hit the bedpost. "Ah..." It hurt so much that tears fell down.
"Xiu'er..." Based on past experience, Zongzi knew that he was in trouble, and Xiu'er was going to be angry again.
"It hurts so much!" Xiu'er pinched his face, "It's really annoying. I even said I won't leave. Why don't you let me out? I won't leave suddenly like three years ago."
Zongzi hesitated for a long time, Xiu'er didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't say a word, so he let go.
Xiu'er crawled out in embarrassment, Zhu Qiqi hugged her belly and laughed, "Oh, the slave family is really in a hurry, well..."
"..." Xiu'er was worried about being killed, and said depressedly: "Miss, stop making trouble."
"Okay, let's get back to the business, don't make any noise." Zhu Qiqi restrained herself, "Pfft... hahahaha..." Unexpectedly, Xiu'er, who is usually serious, acted coquettishly with a zombie, and she didn't have a coquettish flavor.
Xiu'er despised Zhu Qiqi and wrapped herself in her coat. She went back to her room depressedly and finished breakfast early. Then she went to the Yamen. Unexpectedly, the Yamen hadn't opened yet, so she waited for a long time and finally waited.
At noon, the door finally opened, and Xiu'er told the story about Meishan Taoist Temple raising corpses. Unexpectedly, the official realized that the matter was too ridiculous, and it was all based on Xiu'er's words. It was not accepted without evidence.
Thinking of An Yueze's safety, Xiu'er got angry and spoke harshly. Unexpectedly, he angered the official and said that if the unruly people behaved again, he would be dragged out and beaten up ten times.
When Zhu Qiqi said this, Zhu Qiqi also became angry, "It's unreasonable. These shit-eating officials dare not to do things for me, and they will see if I don't tear down his yamen."
"..." Regarding Zhu Qiqi's words, Xiu'er's face was full of black lines
Zhu Qiqi hurriedly took Xiu'er and kicked open the door of the Yamen, "Call your county master!" The Zhu family usually contributes a lot of money to support officials, but now that something trivial has happened, they are so negligent.
The master came out with a smile on his face and said, "The county magistrate went to the countryside early in the morning to observe the people's sentiments. I wonder why Miss Zhu came to our office?" Zhu Qiqi is a unruly and willful person, and nothing good will happen when he comes.
"Fuck you, he was still here when Xiu'er came, why are you paying attention to the people's sentiments now?" Officials are the same in ancient and modern times. Food, drink, and diarrhea are all the people's hard-earned money, but nothing can be done.
It's bullshit
"Miss, please pay attention to your identity." Xiu'er's face turned green as soon as Zhu Qiqi's dirty words came out. After all, she is a noble lady, but why does she always say dirty words?
The master was choked by Zhu Qiqi's dirty words. He really couldn't get off the stage. With a red face, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "To be honest with Miss Zhu, the county magistrate has indeed gone to the countryside. He left just now and I'm afraid he won't be able to come back for a while."
"Really?" Zhu Qiqi sneered, "Then I won't leave today. I will leave when he does things!"
"This..." The Zhu family is the richest man, so they must give face. Zhu Qiqi cannot offend her. The master asked: "I wonder what's wrong with Miss Zhu?"
"Just now my maid filed a lawsuit against the Meishan old Taoist for raising corpses, why didn't you accept it?" Zhu Qiqi asked: "Now I have one more complaint. The Meishan old Taoist used zombies to blackmail and threaten the Zhu family's money, and kidnapped my brother and hung him at the town gate for humiliation."
"Ms. Zhu, there are prescribed procedures for the yamen to accept cases." The master explained patiently: "First of all, there must be a pleading, and secondly, there must be real evidence before we can accept it."
"What a waste of words!" Zhu Qiqi said impatiently: "How can she write a pleading if she doesn't know a word of Chinese characters? If everything is true and there is solid evidence, what are the people doing supporting you as officials? The people are paying to support you just to investigate the case. If there is real evidence, what are you doing?"
What do I want you to do!"
Zhu Qiqi's words were harsh, and the master couldn't help but feel embarrassed, "Miss Zhu, please don't make trouble unreasonably."
"Who is making trouble unreasonably?" Zhu Qiqi asked: "When you officials reached out to my Zhu family to ask for money and food, why didn't you call it unreasonable and making trouble? Now you are asked to do something ridiculous for the people, and you are asking grandpa to sue grandma..."
The master's face was red with anger. He waved his sleeves angrily and whispered to the officer next to him: "Go and ask the master to come out."
The official took the order and hurriedly entered the inner hall.
The county magistrate Liu Changsong has been hiding behind the court. As for Zhu Qiqi, a cunning citizen, if it were not for the sake of the Zhu family's face, he would have wanted to deal with her.
How does he get around in Zhujia Town?
"Uncle, it was Zhu Qiqi and her maid that day who beat me up in the street and broke off the engagement last time. She has humiliated me many times and asked uncle to seek justice for me." Standing next to County Magistrate Liu
Zhu Shisan, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, said, "Look, these injuries were all caused by her. My nephew's life was almost lost at the hands of this evil woman."
At the emotional point, Zhu Shisan burst into tears and knelt down in front of Magistrate Liu, "My uncle has always loved his nephew and treated him as his own son. My nephew also regards his uncle as his biological parent. Today, no matter what, you have to plead for your nephew."
A way to survive.”
"This evil woman is so abominable." She dared to sit on his neck and shit. If I don't show her some color today, she is really lawless.
It turned out that Xiu'er failed to sue, and as soon as he left, Zhu Shisan stepped into the yamen, with a runny nose and eyes full of tears, and complained to his uncle. Under his description, Zhu Qiqi seemed to be a vicious person.
Zhu Shisan, the only bad woman in ancient and modern times, was covered in wounds. She was beaten on the nose, not the nose, and the face was not the face. This was not a slap on Zhu Shisan, but a slap on the face of Liu Changsong and Magistrate Liu.
Unexpectedly, when Zhu Shisan was talking about something emotional, Zhu Qiqi and his men broke into the Yamen. Zhu Shisan hadn't finished telling Zhu Qiqi's evil deeds, so he took Liu Changsong and hid in the inner hall and continued to cry.
Unexpectedly, the master's skills were not enough and he was defeated by Zhu Qiqi. Liu Changsong was angry and walked out of the inner hall with full official power. He slapped the tree and said, "You are bold and unruly, openly causing trouble in the Yamen in broad daylight and disturbing your official."
Someone is here to do the work. Drag me out first to make 20 big boards."
"Mighty..." The officials on both sides could not withstand Zhu Qiqi's curses for a long time. Now that the county magistrate has opened his mouth, there is no reason why he can not only teach the unruly girl a lesson, but also let out a bad breath without having to bear the bad reputation.
Anyway, if the Zhu family gets into trouble, it will be because of the orders of the magistrate and has nothing to do with them.
As a result, Zhu Qiqi and Xiu'er got into a fight with each other by the officials, and dragged them out without saying a word, and then beat them!
"Liu Changsong, you bastard, you have to die. If I lose a hair, what will the Zhu family do to you?" Zhu Qiqi cursed while slurring her saliva. She struggled hard, and an embroidered shoe flew from her foot.
Smashed Liu Changsong to death
Liu Changsong was hit so hard that his eyes were filled with stars. He was so angry that he said viciously: "Hit me thirty times, hard!!!"
"Sir, please think twice." The master hurriedly walked over and whispered: "The Zhu family is rich and powerful, and Mrs. Zhu has always regarded Zhu Qiqi as the apple of her eye. You can't beat her. You can't beat her."
"Fart!" Liu Changsong was full of anger, and he followed Zhu Qiqi to utter curse words, "I have long disliked her. I have tolerated her for a long time. Why don't I teach her a lesson today? She is so generous to her mother that she dares to ride on my head.
shit!"
"Sir, you can use other methods to teach her a lesson. There are still many places in the Yamen that need money. You must not offend the Zhu family."
"She hit me with her shoes, hit me with her shoes!" Liu Changsong grabbed the embroidered shoes and slapped them on the table as if they were a scarecrow. He said with great excitement: "What you just witnessed with your own eyes, when have I ever suffered like this?"
kind of humiliation"
"Please calm down, sir. If you hit Zhu Qiqi today, you will hit the old lady of the Zhu family in the face. This will offend the Zhu family in the future."
"According to what you said, I can't keep silent after being beaten by her?"
The master leaned into Liu Zhixian's ear and whispered: "Zhu Qiqi can't be beaten, we can beat her maid. That girl is also a member of the Zhu family. Naturally, we beat her to give a warning to the Zhu family. The old lady of the Zhu family is a smart person. Among them
How could she not understand that if we don’t beat Zhu Qiqi, we will naturally give the Zhu family enough face. Not only will Mrs. Zhu not hold grudges, she will even be grateful to us for handling the matter properly."
"This is quite a clever plan." After weighing the stakes, Liu Zhixian's anger subsided by three points, and he slapped the table with his embroidered shoes, "The Zhu family's maid went to the Yamen to cause chaos and beat thirty boards.