"That's right, this is the red agaric mushroom." Tian Xiaohai said with a serious expression.
"Tian Xiaohai, you are such a bad person! You knew this was a red mushroom, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Bai Qiuling was so frightened that she threw a bunch of red mushrooms away from her hand.
"I told you, but if you don't listen, who can blame you?" Tian Xiaohai sneered.
"It can't really be such a coincidence!" Bai Qiuling was already pale with fright. He quickly took out his mobile phone and searched for photos of the red mushroom.
"Mayor Bai, don't listen to this kid's scaremongering. You see, I've eaten so much. Isn't it okay?" Director Qian disapprovingly picked up a piece of red agaric mushroom and bit it down. Chaoda Xiaohai said with a proud smile:
"Tian Xiaohai, you didn't know what to expect, so you just made sarcastic remarks on purpose. It's because you're jealous that we have something to eat."
"Did you see it? Mayor Bai, I kindly remind you, but there are still people who don't believe it. They think I am out of luck and deliberately deceived them!" Tian Xiaohai picked up the cooked pheasant and pushed away the soil on it and smelled it.
After smelling it, he immediately exclaimed: "The freshly baked pheasant smells so good! I have so many delicious things, do I need to be jealous?"
"Didn't you turn off the engine? Why is there still food?" Director Qian's eyes widened in surprise.
"That's because your eyes were smoked by farts. You can only see poisonous mushrooms, but you can't see the more fragrant pheasant and hare meat." Tian Xiaohai took a bite of pheasant meat, which was fragrant and crispy.
He sat on a stone with his legs crossed and sang: "Red umbrella, white umbrella, let's lie down together after eating. Lie down on the plank..."
"Hmph! Just lie down, I'm doing very well." Director Qian gnawed on another piece of mushroom.
At this time, Bai Qiuling had already found pictures of red mushrooms on the Internet. She compared them carefully and almost fainted with fright.
"Director Qian, throw it away quickly! This is really a poisonous mushroom. You can see that the red umbrella poisonous mushroom mentioned on the Internet looks like this. The song "Red Umbrella, White Pole" that became popular on the Internet also talks about it.
It's this kind of mushroom." Bai Qiuling picked up the phone and handed it to Director Qian.
Director Qian was usually only interested in eating and drinking. He had never heard of the red mushroom. He took a closer look and saw that the mushroom was said to be poisonous on the Internet. He suddenly panicked and opened his mouth: "No way, this mushroom is still poisonous."
It’s really poisonous.”
"That's for sure!" Bai Qiuling felt extremely regretful. She hated herself for not listening to Tian Xiaohai this time.
"Ah...that's it!" Director Qian suddenly trembled and almost fell down.
At this time, the Gudegao brothers and Niu Dazhi entered the cave together.
"What's wrong? Mayor Bai, Director Qian, what's going on with you two?" Seeing that the two of them had strange expressions, Gude immediately stepped forward to ask.
Niu Dazhi, who was on the side, had already discovered the red mushroom on the ground, and shouted loudly: "Oh my god, did you roast the red mushroom and eat it? If you eat this thing, you will die."
At this time, Bai Qiuling and Director Qian had already turned around and started vomiting.
"Oh my god, it's really a poisonous mushroom." Gudegao glanced at the fire, then looked at Bai Qiuling and Director Qian, and shouted: "Send to the hospital quickly!"
"It's too late to send you to the hospital!" Tian Xiaohai sneered and shook his head: "It takes half an hour to get from the mountain to the village, and another half hour to the town. By then, I'm afraid I'll be lying on the bed.
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"You...Tian Xiaohai, you can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth!" Bai Qiuling angrily cursed at Tian Xiaohai: "It's already now, are you still saying this interesting?"
"I'm telling the truth! If you don't listen, then send me to the hospital!" Tian Xiaohai took a bite of roasted pheasant with an indifferent expression.
"Tian Xiaohai, you kid is cheating on me, I will never let you go even if I die." Director Qian gritted his teeth in anger.
As soon as he finished speaking, he squatted down, held his stomach with his hands, and cried out in pain: "Ouch! It hurts, it hurts me to death..."
Bai Qiuling bent over and continued to vomit.
"It looks like it's too late to go to the hospital." Niu Dazhi turned to Tian Xiaohai and shouted: "Xiaohai, please think of a way quickly! I know you can definitely do it."
"Of course there is a way!" Tian Xiaohai continued to chew on the pheasant chicken and said, "However, given Director Qian's previous attitude, I really don't want to save him."
"Tian Xiaohai, I was wrong. Please save me for the sake of my life!" Director Qian knelt down in front of Tian Xiaohai with a plop.
When things got to this point, he could no longer care about his face. The heart-wrenching pain alone was enough for him to bear.
"I can save you, but I have a request. First, you must fully cooperate with my treatment. Second, if I cure your disease, you must donate 50,000 yuan to build our village committee. We
The facilities in the village committee are dilapidated and should be replaced." Tian Xiaohai said seriously.
"No problem, I will cooperate 100% with your treatment." Director Qian endured the pain and replied.
"What about 50,000 yuan?" Tian Xiaohai asked, "Are you willing to pay?"
"Don't worry, as long as you cure my disease, I will donate 50,000 yuan to your village on the spot." Director Qian replied cheerfully. He said this, but in his heart, he was thinking that when the disease is cured, he will donate 50,000 yuan to your village.
Don't donate either.
Tian Xiaohai kept looking at the other person's eyes, and saw that this guy's eyes were erratic, and he was lying at first glance.
He knew that asking Director Qian to donate money would be even harder than reaching the sky.
Thinking of this, he cleared his throat with a smile and said: "Okay, then you come with me! I plan to use the good medicine of Cow into the Mud Sea to induce vomiting for you first. After you vomit out the contents in your stomach, I will help you."
You detoxify.”
"A cow has entered a sea of mud, what is this?" Director Qian asked curiously.
"A pure natural emetic, the effect will be better after a heavy rain. I happened to find it at the entrance of the cave. Come with me!" Tian Xiaohai walked towards the entrance of the cave with a smile.
"Okay, okay, okay, I listen to you!" Director Qian held his abdomen and followed.
Tian Xiaohai stopped when he reached the entrance of the cave.
He pointed at a pile of half-dry and half-wet cow dung on the ground and said with a smile: "Come here, this is where cows enter the sea of mud. After being washed away by heavy rain, the smell is strong. It is best used to induce vomiting."
"Ah...you...Tian Xiaohai, you want me to eat cow shit?" Director Qian gritted his teeth in anger and yelled: "You kid, are you trying to trick me?"
"Ha! Punish you?" Tian Xiaohai sneered, shook his head and said, "You think too much, this is just a treatment method. You have food poisoning, you must use disgusting things to induce deep vomiting. Originally, you have food poisoning.
It's okay to use soapy water, but in this mountain countryside
Where can I get soapy water outside?" Tian Xiaohai looked helpless and sighed: "I have no choice but to think of this thing. However, this thing can not only induce vomiting, but also has detoxification effect.
, it’s like killing two birds with one stone. Cherish it!”
"Tian Xiaohai, are you lying to me?" Director Qian's eyes widened with suspicion.
"You don't believe in my medical skills?" Tian Xiaohai thought for a moment, turned his palm over and said, "Let's do this! In order to achieve a better vomiting effect, I will first use Five Thunder Palm to warm your stomach. You can trust me, I
I’ll help you treat it! If you don’t believe it, forget it, let it be whatever happens! If you want to lie down, I won’t back down!”
"You..." Director Qian became angry when he heard that he was lying on the floor.
Tian Xiaohai didn't say much and directly pressed his hand on Director Qian's abdomen.
He knew that to make this guy eat cow shit, he would have to show his real ability.
Soon, Director Qian felt a burning sensation in his abdomen, and then a warm current surged up from his abdomen.
"Oh my god, Tian Xiaohai, why are your palms so hot? Wow, this is really a miracle doctor!" Director Qian exclaimed with excitement on his face.
Seeing that this guy was deeply shocked by his Five Thunder Palm, Tian Xiaohai quickly withdrew his hand, pointed to the cow dung on the ground with a smile and said: "Okay, I've warmed your stomach.
You can induce vomiting now. Come on, take a bite of cow into the sea of mud first! This is a good dose of vomiting medicine. You should hurry up. You are not too poisoned now. I am afraid it will leave sequelae if it is too late!
"Ah... will this red mushroom have any sequelae?" Director Qian turned pale with fright: "What adverse effects will it have?"
"This thing can paralyze the nerves, which can lead to paralysis in severe cases, or cause functional impairment in men. So, you have to hurry up and treat it. If it's too late, even if you save the person, I can't guarantee that there won't be any sequelae.
"Tian Xiaohai replied solemnly.
"It's so serious. Okay! I'll eat it!" Director Qian gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and came to the cow dung soaked in it.
He bent down but never had the courage to eat.
"Oh my god, this thing is so disgusting, I really can't even talk about it!" Director Qian turned around in embarrassment.
"What you want is nausea, because nausea can make you vomit out the contents of your stomach." Tian Xiaohai replied.
"But I really can't afford to keep my mouth shut!" Director Qian said with a bitter face.
"Come on, let me help you. Get down!" Tian Xiaohai grabbed this guy's neck and pressed him down.
"Hey!..." Director Qian wanted to shout, but his mouth had already touched cow dung.
Having already encountered them, he let go and simply started eating.
Seeing this scene, Niu Dazhi, Gudegao and others couldn't help but vomited on the spot.
Bai Qiuling turned around and was shocked by this scene: "Tian Xiaohai, this bastard, actually let people eat cow shit..."
As she spoke, she felt her body churn like a sea and roared, and vomited out all the contents in her stomach.
As she vomited and vomited, her stomach began to hurt.
"Ouch! It hurts so much, my stomach hurts!"
"Xiao Hai, please save Mayor Bai quickly!" Niu Dazhi shouted.
Tian Xiaohai immediately walked over and asked with concern: "Do you need my help?"
"If you want me to eat cow shit, I...I would rather die." Bai Qiuling bit her lip and said.
"Your situation is different. There is no need to induce vomiting." Tian Xiaohai looked at Bai Qiuling with a smile and said, "However, we also need your unconditional cooperation."