Tian Xiaohai left the vegetable garden and took Lao Liang straight to the village chief's house.
"Let's go! The village chief's house is catching pigs and killing them." Lao Liang deliberately chanted loudly: "Feng Shui has changed, this year it's my house. Now it's our turn to eat from the village chief. Haha!"
I saw this guy carrying the King of Hell's Hook on his shoulders and walking with a swagger, looking like a bandit.
Tian Xiaohai was really speechless.
After a while, the two came to the courtyard gate of the village chief's house.
Just as he was about to open the door and go in, he heard the noise of men and women coming from inside the house.
"Don't touch me..."
"Ha! You are my woman, why can't I touch you?"
"Do you think of me as your woman? If you want to hit me, you can hit me, if you want to be intimate with me, you can be intimate with me. Do you think I am your pet?"
"Hey! Deng Jinlian, your wings have grown hard now. I can't even touch you anymore? Why don't I just slap you in the face this morning! Why do you hold grudges?"
"Gudegao, are you still a human? You can say it out loud, but you've already beaten me, and you still want to do that to me? Do you think it's possible? You think I'm a robot!"
"Crack!"
A loud slap came from inside the room.
Lao Liang, who was listening outside the hospital, suddenly trembled.
He turned to Tian Xiaohai and shouted anxiously: "No, that bastard Gudegao must be beating his wife again. Xiaohai, wait for me, I'll go in and take a look."
As he said this, this guy had already climbed up the wall.
"Hey! Lao Liang, don't act recklessly, this is a couple's business." Tian Xiaohai advised.
"No matter what! I feel uncomfortable beating the woman I love! I have to take care of this matter." Lao Liang dropped the King of Hell Hook and jumped over the wall and rushed into the courtyard.
At this time, the sound of fierce fighting came from inside the house.
Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but be curious. He leaned on the wall and looked into the house.
"Bitch, I spent money to marry you home. Can't you just feel good about it?"
"No, not even for a moment. Gudegao, I hate you!"
"Crack!"
Gude slapped his wife Deng Jinlian on the face, rushed over and forced her down on the sofa.
"Let me go! You gangster...that's how you got me."
"Yes, I am a gangster. Now that you are my wife, I can have sex with you whenever I want."
At this moment, Gudegao was like a ferocious beast, forcibly pulling off Deng Jinlian's clothes.
Soon, there was a sound of tearing cloth. Deng Jinlian's skirt had been torn by this guy, and her snow-white skin was exposed.
At this time, Lao Liang had already rushed into the house.
He raised his foot and kicked open the door of Gudegao's house.
"Gudegao, you bastard. You married a beautiful woman, but you don't know how to cherish her. You abused her like this. I'll beat you to death, you bastard."
Lao Liang rushed over and punched and kicked Gudegao.
"Ouch, ouch!" Gude was tall and thin, so he was no match for Lao Liang.
After two blows, Lao Liang was beaten to the ground. He was wearing a pair of underpants and got under the table like a dog.
"Come out if you have the guts, you bastard Gude, let's see if I don't beat you to death!" At this time, Lao Liang was like an angry lion, roaring under the table.
"Stop hitting him! Stop hitting him." Deng Jinlian who was on the side quickly stepped forward and grabbed Lao Liang's arm.
"Jin Lian, let me go, I have to beat this girl to death today! Gudegao is so abominable. I'm going to beat this girl to death!" Lao Liang became even more angry and kicked him under the table.
The village chief, Gudegao, huddled under the table, with his back turned to Gudegao, letting him kick him with his feet. He refused to come out, and from time to time he let out bursts of howling sounds like a slaughtered pig.
"This old bachelor is crazy. He really regards the village chief's wife as his own woman. If he continues to fight like this, I'm afraid something big will happen!" Tian Xiaohai shook his head helplessly, jumped over the wall, and rushed in quickly.
The village chief's room.
He rushed over and pulled Lao Liang aside.
"Lao Liang, please calm down." Tian Xiaohai shouted coldly at Lao Liang: "This is the village chief's home, not yours."
"This bastard has gone too far." Lao Liang pointed his finger at Gudegao under the table and cursed angrily.
Seeing Tian Xiaohai coming, Gudegao dared to climb out from under the table.
He touched his butt with his hand, gritted his teeth in pain and said, "Oh, this bastard doesn't know the severity, it hurts me so much when he kicks me!"
"De Gao, are you okay?" Deng Jinlian quickly ran over and helped the village chief.
"Bitch, it's all your fault. You brought the adulterer to your home. Let's see if I don't beat you to death!" Gudegao grabbed Deng Jinlian's hair and then slapped her across the face: "
I'll beat you bitch to death for daring to steal someone outside. No wonder I can't even touch you. It turns out there's someone outside."
"I didn't...I didn't steal anyone..." Deng Jinlian cried until she burst into tears.
Seeing this, Lao Liang rushed over, stretched out his hand and strangled Gudegao's neck: "Gudegao, you bastard, you still dare to beat me, let's see if I don't beat you to death."
"Ouch, let go..." Gudegao was choked so hard that he couldn't breathe. Even so, he was still angry and kicked Deng Jinlian to the ground.
"Ouch! It hurts!" Deng Jinlian fell to the ground and burst into tears from the pain.
"Go to hell!" Lao Liang was completely angry. He grabbed Gudegao's neck and wouldn't let go. He even pinched Gudegao's tongue out.
"Old Liang, you are crazy!" Tian Xiaohai quickly walked over and separated the two of them forcefully.
"Damn, I almost died." Gude shook his head, panted, pointed at Deng Jinlian who fell to the ground and yelled: "Deng Jinlian, you shameless person, you actually brought an adulterer with you.
Came home."
"Gude Gao, you are not a human being, and you are still wronging me at this time." Deng Jinlian pointed at Gude Gao angrily and cried heartbrokenly.
Seeing this, Lao Liang quickly reached out and helped her up: "Jin Lian, are you okay?"
"Crack!"
Deng Jinlian slapped Lao Liang on the face with her backhand and cursed angrily: "Get out! It's all your fault for ruining my reputation and causing my husband to misunderstand me."
"Haha! Stop pretending, you shameless Deng Jinlian brought an adulterer to your home. Do you think I will forgive you?" Gudegao sneered proudly.
"I don't need your forgiveness!" Deng Jinlian smiled bitterly, walked over and slapped the village chief Gudegao on the face, saying coldly: "Gudegao, listen up, I want to divorce you!"
After saying that, she turned around, covered her face and ran outside crying.
"Hey! Jin Lian..." Lao Liang wanted to chase after him.
Tian Xiaohai grabbed his hand and shouted coldly: "Okay, don't chase him."
"But..." Lao Liang wanted to say more.
"Do you really want people to misunderstand that you two had an affair together?" Tian Xiaohai asked Lao Liang.
"What should we do?" Lao Liang lowered his head in embarrassment and whispered, "I'm really worried about her."
"Let her calm down!" Tian Xiaohai advised softly.
Regarding Lao Liang's infatuation, Tian Xiaohai was really speechless.
He gently patted Lao Liang's shoulder and reminded softly: "Let's stop this matter for now. Let's talk about it later! Don't forget, we are here to catch pigs. Don't let the villagers really think of you as a pig.
You're an adulterer. That won't do you any good."
After Tian Xiaohai reminded him, Lao Liang finally realized what he was doing. He cleared his throat and said with a smile, "Yes, we came to the village chief's house to catch pigs."
Upon hearing this, Gudegao laughed proudly: "Old Liang, do you really think that my wife will fall in love with you, an old bachelor? You don't even take a pee to look at yourself. With your appearance, Widow Liu's family
All the sows think you are old and ugly
Oh, how could my wife fall in love with you? I was just using the topic to express myself. You really think I take you seriously! Old bachelor, get out of here! My mother-in-law has run away, and it’s not your turn.
Come here to enjoy the show."
"You..." Lao Liang gritted his teeth in anger.
"What are you? With your appearance, no one thought highly of you when you were young. Now that you are an old bachelor, no woman will take a fancy to you. You still want to take advantage of me, a woman from Gudegao. Are you dreaming?
!I’m telling you Lao Liang, even if I don’t want a woman, she won’t be able to fall in love with you.” Gudegao glanced at Lao Liang with contempt and shouted coldly: “Get out!”
Lao Liang's self-esteem felt trampled on. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "I will sleep with your mother-in-law sooner or later!"
"Haha! It's just you sleeping on the floor. Don't even think about having a woman in this life." Gudegao no longer even had the desire to lose his temper.
Lao Liang was so angry that his beard was trembling.
"Okay, Lao Liang, we are here to catch pigs." Tian Xiaohai patted Lao Liang's shoulder and comforted him, then turned to the village chief Gudegao and said: "Village chief, we are here to catch pigs.
, let’s let the previous matter be over!”
Gudegao responded in a cold voice: "Tian Xiaohai, I think you saved me earlier. I don't have to argue with him about Lao Liang's beating just now, but Lao Liang will never allow him to stay in my house. You have to arrest him."
It's okay, but Lao Liang must leave my house. I don't want to see this man again."
"Okay! Lao Liang, please go outside and wait for me! I'll drive the pigs out." Tian Xiaohai patted Lao Liang on the shoulder and said.
"Xiao Hai, the pig pen at the village chief's house is very small, but the biggest pig weighs more than three hundred kilograms. How can you do it alone?" Lao Liang said with a worried look on his face: "This kind of big pig has a small pen and only has a small pen.
I’m afraid you won’t be able to handle it! This must be done by an experienced butcher. I’ve killed pigs before and I’m very strong, so you’d better let me in!”
Hearing this, Gude was delighted: "Tian Xiaohai, I promised to give you a pig to treat the villagers to a meal, which is already the most benevolent thing. If you let Lao Liang come into the house again to disgust me, I will fall out. Listen.
Okay, you can catch the pigs, but you must prohibit Lao Liang from setting foot in our Gu family."
He knew that his pig pen was very small, and without an experienced butcher, no matter how many people there were, they would not be able to hire the biggest fat pig.
As a result, Tian Xiaohai could only catch a small pig and kill it.