"Oh! Then what can you do to get the villagers to sign!" Tang Lingling glanced at Tian Xiaohai and whispered: "Don't do things for the sake of face. If you can eat the soft rice of our Tang family, that's your Tian Xiaohai."
What a blessing for Xiaohai!"
"I still want to take good care of you in the future! How can I eat my wife's soft rice?" Tian Xiaohai joked softly.
"Who is your wife? She hasn't even written her horoscope yet!" Tang Lingling raised her face arrogantly, deliberately pretending to ignore him.
The two of them were chatting quietly, and there were two pairs of eyes in the corner, looking over here.
It was the village chief Gude Gao and his second brother Gude Jin, who were watching Tian Xiaohai's every move.
"Brother, it seems that not many people in the village agree with this guy taking the land!"
"Well! I think this boy's land acquisition is a bit embarrassing. Without the help of a woman, this boy simply can't do it."
The two of them were chatting in the corner, waiting to see Tian Xiaohai's jokes.
At this time, Niu Dazhi came to Tian Xiaohai and persuaded him: "Xiaohai, I also think it might be better to let Mr. Tang come forward."
"No, I have a way." Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded: "In less than twenty minutes, I guarantee that more than two-thirds of the people in this venue will rush to sign the contract."
"Just brag!" Tang Lingling also heard this.
She glanced at Tian Xiaohai and sighed: "Is Tian Xiaohai's face really that important? If my grandfather came forward, things would definitely become much simpler."
"You are overthinking. I, Tian Xiaohai, am a shameless person. How could I complicate things for the sake of face? I just thought of a better way." Tian Xiaohai took out something from his belt with a smile.
A thick stack of banknotes.
"Xiao Hai, what are you doing?"
"Tian Xiaohai, what do you want to do?"
Tang Lingling and Niu Dazhi's eyes widened at the same time.
"Some money should be spent." Tian Xiaohai deliberately raised the banknotes in his hand, stood up immediately, smiled and shouted to the villagers at the scene: "Listen up, everyone, about Tanlang Mountain and Thorn Forest.
, I have placed the contract contracts for these two pieces of land here with the village party secretary.
, whoever wants to sign can just ask him. There are 10,000 yuan in cash here to reward those villagers who sign first. As long as they sign the contract, they will be rewarded with 100 yuan in cash. The number of places is limited, first come first served. Come on, Dazhi
Brother, Lao Liang, you two were the first to sign, so you accept the two hundred yuan."
With that said, Tian Xiaohai deliberately took out two hundred yuan and handed them to Lao Liang and Niu Dazhi respectively.
As soon as I heard that the contract was signed, cash was given out immediately, and the villagers at the scene were immediately excited. The scene immediately became excited.
"Xiaohai, I agree to sign."
"I'm willing to sign it too!"
"Let me sign too!"
"If you have cash, I'd better sign it first!"
The villagers in the synagogue rushed forward one by one, scrambling to get Niu Dazhi to sign.
Only Gudegao and Gudekin were in the corner, the two brothers looked gloomy.
"I can't believe that this kid Tian Xiaohai is willing to spend so much money to win these two pieces of wasteland. I think this kid has a trick in his head." Gudegao sneered and shook his head and said: "I got it with a woman.
Money cannot be kept after all. Just wait and see! In less than half a year, I think this kid will be destitute. Let’s go home. I don’t want to see this kid show off here anymore.”
"Let's go, I'm going home too. This kid won't be crazy for long." Goodkin also sneered and shook his head.
The two brothers walked straight outside.
Tian Xiaohai scanned around and found no trace of Gao Xiuyun, thinking that Sister Xiuyun must have gone home early.
Thinking of this, he patted Tang Zhenling on the shoulder and said: "Lingling, let's go, I'll take you to Gao Xiuyun's house and let her take you to pick vegetables!"
"Okay!" Tang Lingling nodded and followed Tian Xiaohai.
The two of them, one behind the other, were walking towards the outside of the village committee.
At this time, I suddenly saw a slender figure walking into the auditorium.
"Sister Xiuyun, you came just in time." Tian Xiaohai walked over quickly.
"Xiao Hai, do you want to sign? Where is it? Let me sign it for you first!" Gao Xiuyun smiled excitedly and patted Tian Xiaohai's shoulder lightly and said: "You kid, what's the matter with such a big deal?"
Don't tell me first! My sister will definitely support you."
"Sister Xiuyun, just ask the village party secretary to sign it later. I still have one hundred yuan in cash to collect!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
"You brat, are you interested in your money?" Gao Xiuyun glanced at Tian Xiaohai and said angrily, "Sister, I sincerely support your career. It doesn't matter whether you want the money or not."
She looked up towards the village party secretary and saw a circle of people around the table, rushing to sign. She smiled and shook her head and said: "There are so many people looking for the village party secretary to sign, I think I'll be late."
Come on! Xiaohai, I heard that you are going to invite the whole village to dinner in the evening, are you ready? This is no small matter! If you need my sister's help if you need anything, just ask."
"Sister, you came just in time. I want to talk to you about this! See if you have any suitable vegetables at home. Pick two loads for me. I will use them for cooking later. I will give them to you later.
Just count the food money." Tian Xiaohai replied to Gao Xiuyun.
"What kind of money are you asking for? Think of it as my sister, I support your business." Gao Xiuyun glanced at Tian Xiaohai, and then looked at Tang Lingling aside.
Tang Lingling's face was red and she was very embarrassed.
Seeing this, Tian Xiaohai quickly smiled and pushed Tang Lingling in front of Gao Xiuyun: "By the way, Sister Xiuyun, please take Lingling to pick vegetables together!"
Seeing Tang Lingling's face flushed, Gao Xiuyun guessed that her relationship with Tian Xiaohai must be unusual, so she smiled and asked, "Lingling, are you dating Xiaohai?"
"Ah... no... no! We just..." Tang Lingling turned her head and glanced at Tian Xiaohai, hoping that he would answer.
"We are still getting along." Tian Xiaohai said to Gao Xiuyun truthfully: "At present, Lingling's mother does not agree with us being together, so we have to slowly change some of Aunt Qiao's ideas."
"Okay, I understand. Leave Lingling to me! I'll take her to pick vegetables, so don't worry." Gao Xiuyun smiled and winked at Tian Xiaohai, then took Tang Lingling's hand and went straight to
Walk outside.
As soon as she left the village committee, Gao Xiuyun started chatting with Tang Lingling.
"Lingling! Xiaohai is a good young man, you must cherish the opportunity! This boy has a lot of strength, whoever marries her will be lucky. You must cherish it!"
"Sister Xiuyun, you are blessed with such strong energy?" Tang Lingling almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
Gao Xiuyun replied with a smile: "You silly girl, you don't understand. This is a saying passed down from the older generation. Only if a man has strength can he feel safe if he marries a woman. And the married life is also difficult."
It will be guaranteed. People from this older generation can’t help but believe in the concept of blind date!”
"Ah...what does it mean to look behind one's back and watch the urine?" Tang Lingling asked curiously.
"Looking behind the back and watching the urine" means that in the past, girls would have a few days of observation period after going on a blind date with their blind date. In addition to asking about the man's background, she would also secretly hide in the dark and watch the man.
, is it necessary to pee vigorously? If a man urinates and wets his feet, then he cannot ask for it, which means that the man has no energy and is not in good health. Not only will he risk a short life and early death in the future, but he will also be unable to do heavy work, and he will not even be able to get a woman pregnant...
..." Gao Xiuyun became more and more energetic as she spoke.
"Ah... no way, it's so serious." Tang Lingling opened her mouth in surprise.
Gao Xiuyun smiled and patted Tang Lingling's shoulder to comfort her: "Don't worry! Xiaohai is not such a weak man who can't even pee. This kid is like a cow, he can't use up all his strength. You
If you marry him, you will be blessed."
"No way! Sister Xiuyun, do you know this too?" Tang Lingling looked at Gao Xiuyun curiously: "You haven't seen anything about Tian Xiaohai, have you?"
"Oh! What are you talking about, girl? How could I have seen it?" Gao Xiuyun glanced at Tang Lingling, then smiled and said: "However, I did see Xiaohai when he was ten years old. My family lives next door to Tian Xiaohai's house.
I'm sure we'll bump into this thing. It's serious, they
The toilet at home has been renovated, and not everyone can see it. However, when this kid urinates at night, I heard the loud "dong dong dong" sound, like a machine gun. It means that the kidneys are good!
If a man’s kidneys are good, his body will be good, and if his body is good, he will be strong.”
"Based on this guy's usual performance at work, it seems that he fits the bill. This guy is very energetic and his body is as strong as an ox. In short, you heard me right, sister. Xiaohai is a pretty good guy. If you have a chance, you can
You can also look behind you and watch this kid's urine to see if it's strong, and then you'll know if your sister has lied to you."
"Ah...I...I'm so embarrassed!" Tang Lingling replied with a red face, but she made random guesses in her heart.
In fact, she had already heard the idea of looking behind one's back to watch urine. However, she didn't take it seriously. When Gao Xiuyun mentioned it today, she was really a little curious!