As soon as Gao Xiuyun left the village committee, Tian Xiaohai invited Lao Liang to go to the village chief's house to catch pigs.
"Xiaohai, please wait for me for a while, I will go home to get the King of Hell Hook." Lao Liang warned Tian Xiaohai, turned around and ran home quickly.
The Hell Hook is an iron hook specially used to hook the pig's nose and drag the pig out of the stall. Only butchers have this tool.
"As expected of a butcher, I have found the right person." Tian Xiaohai looked at Lao Liang's back, smiled knowingly, and stopped.
He glanced forward inadvertently, and happened to see Gao Xiuyun and Tang Lingling chatting in front, and they happened to get to the point of "looking behind and watching the urine".
Tian Xiaohai couldn't laugh or cry, and thought to himself: This sister Xiuyun really can talk about anything, she has even heard the sound of her own urine.
He muttered softly, and suddenly he felt the urge to urinate in his lower abdomen. He really came up with whatever he wanted.
"I'm going, I really want to pee."
Tian Xiaohai glanced around, and finally set his sights on Liu Xiulan's vegetable garden.
There happened to be a reservoir in the garden, and a utility room was built next to it, with several urine jars placed in it.
This is the urine saved by Liu Xiulan and used to irrigate vegetables.
Tian Xiaohai jumped up, rubbed the ground, crossed the fence, rushed into the utility room, and decided to find a pot to urinate in.
Two minutes later, a "dong dong dong" sound came from the utility room.
At this time, Gao Xiuyun had just entered the vegetable garden next to her and was about to bend down to pick cabbage.
With her sharp ears, she listened to the wind and heard the familiar voice.
"Oh my god, Lingling, listen quickly, it sounds like the voice of that boy from Xiaohai, 'dong dong dong'. Yes, it's this boy. Hurry, I guess this boy is nearby." Gao Xiuyun gently tugged at the corner of Tang Lingling's clothes with her hand.
, then turned around and looked into the vegetable garden of Widow Liu’s house next door.
She only glanced at it and saw half of Tian Xiaohai's body exposed outside the utility room.
Tang Lingling also glanced over there curiously, and saw Tian Xiaohai's back, and couldn't help but blush.
"Oh! Sister Xiuyun, stop watching it! What's so good about this."
"You're stupid! This is the first step of the blind date. If you don't take this step well, it will be miserable in the future." Gao Xiuyun said, standing on tiptoes to take a look, and then smiled and patted Tang Lingling on the shoulder.
: "Lingling, you should watch it!"
"There's nothing interesting to see. I just looked at the back." Tang Lingling blushed and said, "It's not like I haven't seen it before."
"Ah...have you seen it already?" Gao Xiuyun stopped and looked at Tang Lingling curiously.
"No... I mean, I've seen Tian Xiaohai's back a long time ago." Tang Lingling's face turned redder than before.
"Hey! Silly girl, tell me, do you like this guy?" Gao Xiuyun smiled and moved closer to Tang Lingling's ear.
"It's not annoying anyway!" Tang Lingling said with a blushing face.
"If you don't hate it, then you just like it. If you like it, that's fine!" Gao Xiuyun nodded with satisfaction, tugged on Tang Lingling's clothes again and said, "Listen carefully to 'dong dong dong'. Is it like firing a machine gun? What does it mean? What does this mean?
The boy has sufficient kidney energy and strong energy. He can do farm work in the fields, carry out tasks when going out, and coax women in bed. You! Cherish it!"
"Sister Xiuyun, I'm so embarrassed. Why are you talking about this?" Tang Lingling's face turned red.
"What are you so shy about? Come on, let's go over a little bit and have a good look and listen!" Gao Xiuyun dragged Tang Lingling closer to the fence of the vegetable garden.
Just at this time, Tian Xiaohai had finished his work and came out of his miscellaneous mind.
He turned around and saw Gao Xiuyun and Tang Lingling looking this way, and couldn't help feeling embarrassed.
"Sister Xiuyun, Lingling, what are you..."
Tang Lingling's pretty face turned red and she quickly turned away: "I didn't look at anything!"
"Oh! I just saw it. I'm not an outsider." Gao Xiuyun glanced at Tang Lingling, and soon couldn't help but laugh: "Xiao Hai, why did you go to the vegetable garden of Widow Liu's house to pee? I'm like this
Isn’t there a urine jar in the vegetable garden? The fat and water will not flow to other people’s fields. You kid doesn’t regard your sister as one of your own!"
"Ah! Didn't I... just pass by! Next time! Next time I pass by, I will pee in your vegetable garden." Tian Xiaohai felt a little embarrassed when he saw Gao Xiuyun's calm and calm look.
"Okay! Look how embarrassed you are. My sister is joking with you. How much is a pee worth? Really." Gao Xiuyun smiled and patted Tang Lingling on the shoulder and said, "Lingling, let's go."
Come on! Let’s pick vegetables.”
"Okay!" Tang Lingling finally came back to her senses.
She blushed and glanced at Tian Xiaohai, pointed at Tian Xiaohai's abdomen and said, "You didn't fasten your belt properly."
"Ah..." Tian Xiaohai lowered his head and saw that the tie was really crooked, so he quickly straightened it up with his hands.
Tang Lingling chuckled and winked at him: "Tian Xiaohai is attending my birthday party tonight, so don't be careless about your image!"
"Don't worry! I will dress up handsomely tonight and I won't let my goddess down." Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded.
"I won't talk to you anymore! Go pick vegetables." Tang Lingling's cheeks turned red and she squatted down next to a bunch of green celery.
Two beauties were bent side by side, busy in the vegetable garden.
Tian Xiaohai was in a good mood after seeing the beautiful people and fresh food. One was the good sister next door, and the other was the goddess in his heart. Coupled with the pastoral scenery, they were both pleasing to the eye.
"Xiao Hai, King of Hell Gou is here, let's go to the village chief's house to catch pigs." Old Liang shouted from afar.
"Here we come!" Tian Xiaohai responded and walked out of the garden.
Gao Xiuyun turned around and looked back in surprise: "What? Xiaohai, you are going to the village chief's house to catch pigs and kill them. Can the village chief agree?"
"He has already agreed." Tian Xiaohai nodded and smiled: "Not only has the village chief agreed, but the other three brothers in his family will also have a native chicken and duck from each family! Sister Xiuyun, Lingling, you have picked the vegetables.
Go to the village committee, Niu Dazhi will arrange for someone to help wash and cut vegetables. Let’s go now!”
"This kid is getting more and more awesome. Even Gude Gao can subdue him." Gao Xiuyun's face flashed with excitement, she smiled and patted Tang Lingling lightly on the shoulder: "Lingling, you must cherish this kid Tian Xiaohai."
It’s a dragon! If you don’t work harder, another woman will snatch it away.”
"Sister Xiuyun, don't mention him!" Tang Lingling said with a blushing face.
"Silly girl, if it weren't for my limited conditions, I would really want to fight for a man with you in public." Gao Xiuyun joked.
"You grab it! I didn't tie him up with a rope." Tang Lingling said with a blushing smile.
"I'm afraid you won't be able to let go." Gao Xiuyun said with a smile.
"Why are you reluctant to give up?" Tang Lingling pursed her red lips, a trace of embarrassment flashed across her face.
"Look at you, I'm almost crying." Gao Xiuyun knelt down, caressed Tang Lingling's face with her hands, and said sincerely: "Xiao Hai grew up with me, and to be honest, I really can't let him go when he wants to find a woman.
But he will eventually get married. Even if you don’t want to give up, you have to give up! However, my sister also wants to remind you that Xiaohai is a energetic person.
A strong man will also miss women. If you two get along well, get along with him as soon as possible, and live together when you need to, but don't pretend to be too reserved. Xiaohai has nothing wrong with him, but he has a little difficulty with women.
Control. I'm really worried that if he stays up for a long time, he won't be able to hold it in anymore, and he will do bad things, and it will be troublesome to go to the cell."
"Ah...Sister Xiuyun, did Tian Xiaohai do something to you?" Tang Lingling's eyes widened in shock.
"Silly girl, what are you thinking!" Gao Xiuyun pushed Tang Lingling lightly and said with a bitter smile: "Whatever this kid is going to do to me, I will just obey him. I don't plan to get married anyway."
"This..." Tang Lingling opened her mouth speechlessly, not knowing what to say.
"Oh! Sister, don't think too much. The relationship between Xiao Hai and me is not as bad as you think. If I really want to do something with Xiao Hai, I will tell you the truth. I just want to tell you, Xiao Hai
Growing up with me since childhood, I could sacrifice everything for him, including my body. But Xiaohai is not like that either.
Such a person. But I was worried that he would break the law when it comes to women. A while ago, this guy carried girls up the mountain. This incident made a big fuss and really made me anxious. I asked Xiaohai at that time,
Are you crazy about women? If that's the case, I... I'll give myself to him."
"Ah...Sister Xiuyun, you really gave it to him..." Tang Lingling couldn't believe her ears.
"Look, I'm scaring you!" Gao Xiuyun explained with an embarrassed smile: "I was also worried about Xiao Hai doing something illegal, so I said this. This kid has done his duty to me. I don't think he will obey either.
!Don’t worry, if you and Xiaohai get along well in the future, sister, I will slowly let go. I know my limits and won’t compete with you for a man.”
"Sister Xiuyun, I...I didn't mean that." Tang Lingling's face turned redder than before.
"Okay, don't I know about your little thoughts?" Gao Xiuyun glanced at Tang Lingling and said with a smile: "A woman! She is selfish for love. You and my sister are in different situations. My sister is more.
What I care about is whether Xiao Hai is living well. I have never thought about what he will do to me. I just want this boy to live well. If he marries a wife, I will not have much contact with him."
"Sister Xiuyun, don't say that. Even if I really marry Xiaohai, I will still treat you as my sister." Tang Lingling said to Gao Xiuyun seriously.
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's wait until you take down this boy Tian Xiaohai! There are a bunch of women outside, waiting to get along with this boy! You have to hurry up." Gao Xiuyun smiled and stroked her gently.
With a look on Tang Lingling's face, she said: "Get this guy as soon as possible. Don't let the wealth go to outsiders, so as not to take advantage of those vixens outside."
"Yeah! I'll try my best!" Tang Lingling blushed and nodded.
The two looked at each other and laughed knowingly.