Naturally, Tian Xiaohai knew the little Jiujiu that the village chief had in mind.
He smiled disapprovingly and said: "Village chief, don't worry, I promise that I won't let Lao Liang step into your ancient family. Looking back, I will take Yama Gou and enter the pig pen alone."
"Alone? Tian Xiaohai, you said it yourself. If you can't get the pig out by yourself, don't blame me for not giving you a chance!" Gudegao couldn't help but feel proud.
Hearing this, Lao Liang quickly waved his hands and said: "That's not possible. An adult pig weighs at least a hundred kilograms and even two to three hundred kilograms. Who has the ability to drag the pig out with just a Hell's Hook?
!Xiao Hai, let me see it this way! I will get Li Erhu and Zhang Erniu over to help in a while. These two guys are very strong."
"It's okay! It's enough for me alone." Tian Xiaohai smiled disapprovingly.
"Xiaohai, you definitely can't do it alone." Lao Liang wanted to persuade him again.
Seeing this, Gudegao quickly interrupted with a smile: "I think so! Tian Xiaohai, if you can drag the pig out alone, I will give you ten pounds of sausages later. You can choose the pigs in the pig pen."
"Okay, village chief, you said it yourself." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
Just as he was talking, there was a sound of footsteps in the yard.
Several enthusiastic villagers saw the village chief's wife running away with tears in her eyes, so they rushed over to see what was going on.
The villagers happened to see the village chief and Tian Xiaohai arguing.
Seeing the villagers coming, the village chief Gudegao was secretly proud of himself.
He cleared his throat and shouted to the villagers: "Listen up, everyone. I, Gudegao, support Xiao Hai's business and plan to give Xiao Hai a pig so that Xiao Hai can treat the villagers to dinner. However, Xiao Hai wants to make a bet with me.
. He said that he could get this pig out by himself. Of course I don’t believe it. If he could get the pig out of this pig pen alive by himself, he could choose the four fat pigs in the pig pen and I would give them to him later.
He has ten pounds of sausages.”
"Village chief, you said it yourself." Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
Gudegao replied confidently: "Yes, that's what I said. However, the time limit is half an hour. If you don't take out the pigs from the pen within half an hour, you will lose. Today's event
I won’t give you the pig.”
"Okay, this matter is settled." Tian Xiaohai readily agreed.
Hearing this, several villagers watching the excitement shook their heads and sighed.
"Xiao Hai, how can you do it alone?"
"That's right, Xiaohai, you definitely can't get this pig out by yourself."
"Don't talk about one person, even three people will have a hard time getting out!"
Everyone is not optimistic about Tian Xiaohai.
Tian Xiaohai disagreed, smiled and winked at Lao Liang and said: "Lao Liang, go to the village committee and wait for me. Ask someone to set up firewood and prepare to boil water to remove hair. I will go get the King of Hell hook and kill the villagers.
The pigs from the long pen were dragged out and killed."
"Xiaohai..." Lao Liang wanted to persuade him again.
Gudegao smiled proudly and shouted at him: "Old Liang, let's go! You are not welcome here."
"You..." Lao Liang shook his head in disappointment, and sighed towards Tian Xiaohai: "Xiaohai, I'll leave first!"
"Okay! I'm going to get the Hell's Hook now." Tian Xiaohai smiled knowingly, walked out of the courtyard, and picked up the Hell's Hook that he had dropped earlier.
Seeing this, Gudegao was secretly proud of himself.
He felt that this was an opportunity to embarrass Tian Xiaohai, so he deliberately shouted loudly outside the courtyard gate: "Everyone, come and see! Let's see how Tian Xiaohai, the number one warrior in our village, caught the pig."
As he spoke, he deliberately took out his mobile phone to record the video, planning to broadcast it live.
In a moment, the courtyard of the village chief's house was filled with people.
"Let's go and watch Tian Xiaohai's hooked pig come out of the slaughter." The village chief shouted, calling everyone to walk towards the pig pen in his backyard.
The villagers came to the pig pen in the backyard of the village chief's house, waiting to see Tian Xiaohai's excitement.
Lao Liang was worried that Tian Xiaohai would suffer a loss, so he ran to Li Erniu and Zhang Erhu to help.
I saw Tian Xiaohai holding the King of Hell hook and walking into the pig pen.
He tried to pat the fattest big white pig lightly with the King of Hell's Hook.
It was a large boar weighing about three hundred kilograms. It was castrated and looked quite tough.
The King of Hell hooked the big guy on the back and slapped it. The big white pig immediately turned its head towards Tian Xiaohai and let out a "ho ho ho ho" sound as if it was electrocuted.
The big white pig thrust its big-hole nose into Tian Xiaohai's crotch.
"I'm going, what do you want to do?" Tian Xiaohai jumped away quickly.
The crowd roared with laughter.
The village chief, Gudegaard, was proud of himself. He was recording the video on his mobile phone and shouting triumphantly: "Tian Xiaohai, listen up, I've given you a timer, and now three minutes have passed. Half an hour has passed, if you haven't...
If the pigs in the pen are taken out of the pen alive, I will not give them away."
"Xiao Hai, are you good at it?" Gudjin also laughed.
Several of the village chief's sisters-in-law also came, and they all stood by the pig pen and made sarcastic remarks.
"If you want to eat for free, you must have that ability, otherwise you may be gored to death by a pig."
"This kid, I think he's just showing off, and he almost got fucked by a pig."
"It's best to get to the bottom of this kid's life and let him have no descendants."
Listening to these women's sarcastic words, Tian Xiaohai was speechless.
He cleared his throat, glanced at the village chief's sisters-in-law, and sneered: "Sister-in-laws, you really worry about me! Don't worry! I have a very strong body, and this big white pig can't handle it.
To mine.”
"Really? Tian Xiaohai, I think you should be more careful. Your wife is not married yet! If a pig kills you, you won't be able to be a father or have a baby. Don't blame our Gu family.
What a pig!" Hu Xiucui, Gudgin's daughter-in-law, glanced at him with a sneer and smiled proudly.
"Sister-in-law Xiucui, thank you for your kindness. Are you caring too much about me? Whether I can have a baby or not seems to have nothing to do with you! Why are you so anxious!" Tian Xiaohai joked with a smile.
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As soon as these words came out, the crowd immediately burst into laughter.
"You...you..." Hu Xiucui gritted her teeth in anger, glared at Tian Xiaohai hatefully and cursed: "I curse you to be raped by a pig until you have no descendants."
"Haha! I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you." Tian Xiaohai sneered and replied: "The fortune teller said that I will have a family full of descendants in the future, and each one will be more handsome and more promising than the last one. I'm afraid this pig won't be able to win.
Me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd burst into laughter again.
"Tian Xiaohai, I think you are afraid of the big white pig!" Hu Xiucui sipped melon seeds with a proud look on her face, spit out two pieces of melon seed shells into the pig pen, and deliberately shouted to the big white pig: "Big white pig, come on!
, hurry up and fuck this kid!"
The big white pig stood there motionless, just raised its head and kept making a "lulalululu" sound at Tian Xiaohai.
Seeing this, Hu Cuixiu couldn't help but feel a little angry.
She took a broom from the pigsty and slapped the big white pig on the back: "Dabai, hurry up, go and hump him."
Being slapped by Hu Xiucui, the big white pig became angry, turned around suddenly, raised its head and let out a "roaring" pig sound at Hu Xiucui.
When the big white pig roared, its mouth kept shaking, and the food residue in the corner of its mouth splashed all over Hu Xiucui. She was originally wearing a low-cut dress, which was very sexy.
As a result, the snow-white chest was splashed with spots.
Hu Cuixiu was so angry! She beat her with the broom and scolded her while beating her.
"You damn pig, I asked you to humiliate Tian Xiaohai, but you humiliated me. Don't dare to mess with others who want your life. I'll beat you twice. If you get anxious, see if I don't beat you to death. I'll beat you to death.
You dead pig!"
The broom hit the big white pig on the head repeatedly.
The big white pig raised its head and roared at her unconvincedly.
Hu Cuixiu became even more angry and beat her more fiercely than before.
Suddenly, the big white pig jumped up suddenly and landed his feet on the wall of the pig pen.
"Oh my god! This pig is going to change jobs."
Hu Xiucui was so frightened that her face turned pale, and everyone was also frightened and fled in all directions.
The big white pig swung its body back, then jumped forward with a "scratch" and jumped out of the pig pen.
This beast seemed to hold a grudge and attacked Hu Cuixiu from behind.
"Oh my god, help me!"
She let out a scream and was knocked to the ground by the pig.
The big white pig put its soft nose and sniffed at the woman's thighs and lower abdomen, and occasionally nudged her.
Hu Cuixiu was so frightened that she started crying on the spot.
The villagers had already been frightened and retreated far away.
Gudkin was also frightened. He shouted in a trembling voice: "Cuixiu, hold on tight, I'm going to fuck that guy."
With that said, the guy ran away.
Seeing that her husband had also run away, Hu Cuixiu cried "Wow" even harder and shouted "Help!"
Tian Xiaohai jumped up, crossed the pigsty, stretched out the hook of the King of Hell and touched the pig's mouth. With a "pop" sound, he pushed the big white pig's head towards the corner.
Tian Xiaohai turned to Hu Cuixiu, who was lying on the ground crying, and said coldly: "Hu Cuixiu, do you know your mistake? Will you scold me next time?"
"Tian Xiaohai, you are so bad!" Hu Cuixiu gritted her teeth and cursed at Tian Xiaohai: "I hate you to death. If it weren't for you, how could I have been fucked by the big white pig? If you want me to forgive you, there is no way!"
"Okay, I'll let the big white pig continue to fuck you!" Tian Xiaohai withdrew the Hell Hook in his hand, and the big white pig's mouth immediately thrust towards Hu Cuixiu's thigh, and bursts of "ho ho ho" came out from the soft pig nose.
The roar of the pig is quite scary.
"No...Tian Xiaohai, I was wrong, I beg you, let me go, I know I was wrong, I shouldn't scold you..." Hu Cuixiu finally gave in, crying even more miserably than before.
"This bitch is not a good person, I want to criticize and educate her." Tian Xiaohai lowered his head and glanced at Hu Cuixiu, then put the King of Hell Hook on the corner of the big white pig's mouth again, "You, get aside first!"